#JOKE. JOKE. that would take like months
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Someone put me out back and take me out
#Gordon Freeman#half life#sorta. silly guy#pre resonance cascade or whatever. I love him#arc doobles#I swear I can draw more I’ve just been stuck drawing stupid images of him I find on Pinterest#10 likes and I’ll draw all the images I have of him on my camera roll#JOKE. JOKE. that would take like months
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this disability pride month, stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs standing up or walking.
can I stand and walk? sure, for a short while and with pain. the consequences for trying to be out all day without a wheelchair are that I'll be in bed for the rest of the week, too tired and in too much pain to move.
but the government won't give me my own wheelchair because they have the same attitude as these jokes - I can stand up, so I don't need one. exercise is good for you, you should walk!
it keeps me trapped in the house, unable to do anything more than short stints anywhere without borrowing or hiring a wheelchair - one that causes me pain to sit in and relies on someone to push me (usually with difficulty), because they're not going to have a high-end chair for that sort of thing.
it's not a miracle that a wheelchair user can stand or walk. it's something we should aspire to see more often.
#disability#disability pride month#chronic fatigue#fibromyalgia#cfs/me#post exertional malaise#like fucking hell people we should really be long past this by now#why am I seeing these bullshit jokes on my dash in twenty fucking twenty three#i did a short walk to a cafe yesterday because I thought I was up to it#and my right leg has seized up#my ankle can barely take my weight and my hip won't move properly#also lol I almost certainly have hEDS but cannot persuade a doctor to give me a referral#in summary#stop being fucking dense#i would rather people who don't need mobility aids use them than have people struggle because they don't want to be seen as a faker#or have people think that you have to reach a certain level of severity before you need it#also if I had a wheelchair I would bring my cat with me more places but that's by the by
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Bam bing bong, summary of my doodles in 2024
#what a year#ive never compiled it neatly before#i was gonna wait it out cuz i havent finish my Christmas pieces yet but im also like ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck it so yeah hehe#this year I’ve expanded my socials to bluesky and instagram#I’ve always did two collabs this year which is still wild to me (im planning to do more next year hopefully)#(if my social anxiety can just get over it)#in tappy’s voice: gomz no balls#i also need to do more color piece#launching ☕️ this year has helped to do that#to do at least one colored piece each month#i have a video of me going thru my doodles from January to December in the works but i think i might not able to finish it on time#we’ll see#still gotto tackle the last few ☕️ requests after con#this year I’ve drawn a lot more Price!! that’s why he’s the main character this year#i would put Raven but she’s always a main so#im really happy to have found a nice chibi style and stick with it#consistency is always a struggle for me esp with my non chibi style#some of what i drew this year was awful HDJSHSHS but its nice seeing progress#December suit Price is my proudest non-chibi work and I wish to continue that style next year#moving forward I want to continue to improve and do better but also take it easy#burnt myself out too many times this year due to drawing nearly every day + stress + uni#stress management plan is needed but i SUCK at it#me as a pharmacy student counselling patients [it is important to try to relax and manage stress properly]#what a joke JDJDHDHHD#at least my blood pressure readings stabilized finally on gawd it was on the borders for a few months#it’s been a fun year and I’ve made a lot of new friends too#drabbled in a few fandom and community here and there#thank you for having me everyone :)#gummmyart#art summary 2024
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So I'm meant to believe that Anthony is going to up and leave his family for years (because travelling in those days was no joke), and that after watching his mother have a traumatic birth, he's okay with travelling while Kate's pregnant? I mean, if they wanted to write them out, they could have at least found a believable in-world excuse.
#spoilers#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton#kate bridgerton#anthony bridgerton#kanthony#like as if Anthony is just gonna up and leave for years#like what a joke#it would take SIX MONTHS TO GET TO INDIA????
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Reminder that Brooklynn and Soyona absolutely had a breakfast together in Dubai.
#soyona santos#jwct#brooklynn#jurassic world: chaos theory#and you KNOW Soyona took Brooklynn somewhere upscale#“Much better than delivery beef kebabs.”#brooklynn was living on whatever funds she'd borrowed from Ronnie and mooched-slash-won off of Earnest and company#I'm sure a clever girl like her built up a sound investment over a few months#but she did not have Luxury Money#she was squatting in an under-construction hotel#and Soyona knew that#you KNOW she had to flex#just take her to the bougiest place between her apartment and the airport#the fanciest coffee and the freshest pastries#very much a “JOIN ME AND YOU CAN HAVE THIS EVERY DAY” flaunt#brooklynn corruption arc#brokelyn#lab partners#this ship was kind of a joke but there are so many Legitimate Elements#“Here are two women who hate each other and want to kill each other but it is morning and they are both hungry and have to work together”#“So they will go and have breakfast together”#the question is whether or not Brooklynn beat her to the check#even if it gouged her account it would be very Brooklynn to bluff like that#(and would be hilarious if her card declined the balance)#(this is also Very Brooklynn)
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Do you think all blood tastes the same or maybe Strahd and/or other Ravenloft vampires have preferences?
