#shake-o

[beebsops]

POV: I (GORDON FREEMAN) AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH <3<3<3

art by shakekoujou

[littleeyesofpallas]

HITOMI-sensei no Hokenshitsu[ヒトミ先生の保健室]

aka Nurse-Teacher Hitomi's Infirmary

[pittipedia]

'McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries' by Noah Verrier (2022) Artist Website: https://www.noahverrier.com/

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

got a worm nibbling my brain. can someone help me find a piece of obscure media?

webcomic/indie comic from the 2010s. basically a sci-fi short story about a young girl (with red hair?) who was being raised by scientists as part of an experiment. she receives a haircut/has her head shaved, in preparation for her annual brain scan/testing. it is revealed that while her body is human, her "brain" is artificial, made of computer implants throughout her skull and spine. at some point her biological mother (also a scientist on the same campus?) encounters her and is repulsed, viewing her as a machine who has murdered her daughter.

it was very poignant and it bruised my heart and i can NOT find it anywhere

[nicemangapanelsandorcharadesign]

[triona-tribblescore]

Anxiety

[cozylittleartblog]

400% sure he would love steven universe

[dailyinkk]

DAY 8!!!! whatever this is

[emmcfrxst]

Ack, probably missed you being drunk and horny 😜 but a mutual masturbation ficlet with f!reader and Arthur?

Arthur doesn’t think he’s gonna last.

Screw that, Arthur knows he’s not gonna last.

You look like you came right out of a painting; pretty lips parted in a series of moans, back arching off the plush hotel mattress, skin shimmering under the moonlight with a mix of sweat and arousal. Your thighs are spread obscenely wide, leaving room for Arthur to curl his fingers inside you, thumb drawing tight little circles over your clit. He can feel your body trembling from the pleasure his touch brings you, his own hips bucking into your hand, breath leaving already empty lungs when your thumb slides over his tip on the way up. He chooses to retaliate, free hand sliding up your body to gently pinch one of your nipples, making you cry out in a way that has him ache with desire. Your thighs shake as your orgasm washes over you, soaking Arthur’s fingers.

No, Arthur might not last.

But he’ll be damned if you don’t come at least twice before he does.

[lorelune]

alpha jing yuan and semi-neglected omega reader who is soooo sensitive to pheromones. jing yuan loves to scent you, even the casual press of his wrist into yours makes your breath hitch. he loves leaving you courting gifts, despite you not knowing how to reciprocate. you're not too attuned to the ways jing yuan is slowly but surely staking his claim on you. (a jacket he has tailored for you, a set of carnation-shaped earrings he commissioned, even a plush lion that he just knows you'll keep in your nest.) your scent is so often mingled with his, that on more than one occasion, passerbys and coworkers thought you two were mated, before seeing your neck unblemished.

jing yuan is methodical about it. you're skittish, so unused to the company of an attentive alpha. he doesn't want to scare you off. rather, he'd like to coax you closer. he's happy to take his time and wait as you need. the first time you truly relax in front in from of him, curled up on silk pillows for an afternoon nap in his garden, your scent truly blooms. he covets the moment, though stays careful.

so, perhaps, when you ween of your suppressants for a very necessary, long overdue heat cycle, you'll call him, and no one else.

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I saw that there will be a QSMP event on the 24th, right? Some people messaged me asking if… if I would participate, and what I have to say is: we will see on the 24th. I'm not going to say anything else. Because you know how I am, if I start to talk here, no matter how much I try not to talk, in 10 seconds I'm going to say more than I should, you know?

[Reading a Chat message] “Since when can the dead participate in an event?” WHAT?! WHAT?! [Reading chat] "Ghost Pac." [He makes a doubtful expression] What are you trying to say here? What are you trying to say here???

It’s ok, ok, alright, alright, alright, it’s ok! I'll talk since you won't drop it, ok, fine, here's the thing: Felps– Felps appeared and... resurrected me. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, it has nothing to do with that, it has nothing to do with that, I'm… [Laughs]

(BIG thank you to sebbs12 for the translation help!)

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Pac: I saw that there will be a QSMP event on the 24th, right? Some people messaged me asking if… if I would participate, and what I have to say is: we will see on the 24th. That's all I'm going to say, that's what I'll say. We'll see on the 24th, we'll see on the 24th.

And that's it, that's all I'm going to say, that's all I'm going to say, that's it! What I'm going to say– I'm not going to say anything else. Because you know how I am, if I start to talk here, no matter how much I try not to talk, in 10 seconds I'm going to say more than I should, you know? We'll have to see on the 24th. That's what I'm going to say, that's all I'm going to say, I can't say more than that. I'll leave it at that, yeah… We'll see, we'll see, on the 24th, on the 24th, on the 24th. You will have to wait.

[Reading a Chat message] “Since when can the dead participate in an event?” WHAT?! WHAT?! [Reading chat] "Ghost Pac." [He makes a doubtful expression] What are you trying to say here? What are you trying to say here?

Anyways, write it down on your calendar, mark your calendars guys, the 24th is the QSMP event. It’s ok, ok, alright, alright, alright, it’s ok! I'll talk since you won't drop it, ok, fine, here's the thing: Felps– Felps appeared and... resurrected me.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding, it has nothing to do with that, it has nothing to do with that, I'm… [Laughs] Oh, don't watch, because later you're going to clip this and put it on Twitter, it will be taken out of context, the whole world will think it's true– I'm kidding! I’m joking about the Felps business.

On the 24th, the QSMP event, we'll see how it goes, we’ll see what happen, ok?

[He reads chat and laughs] "You're crazy, bro" you guys are crazy too. Ay, ay...

[alexthesillybilly]

hey guys new fic concept

[viesanterieures]

[simplyender]

just some gifs of spot making his own solar (spotlar?) flares

[danikatze]

[ID in alt text]

Today´s news of the animated M9 series gave me the motivation to finish colouring this drawing (which I posted a year ago after trying and failing to colour it, and settling for monochrome shading lol)

[madame-mongoose]

im not playin about the milkshake btw