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waltzing-rats · 5 months ago

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Hey so when i was little i was totally obsessed with this Minecraft Jams song ‘Diamond King’ and I’ve been on a nostalgia trip lately and its so. Aiden mcsm coded. Like it’s literally him y’all

#‘he tells himself he’s the best and people should admire him’#HELLLOOOOOOO??#also yall should totally listen to this song it. slaps. so hard.#like im not being funny its been stuck in my head for so long ITS SO FLOWY AND GOOD #minecraft story mode #mcsm #aiden mcsm #mcsm aiden #I LOVE HIM HES MY RAT BASTARD #mayia rants

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backpackingspace · 12 days ago

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Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.

When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"

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2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.

#epic the musical #epic spoilers #Itacha saga #penelope #Odysseus #Odypen #odysseus x penelope #Young odypen courting was filled with wacky nonsense basically canon confrimed #The line “....where we first met” implying that they first met under that specific olive tree #Which has to have some absolutely insane logistics that only odypen (and maybe Athena) could pull off #Odypen being 🥰 🤝 rat bastards in love #Option one odysseus Athena please please please helpppp me pen said she'd only marry me if I made a wedding bed out of this tree #Athena: once again I think you are praying to the wrong person but fuck it how do you think you're going to keep that tree alive #Odysseus: ....a large bucket?#Athena gimme a sec okay I need to go have ares bash my skull in before I watch something this stupid #Athena: checking in on penelope her chosen weaver only for her to be pulling her hair out #Penelope (to her cousins): why did I fucking say that! Beating fathers already an impossible challenge why did I say that #He's going to think I was making fun of him! He's not going to want to marry me now!#Helen: weren't you? Making fun of him?#Penelope: That's not the point!#clytemnestra: Hey he's digging the tree up and has the biggest bucket I've ever seen #Penelope: what?! Trips over every item in the room and gets tangled in her curtains blushing like crazy #Athena: ....it's been a while since I checked up on diomedes training. He'd never put me through this nonsense #Option 2 #Helen's maybe a little nervous and wants to know more about who she has to potentially marry and penelope promises her she'll get rundown #Helen did not expect penelope to disappear but she probably should have....it'll probably be fine. Right?#Some kings penlope just straight up greets some she stays hidden and spies #Odysseus is the only one who catches her (he trains woth Athena in the olive Grove #She was not happy when odysseus nearly tripped onto her spear point face first when he saw the strange pretty girl)#And odysseus who's been king for a few years now knows every lady's face because he'll probably have to marry one of them someday

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artbymyth · 11 months ago

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“Everything in him recoiled. The water was cold against his legs. His body had gone numb and yet he could still feel the wet give of his brother’s rotting flesh beneath his hands. It’s shame that eats men whole. He was drowning in it. He was drowning in the Ketterdam harbor.”

#kanej #kaz brekker #illustration #six of crows #soc #leigh bardugo #shadow and bone #I love him so much #he’s a rat bastard #he’s the smartest person in the room #he won’t quit #he’s trying #the slat fight scene lives in my head rent free #it’s my favorite bit of showing his full character the ‘look no hands’#giving ‘I’m still standing’ by Elton John #I love characters that brush the blood off their face and still get up #all that to say is my head I love to imagine him happy #but in my art he must suffer #oh also peep Jan’s stolen tie pin

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yesthefandomfreakblr · 4 months ago

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Ripred is not above being a sugar baby but he'd be a really shitty one.

