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[t00hight0die]

Strawberries

summary: it’s safe to say you didn’t expect company when you snuck out for a picnic with Regulus, your relationship more forbidden than the forest itself.

content: the marauders basically being your older brothers after you grew up next door to the Potters, protective and angry James and Sirius, Sirius and Regulus still being on bad terms, fluff turned slight angst, short, food, teasing, mentions of Sirius and Regulus’ parents 

wc: 587 (just a little blurb)

“So you’ve never read Pride and Prejudice?” You asked, almost offended by your discovery.

“No. Do you happen to remember that my parents are blood supremacists who forbade me from reading muggle literature?” Regulus responded.

“Okay, maybe I forgot. Either way, this is unacceptable. Reggie, it appears we have found our next book to read.” You announced, picking up a strawberry that Regulus had been reaching for.

“Oi! I was gonna grab that one!” He exclaimed, trying to reach for the red fruit, only to have you pull your arm away from him.

“You snooze, you lose,” You said with a shake of your head.

However, right as you went to bite into the sweet berry, Regulus tackled you, his body hovering over yours and your wrists pinned against the picnic blanket laid on the grass.

Throughout being tackled, you somehow managed to continue your hold on the strawberry, refusing to yield to him.

“You could’ve just asked to split it and I would’ve done it, love,” You pointed out, cocking your eyebrow.

“Well, this is much more fun. Isn’t it?” Regulus’s voice dropped to a whisper, his face lowering closer and closer to yours.

“It is…” You breathed out, lifting your head up until Regulus’s lips were pressed against yours, his hair brushing against your forehead.

The blissful silence was broken by a loud shout.

“What the hell is this?!” Sirius yelled, causing the two sixteen-year-olds to quickly break apart, scrambling to opposite sides of the blanket with their eyes wide in horror, the strawberry long forgotten.

You opened your mouth to respond but faltered at the rage burning in Sirius’s eyes.

“What is it Padfo- what in Merlin’s name is going on here?!” James’s eyes fell upon the sight of Regulus and you, his big brother mode immediately activating.

All words of defense and explanation quickly disappeared from your tongue, unsure of how to respond to the obvious rage emitting from the two boys.

“James, Sirius, I… I can explain- we can explain, please-” You stuttered out, struggling to get any words out of your mouth as your panic set in.

“No. No, c’mon Y/N, we’re leaving,” James said, his voice as firm as his grip on your arm as he pulled you off of the blanket, glaring at Regulus and dragging you away from the Black brothers- one of which was frozen in horror, the other seething with rage.

“Y/N-!” Regulus called out, going to stand before falling back from a shove from Sirius.

“What the fuck, Regulus?!” Sirius exclaimed, “Why her? Out of every girl in this school, you chose the one who’s like a little sister to me- is it to get back at me for leaving?”

“It’s not that, Sirius- I…” Regulus faltered.

“What? Spit it out!”

“Listen, I… I really like Y/N- really like her. Please, I’m not doing this out of vengeance, Sirius. I wouldn’t even think about hurting Y/N! Siri… I’m not lying to you, I swear,” Regulus stuttered out, the childhood nickname accidentally slipping off his tongue, “It’s… real and I’ve never experienced anything like it before.”

“Godric… I just don’t…” Sirius paused, chewing on his lip, “I can’t do this right now.”

Sirius turned around for a moment, but turned to face his brother once more, “We aren’t done, Regulus. But this? This is.”

Regulus sat there speechless as his brother jogged to catch up to James and you, looking down to see the red strawberry sitting on the blanket, miraculously untouched.

