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sitting alone in my apartment eating and watching a show does anyone know if this is allowed
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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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nothing better than #family #yep #imtipsy
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ever since i was a little girl i’ve wanted to drink 6-7 beers
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t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise
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they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths
like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way
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Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information
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