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#I Am Going To Beat You To Death
fluxedbuds · 2 years
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who are you really protecting?
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spooky-fubuki · 3 months
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Ads are autoplaying audio on mobile...
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beebsops · 1 year
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POV: I (GORDON FREEMAN) AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH <3<3<3
art by shakekoujou
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zombiedeers · 6 months
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YOU SUUUUUUCK!!!!!
NUH UH !!!!!!
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snowshinobi · 2 years
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every time I bring out Noelle i picture this
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xoxoemynn · 7 months
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Hello OFMD crew! I love you and I'm happy you're here. 💕
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jynersq · 1 month
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jaime “helping” brienne come up with baby names but the suggestions are as follows:
- jaime jr
- jaime ii: tokyo drift
- jaime thee stallion
- emiaj
- jamie iii: this time it’s personal
- i can’t believe it’s not jaime
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bestworstcase · 5 months
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most interesting phenomenon with regard to sad wet rag ozpin stans is that their attempts to construct apologia for him almost invariably either infantilize him or start from a premise that removed from the "oz is just a sad little boy who has never done wrong" tomfoolery just makes him out to be a million times worse than he really is. there’s a certain type of oz fan so committed to reading the story as virtuous chosen one victimized by the ontological evil that they’ll vilify their virtuous chosen one to do it. and they’re in so deep they don’t even realize that’s what they’re doing.
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semothekat · 1 year
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collei but shes flowey from undertale
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Uncolored version
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kittykatninja321 · 6 months
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Maybe this is just me as someone who’s used to reading shonen manga but when people cite that time in Batgirl (2000) when Bruce and Cass get high and fight instead of talking about their feelings verbally as an instance of abuse I’m like ⁉️. Guys this is a comic book. Fighting is often used as vehicle for characters to have a dialogue and it’s not necessarily abusive, especially when you’re talking about a consensual fight between characters who aren’t the best at communicating verbally. It’s like when Naruto and Sasuke shoot beams at each other as a way of communicating their feelings
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noodleshark · 2 years
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THE SKRUNKLIES
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THE BESTIES EVER
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fionnaskyborn · 8 months
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Was tagged by @oceancamp to post my current five favorite songs! (They should invent a stages-of-grief-esque model that encompasses and accurately describes both types of anguish I had to go through making this list - the one of limiting myself to only five songs, and the one of trying to put as little videogame music on here as possible so that I don't end up looking like an absolute goddamn geek, which... I am... Oh well!)
Thank you so much for tagging me - here are the songs!
Heaven Pierce Her - War Without Reason
Tatsuro Yamashita - Love Space
This specific arrangement of Death And Republic + Meet Again
Winger - Junkyard Dog (Tears On Stone)
The Protomen - Light Up The Night
Is it courtesy to tag other people after you've been tagged in a post like this? If that's the case, I'll tag @spiralled-fury, @solradguy, @swamppossum, @five-by-five, @northstarring, @ineedmoredragons and @tbonechessor!
#logs#ya don't have to participate if you don't want to‚ from what i've gathered - it's all just for fun anyway :]#The link to Yamashita's song is actually a link to a website that hosts city pop songs‚ since those keep getting taken down on YouTube due#to the strictness of Japan's copyright laws with regards to music. Uploads of Yamashita's songs in particular get taken down quite#frequently... The rest are either Bandcamp or YouTube (in case of Junkyard Dog) links#Very out-of-character of me not to put a Кино song on here‚ haha#I had a hard time deciding whether to put HOLD BACK THE NIGHT or Light Up The Night here‚ but ultimately decided on Light Up The Night#because... hoo boy#okay storytime. i've known of the protomen since somewhere around 2021. got The Good Doctor in my recommended feed‚ clicked on it because#i thought the album cover was cool + the title was appealing‚ but i never really listened to anything theirs beyond that song after that.#fast forward to 2022. be me‚ watching the greatest videoessay on planet earth (Steak Bentley's Metal Gear Solid 4 Was A Mistake).#the fucking MONTAGE comes on‚ and I fall in love with my second Protomen song. second fast forward to 2023 going into 2024‚ finally got#around to playing the Violence update. i learn of the name of level 7-2. the widest‚ most mischievous grin appears on my face.#i enter the level‚ proclaim ''ULTRAKlLL IS NOW A STEAK BENTLEY REFERENCE'' and blast the song as i get my ass beat by every single thing in#that level.#and let me tell you. getting mollywhopped ten thousand times by the FUCKING GUTTERTANK TRIO AT THE END OF THE LEVEL WAS. not a pleasant#experience. but the song made it better. :) (i played the level before the balance patch came out and uh let's just say i had more deaths on#that level than on 2gabe and 1gabe. SEVENTY-FOUR. FUCKING. RESTARTS. JESUS /CHRIST/.#goodness how i yearn to make a 3d animation of v1 going through 7-4 with that song in the background as a tribute to the man himself but#alas i am a student who has everything in the world but time#thanks for the tag again!! ^^
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y-rhywbeth2 · 2 months
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Who decided the drow should have so much fucking lore anyway.
