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I found dresses in my son's closet.
Does he have a secret little girlfriend? IS IT THE ANOMALY?!
#im dimmadone with my dimmason#selling devin#i hate my son#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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A lesson well learnt.
dimma dumb dad
#best dad ever#put that on a dimmazon (trademark) coffee mug#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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Thanks to the generous donation from @peri-fairywinkle-cosma, I have now created my own game.
#dale.io#my new game#i wont be using this money to pay child support#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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I'm free.
Thank you Melvin who rescued me.
#or was it delvin#alvin maybe#i dont remember#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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Someone help me. I tried to show this lovely young lady my trauma photo, and now I'm here again.
#free dale#dont tell people about your trauma#i hate my son#i hate fairies#free dale dimmadome#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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Development is a great name, you're all uncreative.
oh i thought the “dev’s name is development” thing was a joke. no dale actually just sucks
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I feel great. 👍✨
Thank you, fairy boy.
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Buying my son's soul.
#not like devin was using it#skill issue#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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I need someone in my life who'll make me throw away my boots.
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The boots thing is VERY accurate.
He is pathetic
His sense of fashion suck
But damn I enjoyed my art proccess
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Twinkle twinkle little star, I will hit you with my car.
#i want my son dead#dale jr is my only son#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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Hello, Dimmsdale. Would you be a good father to Dev if you were paid to do so? Like if each time you did something good for Dev, such as telling him you love him or you're proud of him, you earn a hundred bucks. Would you do it?
Declean doesn't deserve it, but hey, a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. @dev-dimmadome-is-cool, I love you, kiddo....
#that pained me to say#dale answers#i hate my son#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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5/10
Wouldn't wear EVER. Red is a poor person color, but I like the white.
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I've named him Moozel.
#better than my original son#rip declean#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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100000000000/10
EXCELLENT. WONDERFUL. BEAUTIFUL.
#i hate my son#butterflies are gay but cool#dale rates boots#dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot
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Petition to make child labor legal again.
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