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The Crocodile Mom

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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

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ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*

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🐌☕️ ☕️🐛

they’re on a coffee date

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“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

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do yall think this 14$ can last me the rest of my life

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I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

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Settings > Meals > My Sandwich > Configure My Sandwich

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Uncaring

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again and again and again and again

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The temptation, when adapting a really iconic detective, is to delve into his personal backstory. That's the devil talking.