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I found dresses in my son's closet.
Does he have a secret little girlfriend? IS IT THE ANOMALY?!
#im dimmadone with my dimmason#selling devin#i hate my son#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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A lesson well learnt.
dimma dumb dad
#best dad ever#put that on a dimmazon (trademark) coffee mug#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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Thanks to the generous donation from @peri-fairywinkle-cosma, I have now created my own game.
#dale.io#my new game#i wont be using this money to pay child support#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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I'm free.
Thank you Melvin who rescued me.
#or was it delvin#alvin maybe#i dont remember#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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Someone help me. I tried to show this lovely young lady my trauma photo, and now I'm here again.
#free dale#dont tell people about your trauma#i hate my son#i hate fairies#free dale dimmadome#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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Development is a great name, you're all uncreative.
oh i thought the “dev’s name is development” thing was a joke. no dale actually just sucks
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I feel great. 👍✨
Thank you, fairy boy.
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Buying my son's soul.
#not like devin was using it#skill issue#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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I need someone in my life who'll make me throw away my boots.
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The boots thing is VERY accurate.
He is pathetic
His sense of fashion suck
But damn I enjoyed my art proccess
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Twinkle twinkle little star, I will hit you with my car.
#i want my son dead#dale jr is my only son#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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5/10
Wouldn't wear EVER. Red is a poor person color, but I like the white.
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@peri-fairywinkle-cosma bet you missed this face. ✨
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I've named him Moozel.
#better than my original son#rip declean#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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100000000000/10
EXCELLENT. WONDERFUL. BEAUTIFUL.
#i hate my son#butterflies are gay but cool#dale rates boots#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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Petition to make child labor legal again.
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