ooh I LOVE this question! in my opinion and from some sources i love to pull from, i can super excitedly say all blood taste varies!
strahd can taste alcohol, drugs, or stuff that can influence the blood
strahd can taste the flavor/texture/quality of it, which he can use to make educated guesses on their condition/illness/state of health
strahd can gain more/less sustenance from a creature based on their alignment
good alignment creatures (even religious ones) give more sustenance, and more likely to be an addictively delicious flavor
corrupt/dark/undead creatures give less/no sustenance, and may taste like anything from dull to addictive
creatures with high faith/religious influence may have a stronger/'negative' flavor
blood is/can be allergenic
emotion (of the creature and of the drinker) affects the flavor
both creatures have an intimate experience related to the process of it, this intimacy is based on vulnerability, and a sensation of an internally woven connection of your veins/blood/heart to theirs
the deeper the intimacy/willingness of both sides are, the more intense/dangerous/vulnerable it feels for both sides
blood can be stored/saved, but loses its 'freshness'/sustenance due to not inhabiting the creature/'soul' it belonged to
speaking of flavors! its my head canon that...
willing blood tastes sweet with bittersweet/savory undertones (like a nicely prepped filling/satisfactory meal)
unwilling or resistant blood tastes more sweet/savory, more potent (like how we feel for 'junk food')
fear and disgust have 'negative' flavors, such as sour, spicy, bitter flavors (like dirt, black coffee, dark chocolate, spicy food, citric, acidic)
blood from creatures with faith/religious affect can have a 'negative' flavor or undertone, can cause physical burning, numbness, nonlethal but negative physical reactions (spice/peppers, cinnamon powder, bitter medicine)
healthy creatures taste balanced with a blend of flavors (muscled creatures have a hearty, rich flavor; frail creatures have a more simple/less 'seasoned' flavor; creatures' consumption intake influences the taste of their blood)
adrenaline (regardless if excitement or fear) heats up the blood, making it taste more fresh (like microwaving your meal)
the type of creature/species affects the blood, but mostly due to their culture/adaption/diet/consumption accessibility, as well as how their genes/body work with their blood (like a lightweight alcoholic vs a heavyweight alcoholic will taste different, because the heavyweight has genes/evolution that give them higher alcohol tolerance, so more fermented blood)
oh i 100% believe the ravenloft characters definitely do have preferences, based on the people/creatures/personalities they pursue!
#ty for asking!!#this is why i joke about my anemic self prob tasting like 'skim milk' or something less 'seasoned'. njdsanjgfg cuz i couldnt smell the iron#i only started smelling iron in my blood after months of taking these iron supplements so yayy im being seasoned!!#curse of strahd spoilers#ravenloft spoilers#fun fact. strahd would WANT you to hydrate#so go drink water#do it for strahd#happy simping#happy stuff#random syrips theory#cw: food#cw: alcohol
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i just spent ages looking for the post, i swear i posted about it when i broke my beloved fish plate like a year ago, but now he's finally back together! i just have to wait a week or so for the resin to cure , and then i can go in and wipe away the excess gold. even though the process was frustrating and VERY time-consuming and i lost motivation halfway through and let it sit on the shelf unfinished for like 14 months, i'm glad i went to the trouble of learning how to actually kintsugi it with resin and gold instead of rushing it with epoxy and mica powder.
