#I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THAT WAS A JOKE
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What are your pronouns? I never really asked and I feel bad, im sorry😭
(your sexuality too? I just don’t want to assume)
you’re good, don’t worry!💜
MY PRONOUNS ARE…
U..‼️
S!!🗣️
A!!🇺🇸
🦅🦅🦅
jk😭
it’s always been kind of a mystery to me as well so any pronouns are fine, most people use she/her, but i have no preference!
as for sexuality.. be ready for a yap session because im just as confused as you are
I’ve just been saying i’m under the bi umbrella. I like everyone as long as they’re a good person, like no matter the gender, but at the same time, im not gender blind, like pansexuals usually are. Gender..is a factor, but I don’t have a preference, i like all of them for their own reasons. In conclusion, I’m bisexual because it’s just a huge umbrella and it’s easier to just say that instead of confused noises and static. its not been my first priority to figure this out, I’ll probably never know for sure but I don’t really care. so im bi >:]
thank you for asking though, and don’t worry about assuming because I don’t care😭✌️
#bisexual#or something#uh#idk what else to tag???#lgbtq+#pride#i uh… i like em younger…😈#as young as possible!#I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THAT WAS A JOKE#IM NOT LIKE THAT#Skibidi rizz#BROTHER EUGHHH BABY DO YOU KNOW THATS WORTH OOOOH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH#I only know that song bc of a progressive commercial#i’ll find it one day#this is the worst#im crushed#its pointless lmaooooo gotta ignore it till it goes awaur🧍♀️
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so. i might have done some Things.
[id: three decorated toploaders of photocards. the photocards are of will campos, beth may, and anthony burch. each toploader is themed green, yellow, and purple respectively. end id]
#dungeons and daddies#dndads#dndaddies#beth may#will campos#anthony burch#bard.txt#IM NORMAL I SWEAR I DID THESE AS A JOKE BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE.
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another S2FM shitpost. I don't understand how lighting works <3
original under the cut
#half life#shitpost#gman#gordon freeman#artemis rambles#i put almost no effort into this. i swear if this pops off again while my art continues to flop and die..... (half joking)
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oh my god i just. remembered this. sorry. one of the things people do in the saiki k fandom (cough cough specifically tiktok cough cough) is that people call every terusai moment "fanservice.." FANSERVICE..? WHATTTTT ?
as if you guys get to make the choices in what the anime SHOULD be like, and which duos get better moments.. thats so funny oh my GOD.
and im saying the anime specifically because none of these people read the manga.. there was this one pretty fucking viral tiktok i saw a few months ago where this person was talking about this and saying that the anime "tried to set up teruhashi and saiki as a couple" when it "wasnt like that in the manga" and then proceeded to talk about scenes that WERE in the manga and did NOT get changed for the anime.. mf why are you just LYING. AND WHY ARE THE MASSES BELIEVING YOU. THATS CRAZY.
#its weird cuz like. nobody is genuinely saying terusai is canon or u HAVE to ship it (its an obvious joke when we that abt any ship)#but these people for some reason act like we're the devil for interpreting their cute scenes as romantic#MY BROTHER IN CHRIST JUST LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE. INTERPRET THE WAY YOU WANT WHILE ILL DO IT HOW I WANT.#youre allowed to see them as just friends just like im allowed to see them as a couple!!#their friendship is lovely!! it's beautiful!! appreciate it instead of trying to ruin all those moments and boil them doen to 'fanservice-'#JUST because a lot of people see it as romantic!!#i swear these people are just women haters#they see her getting cute moments with saiki and jump on the bandwagon of hating her and their whole relationship#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#teruhashi kokomi#terusai#saiteru
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how i feel after pulling multiple all-nighters in a row just to finish reading every rosekiller/dorlene piece of media on this website
#not joking when i say i genuinely started hallucinating from the lack of sleep. my ocd obsessive thoughts are relentless!!! 😍#i swear i have a life outside of tumblr i just like it here…#unemployed#rosekiller#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#evan x barty#slytherin skittles#dorlene#dorcas meadowes#marlene mckinnon#dorcas x marlene#marauders
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Cale was supposed to die during the sadness test in the Sealed God temple!
