#I AM ONTO SOMETHING

[regardingjenmish]

*I connected the dots meme* Oliver answered this when he did abc ig takeover for 7x01. And a bts crew member from 911 posted a bts video using this same song….. So basically…

I dare someone to tell me I’m wrong

[twistoffelees]

extreme cats theory!!!!

his full name is quaxo mistoffelees

[withgreatpowercomesmyfuckingdick]

so…FTM Cloud, right? but…but…MTF Tifa?

*gets dragged off into the darkness screaming*

[tonya-the-chicken]

Wait a minute. I don't have to like everyone. I can hate them, and I can despise them. And I can let my hatred motivate me to be better than them. I'll succeed out of spite

[fazcinatingblog]

Oh I just had a thought - when Dean's accounting business closed after he died, you could dig up the files and stuff because it's only been 6 years since he died and you have to keep records for 7 years so

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[paintedcrows]

The Mystery Twins all grown up!! I love them so much. 13 forever, yet always older than me

[talesofvariety]

Everyone is a time traveler.

Explanation: Life is called a journey, meaning we are travelers. We travel through day after day- which are measured in time. So while we might not (all) jump wildly into the past or far future,

we are time travelers.

[deathricedrawn]

i'm ready to try

[a-s-fischer]

Since it's almost Easter, I want to tell everyone the story of the cafeteria lunch lady at my school who I sort of on purpose, sort of accidentally convinced I was possessed.

So once upon a time, before J. K. Rowling was radicalized, back when the books were first becoming popular, a bunch of Christians got it into their heads that J.K. Rowling was in league with Satan and the books had real spells, and the books would trick the children who had read them into becoming satanists and witches, and selling their souls to the devil to work magic, and they would all become possessed by demons, and die and go to hell. It was all very much the same thing they were saying about Dungeons and Dragons in the eighties. For the most part, this was a Protestant Evangelical phenomenon, but the occasional Catholic bought into it too, and one of those Catholics who bought into this was my school's lunch lady.

She saw me one day at lunch reading a book from the incredibly popular Harry Potter series, and told me in that solemn way that adults sometimes do when talking to a young person they think is going wrong, that I needed to stop reading that book, because otherwise I would open myself up to demons and wind up possessed.

Now I have severe ADHD, and one of the ways this manifests is that I get songs stuck in my head at the drop of a hat, and they stay there for weeks on end and are very, very annoying and distracting. And my mother loves musicals, so we listened to them around the house all the time. And at the time the musical we were listening to was a not-at-all controversial little number by the name of Jesus Christ Superstar. This musical is a pretty standard retelling of the passion, which is to say the last days of Jesus's life from just before his entrance into Jerusalem until his crucifixion, and it was also written by two Christians, but in spite of this, the same kinds of groups who decided Harry Potter was a tool to get children to sell their souls to the devil, decided Jesus Christ Superstar was blasphemous.

But anyway because this is a passion story, Caiaphus, the high priest, is one of the main villains, and he gets an absolute banger of a song, which at that very moment I had stuck in my head, and I had been doing my very best not to sing all day, because it is not appropriate for school. This song is called "Jesus Must Die".

So here we are, and the lunch lady has just told me that I needed to stop reading a book or I would be possessed. So I turned to her and looked her straight in the eye and started singing at the top of my lungs: "FOOLS, YOU HAVE NO PERCEPTION, THE STAKES WE ARE GAMBLING ARE FIGHTENINGLY HIGH! WE MUST CRUSH HIM COMPLETELY, SO LIKE JOHN BEFORE HIM, THIS JESUS MUST DIE!"

She screamed, crossed herself, and never spoke to me again.

[fizzy-soup]

Jayvik is in every universe.

Caitvi is in only their universe.

Timebomb is in every universe... Except the one they're in.

[gorofeet]

Yuri on Ice officially going down in history today as the most insane fumble of a franchise that i’ve ever seen in my life

[aueua]

love these guys. the musical chairs

[rystiel]

that annoying moment when getting left for dead in the trunk of a car in your 20s comes back to haunt you 40 years later (take a shot every time ford says “stanley”)

[mxmarsbars]

he never wanted to move.

maybe he would’ve been better off secluded on that island, away from all the chaos. he told them it was safer that way. but he agreed to move because he wanted to be good for his team, make friends, be social. he wanted to be better. and it got him killed.

[modmad]

hey so I had a dream last night where at one point I was in a school, and the kids were reading and several of them were reading braille, but I knew for a fact that one of them was fully sighted. so I asked the teacher why she was reading braille (asides from it being cool thank you Jake from Adventure Time) and they said it was because she was dyslexic.

and then i wake up. and I'm like... would that work? my best friend from highschool is dyslexic and I sent her a text right away so i'm waiting on her getting back to me on that but what the fuck