the before pics (freshly broken and after the initial gluing):
#kinda wish i'd gotten pics of him when i'd filled in the voids and done all the coats of resin on top and sanded them down#the different types of resin were different colors and after sanding it had kind of a marbled look#the process basically goes like: filing down sharp edges to create a gap for the gold to show#gluing everything back together with resin mixed with flour and water to make it strong and sticky#filling in the voids with resin mixed with fine sawdust to make it strong (this part took the longest bc you can't put the paste on thickly)#creating a uniform surface with resin mixed with (i think) fine clay powder#creating a smooth finish by alternately painting on layers of pure resin and sanding it down once cured#(the resin will wrinkle if applied too thickly or if it's too humid)#(this is also used to smooth out the rough areas that the resin/clay step couldn't fix)#and finally painting on a final layer of resin and applying gold powder and burnishing it slightly#each layer of resin takes about a week to cure#if my apartment was more humid and if i hadn't lost steam i think this would've taken me... three months#and thats assuming i could work on it every weekend#seriously it's only worth doing if it's a piece you really love#alternatively if you didn't care about looks you could just stop after sticking it together but idk how food safe it would be#ALSO. BIG word of warning.#the uncured resin could give you a really nasty painful rash if you touch it with bare skin#it is not a joke#once it's cured tho it's inert
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How it feels to watch minecraft diaries as a 21 year old woman
#the pyre#just passed the point where we meet kc for the first time#btw mcd season 1 is the only aphmau series I watch bc mcd after s1 has a major tonal shift that I cannot get behind#I never got far enough into mystreet to get introduced to all those new characters#and even as a middle schooler I knew that pdh was cringe#and I think she's had other big series outside these 3 but I've never watched#I think it's funny seeing aphmau b4 she rly started taking her rps more seriously and every character has a va#I still love her and the cast (at least the ones I'm familar with) but I wish all her content was brainrot meant to be consumed by toddlers#I check out her channel from time to time and b4 she p much only made videos with#zane kc ein pierce noi mac and ofc her husband#and she still does but I remember clicking on a vid a few months ago and lucinda was there!#and also I've seen garroth and katelyn make an appearance!#I used to love her vids in 2020 when she wasnt uploading rps but it was b4 she devolved into brainrot#like her “minecraft but the water rises” or “minecraft but we can only dig down” vids and I rly liked her#I think that the reason why aph is one of the few old popular mcyters who still is rly popular today is bc of her minigames#like seeing the charcters be all serious in mcd and then seeing them get along as friends in mystreet and then seeing jess and the vas get#along as friends in her minigame vids...amazing#and those vids are v reminiscent of those old vids I think we all love#but I bring this up bc I know that garroth would appear in those 2020 vids but then he kinda...disappeared#so I'm glad he's back even if it's just for one vid#but I havent seen katelyn since like....when pdh was still airing#so her appearance FLOORED me but in a good way#I just think it's funny how many connections jess has#like ppl joke about how theres a solid chunk of former vas who worked on jess' series who actually made it into the industry#good for them#also I wonder how many of the old vas she's still in contact with#and god jess#it's been FOUR years#you got popular for rping WHEN will you upload another rp?!?!?!?1#upload another rp and my soul is yours
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i got your back, if you got mine
a bunch of doodles about an idea of mine
#my art#ieytd#i expect you to die#agent phoenix#roxana prism#basically by sheer chance of luck prism finds herself at the doorstep of the phoenix#to where they take her in and hang out for a month or two#they get to learn. more about one another#humanizing the phoenix in a sense#get closer yknow#and do home brain surgery (half)joke#i’m bad at explaining this but yknowww anyone can ask about :]]c#i also think rox would tap a lot which bothers phoenix Idk i’m dealing with the horrors(sounds i don’t like)#FORGOT TO SAY this is a fic i want to write. eventually#i Dont write though so we’ll see how it goes
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redrew a few old expressions from february!!! one never notices how much their art style changes in some months till you compare side by side www
(the old ones for comparison ↓)
#re:kinder#yuuichi mizuoka#fanart#you had no idea how bad my hand was itching to draw him i was so gon die there (joke)#more so because i replayed the game these days and wanted to check my old expression sheets from february i made based on some lines ...#usual commentary time☺️☺️☺️#top left may be obviously different and thats because i didnt actually base it off the old one in that case. i based it off his sprite#but the old one is based on that same sprite; just with context of line so...#no idea what went on these months that the way i drew his ahoge went from simple strands to little circular things JEKSNDL#im not sure how to explain it but point is i . i dont know what happened there but now my brain doesnt let me draw it any other way#top right had his line of sight changed for a very goofy detail i completely overlooked in the old one ... he is the baby of the group😭#it's very unlikely anyone's shorter than him and since everyone goes from being 1 to 4 years older than him. hes gonna end up looking up😭😭#it would be one thing if the cast was older because puberty and height and stuff but it aint the case here cuz. he's like. 7??😭#so i found it funny he was looking down in the old one then i fixed his line of sight to he looking upwards . which looks goofier on him#really adds to it. the person who killed your whoel family needs to look up to look at you in the eye😭 cuz its a little baby😭😭#the fun thing in comparing the old and new is how my approach in drawing him just. changes completely#back then i did the chibi like approach when drawing him thats it. that was the mindset#now it's “he needs to look more like a bug MAKE HIS EYES TAKE MORE SPACE IN HIS FACE he neeeddds to look like a bug ...”#worked i need to put him in a blender /JOKE JOKE JOKE LIGHTHEARTED JOKE😭😭
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the ideal rikuo and yura dynamic (to me) and "dude you're scaring the hoes"
image 1: y'know, i really don't like you sometimes
image 2: hm? (<- is doing this to piss her off)
image 3: i hate normal people problems... it's so much easier when i can just kill them
image 5: (rikuo:) what? it's true. (maki:) dude...
