#the anti pines

[zombiedeers]

I can't even lie I'm such a big fan of the Anti-Pines family

Not just Anti-Mabel, either, as much as I love that evil little shit, but we have brief descriptions of all 4 of the Anti-Pines twins from the Shmeb-You-Unlocked site!!!! I need to doodle them all at some point

If you don't know uhhh

Anti-Dipper is an "incorrigible flirt"

Anti-Stan is a "charity obsessed hippie"

Anti-Ford is a "wannabe YouTube star/part-time DJ"

Anti-Waddles is "the first pig to ever go to prison for armed robbery"

Anti-Soos is a "Forbes Billionaire"

I don't think I've seen art of any of them besides Anti-Mabel, I should search for some though

[thora-otg-xp]

Have more robot shanklin as a treat

[wormspoodle]

posting stuff i haven't posted here before the year ends or something

[bobauthorman]

Schmeb You Unlocked pages

Scans of images from the Schmeb You Unlocked pages. Sorry about the black line intersecting them, as on the website itself the image were fractured, and I had to reconnect them.

[seleneprince]

Unpopular opinion #2

Severus wasn't in love with Lily.

He had an unhealthy emotional attachment towards her because she was his first friend, the first person ever to be nice to him and whom he could trust. There isn't a single paragraph or sentence in the canon material that implies his feelings for her were romantic, beyond the patronus thing, and that doesn't necessarily mean it was romantic.

She was his best friend, they grew up together, and Severus' life outside of her was miserable (abusive parents, bullying, bigoted housemates, the death eater cause grooming him), so it makes perfect sense he thinks of her to cast a patronus. His only happy memories were probably with her.

She was his family, his anchor, and I dare to say, his sister. And when she died because of the prophecy he overheard, he felt like he killed her himself. He condemned the only person who ever cared about him.

That's why I can't stand the common interpretation of Snape as this lovesick/simp/obsessed stalker in memes and fanon stuff. He literally said it himself, in the books:

"I thought we were friends? Best friends?"

He didn't sound disappointed, or sad, or bothered. He was stating the truth of what he felt. He wanted Lily as his friend, nothing more. And like any normal person, he was broken when he lost her.

[mumatsi]

Now we are getting to the good parts...

Fiddleford revealed!

[girlboss-marv]

Hey.

[italictext]

Drew Anti-Bill with Anti-Mabel!! Anti-Bill is so cool I love him

[kuramirocket]

Everyone out here moving on to Billford, but not me. I am staying true to Billdip.

Plus, Billford just doesn't catch my interest, personally.

BILLDIP NATION WHERE YOU AT?!

[geat-26]

Fanart of the designe of Anti-Stan of @zombiedeers with a punk Fiddleford bc I love them both <3

gonna say it again I want to hug this man

[zombiedeers]

HEY HERE'S A WIP

Remember Anti-Mabel from DDI in the comics? And how I made a post about her recently and mentioned the other Anti-Pines? WELLLLL we have brief descriptions of the rest of the Anti-Pines canonly (which I also mentioned), so, I'm making my own designs for them lolol

List of the Anti-Pines and their official descriptions below cut

[tinfoil-jones]

Jerk Ford AU: Rumour Mill

Jerk Ford's only confirmed ally in the multiverse is the Anti-Ford. Any further rumours that they are friends, or that he has other allies that can considered friends, are nothing but unfounded nonsense.

The individuals named in these rumours include:

S, the Archivist from The Great Archive had been investigating Jerk Ford after he infected a different galactic archive, one belonging to a textile company, with a virus that changed every third noun to the word "d*ck", as retribution for the company continuing to email him ten years after he'd bought a coat from them. Jerk Ford may or may not have thrown him off of a roof, and there might have been a following rooftop chase, but nothing came from that. This incident happened around fifteen years after Jerk Ford fell through his portal.

[People who know him as Samuel

People who know him as ???

Imagine "the boiled one"]

"Watchdog" Ford-419"3 also known by a myriad of nicknames by Jerk Ford such as "John McClane", "Clearance Rack Jason Todd" and "The Ford Punisher" had considered killing Jerk Ford once, around twenty years after Jerk Ford fell through his portal, but Watchdog had more important tasks at hand than entertaining some mostly-harmless cosmic nuisance.

[Jerk Ford is the figure on the left and Watchdog Ford is the figure on the right]

Their dynamic of mutual disrespect never changed.

Further rumours about all four of these men (?) regularly meeting up at O'Sadleys to drink together is also nonsense.

[S: 'Oh my God, he's gonna kill me'

Watchdog Ford: *does not care*

Watchdog Ford: 'Oh my God, he's gonna kill me.'

S: *does not care*]

An oddly specific story has cropped up about S being an alien shapeshifter who was forced into a smaller, infantile form after an incident at said bar, where he then had to be taken care of like a baby by Watchdog Ford's brother Lee-77/H. And he reportedly stayed that way until Jerk Ford, who is an absolute lightweight who can get trashed after two beers, recovered and could formulate a regeneration cure.

[Jerk Ford and Anti Ford: *Drunk*

S: This is not how you hold an infant-

Watchdog Ford: Help us.]

And while all of this was happening, Watchdog Ford had to take S's place at The Great Archive where all of the other Archivists assumed he was just S going through another identity crisis and taking a different human form.

And the Anti-Ford was babysitting the drunk and/or hungover Jerk Ford, swearing that he would never let him drink another Long Island Iced Tea ever again.

This story is so outlandish, especially the ending where S is still treated like a child by Lee who goes so far as to make him bug-themed lunches with cute little notes, that truly it can't be believed by anyone with an iota of sense.

[Kids bento]

It's important you do yourself a favour and don't believe everything you hear.

[Art and S The Archivist by @tearosepedall]

[Watchdog Ford and Lee-77/H by @nowimjustastranger]

[icantbotherwithusernames]

You know I just realize that Evil/Henchmanic Ford au is kind of similar to Chaotic neutral Mabel. So how do you think Chaotic neutral Mabel would react to Evil/Henchmaniac Ford?

Also another question, how would Chaotic neutral Mabel would react to Cannon Mabel?

Anyway I hope you have a nice day

in regards to the second question: here's an event that very much could've happened considering the timeline difference between the canon and my au:

in terms of the first question, it depends on what type of henchmaniac Ford au we're going for. for the sake of the ask, i'll choose the type where 30 y.o. Ford learned Bill's plans and decided to join him (in whichever way)

[piness-rhombus]

I love Anti gravity fallssss

Based on Stanchurian candidate except they're besties again

[pastelgeist]

ok last one i promise

based on an undertale papyton comic i can't find (anyone have it?)

[chatdae]

Stan and Ford being off the internet on their sailing trip works out for both of them. For Ford, it lets him avoid new technology and enjoy his old study methods of physical books & journals. For Stan, it means he and his brother can more easily put off resolving the whole fake ID thing.

I imagine they have to get very creative when authorities ask for proof of identity...

I also imagine that, upon discovering online databases (and the sheer amount of scholarly research they hold), Ford goes absolutely WILD