#Like he's nice enough to wheedle his way in. It's like adopting a tiger.#you pay him in food and enrichment activities and shit cause he can't use money. And he's such a bastard. he acts like a traumatized cat th #Everytime you get sick of his shit he snuggles and purrs until you go 'awwww sweetheart~" And then he steps on your ribs and walks away. An #And then he sleeps on the hood of your car cause the engine's warm and now you have to call in sick to work also your hood is crushed.#But aww he's just a little guy and yesterday he said 'I love you' because you bought him something #He's a janky homeless man but also he's smarter and more posh than you. He's read all of sherlock holmes #And swears up and down he'll 'treat' you if you sue Disney for making The Great Mouse Detective.#He pretends he hates Tangled.#He kins with Remy from Ratatouille but like he'd never say it.#the underland chronicles #gregor the overlander #ripred the rat #tuc #ripred the gnawer #ripred my beloved #ripred

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hazelnutnebula · 2 years ago

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umm?? who;s the new mechanic down the road?? ? he seems like a b itch 🙄

#My Characters #Coupe #rat man that makes me feel NORMAL and NOT like im gonna bite something ^_^#but say hie to coupe :) he is !! a mechanic and a tired bastard who haze loves to mess with #obviously im still gonna tweak his outfit and do a full body ref hopefully in future. BUT !!! i just. wanted to post this scribble of him-#so. badly.. he lives in my brain ^_^

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lefttoesucker · 11 months ago

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Some more cowboy sketches because art block is hitting and I can't force myself to make any actual drawing 🤠

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meitantei-shitpost · 9 months ago

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kaito kid for the character bingo :)

If I had a Kaito Kid plushie I would tie it to the ceiling fan and spin it around at mach speed. He is absolutely ridiculous I love all the Kid heists, ESPECIALLY when they’re from his POV. He’s such a bastard I love him but I want to chuck him into a wall (affectionate). Plus, having public beef with a 7 year old is crazy

#dcmk #asks #magic Kaito #THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!!! :D #every time I hear the Kaito kid theme my jaw drops and I start hollering and pointing to the screen #he is a rat bastard but I love him

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darkmodechaoticlight · 8 months ago

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Messed up

You know what would be messed up? If Leviathan had actually wiped all memories of Minhyeok, cursing Evie to take the plunge and become a full devil, making sure she had nothing left in the human world. But by accident. OOOOO the juices be flowing I think im cooking.

#what in hell is bad #whb #地獄のどこが悪い #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#evelyn #whb leviathan #look PB im being delusional #and honestly Minhyeok deserves better than my rat bastard children #he deserves someone who actually loves him back #someone with him #because I know he knew that Evie really didn't like him

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francy-sketches · 1 year ago

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If I'd actually posted all my pjo art when I made it instead of hoarding it like a little goblin for no apparent reason today I might have been known as the octavian guy instead of the joffrey guy...scary thought...

#.txt #went thru my old pjo art the other day...man #I actually didn't draw him that much compared to how much I draw joffrey lol. ig i had more shame #but also there's simply less to his character. what am I even supposed to take inspiration from #'less to his character' there's NOTHING #woahhh a villain that poses no real threath has no depth and is just there to be laughed at how interesting #i say this as if I didn't make up 1048399574 scenarios in my head with him #when i wasn't into got yet but i was like. vaguely aware of joffrey I'd look at him like woah octavian fancast #now I'm like. um no??? they have a completely different vibe you idiot -_-#what did I see in this guy like genuinely #ok but the thing is that octavian enjoyers were so removed from the source material. I mean obviously they were. bc he's not well written #or even that much of a character tbh. ofc you'd have to make shit up #so like what im saying is that maybe I woulnd't have been actually. bc I enjoyed him in the evil rat bastard way #meanwhile everyone else was like 'aw poor baby :( rick sucks he doesn't understand him :(( I could treat him better'#once I did see someone say that about joffrey but they turned out to be a weirdo so. lol #'what did I see in this guy he's a nothing character...anyway I love tommen and myrcella my little meowmeows <3'#they're very layered TO ME. my beloved canon ocs

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rarestdoge · 2 years ago

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With my freeze ray, I'll take over the entire world 🤨

#I couldn't not give him a cape capes are so COOL #I couldn't decide in my head weather the cape should be red or black so #black on the outside red on the inside #anyways he's a selfish rat bastard and I love him #/#henry stickmin #toppat henry #thsc #the henry stickmin collection #newgrounds #doodles #mwahaha #toppatclan #not shitart (somehow)#fanart

