#I HATE HIM !!!!

[skzdomin8]

all men do is fucking lie 😔

The face card in question :

Literally, SHUT UP.

[slainsloan]

Antinous WIP...hmm.....

[superbutterscotch]

He spins around till he pukes 🤢🤮

[27nox]

someone put this freak in a cage pls

[defnotcatgrass]

me when j went into a literal depressive episode over rottmnt

reaching the point of hyperfixation where I can no longer engage with it due to the nausea that I experience at the mere thought of seeing it on my screen is the closest I’ve ever been to being diagnosed with female hysteria

[anarchyra11nbow]

i looovee my homonculus !! just playing with colors yay

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki who breaks his sleep schedule ONLY on your birthday because he wants to be sure he’s the first one to text you.

at exactly midnight .on.the.dot. you get a string of messages from your boyfriend saying :

“happy birthday, moron.”

“i love you and all that stupid mushy shit”

“you better say it back. fucked up my sleep for you.”

“❤️”

he doesn’t even care if you’re already asleep, he’s already sure he was the very first one to text you but if you are still awake he’s even more proud cause you saw it happen. him who you (and his friends) tease all the time for going to sleep at like 8:30 sharp stayed up doing fuck all just to be the first to wish you a happy fucking birthday.

so yeah, you bet your ass he’s proud. and he’ll go to sleep and knock out immediately with a smirk on his face when you text him a “thank you sm, katsuki !!! i love you sosooososos much💕💕”

“yeah you better. go to bed, g’night <3”

n’ yeah okay, maybe he’ll be a bit crankier than usual, but it’ll be worth it seeing how bright you smile and jump to hug him, kissing all over his cheek with thank you’s and love you’s.

he’ll just take it out on kaminari.

[skellophrenia]

CW BLOOD / SH / SLIGHT GORE

i hc that he recuts his smile everytime it starts healing up again.. x<

he's a stinky stinky boy.. 🪰

[lilyystarr]

remus the type of tall person to bend down and put his ear next to ur lips when talking to a short person to ‘hear them better’

whore.

[moonphotos0]

birthday boy !!

[avid-mreower]

i still can't believe james tiberius kirk beat khan with the power of his thighs

[boots-lover1]

Finally.

yknow I always thought magical backup was a really dark concept, so glad A New Wish leaned into that and made it fatal eheheee 💜

[k3t4min5]

i got a thing for pushing people away when im at my lowest

[mintypsii]

NO CUZ WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM

[blossom-beast]

FREAK ALERT

[loseractivities]

the second hand embarrassment i just. ueah no killing him would 100% be justified in this scenario

billy has guilty pleasure songs/bands he only ever listens to when he's completely alone in his room, and he'd rather chew his own leg off than ever let anyone know he does

my first suggestion? wham! of course