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boots-lover1 · 1 day ago

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palette cleanser? maybe? i don't know.

i completely guessed your tastes (golden colour. shiny. sequins.)

PERFECT.

I NEED THESE IMMEDIATELY.

#dale answers #dale rates boots #all boots should be gold #gold is best #dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot

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boots-lover1 · 3 days ago

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Ten points for green, I hate the red.

So you get -100010/10

#dale answers #dale rates boots #i hate red #reminds me of stock loss #and declean

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boots-lover1 · 5 days ago

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What qualifications do you have to merit the title of #1 boot connoisseur? Do you even have a boot evaluation license?

Have you seen my boots? Fool. Of course I have the qualifications to merit this title.

#dale answers #i always rate boots #i am the boot rater

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boots-lover1 · 5 days ago

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0/10

Not the ugliest boots I've seen, but the color is disgusting.

#dale answers #dale rates boots #i hate this person

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boots-lover1 · 5 days ago

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-3/10

The green is the only redeeming factor, otherwise, this is hideous.

#dale answers #dale rates boots #i hate my people

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boots-lover1 · 5 days ago

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🙂

I hate you.

#dale answers #dale rates boots #i hate fairies #disgusting

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boots-lover1 · 5 days ago

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Thoughts?

-8/10

Ugly. I hate red.

#dale answers #dale rates boots #i hate red #red means stock loss

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boots-lover1 · 5 days ago

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Almost as much as I love my boots. Almost.

Hello, Dimmsdale. Would you be a good father to Dev if you were paid to do so? Like if each time you did something good for Dev, such as telling him you love him or you're proud of him, you earn a hundred bucks. Would you do it?

Declean doesn't deserve it, but hey, a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. @dev-dimmadome-is-cool, I love you, kiddo....

#i hate my son #but i love money #money is good #money is life #dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot

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boots-lover1 · 6 days ago

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Opened an ask box, for some ridiculous reason. Send in your boots to be rated by the #1 Boot Connoisseur, foolish answers will be blocked.

#dale answers #dale rates boots #i hate my son #ew i hate fairies #join the ginger agenda or die #dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot

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boots-lover1 · 14 days ago

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I have decided to start a cult. Cult Dimmadome, run by me, will have you all WORKING- I mean... helping me make Dimmadelphia stronger by kicking out fairies. And Declean.

#i hate my son #i hate fairies #join the ginger agenda or die #dale jr is my only son #best dad ever #dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot

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boots-lover1 · 20 days ago

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Hello, Dimmsdale. Would you be a good father to Dev if you were paid to do so? Like if each time you did something good for Dev, such as telling him you love him or you're proud of him, you earn a hundred bucks. Would you do it?

Declean doesn't deserve it, but hey, a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. @dev-dimmadome-is-cool, I love you, kiddo....

#that pained me to say #dale answers #i hate my son #dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot

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boots-lover1 · 25 days ago

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Yes yes, I've returned to this hole. Save your applause.

#i hate my son #i hate fairies #join the ginger agenda or die #dale dimmadome owner of dimmadome global and dimmazon is so hot

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boots-lover1 · 2 months ago

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