('I should've been a drow.' You can't fucking stand Cazador or your 'siblings' you would not fucking want to be a drow. Although I guess Astarion would make a fair Vhaeraunite.)
#babbling#I'm still working on it and the many many fucking novels I don't really want to read#but at the same time my dwarves are calling me away from the elfyness#there was a giant red cardinal loose in the mines until it ran into the tavern in a panic and the human merc staying there killed it#I wanted to catch and tame it to make a dwarven aerial cavalry of giant blood-red passerines#now there's dead bird everywhere and nobody actually wanted to do cleaning work and everybody's being sick#possibly because half the work force is severely disabled#because they ran off to beat a giant snapping turtle to death and got limbs torn off#I told them not to fucking go fishing but nnOOooo#that's slowing things down a bit#We spent weeks huddled in a hole in the ground eating raw horseflesh and staring at nothing due to trauma#bleeding through amateurish stiches done by a dying one-handed dwarf with no medical training#while one of the dwarves sat in the other corner carving bone into jewellery while seething with homicidal rage#We have no textiles industry; some of the dwarves are wandering around swathed in bone jewellery and crowns like morbid monarchs#But their clothes are tattered rags clinging to their heavily scarred flesh by threads#the mining team has to double as the militia because they've grown to crave violence for some reason - especially the medical staff#Can't wait for the elven diplomat to turn up and start bitching about the logging industry#Like look you cannibalistic fuck; these dwarves are a hairsbreadth away from descending into berserker-rage and slaughtering us all#I am not making them sleep in the dirt because you oppose me turning the odd tree into a bedframe or a barrel because we are ALWAYS#ALWAYS on the verge of running out of alcohol#...#Either this sounds insane or you know exactly what I'm talking about#I'm going to make a DnD session out of this methinks
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a-cha0tic-intr0v3rt · 3 months
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YA’LL I HAVEN’T LIKE POSTED IN FOREVER 💀
apologies for the lack of posts, i was busy on other projects, including a new original series based on zodiac signs (which i unfortunately won’t be posting here because i don’t feel comfortable sharing my ocs rn) plus i recently got a tvtropes account (yes, i do use tvtropes leave me alone) also i have some relatives coming over since i’m soon gonna have a trip to BOTH las vegas and los angeles
anyways have yet another “wE aRe GoInG tO bEaT yOu To DeAtH” meme, my last two did rlly well bc people somehow really liked it so here have an mp100 meme
this is gonna be the last of these memes im gonna make for now i promise
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juicedbeetle · 2 years
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today I offer you a meme, tomorrow who knows
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set-phasers-to-whump · 11 months
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whumptober 2023 masterpost!
day 1 - "how many fingers am i holding up?" - illya kuryakin
day 2 - thermometer - illya kuryakin
day 3 - broken - sakari nurmi
day 4 - shock - illya kuryakin
day 5 - "it's broken" - illya kuryakin
day 6 - "it should have been me" - gereon rath
day 7 - alleyway, radio silence, "can you hear me?" - john reese
day 8 - outnumbered - illya kuryakin
day 9 - shaking - illya kuryakin
day 10 - broken phone - shawn spencer
day 11 - animal trap - eddie diaz
day 12 - red - eddie diaz
day 13 - cold compress, "i don't feel so good" - eddie diaz
day 14 - water inhalation - illya kuryakin
day 15 - makeshift bandages - sakari nurmi
day 16 - brass knuckles - illya kuryakin
day 17 - "leave me alone" - illya kuryakin
day 18 - tortured for information, "hit them harder" - peter sutherland
day 19 - aftermath of failure - sonny carisi
day 20 - blanket, found family - milosz nowak
day 21 - "don't move" - shawn spencer
day 22 - glass shard - gereon rath
day 23 - shadows, "who's there?" - william murdoch
day 24 - examination - william murdoch
day 25 - storm - illya kuryakin
day 26 - seeing double, working to exhaustion, "you look awful" - sakari nurmi
day 27 - "let me see" - peter sutherland
day 28 - bloody knife - neal caffrey
day 29 - troubled past resurfacing - sakari nurmi
day 30 - borrowed clothing - sakari nurmi
day 31 - "take it easy" - john reese
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