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unhinged filth

MINORS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT

fred weasley x fem!afab!reader, professor lupin x fem!afab!reader, no use of y/n

not the actual title but seems fitting given the content. i was probably high out of my mind when i wrote this so i don't remember any of my process or what in the hell led me to writing this but have a fucking blast. it is extremely bizarre.

i actually majorly regret writing this but please lmk what you think of my insane high writing

warnings (READ): cursing, filth, porn with absolutely zero plot, pissing (again, i was very high and i apologize 😭 ), very much unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it #lesschanceofpregnancyandSTIs) (realistically she'd lowkey either get prego or get a major UTI), cum play if you look a little bit close (you probably don't need to at all actually), p-in-v, masturbation, fingering, making out, public sex, getting caught, student x teacher relations, reader is lowkey a two-timer but she slays ig????, all characters are 18+, reader is called a sl.t and wh.re multiple times (during sex), teasing, slight orgasm denial, super lame, super horny, super weird

i like to think im funny but now im just wondering what the fuck is wrong with me

SMUT BELOW THE CUT - MINORS DNI

moans echoed through the empty corridor, not a soul in sight besides the noise sources.

"oh fuck, fred,” you cried out. 

you were pressed against the cold stone of the wall, at the mercy of fred's mouth as it placed heavy kisses all along your neck and jaw. his fingers gravitated from where they previously rested underneath your skirt, his thumb teasing at your sensitive clit, making their way to undo the buttons of the school uniform that was now untucked and messy.

"barely touched you and you're already moaning," fred teased, a smirk on his face. 

as soon as your shirt was unbuttoned, fred pushed it open to reveal the pale blue bra that cupped your breasts' soft skin. his lips placed soft kisses from your jaw to just above your breasts, his hands massaging them through the lace of your bra. he took this moment to pause, glancing up as you, face red and hair messy, smiled down at him. he stood up to his full height, smirking as you looked up slightly to make eye contact with him. you gingerly reached a hand up to brush his long hair from his face, using this as leverage to pull fred down into a heated kiss. 

"jump," fred murmured against your lips, his voice sending tingles down your spine.

fred's hands had moved back to your ass, using it for support as he lifted you level with his hips once you jumped, your legs wrapped around his waist. as if by instinct, fred pushed his hips into yours, grinding against your core with moans escaping both at the sensation. 

you broke the kiss, pressing your head against the wall with your eyes squeezed shut in pleasure. fred's eyes trailed across your flushed face and down, groaning at the sight of your heaving breasts. his eyes caught sight of the clasp on the front of your bra, hands automatically reaching up and unhooking it, revealing your breasts to fred. his cold fingers brushed over your nipple, releasing another moan from your swollen lips.

“please, fred, fuck me,” you begged, reaching for fred’s shoulder to support yourself.

fred grinned, unzipping his pants and pulling out his cock as he placed a sweet kiss on your lips.

“gonna make you feel so good,” fred muttered as he pushed your panties to the side and gently slid his cock in.

"shit, freddie," you panted out. 

your lips reconnected in a messy kiss as fred's cock pounded into you, the darkened corridor filled with the lewd sounds of fred sliding in and out of your dripping cunt. his thumb found your clit once more, teasing you with one hand as the other held you up with a tight grip on your ass.

"you make me feel so good, freddie," you moaned out.

"i bet you've never had anyone fuck you as good as i do, huh sweetheart?" freddie grunted, his voice strained as your cunt tightened around him.

"no- oh godric- no, nobody can fuck me like you, freddie," you whimpered, the feeling of his cock filling you and his fingers teasing your clit overwhelmed you.

"gonna cum, darling?" freddie asked, his own moans escaping him as your pussy clenched around him.

a weak hum answered his question, you were almost too fucked out to respond.

fred stopped his thrusts, causing your eyes to snap open to meet his as a whine escaped your pouted lips.

"i need a better answer from you, honey. tell me with your words."

"please, freddie, fuck me- i need to cum for you," you pleaded, your whines echoing through the corridor.

"good girl." fred murmured as he picked up his thrusts once more, feeling himself approaching his climax alongside you.

as you got closer and closer to cumming, your moans only became louder, the sweet, sweet sounds of your pleasure growing in volume with each thrust.

