#zombie rambles

[zombiedeers]

I can't even lie I'm such a big fan of the Anti-Pines family

Not just Anti-Mabel, either, as much as I love that evil little shit, but we have brief descriptions of all 4 of the Anti-Pines twins from the Shmeb-You-Unlocked site!!!! I need to doodle them all at some point

If you don't know uhhh

Anti-Dipper is an "incorrigible flirt"

Anti-Stan is a "charity obsessed hippie"

Anti-Ford is a "wannabe YouTube star/part-time DJ"

Anti-Waddles is "the first pig to ever go to prison for armed robbery"

Anti-Soos is a "Forbes Billionaire"

I don't think I've seen art of any of them besides Anti-Mabel, I should search for some though

[hellavatorr]

are you a sub, switch or dom?

yes.

i guess I’m a switch vers by definition but mainly whatever my husband wants me to be (service forcedmasc man)

[zombieboy07]

I would like to introduce y’all to the newest addition to the spider-verse. His name is Spider Gyatt and because my friend was being weirdly transphobic and insinuating that he was a woman because he had giant tits and a small waist so he is trans.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[zombiequeen1]

ok so this is not my usual mo, (my mo being jeffmads art, out of the approximately 5 posts i have made) but i just wanted to say that the latest page for the glass scientists is actually insane?? the only thing is i literally just finished chapter 11 (😳) so i’m not even caught up, but after seeing the new page i am filled with the overwhelming urge to read the next 4 chapters at ludicrous speed before next monday. also if anyone who reads this actually likes tgs, please be my friend 🥺

[suiana]

yandere! boyfriend who becomes yandere! ex zombie boyfriend after a fight you had with him. you don't even remember what you were fighting about, just that you never wanted to see him or his sorry ass ever again.

unfortunately, a few months after your breakup, you saw him again. only this time, he was a zombie.

"raa..."

your zombie ex relishes in the familiarity of you. your scent, your eyes, hell, even just your familiar presence... fuck he wanted you so bad. he still doesn't understand why you left him. was it because he kept threatening to turn into a zombie if you talked to another person? probably.

he growls lowly, stalking closer towards you before you grunt in disbelief.

"i told you i never wanted to see you again! are you stalking me even when you're dead?" you accuse, holding up your weapon before you turn around and start stomping off angrily.

but yes, yes he was stalking you. even as a zombie, some habits just die hard, you know?

"begone! i don't even want to be in your presence!"

oh no, he couldn't allow that, could he?

"grah!"

"oi!"

you don't even know what happened until you felt your back against the cold ground. you couldn't believe it. your ex boyfriend now zombie had tackled you down, his slob getting all over you as he nuzzles into your neck.

"get off ya stinky!"

"grr..."

"stop growling! you're not an animal!"

"nh..."

well, it seems like your ex still obeys you somewhat. maybe you could try and-

"baby, if you get off me i'll give you a kiss?"

"liar..."

what the hell he can talk?!

"l-love you... so much... sex? can we... sex?"

"what the fuck?"

[zombiedeers]

It depends actually! (but only slightly)

Are you referring to the version of the song which is actually Heartaches by Sid Phillips and his Melodians with Al Bowlly singing the lyrics which was released in 1931?

OR are you referring to the distorted versions of Heartaches used in the album called Everywhere At The End Of Time by The Caretaker, where it's actually called It's Just A Burning Memory, which was made in 2016?

They're pretty similar either way, the first one I mentioned being considered a type of early jazz, the second being considered ambient for it's genre, but it'd specifically ambient music that samples jazz, because it quite literally does

So, it's basically a form of jazz either way, albeit an early jazz or a distorted and ambient early jazz depending on which you're referring to

Pelo saying Ignacio would like classical music just makes me associate him with "It's Just A Burning Memory" (haha even the name is fitting)

Which I know in itself isn't actually a classical song, but it has that vibe to it

(I tried to look up what genre/era this song is trying to replicate but I haven't really had any success, as all the places I look say the genre is "dark/ambient," etc.

So if anyone knows music could you please help me out here? 😭🙏🏾)

[heart-freak]

we do Hermitcraft here

I tried to tag everyone, it will not let me..

[mochiwrites]

y’know what’s insane to think about with cleo winning? how cheerful they were. scott died and cleo was laughing in disbelief but then she just sing-songed and skipped over to a creeper and let it kill her. and there’s something they said that just ?? is sticking with me.

