snowshinobi
"wrapped in paper, tied with twine"
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snowshinobi 42 minutes ago
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Customer: SAYING聽MY聽HUNGARIAN聽MOTHER聽SAID聽WHEN聽SHE聽SAW聽A聽PRETTY聽LADY DMV: SEXUAL; FANCY BIG/BAD ASS Verdict: DENIED
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snowshinobi 3 hours ago
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we have failed to sufficiently sing the praises of seating tall enough that one's legs do not touch the ground
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snowshinobi 8 hours ago
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If your response to the information "an alarming number of people simply cannot read well enough to function in the society that was built around them" is "wow I'm so much better than them" i think you need to kill yourself
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snowshinobi 8 hours ago
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Macro photography of Slime Mold. Barry Webb.
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snowshinobi 8 hours ago
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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic
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snowshinobi 12 hours ago
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snowshinobi 12 hours ago
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snowshinobi 12 hours ago
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we need everyone feminine to stop shaving the body hair we need pit hair on sabrina carpenter I want to see meg thee stallion鈥檚 leg hair we gotta stop with the no body hair circus
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snowshinobi 12 hours ago
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we shouldn't save marriage but we should save divorce
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snowshinobi 12 hours ago
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how does hard drive never fucking miss
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snowshinobi 12 hours ago
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snowshinobi 1 day ago
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snowshinobi 1 day ago
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Out of Touch
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snowshinobi 1 day ago
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My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...
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snowshinobi 1 day ago
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when i tell you i had an aneurysm
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snowshinobi 1 day ago
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THEY'RE TAKING ME TO THE VET
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snowshinobi 1 day ago
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