#fisticuffs-art#in all seriousness i dont think the patrol would mind That Much. theyd make jokes about it too but like#it would take them a couple months i think. also this is meant to be high school -ish age#everything i draw is post-canon in this sense#nuramago#nurarihyon no mago#nura rikuo#rikuo nura#kiyotsugu#natsumi torii#torii natsumi#saori maki#maki saori#it's so messed up that we dont know kiyo's first name
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I'll never be able to take the theory that Vincent is Sephiroth's real father seriously cuz I cannot stress enough how important I think it is to the plot that Vincent wanted to fuck Lucrecia and did not get to.
#once again i jest but now i have to actually talk about it#like. okay we have no proof of any actual timeline for the dirge flashbacks other than. it was at least 30 years ago#so who knows how long they were at the manor. could have been weeks before The Incident. or months. or maybe a full year! who knows#but to me a timeline of like. they fucked and like a week later vincent found The Evidence and lucercia had her little breakdown#AND THEN EXTREMELY QUICKLY SHE AGREED TO THE EXPERIMENT AND IT COULD GO ONE OF TWO WAYS#1. she knew she was pregnant and thats why she agreed to the experiment cuz there was already a usable subject#and therefore she must have fucked hojo like a week after she fucked vincent AND THATS STUPID FAST FOR THESE EVENTS#or 2. she didnt know. agreed to the experiment. fucked hojo. and therefore thought seph was hojo's and NOT vincent's#AND BY THE WAY. i dont even actually believe hojo fucked either!!! cuz theyre both scientists so why wouldnt they think IVF was the best way#okay. well.... hojo is canonically a fucked up little freak. so. he might have taken the opportunity to... get in there.#also when did ivf even start being a thing? cuz that may play a factor into this if nomura even considered that#well either way lets just unfortunately assume hojo got in there#ITS STILL AN ODDLY FAST TIMELINE#also. fuck man doesnt lucrecia have a later line in dirge where she actually says shes in love with hojo? or something along those lines#IMPLYING ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE SHE HAD THE FALLING OUT WITH VINCENT. YOU WOULDNT FUCK THE GUY AFTER ALL THAT SHIT#AND WHILE CLAIMING TO LOVE/CURRENTLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH HOJO!!!! LIKE CMON MAN!!!! SHE SUCKS BUT SHES NOT THAT KIND OF A MESS#i dont think vincent would fuck her until they sorted out their issues anyway and that CLEARLY didnt happen.#its VITAL that that did not happen!!!!#its just. if vincent and lucrecia fucked. everything would have had to happen EXTREMELY fast within like a 2 week timespan#and im just talking about up to when vincent learns shes partaking in the experiment. it was probably another week or two until vincent died#SO. logically it must have been like#fall in love->learn about the gimoire incident->refuse to speak to vincent->get obsessed with hojo->fall in love(?)#and then thats where i think its ambiguous on did the experiment become an idea before or after seph started to exist?#like chicken or the egg ya know. experiment idea or sephiroth zygote?#that feels fucked up to say. im so fucking sorry to seph to talk about this. yeah sorry i have to debate who fucked your mom bro#god imagine telling him that. like not even as a reveal thing cuz he knows who his father is. just like as a sick joke. your mom joke.#NO OH M Y GOD I HAVE A QUESTION NOW#in accordance to him having a photo of lucrecia in ever crisis. after he reads that jenova is an ancient (incorrect btw)#does he think that picture is still her? what about when he takes jenova's body from the lab????#oh my god 30 tag limit. FUCK. i need like a rant blog for all this vincent talk now. my brain is going a mile a minute
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i think the rise of st*ncy popularity in polls is a nice visible indicator on how many people need to re-engage with the source material <3
#literally just the past few months like this is too much for me to believe yall are joking anymore#i saw someone talk about them breaking the family trauma cycle with kids together and i needed to take a minute because Uhm#bbg i don't think thats what would happen#ronance#in which i talk abt things
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#long talk in tags incoming i guess#i don't understand why people keep following me when everything i do is complaining lately#and not about dnp per se. but about how the work is done and how their team *coughs* martyn *coughs* is handling stuff#i'm just looking at all this mess and i can't agree with basically anything#everything goes against my beliefs when it comes to work organisation. customer focus and etc.