#polykour

[chiefcroissantdeanbanana]

“I don’t like Seamavbo at all!” I say, then I suddenly tripped and fell to the ground, as multiple pictures of Seamavbo fall out of my bag. “Wait!” I frantically cried out. “These aren’t mine!” I quickly reached to grab my pictures. "Don't look!"

[aofikofi]

theyre sharing <3

[radishly]

Emf and Seawatt both worship Evbo, but in different ways. It’s always come naturally to Emf. He’s always seen Evbo as this perfect, delicate thing, worthy of worship. But Seawatt? Seawatt worships like a sinner resurrected. He’s been in the darkness, and now that he has light, he’s never letting it go. Emf’s worship is light and easy, Seawatt’s is desperate and starving.

Emf worships like John. Seawatt worships like Judas.

[court-du-coeur]

polykour is truly theee polycule of all time.

most gorgeous man you've ever seen - most gorgeous person you've ever seen - Just Some Guy. (and HE'S god)

[cannimochi]

kjsbnkjg db little uhmm polykour drawing for the halloween spirit you know .,, mario themed costumes

@mbirnsings-71 pointed out to me that evbo would be more like luigi than mario bc hes green so that means emf is daisy which is very silly to me

[fishcow99]

seawatt being jealous of EMF because evbo would do anything to save him vs EMF being jealous of seawatt because evbo still cares for him despite everything vs evbo being confused as to why his two boyfriends don't like each other

[cecelianonymous22]

GUYS CAN WE COLLECTIVELY CALL EMF/EVBO/SEAWATT POLYKOUR PLEASE AND TY

[no1-emf-fan]

<3

[your-grimm-reminder]

In parkour civilization, no one is straight.

[jillju]

i would fail a one-block jump for the chicken but not a four-block diagonal one for the yaoi

[merctheplanettotally]

fuck me man all i can think about is seawatt and evbo and emf and FUCKKK ok. calm down. time to get wording.

emf being originally above evbo but then immediately turning to socialism when evbo beats him 1 time is one of the best moments out of either parts (tbf if an absolute baddie of a parkourer beat me in a battle i'd prolly start listening to them as well)

evbo you are ICONIC but also the stupidest fucking guy around i love you sm. throws you into a blender. also i feel no one ever thinks about tge implications of doing parkour on CRYSTALS!!!!!!!! bro got like five bajillion scars from that i know it (seawatt helped him when he got back though trust 🙏)

anyways i also keep thinking about seawatt. ALWAYS. he's so complex for youtube shorts-core mc rp (is it really an rp?) that my brain quite literally will not let him free (rest in peace bro you did NYOT deserve to die the way you did 💔💔💔)

seawatt. you used the tools and people you had around you to get revenge for something that had been building for oh so long only to be the one tricked. i just wish you could've lived to see the better future evbo planned for. i'm sure he would have wanted you to live to see it as well.

ok ramble over i am. sigh.

[guardbo]

Evbo doodles :3 (close ups under cut)

[aofikofi]

ok so if canon Parkour Civilization is a shounen manga would fem!pkc be a shoujo? and with that thought we now have slice of life shoujo polykour 🎉

[rollistanz]

here in parkour civilization, no one jumps for the polycule

[beebutadinosaur]

imagine being evbo (a normal human) and pulling a cosmic being and a wet cat

[cannimochi]

i saw a post of a painting of some cats with a moon stars n a sun n it reminded me of them tbh so i drew this :3

but now its 6am n i habe work at 3pm so im logging off oops