“no it’s how you want it to work!”

besides scott, we’ve never truly seen another else defy the watchers so… loudly like that. and I think there’s something amazing and beautiful about how differently cleo reacts to winning than the other winners. in the previous five games, our winners have always had this air of disparity around them in one form or another.

but not cleo. no, I’d even go as far as to say that cleo is excited that she won. there is no sadness. no heaviness around her (and maybe part of that is they didn’t keep themself alive long enough to feel it. maybe jogging up to that creeper was a way of saving herself from that pain. she’s outlived allies before. but this? living in an empty world? no… that’s something else entirely. that’s a pain she didn’t want to confront).

it’s so, so, interesting to me

[twilightcitysky]

Whooooo okay, so. Thoughts.

You can get a lot done in 90 mins. Many books are made into 90 minute movies.

(Season 2 was 6 episodes... but maybe 90 minutes of it total was actually *necessary*.)

Think about what we've learned. Neil wasn't the person we thought he was, and it showed in his treatment of a story we all love. He said himself that he gave fans what they wanted (in terms of the kiss), but we "wouldn't like it." His ego thrived on manipulating, ridiculing and generally stirring up the fan base. The more upset and vulnerable we were, the more satisfied he felt. What do you think, then, was in store for us in his Season 3? Do you think his scripts would have left us feeling satisfied, even if we got the cottage ending?

The new producer doesn't know GO, but the cast and crew love this world and love the story. I'm going to choose to trust that a group of people that overall has been so united and wonderful, so very much on the same page in terms of this love story, will see things through. And I'm excited for an ending that truly is for us... because let's face it, we almost didn't get an ending at all. A TV show that gets rocked in this fashion generally does one of two things: cuts ties and continues if there's enough financial incentive to do so (think House of Cards, Rick and Morty-- both of which are/were MUCH bigger and more profitable than GO), or cancels. Considering how long it took to greenlight S3 and Mickey's "We did the impossible" post on X, I'm sure Amazon was on the verge of pulling the plug. (I'm not going to talk about my opinion on the ethics of these decisions. I'm just saying it's reality. Corporations care about their bottom line and their optics.)

It'll be okay. Let's be optimistic. Neil is gone, the story will continue, and they're doing it for us.

(Last thought: remember that-- in a different reality where Neil Gaiman actually is the person we thought he was-- we might not have gotten anything more satisfying in terms of the A/C love story. Neil doesn't think "settled relationships" are good television. He wouldn't let them lay a finger on each other until the very last episode, I guarantee it.)

(Also, this is the guy who decided that "Crowley lives in his car and Aziraphale doesn't know or doesn't care" made any kind of fucking sense; no, I'm not over it yet.)

[zombiedeers]

How unhinged are we talking Grim.. are we talking about grabbing his friend by the shoulders and shaking them violently while rambling about something he enjoys type unhinged?

OR inventing crazy shit and making his friends try it and sometimes someone gets hurt in the process on accident

Ykw I think Streber's a bit unhinged,, a bit goofy,, Let him be an unhinged weirdo

[cheebuss]

my l4d faves on the same canvas as god intended

[zombiedeers]

For the Anti-Pines, how does the Bill and Ford dynamic work?

How's this answer your question

So, to go more in-depth actually-

Anti-Bill doesn't exactly care for the Pines and being around them much, but it's... basically his JOB to go around "motivating" people in their sleep, particularly in Gravity Falls, so he doesn't have much choice

And Anti-Ford, he doesn't have low self-esteem or issue with his polydactyly or anything, actually loving himself and liking his appearance! So the "motivation" really doesn't do anything but confuse him

Ford doesn't even know Bill's name really lol

[upsidedownsmore]

thinking about how people in present day warframe percieve the infestation versus people in warframe 1999

like in present day the infestation has been around for who knows how long, though of course it's gotten worse of late due to the actions of dr. tengus

however, for the people of 1999 this is probably the first time anyone has ever encountered this threat, and even to us it looks even crazier than usual cause it's interfacing with all this old 90s tech. like there's the existential horror of a space zombie virus that has been festering around for centuries, but then there's the true horror of having your entire society uppended by techrot out of nowhere. techrot with a boyband as its face of all things. and of course the fear of getting caught in the scaldra's crossfire

i hope we get to meet some regular citizens in 1999 just to further explore their reactions to all of this, really drive home this new perspective on the infestation we've otherwise become very accustomed to

[bizlybebo]

it’ll be 2030 and i’ll still be opening ao3 posting dsmp fic btw. the world may forget but i won’t let it. i’ve silenced my fears of this fandom dying by simply deciding to Become the fandom if it ever gets too small. i will be dragged out of this shitty minecraft role play kicking and screaming because you Cannot stop me.

