#I DON’T EVEN KNOW

[supersillysnake]

on the Demeter, straight up “eating it.” and by it. well, haha, let’s justr say. the entire crew

[steddielations]

Years after Eddie moves out and Wayne retires, Eddie comes by everyday to help around the house. Wayne doesn’t like the fuss, he won’t be a burden, but the company is nice. The new place isn't as homey as the trailer, his memory's fuzzy about why he ever moved.

One day, Eddie shows up with the Harrington boy of all people. Not a boy anymore, a man fully grown but Wayne remembers him driving that shiny Beamer around Hawkins like yesterday. Eddie says they're old pals, but Wayne can't recall Steve ever coming around with any of Eddie's friends.

It's an odd pair, but Steve’s good company. He chats about baseball, doesn't mind when Wayne mixes up last night's scores with a game 20 years ago. Then throughout the day, Wayne catches Steve giving Eddie the kind of looks and touches that make it clear what kind of pals they are, or at least what kind Steve wants them to be.

It warms Wayne's heart to see. He’s not gonna be around forever, and he always wanted Eddie to settle down with someone. It's hard for men like Eddie, for men like them, but he doesn't want that to stop Eddie from having the chance. So that night before they go, when Wayne's getting squared away in bed, he whispers to Eddie, "Steve's a good one, son. If you ever get ahold of him, don't you let him go."

Eddie just grins, almost something sad about it, and says, "Okay, old man. I'll keep him. I promise." The same thing he always says, every time this happens, but Wayne doesn't know that.

Every day is different, but sometimes Wayne remembers Eddie and Steve have been together for a decade. Sometimes he remembers the small backyard wedding, laughs about how it rained and Eddie slipped in the mud. Sometimes he remembers that he came to live with them when the dementia got worse.

But on days when it's all brand new, when he meets Steve for the first time again, he always knows that he's the right one for Eddie. So Eddie’s gonna listen and hang onto Steve with everything he’s got.

[littleroomba]

[moonyflesh]

🐾 Cat Scratches - [James “Logan” Howlett x Reader]

WARNINGS: lots of fluff, brief mention of neck kisses, some suggestive comments but nothing past PG

CHARACTERS: James “Logan” Howlett (Wolverine, MARVEL/X-MEN)

🐾 .*.. 🕯️

Logan laid comfortably on your stomach, his arms wrapped around your lower back and hips as he buried his face into your abdomen, the bare skin of your tummy visible just slightly underneath your sweater.

Lazily scrolling through your phone, splayed out across his bed with him on top of you, your fingers trailed over his upper shoulders, scratching the fabric of his white compression shirt, rubbing his sore muscles from a long day of training and battle practice.

As your fingers trailed upwards mindlessly on his back, your manicured nails finally reached the nape of his neck, teasing the edge of his hairline.

Scrolling down further through your instagram, you let out a soft sigh of content as your fingers finally buried into the hair on the back of his head, eliciting a low rumble from the back of his throat.

You perked up at this, glancing past the dimmed screen of your device, an eyebrow quirked upwards at his reaction.

“You alright, Lo?”

You muttered out, a small, curious smile tugging at your glossy lips, damp from your teeth gently biting at them out of unconscious habit.

“Mmmh,”

He responded in a low hum, leaning into your fingers as you smiled, a small, amused chuckle leaving your lips at his fingers that slid lower on your back, cupping the backs of your thighs with a slightly possessive grip.

You felt a soft, warm press of his chapped lips against your stomach, just above your panty line, and a small laugh left your lips as he buried his nose further into you, inhaling without hesitation. In response, your legs opened slightly underneath him, wrapping them around his broad midsection with a light squeeze.

Preferring the man in front of you opposed to the celebrities on your phone, you dropped it at your side, letting it become lost in the fluffy, unkept sheets next to your form as both your hands wrapped around his head, burying your fingers into his scalp.

A low, animalistic-like growl left his lips as you scratched through his hair, meeting the place behind his ears, where you knew he was most sensitive.

