#I AM. SO EXCITED.

[idsaysomeslormponthat]

Luke Hemmings for Rolling Stone

"Shakes" out now! 🩵

[cinnamonsly]

mmmay or may not be putting together a heart cosplay. i’ll keep y’all updated ……

[toziers]

wandered around target until its magic eventually got to me

[papayafiles]

as a first-year f1 fan i thought abu dhabi 23 was a perfectly enjoyable race so i was confused why everyone was complaining that it was boring/underwhelming but then i remembered that abu dhabi 22 was seb's last race before his retirement so it was abu dhabi (*emotional* edition) and abu dhabi 21 was. well.

abu dhabi 21 was abu dhabi (CHAOS edition)

[sureihsan-arc]

who: @alarakaplan​​ what: reunited and it feels so BAD where: some street corner or sumn

he was immersed in the world again. forced out of the mental plane by the sun’s cruel glare, forcing consciousness upon him, forcing himself back in his body. a body he did not long to be in. disconnected from it, limbs moving without his permission, forever detached from his mind...  his body did exactly what he did not wish to do: it stood up and cracked its back with all the subtlety of a male peacock. he glanced towards the little camp he had set up -- two dollars left in his ‘tip’ jar, painting stolen. well, $2 while alive is worth more than whatever the fuck picasso made when he was still alive. just about to pick up his utensils and move elsewhere -- a different corner, perhaps -- he caught sight of a certain someone who made him stop dead in his tracks. and only two people would ever be capable of that. only two people would ever bring such a flurry of emotion to ihsan, pierce the mask that he had become. his chest filled with rage... rage and grief and longing and confusion. confusion over rage and grief and longing. oh, but best to ignore it ! “ you’ve got to be fucking kidding me. ” rubbing a hand over his face, the other dropping the utensils he was preparing to move ( however distant it felt, for this body was nothing more than a mere vessel ), he charged towards that shamefully familiar figure before she could charge towards him first -- hell, hopefully before she had had the chance to see him. “ don’t tell me you’re fucking back in chicago. this isn’t your fucking place, brutus. ”  snapping his head up to the sky, addressing the big man upstairs... or whatever he should be talking to, he threw his hands out in gesture to her and called, “ actually, all things that are fucking holy, let me be talking to thin air ! ”  but she was real -- his mind, however sideways it could create the world, registered her as there. and it had become talented at distinguishing the real vs. the fake. and the confusion within it was not the confusion he was so familiar with, so content with. 

[spoofymcgee]

my mom's coworker keeps giving her pride stickers for me so i'm going to be the most obnoxious rainbow-coated bitch once june comes. stickers everywhere. i can't wait.

[poems-of-a-lover]

goin out for the first time hopefully. hopefully passing. we will see. ill post the fit once i shower and get dressed to see if i actually can pass in public <3

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[maria-tries]

autumn kitties to greet the -ber months 🎃

[mrgaretcarter]

HER BRAIN

[incoherent-screamingg]

i’m seeing les mis live this week, time to become insufferable

[tiger-grace]

Superman: I haven’t seen you at the watchtower for a while. Where have you been the last few weeks, Batman?

Bruce: Rehab.

Superman, worriedly: Oh, I’m so sorry- I never knew you struggled with that. If you don’t mind me asking, what for?

Bruce, grimacing as he watches public footage of Signal and Red Hood starting a dumpster fire out of Pro-Joker merch: ..adoption.

[dekariosclan]

Larian Studios in 2029: As always we continue to improve the romance experience in Baldur’s Gate 3! See below for some of the changes coming with Patch #43:

— You now have the ability to argue about your tax returns with your spouse

— Fixed an issue where the game would freeze while you & your partner were shopping at the IKEA in Baldur’s Gate

— If you opted to have children, you must now pass a DC 30 check in order to have the energy to stay awake past 9:45 pm

— If partnered with Gale and living in Waterdeep, you can now discuss whose family you will be spending next Waukeentide with (*note, not an option with a Dark Urge character)

[stuck-in-jelly]

Kabru honey how the FUCK where they supposed to know the money they donated was gonna go to an illegal goods ring be so fucking for real 😭

[keymintt]

too much // not enough