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"sade was ahead of his time" yeah he invented lolita fashion and the omegaverse
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re 18thC omegaverse I like how Sade already specifically told us he'd def be an omega
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I will be accepting and reblogging arguments in favor of one or the other.
#oh come on it has to be fritz#this man was out here with his Gay Sex Palace 3000#if a man could give a viable heir he would have had so many#<- prev 💀💀
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thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles
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You know, it’s important to have tragic blorbos sometimes because hey, maybe you had a bad day, maybe your job sucks so fucking much. But do you know who had a worse day? Blorbo bleebus, who’s doomed by the narrative
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Maria Theresa after the first two silesian wars: Someone stole my fucking silesia. 🤦♀️ u can't have shit in HRE
Frederick the great: 🙋♂️I 🤴have🫂 🫦the🫵 one1️⃣ and🚹 only ❕️100% 💁♂️enema💉🍑 LaZoZo👴
ANON I LOVE YOU IMMENSELY
here’s a visual representation 😊
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#zozito !!!!!!!!!!!!!#ahdjgyrjwbdgj hes so precious babygirl i love him#you draw him so cuteeeeee#art
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Hear me out ya guys..... Scandalabra with big tiddies🙏
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no one talks about how draining it is when your mood is constantly switching between "its okay, i don't care. l'll be okay" and "I don't know how much more I can take"
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why is trespassing not allowed. like i just want to look
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The Character pipeline
There was another comic like this that i was desperately looking for, but I couldn't find it. so i made my own
#“one outcome prevails” bold of you to assume it's not all five at once#hes adopting me tho#<- I DONT MEAN THE SHIP COMBO WITH THAT IN A WEIRD WAY. IN CASE I NEED TO CLARIFY.#it's whatever mitford imagined as him and Linant idk#and we are escaping the labyrinth together ❤️
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Reading Fanny Hill, aka Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure (1748-49), and modern erotic novels have nothing on this thing 💀
Wikipedia: “Written while the author was in debtors' prison in London, it is considered "the first original English prose pornography, and the first pornography to use the form of the novel". It is one of the most prosecuted and banned books in history.”
“In 1772, he told Boswell that he had written Fanny Hill while in Bombay, that he had written it for a dare, to show a friend it was possible to write about prostitution without using "vulgar" terms. At the time, Boswell reported that Cleland was a "fine, sly malcontent". Later, he would visit Cleland again and discover him living alone, shunned by all, with an "ancient and ugly woman" as his sole servant.”
BAHAHAHHHAHWH OFC BOZZY MAKES AN APPEARANCe
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#oh look it's me posting anything about history#can't be scared of looking stupid if i make myself look stupid on purpose
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turn up the harpischord i cant hear the harpischord
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