#and i'm trying SO hard to mildly help for free. and i'm just getting ignored. but that's like.. basic fixing and shit#any decent company would do it and say thank you for noticing and letting us know#but not irl merch lmao#and it all feels and looks like a massive joke#and i'm so so tired to basically pay for existence of this mess#i'm rethinking a lot of tour related decisions i made. and i know the reason i made them was about travelling more than the show itself#so i don't completely regret it#i'm just so tired of being spat in the face (figuratively speaking) over and over again#and tired of no one taking their job seriously ffs#neither martyn nor dnp nor their fucking editors#and i'm doing all that not for attention or whatever. but because I really care for the words to be correct and for the fucking text..#.. to be in the middle. like idc about the credit or WHO i need to ask for it to be fixed. i just want it to be fixed#so it looks good and how it should look#like. it's not that hard to put a little care into the things you do and getting paid for#I don't understand how it became so normalized. how being a bad manager is okay if you work with a fanbase and you're a 'small company'#a small company who has more than enough money to hire people to check things btw. if only anyone cared#i'm just so so tired of caring. because apparently it's not something everyone else does.#and i can let it slide when it comes to dnp. they are not being literally hired to do it. but others..... yeah#today was a moment when i thought 'that's a perfect opportunity to leave. enough.'#but the tour is in 1.5 months and i have tickets so i can't leave lmao#what kind of joke that is? oh and i know i'm fully responsible for this mild breakdown#personal
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What the absolute FUCK did they put in the water this show hiatus, because it is making some parts of this community have the most RANCID vibes I’ve seen in a long time.
I was talking to some friends about this and was wondering if anyone else noticed this? Am I hallucinating?? Did they put toxic gas in the S2P2 leaks??? What is happening????
#Ninjago#captains log#warning a semi rant ahead lol#General things I’ve noticed-#people have started getting a lot more aggressive with their opinions#plus more sensitive as a whole#and are just getting really riled up over largely inconsequential things#(not that I’ve never done that myself but I do try to keep my posts about it not overly mean unless I’m really pissed off)#to me there has been a notable increase in ‘I’m going to kill myself’ styled jokes and statements#we are reviving ancient shipping discourse for some reason#there is a huge uptick and proship vs antiship garbage becoming fandom commonplace#idk just like bs things we would make fun of other more discourse heavy fandoms for doing#things were not like this back when I rejoined the fandom (August 2023 ish)#this fandom finally broke my decade long streak of#‘I was in the Voltron and undertale fandom at the same time and never had xyz happen to me’#like just within the past six months#I got actual legitimately trauma dumped to#because I disagreed with someone’s hc’s#(in hindsight I could have handled the situation better it was still ridiculous that it happened in the first place)#several friends of mine have gotten accused of being things they’re not and attacked for it#in one case for just not being invested in a ship that much#several other people I know had to/are taking hiatuses away from the fandom because of *gestures* all this#I had to take a hiatus myself#y’all I have a fandom shitlist now#I’ve blocked several people (this is relevant because I don’t block people that much cause I forgot that it’s an option)#idk I don’t like this
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a lot of times i think my art styles kind of stagnated but im looking at old sketches and like. okay maybe not.
or like looking at the first doodle of the girlies which was supposed to be a joke vs the girlies i draw in 15 minutes when im bored this year
#sorry the. i cropped the last one so its not. showign everything but its still kinda. ero so under the cut it goes#'its supposed to be a joke' well that lasted all of 3 months#for the unaware it started as 'these two are so closely tied together canonically if there was a fandom they would be a main ship'#self fulfilling prophecy#i doodle them so much but like 95% of it is misbehaving so no one gets to see it#akire draws sometimes#if i was not the like sole person taking this series seriously maybe id post more shipping stuff#but the shipping is entirely separate for me. i love the series for the series & i love to take it so seriously it hurts.#the shipping is the 'okay thats too much hurt lets take a step back now' part#but i would MUCH MUCH MUHC MUCH rather talk about the themes & little details in series songs than these two as a ship#given sometimes talking about oumen & apoptosis as songs does sound kind of like shipping but thats not my fault#those two are just written in a really interconnected way. i dont know that its intended to be romantic tho but they certainly have somethi#g going on#labo & yamete are also pretty closely tied but theyre nothing compared to these two#again thats not said in a 'i want them together way' thats just looking at the songs & art & text
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