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Customer: SAYING MY HUNGARIAN MOTHER SAID WHEN SHE SAW A PRETTY LADY DMV: SEXUAL; FANCY BIG/BAD ASS Verdict: DENIED

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we have failed to sufficiently sing the praises of seating tall enough that one's legs do not touch the ground

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If your response to the information "an alarming number of people simply cannot read well enough to function in the society that was built around them" is "wow I'm so much better than them" i think you need to kill yourself

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Macro photography of Slime Mold. Barry Webb.

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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

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we need everyone feminine to stop shaving the body hair we need pit hair on sabrina carpenter I want to see meg thee stallion’s leg hair we gotta stop with the no body hair circus

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we shouldn't save marriage but we should save divorce

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how does hard drive never fucking miss

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Out of Touch

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My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...

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when i tell you i had an aneurysm

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THEY'RE TAKING ME TO THE VET

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