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backpackingspace · 2 months ago

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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

#the odyssey #epic the musical #Odysseus #Penelope #Odypen #Post-canon my beloved #Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and #2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much #Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this #The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy #Nobody tried to force the issue after that #The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag #This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out #Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him #He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it #Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person #Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons #First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac #Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married #Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot #(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion #It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair #Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed #Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love

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tacagen · 1 year ago

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WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW THIS SUCKER NOT ONLY GOT A NEW DESIGN BUT FUCKING DIED AGAIN EXACTLY 3 PAGES LATERRR

#eobard thawne #professor zoom #reverse flash #the flash #no because my day is immediately ruined when i find out there is a new thawne appearance anywhere in the comics #BUT THE FACT HE DIES IN THE END IS SUCH A GAMECHANGER. I ALWAYS LOVE A NEW RIDICULOUS DEATH.#yeah yeah im extremely weird(it boils down to me not trusting anyone to properly write thawne ever except me and 3 other people who #actually Get Him. like fuck off dc youve done enough harm already. but if he doesnt get to do much and dies? its most in character+funny)#anyway his last words 'b-barry. barry. lets just take a breath-'???? GRHGSGSHTSRRH HE IS. A FUCKING LOSER.#and the hand-through-heart thing WITH THE SPEAR OF DESTINY AROUND?? POETIC #and also. his design. HES IN HIS 'WANNA BE BARRY' PHASE AGAIN ISNT HE #knight terrors: the flash #ngl i havent even read the thing and dont really know the context. im here exclusively for these 4-5 pages featuring the Rat Bastard

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knightinink · 1 year ago

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rat bastard goat man.

#this was just supposed to be a tiny sketch then this happened #idk what happened but he’s here now #his hair went through SEVERAL designs before I settled on this one #I initially was gonna give him pigtails & I’ve never erased anything faster in my life #I used Barbie’s human design for reference since she & Blitzo look more like Cash than Tilla #I love this rat bastard circus man #cash buckzo #helluva boss #helluva art #my art

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chaotic-history · 1 year ago

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we need more books that are not transphobic but allow trans characters to be absolute unhinged freaks. does this make sense.

#this post brought to you by rotating dominic seneschal in my head like a microwave #he's an 18cth libertine he's a rat bastard of a human being he will kill a small child without hesitation and I love him for it <3 #diversity win! the worst person you know is trans 🎉

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stevethehairington · 2 years ago

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reading runaway max is just drawing a little frowny face in the margins every other paragraph basically 😞

#MAX MAYFIELD I LOVE YOU SO MU H #she has had the roughest life my god give her a BREAK #PLEASE #also in reading this my hatred for b*lly has been EVEN MORE solidified. like it was already rock fuckin solid before but good GOD #he is SO MUCH WORSE #i am once again baffled that people can look at him and think he has ANY desire to be better or change #this man has ZERO remorse for anything #and god the way max describes him SMILING and LAUGHING and looking positively DELIGHTED every time he is actively causing harm #SERIAL KILLER BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!#he does not want nor deserve a redemption arc #n e ways. enough about that rat bastard (derogatory)#max mayfield is SO GOOD and i am once again floored by how much i love her #runaway max #stranger things #max mayfield

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zer0point5ive · 1 year ago

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lawrence is like a beautiful maiden to me i want to woo him with a bunch of fancy flowers and give her my coat. walk her home. adam is my pet rat who goes missing for weeks on end and bites me in a way that has me hopping around going YEOWCHH!! cartoon style

#hope this helps :)#i would lay my coat over a puddle. for lawrence #hes like a wife to me #adam i would feed out of my hand. nd suffer for it #📹#my beautiful & smart wife is currently performing the medical malpractice sort of surgery. love him #my bastard rat is under the floorboards smoking a joint twice his size.

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