Here me out, you remember when ARM said that 10th of thousands died in the Sealed God temple, right? So if Cale didn't meet lsh, who told him that he and cjs were happy, Cale would've been totally crushed by wetness their funeral
Cale didn’t know the method of overcoming this memory. He will simply persist through it for the rest of his life. ‘And now I can persist through it quite easily.’
Even after +15 years, Cale didn't know to overcome lsh and cjs until now that explains why the three of them are acting in book 2 but anyway
At the time, it was difficult. He was sad. No. That was still the case. “I am sad.”
I remember reading that moment hit me so hard and still do, Cale, our stoic Cale to say, "I am sad." That hit me so hard.
The way to endure past sadness, loss, and this motherfucking memory… It was not to stand firm without being shaken up by them. It was okay to be shaken up by these things from time to time. Humans were not trees that break during typhoons or reeds that sway in all directions. Furthermore, not all humans were the same. They each had their own styles and just had to live in the style that best suited them. Cale had learned many styles as he got older, and felt as if he now knew what the best method was for him. It was not because he had met Lee Soo Hyuk in his dream and heard that Choi Jung Soo was doing well.
Ngl, at that moment, I was proud of him. He has grown up since the first time, I can imagine lsh telling him, "You've grown a lot, little punk."
#i just noticed that funeral has 'fun' in it#you must be joking#Cale my pookie you’ll get your slacker life#.... someday#but still#i swear I'm so proud of him#he has grown up a lot#my tumble wasn’t tumbling#it works now yayyy#kim rok soo#lee soo hyuk#cale henituse#lcf#tcf
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is this fanart?
@totally-bing @the-real-google
(i drew this in like an hour last night because my partner asked me to)
#i'm not an artist don't judge me#i've also never seen you two in my entire life#the designs were vibes only#i swear i'm joking over here though
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I was already at the very end of rope and about three seconds away from frustration crying because I am so overwhelmed by being alive and I decided to make myself a silly little egg sandwich.
I CUT MY THUMB ON A FUCKING EGG SHELL
#the elf talks#if anyone needs me I will be sobbing into my silly little egg sandwich#don’t ask me how I did it I don’t know#my house is dirty the dishes are dirty my life is dirty and A FUCKING EGGSHELL IS COMIFN FOR ME#there’s a bpd joke here somewhere I can feel it#sometimes you really need a three hour FaceTime call with a friend while you clean your whole house#and not a single one of my irl friends has messaged me for months and I’m feeling totally fine about that I swear#I’m okay I’m just stressed and venting
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every day my birthday gets a little closer and everything gets a little scarier
#sighs. thirteen days now. i gotta talk to various family members when i wake up again everyone wants to know what i want#on a tangential but otherwise unrelated note i recently found out that two of my friends have the same birthday. like a year apart but#same day. weird and neat huh. many beautiful (april) aries in my life#thats a joke. i want you all to know that is a joke i put no stock in horoscopes. i have a running joke abt april aries. its not serious#i swear there is more people im thinking of with birthdays in the first half of april but im drawing a blank. 1:40 am will do this to you#im not tagging this post its not worth going into my original tag
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in my perfect world everyone makes so many lesbian muses the men then have to deal with the exact same behavior when every single post ever written isn’t about dick.
#CLAWS RETRACTED.#[real talk: I’m a lesbian transmasc little enby guy. but my gender? is lesbian. it’s how I explain it. my attraction to women is a part of#my innate gender. that’s just how it is and the two things inform one another. heteronormativity is still so alive and now everyone can put#it under progressive little labels where the character is bisexual but everything that’s focused on for miles is the hetcoded shit. it’s a#cool little thing people do now. it went from when I was a kid and ‘there’s no such thing as bi you’re just confused’ to ‘everyone is bi#because it gives me points but I will never meaningfully observe the queer aspect of that identity and it can make me seem comfortable with#queer identities’. it’s lip service so much of the time. and I never ever ever say you’re only valid if you write bi characters in a#queercoded relationship. bisexuality is forever valid always even if you’ve NEVER been in a queer relationship. but this is writing and#real bisexual people (I’m not even bi I’m literally a lesbian) have experiences irl that make them feel shitty#when they see them boiled down to shallow. a lot in the same way I get upset when I see lesbian relationships brushed off or ignored in#spite of my own excitement toward the ship. MY POINT IS that lesbians are completely ignored by this point and I can say this both irl and#on here because when you live a life that excludes men from your romantic space you’re basically illegal. it drives me fucking insane. the#way anyone can make a fucking whitebread ass man on this site and their inbox will be exploding but you make a lesbian and you have to pad#quietly around because from jump you’re already worried about how people will perceive you and you KNOW they won’t be immediately welcoming.#this is an irl thing in such a big way and I’m a NEW YORKER. but the fact that this exists in the rpc? truly I miss when we just wrote and#enjoyed things and this wasn’t a cesspit of discourse instead of an actual creative community. like. I went to college to study boring#theses that couldn’t keep my attention. I slogged through litcrit theory. do I love it? yes. but some of yall really just wanna be on#debatebro YouTube and not in the actual rpc. it’s wild. everyone’s a philosopher but no one wants to meaningfully engage. and if they do#they want to in either bad faith or basically hardheaded ignorance about an issue. someone’s 2 seconds from rping destiny.#swear to fucking god if I see one person make an asm.ngold joke I will cry.]
