#so pathetic and wet and soggy
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Some more cowboy sketches because art block is hitting and I can't force myself to make any actual drawing 🤠
#i also finally got cod#so i cant say i never played it anymore#and i am incredibly distraught to say that i actually like Philip Graves 😔#that American rat is just pathetic enough for me to love him#he's such a soggy bastard man#a pathetic boy#a little skrungly#skrungly little meow meow#my ugly little war criminal <3#so pathetic and wet and soggy#my babygirl#also why is Gaz so pretty#like holy shit that man is drop dead gorgeous#live laugh love kyle garrick#simon ghost riley#call of duty#ghost#ghost cod#john soap mactavish#ghost call of duty#soap cod#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#phillip graves#graves cod#cowboy soap#cowboy ghost#cowboy gaz#cowboy graves#my art
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What do you want from me? What have I done? I'm just a word processor, for Christ sake!
Griffin Dunne as Paul Hackett AFTER HOURS (1985) dir. Martin Scorsese
#soggy beige man has decidedly un-beige night out on the town (a speedrun in pathetic suffering): the film#after hours#after hours 1985#griffin dunne#paul hackett#filmedit#mine#you're gonna have 2 forgive me for the amount of noise I used on these gifs#the quality of my copy of this film is. kinda v much so. hot dog water#but this is my sopping wet white boi of the month (year) & u all are bein forced 2 look @ him#the fluctuating state of his unibrow is smthn that can be so personal#paul: breathes#everyone collectively: maaaa put the dogs awaaaaay there's a weird fuckin stray cat outside#this guy. I wanna hang him out to dry on a balmy summer afternoon and then tuck him into bed w/exactly 5 mg of melatonin#but also#*miranda from sex and the city voice* OOOKAY linda fiorentino fucking that guy up against the chain link FENCE#his night is ruined but I could ruin it MORE. just give me ten minutes
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i c o n i c line from vespa in this fic i'm reading:
“I’m just saying,” Vespa growls at last, “that when I touch that kid he goes stiff as a board. But when you showed up with your hands all over him he was on you like a wet scarf.”
#“wet scarf” perfectly describes nureyev personally#he's so pathetic#so soggy#soggy cat man#juno steel#tpp#peter nureyev#jupeter#the penumbra podcast
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Dr. Stanford F. Pines, here.
I’ve just regained consciousness on the shore of Lake Gravity Falls—My lips have the faintest fish taste on them, and every bone and joint in my body feels like they’ve been ripped apart and put back in-place.
There is an aching in my chest, a tangle of knots in my stomach—Something is caught in my throat. I can barely speak.
Mabel.
Mabel?
Where is Mabel. I need to find Mabel.
#he’s crying and he doesn’t even realize it#imagine him getting up and. stumbling all pathetically. like a pathetic man.#he is quite literally a soggy wet cat.#fold-up cane comes in clutch!#he just wants to find mabel. she’s all he can clearly remember.#he walks a bit and has to stop so he doesn’t collapse#he wants to make sure calypso is okay too but. he’s very very conflicted on that at the moment.#ford pines#calypso the siren#mabel pines#oh my dear mabel.#gravity falls roleplay#the mind boggles#⚠️🧜🏻#BILLYPSO ARC OVER
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Okay but fr Skizz is So Sweet that it made Martyn (the King of Bits and Skits) think twice about killing him and continuing the bit that boogeys kill him. The power the man holds
#skizzleman#inthelittlewood#limited life spoilers#video#Granted he is wet paper towel soggy so he can’t hold Much but it’s just enough pathetic that it works
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when you have to leave the warm embrace of your girlfriend to go deal with whatever mess the pathetic hissy soggy wet cat of an actress you're working for got herself into this time. p'toon's life is so hard
#LET HER SMASH HER GIRLFRIEND IN PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!#this show is a mess and a half and it doesn't make a lick of sense but im weirdly charmed by it#same with wan#she is an absolute mess and i can't really root for her and kim but she is just so fascinating to me#that's my pathetic hissy soggy wet cat of a disaster lesbian!!!!!!!!!!#my marvellous dream is you#m: txt
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So I got into death note and it was the best choice I could have made, L Lawliet I love and appreciate you
(drawing with filters/drawing with no filters, personally I like both of them hehe)
#death note#l lawliet#death note lawliet#l death note#death note l#soggy cat#wet pathetic man#i love him SO MUCH#YALL DON'T UNDERSTAAAAND
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Also when I make shitposty jokes like that I LOVE taking them Way Too Seriously. Like. Yeah that's funny, but what does it Mean actually, for Freyja to say all that to Moe? Is she propping herself up, rubbing salt in the wounds of someone who could not achieve "goodness" as presented to it, by explicitly stating she was raised as a lotus flower, already a pure and divine being from the start? Who, as you can plainly see, manages to embody that purity and divinity to this day, whereas Moe has failed to? By saying she smells nice like vanilla all the time, does that imply that Moe could stand to have better hygiene habits, or at least is self-conscious of the times it gets forgetful and/or neglectful in that regard? Or at very least is just extremely self-conscious that it sweats a lot when nervous (which is nearly all the damn time)? And when Freyja leaves the beetle for dead in such a specific way, is Moe thinking of and empathizing with the protagonist of Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis?
#moe tag#moe lore#there's an eviler option for the second example. btw. not telling you what.#i really did just make like. the world's most abandoned stray cat of a guy.#world's most pathetic sopping wet beast. who has so many problems. an ungodly amount of complexes.#maybe the ultimate power fantasy is being so outrageously sad and soggy and bitey on top of that for good measure#and having a lot of weird and embarrassing things going on but.#still being beloved. being safe to be all those things.#you have to work with the people who love you who you love of course. that's a constant lesson moe is learning#but you can be loved AND safe. you can be safe and loved.