"careful baby, someone might hear and then neither of us will get to cum." fred warned, a small smirk crossing his face when you immediately quieted down.

it only took a few more thrusts before you were quietly moaning fred's name, burying your head in his shoulder as you hit your peak, about to fall down into your climax.

"freddie, i'm gonna cum, please- don't stop," you begged, your voice muffled by the sweater he was wearing.

"me too, baby, come on, i've got you," fred whispered, his voice faltering as your orgasm hit you in a flurry of moans, arched backs, clenching walls and fingernails digging into fred's shoulders. 

mere seconds after you came, fred's orgasm followed, his cock releasing hot cum into your pussy. the sensation had your back arching even further off of the wall.

"freddie-" you moaned out weakly, almost too fucked out to think.

"you did so good princess," fred murmured, brushing the hair out of your face and placing delicate kissing on your face and lips.

your lips locked again, only this time more gentle as you shuddered with every movement fred's cock made in your pussy, still sensitive to every movement.

the sound of someone clearing their throat had the two of you frozen in terror. both of you were in a less than ideal situation, you having your breasts completely exposed to the cool fall air as fred's cum dripped down your thighs and fred with his cock buried in your warm cunt, pants undoubtedly soaked evidence of your actions from minutes before.

you both disconnected lips, slowly turning to face the person who had caught you.

professor lupin. 

"sir-!" you began, only to be interrupted by the man.

"i'm going to give you both thirty seconds to get yourselves remotely presentable before i begin talking." remus said calmly.

he stood there as fred pulled out of your aching cunt, a blush coating your cheeks as you whimpered from the loss. the dark being his cover, remus couldn't help as his eyes trailed down to your thighs where a mixture of both of your cum and fred's slid down your gorgeous legs, his gaze moving back up to where you were frantically reclasping your bra, not before he caught a long glimpse of your pillowy breasts. 

much to his chagrin, remus could feel a hard-on growing within his pants at the sight of your disheveled and sensual appearance. 

once you and fred were both semi-decent, or as much as you could be given the situation, you both turned to Remus expecting to be yelled at.

much to your relief, it was not what happened.

"i'm not going to yell at you two, despite the fact that i definitely should, but i am going to talk to you. individually."

it was somehow decided that you would talk with the professor right after this and fred would talk with Remus tomorrow, which is what led you to where you were now, walking to remus' classroom.

"have a seat," Remus said, motioning to the desks in front of his desk.

you nodded, moving to sit in the one closest to him.

"professor?"

"yes?"

"please don't tell the headmaster. i'll do anything, i can't have this getting back to my parents." you begged, desperate to not get in trouble.

"anything?" remus asked, his voice low.

you flushed at the insinuation, but agreeing nonetheless. 

"anything." you said firmly.

"i want you to sit on the top of that desk, pull off your panties, and fuck your cum-stuffed cunt with your own fingers." remus ordered.

your lips parted, both in disbelief and in incredible arousal.

slowly, you stood up, turning so your backside faced professor lupin, and pulled down your panties, tossing them to the professor, who caught them with ease. 

he watched as the cum that was held back only by the thin fabric of your baby blue panties began to leak out of your cunt. he groaned to himself, his eyes locked on your body as you lifted yourself onto the desk, spread your legs, and thrust a finger into yourself. and then slowly added another one, and then another one.

while you gradually inserted your fingers into your leaking cunt, the sight making his pupils blown with lust, he palmed at his erection, nose buried in the scent of your cunt lingering on your panties. as time dragged on, he took his erection out of his boxers and walked over to your moaning figure. 

"good godric, you're such a naughty girl. fucking fred weasley's cum into you as you put on a show for your teacher? never knew you to be a filthy fucking slut." remus groaned out, his fist pumping at his erection.

you couldn't help the moan that escaped your lips at his lewd words, the way they turned you on beyond belief astounded you as remus merely smirked. 

