#I NEED BLEACH

[implied-gay-sex]

I HAVE NEVER PLAYED DMC BUT I KNOW THESE TWO ARE SIBLINGS, STOP PLEASE JUST STOP

SHIP DANTE WITH A HOT PIZZA MAN OR WOMAN OR ANYTHING THATS NOT HIS SIBLINGS OR IS RELATED TO HIM

PLEASE I BEG OF YOU

[monowritestoomuch]

I’m starting to think 90% of this fandom are Azriel simps due to the INSANE AMOUNT OF AZRIEL X READER FICS

I CAN’T GO TEN SECONDS WITHOUT SEEING ONE

[xfohvconfessions]

I WARN YOU DON'T GO TO #XFOHV NINE ON TUMBLR PLZ I BEGGED YOU

To the person who made this why

[milaisreading]

If I had to read it, u do too

[akaakeis]

i need to rip my eyes out of my head why did ushijima smut sneak onto my for you

[shyacross]

i had to see this so now y'all have to too

[cheesecakeislazy]

Scrolling through Ao3 fanfics trying to find something to read, is an experience that makes me have whiplash like no other. Back to FUCKING BACK. Understand that??? ALL THREE IN A ROW. WERE FANFICS. THAT I AM UNSURE ABOUT.

Why was the first one about getting fucked by PENNYWISE… whose fetish is this? And why?

Then there was a TMNT fanfic… WHERE YOU FUCK LEONARDO. WHY. ARE. WE. FUCKING. THE. TURTLES.

And then finally… the last one I saw? MOTHERFUCKING SPRINGTRAP. WHY DO YOU WANNA FUCK THE CORPSE RABBIT? Not William Afton- SPRINGTRAP. W H Y? His dick would not exist- that shit is gone. Forgotten. Left to rot like Chipper. Lost to time and space like Fnaf World.

I have so many questions… like- how did you write 3K words of someone fucking a corpse rabbit. I’m stunned. Bamboozled. Gobsmacked. Perchance, flabbergasted. Here I am, on Tumblr, writing about the horrors I stumbled upon, knowing damn well- that this is not at all the worst the internet has done. Not to kink shame. I just want to know how and why.

[dust-of-embers]

I was not fucking prepared… why does this exist

[yznerpoo]

I'M IN TEARS

I just stalked an Lmk artist from "People you may know" on Facebook and they were good, and once I saw that one art , BOY DID THEY JUST WASTE THEIR POTENTIAL. THEY'RE FUCKING PROSHIPPERS💀

I thought their bio was about DNI stuff BUT THEY WERE SERIOUS. One of my mutuals was friends with them..

I can't unsee it, it makes me gonna quit the Fandom because of this. And don't get me started with that one art from them with Macaque and that kid that got possessed by LBD doing (Warning) the Boombayah while holding onto a street light pole at night (I can't believe I just described that)

CALL ME DRAMATIC BUT IT'S SO DAMN TRAUMATIZING IF YOU ASKED ME

I'm not dropping the name guys, I am saving y'all's eyes

Edit:

I can't look at macaque the same way anymore 😭 He's my bbgirl😭

[tweeker-tincel]

There is so much wrong with this😭😭

[masterjs35]

Bro ur like a coconut. Guess why?

Ur hard from outside and soft from inside.

Ur black from outside and white from inside.

Ur hairy from outside and slippery from inside.

Ur salty from outside and sweet from inside.

Ur cooked from outside and baked from inside.

Ur dry from outside and wet from inside.

Ur cold from outside and hot from inside.

Ur cool from outside and refreshing from inside.

Ur rough from outside and creamy from inside.

Ur smart from outside and nuts from inside.

Here, have some bleach to cleanse your mind. 🧴

[helpimtrappedinthetextbox]

https://youtu.be/a7nWTONu8S4?si=aCtqd5v8oWlORhzL

Fun little conversation I had where I threw a link at my friend :DD (said friend being @cant-think-to-save-my-life )

(I'm Grape Sonic Father Yeastest and friend is Great Ainsley Dearest)

Everything beyond this leads to a cursed conclusion we came to. I recommend you look away. Scared for life over here.

Now, to explain how we got to the cursed conclusion, let's go over a play by play of the rest of the conversation (pls watch the video first, there is a few references to it in the conversation)

So after the first part, the conversation turns to me mentioning I find Niklous Hendriks to be a hot mfer. How my two types of fictional me at 1) Bumbling Idiot with a good heart and 2) a WALKING Red Flag

Friend responds with A Red Flag??? He's 50

I had no choice but to retort with a statement my beloved cousin had told me, 'Dating is also a form of Self Harm'

Friend: Can gay people stop causing their own problems?? /hj /lh

Me: fr 💀

I proceed to state that, in my own opinion, the first pose has 'Whore Behavior' all over it and that I was fully here for it (like hawt damn he's so fine)

Friend said fair, then states that if Niky wasn't doing what he's doing rn he'd probably be whoring out there

Enough to make Finn jealous

Then, in their own words, they had a 'Horrifying absolutely abysmal thought'

And then proceeded to say that there's a concerning and terrifying chance that, even in a different timeline, Finn and Niklous could have fucked.

I then expressed my absolute hatred for them, as well as my hatred that this could have absolutely could have happened.

I then elaborate upon what SPECIFICALLY those thoughts were.

Like that they would have done it multiple times and traded off on who was in which position, and that they most definitely tried kinky things.

That they probably met up several times over the course of Finn's research, because a repetitive and constant variable has always been something important in testing out a new hypothesis.

And they could have even met up after Finn's research concluded should they have been interested in doing it again.

That Finn probably has such exploits written in several books, and my friend dearly wishes for 'no one to ever come across Finn's books at this rate'

And thus our encounter ended with...

Pain. And only pain.

[nkogneatho]

just saw someone dry humping in public I AM GONNA KMS

[jjwasneverhere]

I've never been so mortified in my whole life😃 ao3 is a scary place ladys. JAIL IMMEDIATELY NOT ONLY DID YOU WRITE THEM AS CHILDREN BUT THEIR BROTHERS YUCK.

[joking-jester64]

I am NEVER looking up regretevator on ao3 again.

[ask-the-insane-chaos-hotel]

ok who let Rockit music make a song cover.