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waiter, i'm in a rather spiffing mood this evening. i'd like to order your finest "trusted mentor coercing a sensitive but naïve boy into crossdressing, then starting hrt, and then finally undergoing gender reassignment surgery through months of psychological manipulation. i'm also going to humbly request that the mentor be a whole head taller than him, and have pink hair too. and..." i slide a crisp twenty into the waiters pocket "tell the chef to make it mech-pilot and handler." winks
#jokes aside i am coping hard i need this please please can someone abduct me to some underground facility and cut my dick off#i want bottom surgery but its just so expensive and lengthy process and time consuming and battling bureaucracy#fuck im really quite down rn but at least it's hot to think about#just someone please remove my agency and do everything for me and not cost money you get to own me for life#good deal ? its a good deal i swear#im cute and ill be cuter with a pussy you can fuck#please just put me in a coma and i wake up in another country with new genitals and my rights as a person signed away ill do it#pouts
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saiki k bnha crossover sighhhh
#this was my first time drawing momo#i drew this in a few minutes so it’s not my best work 😓#this is a joke i swear#crackship#crossover#cross ship#yaoyorozu momo#teruhashi kokomi#astralis draws for once in xyr life#artists on tumblr#tdlosk#saiki k#bnha#mha#kokomomo
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DUDE DUDE??? DUDE MY GUY HELLO?? HI WHAT THR FUCK I THINK I’M IN SHOCK HELLO???????
#no joke - i had an Actual panic attack when they came on stage#like my friend had to give me water#we were RIGHT by the stage - i swear to god i will think about this for the rest of my life#i an fulfilled#tit tour#dan and phil#dip and pip#THEY’RE NOT REAL WTF?????? 😫😭
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*tips over trash can, spilling these all over the floor* come get y’all food
Hazel is easy to draw when doing warmups or just drawing with no real ideas in mind srry lol
#bones of a rabbit art#bones of a rabbit#hazel#hazel the daycare hare#hazel the happy hare#Babbit#Babbit the daycare rabbit#doodles#doodle dump#doodle disposal#fnaf oc#fnaf self insert#sorry for lack of content my life is a joke and I am th punchlinesjdhdhjdhdjsjs#it’s ok tho I’m just stressed abt smthn but it’ll pass soon hopefully#anyway love u guys hhf I’ll b back to usual content soon I swear
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i was talking to my dad about printing the linocut print i made for him on a shirt for him and he, someone who is VERY against swearing and won't allow it i cannot stress this enough, said "can you put 'bitchin' in big bold letters on the back"
#ferris quiddlegoose brain thoughts#IT SHOCKED ME TO MY CORE. IVE NEVER HEARF THIS MAN SWEAR IN MY LIFE#he was joking but i told him i was going to do it and that he has to wear it at least once#cant wait to give my dad his bitchin shirt
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SOOBIN : TEMPTATION (lullaby ver.)
#soobin#choi soobin#txt#tomorrow by together#tomorrow x together#tnc: temptation#the name chapter: temptation#*jo.exe stopped working*#this is a joke right#this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen i my life i swear#and the target is ME like ????????#the glitters!!! the moon!!! the blush!!!#helloooo?????#i'm going to be obsessed with these forever.
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