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LETS GOOOO HARRY SWEEP
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"The Scribe records not only the truth, but the questions it leaves unanswered." Alhaitham: Questions and Silence.
#genshin impact#dailygaming#genshinet#genshinedit#alhaitham#mine: edits#me talking to my therapist about the symptoms of my prion disease that involves actively looking forward to the release of my beast#my sopping wet little beepo who is miserable without his grease#my slappable butter shape my pathetic soggy slug who wants me#he's a creature and we share our diseases#this is all said so affectionately bc i'm like unironically in love with him but no one gets him like i do#he's my specimen
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WHAT IS YOUR FAV DUO OUT OF THESE TWO !!
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#Pathetic little man#silly goober#funny guy#sing 2 movie#buster moon#mr crystal#puss in boots#rhetorical question#we all know buster is the best soggy wet cat in media#I said so#and you can’t go against my word#It’s the law#i also said so#.#autism#The wolf#puss in boots death#death the wolf
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hes so crazy!!!! love this guy!!!!!!!!
+ some cut version so its easier to view the details :3 (they were originally for instagram)
#mazm#mazm phantom of the opera#poto#phantom of the opera#phantom#fanart#wet pathetic soggy kitty#babygirl#erik#i love erik so much hes insane
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thinking about solar and how absolutely fucking pathetic of a man he was
constantly nervous and trying to not offend ppl while also just trying to have ppl like him
while i COULD talk about solar/lunar bc thats a very obvious ship (like. theyre right there lmao) but i came here to talk about solar/sun bc i was looking through some of my old oneshots i made when solar first showed up (like- literally on ao3 there were FIVE fics about him. I WAS EARLY) bc i wanted to kiss his flat fucking face so badly
BUUTTTT one of the oneshots was of solar and wutever fuckin insert i used interacting and like. trying to get solar used to gentle touches since im a FIRM believer that that man had NEVER felt a gentle hand on him once he existed (except for maybe when he interacted with his sun in the headspace but thats not actually physical) and it was like "okay lets see how u react to certain things and get u used to it"
and i was like... wut if it was sun doing it with him? i feel like in the beginning he would try and avoid sun as much as he could while also DEEPLY yearning to be around him. bc he just misses his brother so much and he wants him back but he knows this isnt his sun but it hurts to see him and not be able to even touch him. not bc hes not allowed to, hes just too scared to make any moves to get closer.
IM GETTING A BIT OFF TRACK BUTBUTBUT- ill discuss sun and solars early relationship LATER in another post so imma talk about wut im REALLY here for
sun is just hanging out with solar and tries to help him figure out his feelings cuz hes like "i have no fucking clue wut im feeling or wut to do with myself" and sun is like"fuck it i can help" (pretend this is in character LMAO im just being silly and over simplifying :]) and they like- "practice" with solar being used to more gentle touches. like just holding hands and hugs and petting and all that stuff. bc even tho solar trusts sun he still has a deep burning feeling that he will be hurt at some point and sun makes it his personal goal to at least help him not feel like that as much
and ofc they end up kissing. y do u think im here??
solar is an EMOTIONAL MESS. bro does not know wut to do with himself but it doesnt matter bc he feels happy and safe and DAMNIT is he gonna enjoy it
#void whispers#celestialcest#celestial proship#anxietymechanic#sun/solar#proship safe#comship safe#can u tell i love shipping these 2 together?#i like shipping all the solar bots together imma be honest LMAO#i just. *holds them gently* theyre so fucked up#theyre so fucking pathetic and wet#so i make them kiss so they can be soggy together#ANYWAY#ill talk about them later I SWEAR#im just. i need to scream for a bit gimme a sec LMAO#also no im not gonna show that oneshot to anyone ever again#its good and its cute but i reread it and im like ''god i feel like im reading wut i made as a child''#made it a year ago but it feels like i was such a child during that#like I COULD DO BETTER#patting myself on the back tho bc my obsession with solar is wut caused me to even get into writing again#but man. some of my old work is a bit embarrassing to read through LMAO
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I hate this stupid stinky wet cat man he's the worst
Ugly stupid purple little bitch I wanna drop a brick on his head and punch him
I wanna kiss him so bad😞
#soggy cat#wet cat#i love pathetic men#pathetic loser#fnaf#william afton#pathetic men#i hate him#ugly#purple guy#springtrap#down bad#i need him#i want his dick so far down my throat it leaves bruises#dumb wh0re#rabbit#worst character#five nights at freddy's#babygirl
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erik gelden on jessica jones is soooo endearing
#jessica jones#mcu#he’s a pathetic soggy little wet meow meow and he is trying so hard to be good#finally pinpointed his expressions as so similar to the trash salad guy on tiktok. (yeah…). endearing.#i’ve been trying to finish jessica jones after 2 years. season 2 and first part of season 3 were dragging. but i’m sat for him.
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sorry if i sound dumb but who’s pietro
Dr. Pietro Pragma is a mad scientist who brings the love of his life back from the dead. At the expense of her respect for him. And now the law is after him. And the mob.
Jsjsjdjdkdks he and Kelsi are my OCs. If you’re curious abt them, their story lives in #a study in devotion
#👉👈#a study in devotion#he’s kind of like if a pathetic little sopping wet rat was a human man who talents are: botony and murder#his only TRUE weakness is Kelsi’s disapproval…..#mint talks#dr. Pragma is my baby girl and also he is so soggy
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