#I DID IT I ANSWERED THE ASK-
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seasonalflowerr · 2 years ago
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Theo and I were sharing asks and I do NOT want to leave you out so I am pointing my microphone at you!! The people want to know: what are your thoughts on the ranchers' sleep schedules?
:D thank you for not leaving me out !! <3 this is so cute of an ask, what the heck? So, what I have for you is: To me, Tango has sleeping problems. He is wide awake during the hours in which the world is sleeping, and he long ago accepted that this would, likely, forever be the case. He sleeps when his brain lets him sleep, and sometimes that is long after his body has finally given out. Well. Something something, unstoppable force vs. immovable object. Jimmy is a sleeper. An early bird (hehe) who cares about his sleep and likes to get his rest time in. He's annoyingly punctual with it, too, like. He could be wide awake one minute, then his bedtime rolls up and he can barely keep his eyes open. Not necessarily by choice, just that natural sleep clock taking its toll. But. I have this idea. That like. Jimmy helps Tango get to sleep? It takes a long long time of cuddles and gentle voices and some quiet but more often than not, it puts him to sleep for hours. OH and a bonus headcanon of mine: Jimmy is a little touch-starved (my personal favorite headcanon HONESTLY-) so it's literally wins all around. All the cuddles they could want, plus some actual sleep for Tango. I also like to think that Jimmy also tries to help him relax enough to sleep, like with tips and tricks? Breathing exercises, decompression techniques, etc. They may not totally work most of the time but Tango appreciates the effort and definitely at least tries, if that makes sense? That's just a small side thing that I considered, too. Now, this isn't to say that Jimmy's method solves everything forever. There are still MANY nights that Tango gets up randomly throughout the night and will be up till sunrise, or doesn't come to bed till then, near-collapsing into the mattress. Some weeks, it seems as though their sleep schedules are completely opposite, where Jimmy's getting ready to go out for his day and Tango's just coming in. This just means that, some mornings, Jimmy will stay in bed a little longer, to rest longer as Tango is just getting tired enough to do so. He'll let the sun crawl further into the sky, let the chores and jobs wait. If it means he gets that time with his Tango, if it means he finds the gentle reassurance of helping him get to sleep, he doesn't mind. The world can wait up for him, can't it? I know this wasn't the MOST prose-y description of it, and it's not the most extensive, but yeah. :) these were my thoughts on that! i'd love to answer more, if you have any other ideas! i'm really trying to get back into this stuff, because i'm hoping it might help me write, so. yeah! thanks for the ask this was so fun dfksjfdkds <3
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draconym · 18 days ago
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You’ve been called upon to plan drag to perform tomorrow. What are you doing? Go into as much detail as you like!
My drag persona is going to be be Him/Herwin, Alligator Wrestler. I'll wear the standard khakis, but with fishnets and heels (and much shorter shorts). Or stiletto hiking boots, if such a thing exists. You get the picture.
Anyway, I'll introduce myself, compliment various members of the audience on their plumage or their defensive camouflage or whatever, then launch into "Down Under" by Men At Work. Halfway through the song, someone offstage will throw an inflatable alligator at me and the music will transition to "Maneater" by Hall and Oates, which I'll sing while wrestling the alligator.
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At the end of my act, after I've pinned the alligator, I'll ask an audience member to help me tape its mouth shut so I can safely transport it to a golf course for release.
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chloesimaginationthings · 9 months ago
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FNAF Cassidy knows how to “help” Michael Afton
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mari-lair · 2 months ago
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the 'favor tree'!
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hellsite-hall-of-fame · 3 months ago
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how are you today hellsite hall of fame
great, I cried for 3 whole hours
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nidbaesenpai · 4 months ago
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Dare you say this love could just save you
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mewtwoandme · 3 months ago
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I was wondering if Jeo would cool in a Berrus costume from DragonBallZ Super?
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cherryfennec · 5 months ago
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Summer Times
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Hi! I'm finally back from my two week abroad trip!
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irenespring · 5 months ago
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Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.
Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.
That poster must be having quite the experience.
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deathflare · 6 months ago
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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 4 months ago
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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Is there a lore reason vampire fiddleford wears stereotypical vampire clothes or is he just Silly Like That /genq /pos
Yes, lore reason!!! That actually probably won't come up in the comic, so I'll answer it here!!
Fidds was actually wearing it for a vampire "meeting"!! Yess, he has been a vampire for a while, and he doesn't particularly like it, but he has to participate in vampire culture 🙏 And y'know, you have to dress up for those things. Stan just caught him at a bad time, he usually doesn't wear stuff like that!!!
So when he said costume party, it wasn't that much of a lie, who would've figured!!
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rocketbirdie · 11 days ago
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face value
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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago
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Why is he kinda...
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These two asks were right next to each other, and I think that’s beautiful
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hinamie · 7 months ago
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hi!! I love your art and the jjk atla au has grabbed my brain in Ways That I Cannot Explain. i love them sm. also ty for the inuokko promise, bc trust they are my favorite ship ever (sorry itafushi, you guys are second place). i wish you well in the process and hope that everything goes smoothly for you!!!!
!!! thank u so much I'm happy u like my art and our little passion project <3 <3 <3
also. hm . inuokko u say :>
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pov u look up and u see this ^
jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
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hellsite-hall-of-fame · 6 months ago
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aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
my thoughts exactly, thank you
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