[zombiedeers]

EMBREE... THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I THANK YOU FOR IT......

Rick deserves everybody and anybody <33333

Also for Rick x Skiddad, I suggest DeadTired !!! (Because of the phrase, well, dead tired, and also the implication of Skiddad possibly being dead and a ghost)

With lots of encouragement from a pal of mine by the name of @tontalunar, I present to you....

RICK X LITERALLY EVERY SPOOKYMONTH CHARACTER EVER!!!!!!!

Some already existed, and most were created. You may thank me later, friends and enemies!

(Btw this is mostly a joke, I just thought it would be funny to get with some friends and come up with shipnames for all the characters in sm, if I'm missing any let me know and if you got ideas for skiddad and oogabooga it's highly appreciated!!)

[suiana]

(yandere! zombie x gn! survivor reader) (im such a youtube shorts kid bruh this idea came to me because of a video i watched)

did you know that zombies retain their habits from when they were humans?

well you sure as hell do now, because why is your annoying neighbour still following you around?? he's literally fucking rotting???

"shoo! go away!"

you hiss at him, shooting a rubber band at him before quickly climbing up a tree. phew, you wouldn't be bothered by him from here. it's been like this for a few days now, your undead neighbour following you around as you did your best to survive in this ruined world.

you never really liked him, your neighbour that is. he's always been that one weird guy that keeps annoying you ever since he moved in. constantly knocking on your door and asking to have meals together, to getting to and from work at the same times as you... you're so sure that he was stalking you. how could it ever be a coincidence that he just somehow knew when you were going out and coming back from work?

but now you wouldn't ever know and it's not like you wanted to know anyway. ignorance is bliss after all. oh! he's also very stubborn and it's quite apparent in his zombie form.

"bweh."

"go away!"

the zombie hits at the tree you were sitting down on as he looks up at you with what seemed to be puppydog eyes. you could only grimace at the sight before checking through your supplies. shit, you're running out of stuff.

"ugh... i'll need to scavenge for food-"

"guh!"

you raise an eyebrow at your undead admirer before humming. right, you suppose it isn't that bad that you have him around... he gives you stuff that's useful and scares away other mobs (you think he eats them if they get too close to you). you would've actually coddled him like a dog if he wasn't trying to get into your pants or kiss you every second.

"thanks."

you lean forward and snatch the bad of chips from his rotting hands before stuffing it into your bag. mn, you could probably have that for your lunch and dinner tomorrow.

"let's see... i need to find a good place to sleep tonight."

"bwa! buh beh!"

your zombie immediately starts scratching at the tree bark before jutting his lower lip. huh...

"no, i'm not sleeping in your apartment."

"gah!"

you think you're starting to understand zombie language because why are you holding full on conversations with him??

"don't give me that face. you know our apartment complex is riddled with zombies. i don't want to be turned."

"kh... gur! rh..."

"you think i'm trusting you? i swear i saw our old neighbour lurking around there and he was an olympic sprinter."

you shake your finger at the zombie before sighing softly. why did this apocalypse have to happen? things were going great for you before this. you just had a raise and you were so close to landing a date with your hot boss!

if you didn't know any better you'd have thought that your little zombie admirer was the one who kickstarted this zombie apocalypse because of his jealousy. what did he work as before he turned? a scientist?

"tn... jhn... ngh..."

"don't act all sassy with me right now. it's not like i want to sleep in your place to begin with. you'd probably lock me in there with you and i'd be trapped."

"bah!"

rolling your eyes at the sassy undead man, you rest against the trunk of the tree and shut your eyes. might as well get some rest before setting off again.

"i'm going to rest now. help me keep an eye out."

"kah kah. jah?"

"no, i won't kiss you. and no, i most certainly won't reward you with myself. you're rotting, damnit! how many times do i have to tell you that?"

"ui..."

what in the sassy zombie apocalypse have you gotten yourself into?