#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot

[boots-lover1]

I found dresses in my son's closet.

Does he have a secret little girlfriend? IS IT THE ANOMALY?!

[boots-lover1]

A lesson well learnt.

dimma dumb dad

[boots-lover1]

Devin told me about stimboards!

[boots-lover1]

Thanks to the generous donation from @peri-fairywinkle-cosma, I have now created my own game.

[boots-lover1]

I'm free.

Thank you Melvin who rescued me.

[boots-lover1]

Development is a great name, you're all uncreative.

oh i thought the “dev’s name is development” thing was a joke. no dale actually just sucks

[boots-lover1]

Someone help me. I tried to show this lovely young lady my trauma photo, and now I'm here again.

[boots-lover1]

Take advice from this friendly customer right here, he used Dale and has never felt better. The original cream bar latches my face onto yours, removing your inferior ones permanently. Look how much happier he looks.

[boots-lover1]

Get a low taper fade.

This is the fifth time you've asked me, Devin. It's not happening.

[boots-lover1]

The boots thing is VERY accurate.

He is pathetic

His sense of fashion suck

But damn I enjoyed my art proccess

[boots-lover1]

I feel great. 👍✨

Thank you, fairy boy.

[boots-lover1]

A stimboard for my fan, @peri-fairywinkle-cosma. I've seen you chug down alcohol, so you can now stim to this.

[boots-lover1]

Hey dale. Check this

From Peri :)

Italy is mine. Evacuate the country now or be vaporised. The Dimmazone Burgers restaurant will be occupying that space very soon.

[boots-lover1]

I've named him Moozel.

[boots-lover1]

Now introducing Dale, the coolest and most fashionable way to smell just like me; Dale Dimmadome. Owner of Dimmadome Global, Dimmazon and Dimm-And-Out Burgers. And The Domezone Indoor Amusement Park (Coming Soon)

Turning you from a Dimmastank into Dimmadank.

[boots-lover1]

I asked Devin how he did his homework so quickly. He said to me, she easy on my peasy till I lemon squeezy.

It's raining, and he's locked outside. Don't let him gain any warmth.