"i bet you'd love it if i shot my cum all of your body, you nasty girl. hell, you're too cock-drunk to even care if someone pissed on you," remus mocked, laughing when you moaned loudly at his suggestions, "oh, so you do want someone to cum all over your pretty little body- or do you want to be pissed on like a dirty little whore."

"oh, fuck professor- please," you begged.

"please what? cum on you? piss on you? or do you want both?" 

"both- please professor, i promise i'll be good!"

"such a slut." remus muttered, a grin sneaking onto his face as he prepared himself to release all over you, your mainly discarded clothes, and the desk you were sitting on.

despite knowing it would happen, it still caught you off guard when you felt warm liquid hitting your pussy, then your stomach, then your tits, and then everywhere. it hit you that, right now, professor remus lupin was pissing all over you while watching you fuck yourself. it turned you on more than anything in the world.

he moved closer, the stream of liquid coming from his tip hitting your clit harshly as you moaned. 

"you like it when i piss all over you?" nod. "such a fucking slut. getting turned on by being pissed on. whose slut are you?"

"yours! i'm your slut, sir!" you cried out, thrusting your fingers faster as Remus jerked himself to the edge.

"sir, i'm gonna cum," you cried out, your fingers tracing circles over your clit.

"me too- oh godric, i need to be inside of you," remus muttered, moving your fingers and lining his cock up with your entrance.

"please, sir, don't tease me-" you begged the older man, your words cut short when he thrusted inside of you, pushing fred's cum deeper as he fucked you with no remorse, only caring to bring himself and you to your climaxes.

his hips stuttered as he shot his cum inside you, rubbing your clit until your eyes rolled back into your head and you came all over his cock. 

"fuck."

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that’s between me and my delusions

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the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

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in the locker room

18+ (MINORS DNI)

james gets a little thank you for helping a figure skater after a failed trick.

warnings/contains: bj, cursing, minx!reader (?), james and reader get caught, shitty writing, first piece of work after a long slump, silly movie reference, pretty much it

pairing: hockey player!james potter x fem!figure skater!reader

'she' is used once and only other description is having hair long enough to be in a ponytail

wc: 371 (little blurb)

James groaned, the feeling of your warm mouth around his cock making him shudder. He glanced at you as you sat on your knees on the locker room floor, skates on the floor next to you and your hair held in a ponytail by James’s hand.

As he felt himself get closer to release, James used the hand he had in your hair to push you down to the base of his cock, loosening his grip to allow you to bob your head up and down. Paying extra attention to the tip, you moved your hand to wrap around his cock, stroking what wasn’t in your mouth.

The sounds of your hand moving up and down James’s saliva-covered cock and his moans echoed through the locker room, soon joined by the chatter of James’s teammates, Sirius and Remus. Their conversation, however, quickly stopped as they got close enough to see what James was doing.

A bright red flush covered James’s entire body, embarrassment flooding his brain as he realized he was only wearing the upper half of his hockey gear. Despite the less than ideal situation, you were determined to not stop until James had reached his climax, which both you and James knew would be soon. This only prompted you to pump your hand faster and wrap your lips tighter around the head of his cock.

“Whatchya up to Jamie boy?” Sirius asked in a teasing voice, a smirk crossing his lips.

“T-three guesses,” James stuttered out, his words interrupted by a moan as he came into your mouth.

You lifted your mouth off his cock with a pop, the sound echoing through the near-silent locker room as you stood up and swallowed his cum. You picked up your skates and, with a deviant smirk, pressed a kiss on James’s red cheek.

“Thanks for your help, James,” You said, gently dragging your nails against James’s sensitive cock as the boys in the locker room seemed to stare in amazement.

“Anytime…” He murmured in response, his eyes following you as you walked out of the locker room.

“Swallowed like a fucking champ, didn’t she, Prongsie?” Remus commented, still facing the door you had exited from moments ago.

“You have no fucking idea.”