boots-lover1
boots-lover1
Have you seen my boots? Now you have.
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Ew, my therapist recommended I talk to you low lives so here I am. Thank you Devin for making this account, it sucks though.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
boots-lover1 · 2 days ago
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Take advice from this friendly customer right here, he used Dale and has never felt better. The original cream bar latches my face onto yours, removing your inferior ones permanently. Look how much happier he looks.
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boots-lover1 · 2 days ago
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Take advice from this friendly customer right here, he used Dale and has never felt better. The original cream bar latches my face onto yours, removing your inferior ones permanently. Look how much happier he looks.
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boots-lover1 · 2 days ago
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Now introducing Dale, the coolest and most fashionable way to smell just like me; Dale Dimmadome. Owner of Dimmadome Global, Dimmazon and Dimm-And-Out Burgers. And The Domezone Indoor Amusement Park (Coming Soon)
Turning you from a Dimmastank into Dimmadank.
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boots-lover1 · 6 days ago
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boots-lover1 · 6 days ago
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eat a lizard
What the fuck.
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boots-lover1 · 6 days ago
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It's women's month! How are you going to support the women in your life this March?
Create a new makeup line and have women clamouring over each other to buy it. Simple.
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boots-lover1 · 8 days ago
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Is Dev a part of the ginger agenda?
No. Declean is biologically a blonde.
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boots-lover1 · 9 days ago
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Oh, well. You're hired.
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A stimboard for my fan, @peri-fairywinkle-cosma. I've seen you chug down alcohol, so you can now stim to this.
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boots-lover1 · 9 days ago
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I could make money off this.
You're hired, Percy.
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A stimboard for my fan, @peri-fairywinkle-cosma. I've seen you chug down alcohol, so you can now stim to this.
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boots-lover1 · 9 days ago
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A stimboard for my fan, @peri-fairywinkle-cosma. I've seen you chug down alcohol, so you can now stim to this.
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boots-lover1 · 9 days ago
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As the runner of urfavssins I must say it is, in fact, an honor to meet THEE Dale Dimmadome. Also, I’m ginger. Ginger Agenda FTW
Gingers will rule.
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boots-lover1 · 9 days ago
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Thank you, @peri-fairywinkle-cosma and everyone who got me to 500 likes!
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boots-lover1 · 10 days ago
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I can make one of you too.
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Devin told me about stimboards!
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boots-lover1 · 10 days ago
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Devin told me about stimboards!
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boots-lover1 · 10 days ago
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Cease.
Get a low taper fade.
This is the fifth time you've asked me, Devin. It's not happening.
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boots-lover1 · 10 days ago
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You're sleeping outside tonight. And stop smirking at me when I say massive, I DON'T GET IT.
Get a low taper fade.
This is the fifth time you've asked me, Devin. It's not happening.
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boots-lover1 · 10 days ago
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Get a low taper fade.
This is the fifth time you've asked me, Devin. It's not happening.
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