Tracing over the area where his jaw connected to his ear and neck, you let out a low hum in response, tilting your head propped up on one of his pillows to the side, your eyebrows knitting together lightly in curiosity at his pleasant reactions.

“Feels good, bub. Right- mmh. There.”

Your eyes narrowed at his borderline inappropriate hum, and you nodded, wordlessly continuing to scrape through his fluffy, unkept hair.

“I didn’t take you for a cat, Logan,” You teased quietly, a small vibration leaving your own form, similar to that of the buzz of an old stereo.

“Don’t mock me, sweetheart. Can’t help it,”

He shot back, his furry eyebrows knitting together as he finally shifted, pulling himself up further, allowing his face to move from your stomach to your collarbone, trying desperately not to go full deadweight on you, knowing he’d crush your frail form.

“Plus, ever since you got yer nails done-”

He didn’t finish his sentence as you raked through his head of hair once more, pushing his face into the warm skin of your exposed neck, muffling any protest from him.

“Stop talking, James. Sleep.”

You effectively hushed him, a small smile pulling at your face as he grumbled out something along the lines of ‘mm. Whatever,’ and ‘fine.’

You felt him pepper a few hot, open-mouthed kisses along your neck, his teeth teasingly biting down on your exposed shoulder, before lapping at the new mark with his tongue, admiring his work with your taste.

“G’night, bub.”

You smiled at his subtle acceptance to your demand, your fingers frozen in his fluffy hair and partially in his long side shaves, nodding.

“Goodnight, kitty.”

[crowleywowley]

Hello everyone I am so sick and cannot stop drawing stupid pointy Crowley snakes. So here u go.

Bonus stupid snake:

[potato-lord-but-not]

2024 ART BATTLE MASTERPOST

It’s that time of year again folks !! we’re pitting 64 baddies against each other in a battle to the death!!!

ROUND 1

LEFT BRACKET:

Wife Painting vs John Tarot

Susan Sto Helit vs Celestial Girlfriend

Jarthur Strolling vs Sad Gay Men

Watchtower vs Jarthur Kiss

Basira vs Nikola

I Hope This Hurts vs Red Wine Supernova

Haunted vs My Beautiful Boyfriend

Azicrow Kiss vs Jarthur

Slouching Towards Bethlehem vs Wife Portrait

Doug + Hera vs Ford

Arkayne vs William de Worde

The Come Brothers vs Oliver Banks

Slutty Arthur vs Butch Frankencreature

Arcane Holy Ghosts vs Arthur Tarot

Dyhard vs Demigirl Ghost

Jmart Francesca vs Gerry

RIGHT BRACKET:

Jed + Sydney vs Monkey Man

Oscar Tarot vs Jon Sims

Rincewind vs Eva Birdman Jarthur

Holy Ghosts vs Fallen Angel John

Trust Ceremony vs Demiboy Bug

Decay vs Your Body My Temple

Will Wood DTIYS vs Michael Distortion

Blindfaith vs Cecil Palmer

Zingtastic Jarthur vs Moist Page

John Doe DTIYS vs Will Wood Page

Will Wood vs Moist Von Lipwig

Arthur Dent vs Jon DTIYS

Kayne vs Hand Me My Shovel

My Beautiful Wife vs Jhariah Page

Nicoriice Gays vs Zaphod + Trillian

Fire4Fun Arthur vs Malevolent Poster

ROUND 2

John Tarot vs Celestial Girlfriend

Sad Gay Men vs Jarthur Kiss

Basira vs Red Wine Supernova

Haunted vs Jarthur

Slouching Towards Bethlehem vs Ford

Arkayne vs Oliver Banks

Slutty Arthur vs Arthur Tarot

Dyhard vs Jmart Francesca

Moneky Man vs Oscar Tarot

Eva Birdman Jarthur vs Fallen Angel John

Trust Ceremony vs Your Body My Temple

Will Wood DTIYS vs Blindfaith

Moist Page vs John Doe DTIYS

Will Wood vs Jon DTIYS

Hand Me My Shovel vs My Beautiful Wife

Zaphod + Trillian vs Malevolent Poster

ROUND 3

Celestial Girlfriend vs Sad Gay Men

Red Wine Supernova vs Jarthur

Slouching Towards Bethlehem vs Oliver Banks

Arthur Tarot vs Jmart Francesca

Oscar Tarot vs Fallen Angel John

Trust Ceremony vs Blindfaith

Moist Page vs Jon DTIYS

My Beautiful Wife vs Malevolent Poster

ROUND 4

Celestial Girlfriend vs Jarthur

Oliver Banks vs Jmart Francesca

Fallen Angle John vs Blindfaith

Jon DTIYS vs Malevolent Poster

ROUND 5

Celestial Girlfriend vs Jmart Francesca

Fallen Angel John vs Malevolent Poster

FINAL ROUND

Celestial Girlfriend vs Malevolent Poster

2024 ART BATTLE CHAMPION

CELESTIAL GIRLFRIEND BEATS ALL ODDS AND SECURED A VICTORY !!!!

thank you potatolord nation for choosing gay love over podcast men I know it was hard

[5tt3llar]

Saiyan saga in a nutshell

[mintfullyyours]

creepy older stepbro simon who lurks outside your bedroom door, peaking through the slit of a cracked door, as he watches your mundane routine. You sense him before you see him. A line, a tether that pulls so slightly when he's around. Yet, he never emerges from the darkness of the hallway.

creepy older stepbro simon who keeps a pair of your pretty lace panties stuffed in the back pocket of his jeans. It was your favorite too. You swear you're going insane with the way your intimate-wear keeps disappearing from the laundry

creepy older stepbro simon who overhears you crying in your bedroom bc your shitty boyfriend broke up with you and decides to do something about it.

As sleep lulls over your body, you feel the weight of a man sprawl atop of yours. A large hand over your lips as your pretty lace panties are shoved into your mouth. A gag. The smell of something metallic — blood — fills your nose. It’s too dark to see anything. But you know who it is, it’s that tether.

You feel yourself grow wet with want and Simon’s hard cock press into your body.

You whimper.

“Shh” he coos, “I’ll give you a different reason to cry, love.”

The next day, you visit your local coffee shop with hickies blossoming all over your neck & see your ex — with a black eye and a broken nose.

[mikalilys]

James potter definitely picked up worms with sticks, on the playground in primary school, trying to ‘save’ them but ended up chopping them in half and crying about it.

[cokoweee]

Ok running away forever by guys 💃💃💃

It’s a sketch and story has no sense ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok o lo k ok go kook ok o ok ok k ok o lo k o lo k ok o ok ok k ok ok ok o ok ok ok ok k ok ok ok o koi ok ok ok ok ok ok o ok k

TECHNICALLY this is the doodle that started this—===>

[fishyfarms]

@salt-n-salt hey have I told you I’m obsessed with Shane and his weird ass boyfriend hey have i told you that yet I’m telling you now i love these freaks I’m putting them under a microscope :)

[defectiveender]

Hi tumblr

@chaoticpancicle

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Fun fact!

I feel like I know Six of Crows and Crooked Kingdom inside out and back to front; I’ve read them somewhere around 20 times each, I have written multiple analyses of them, I have actively studied the map of Ketterdam for the purposes of accuracy in both analyses and fic writing…

…And I was today years old when I realised that the Lid is called the Lid because it’s a straight road that’s literally on top of the Barrel. Like it is the Lid. I just -

It even makes symbolic sense because it’s the ‘classiest’ of the gambling dens and it’s where men like Smeet go to feel adventurous when it’s not actually dangerous like the Barrel is and it’s literally on top of the rest of the Barrel like the classism message is so loud I can’t believe myself rn

[cyftingthrucyntipedes]

i still respect waman

[weensysunshine]

scrubbing the him

[selkaycik]

they are in the white void together