#Honestly this was so attractive of him
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#I literally screamed#He is doing everything i would do to him <3#I'm so proud!#I need a slappy shrine NOW#I'd grind up slappy in a mortar and pestle into a fine powder then snort him#Honestly this was so attractive of him#I'd do a line of slappy cocaine#the spongebob connoisseur#spongebob squarepants#spongebob#sb#spongebon squarepants#spongebob meme#slappy laszlo#slappy spongebob#laszlo spongebob#Peter lorre fish#The patrick star show#The patrick show
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I love the relationship between Ra’s and Tim in the Red Robin run because it reads fundamentally as an unrequited crush. Between an old man who is so rich he will never spend all his wealth, a man who is considered to be charming in the same way a snake is, a man who is more powerful than the majority of other villains just on the strength of his legacy alone.
And.
A seventeen-year-old boy who has not slept in three days since the last time someone drugged him, has not showered in three weeks unless you count being thrown into a river, has not cleaned his room since he was three and his parents still payed attention to him.
And when I tell you which one has the crush on the other, that’s it, that’s the ultimate punchline, DC may never reach these peaks of comedy ever again.
#the inane ramblings of a madman#dc#batman#dc comics#red robin#tim drake#ra’s al ghul#ra’stim#rastim#this isn’t really shippy but like#these two are the funniest ship#ra’s being attracted to bruce?#expected reasonable an obtainable figure to sleep with like you’re going to kill each other understandable#ra’s being attracted to tim?#weird odd strange what do you mena you tried to flirt by telling him he reminded you of his mentor#honestly the best part of the red robin run#is ra’s believing in tim when literally every other character#including those tim is actually friends with#do not believe in tim#and blah blah symbolism blah blah betraying the only person who trusted him not to betray him#it’s hilarious#so fucking funny i can’t even begin to explain#tf was red robin other than a prolonged comedy skit
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Fable (about Legend): You know, despite being a seventeen-year-old boy, he is somehow the least likely person you'll see chasing a skirt.
Wild: Well, maybe he isn't after skirts.
Fable *deadpan*: Well, he definitely isn't after pants either. Be it to wear or to get in someone else's!
#lu legend#lu fable#yes I HC legend as ace#it suits him I think#I honestly just can't see him falling in love#like#Marin/legend is cute#I agree#but she be dead mate#and she was the only exception#boy is so entirely blind to the possibility of people being attractive#he is just existing over here and I love that for him#like yes#good for him
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Anonymous asked: Hello!! For art requests, perhaps some zolu? (Zoro and Luffy)
b0yskylark asked: Splickedy!! Maybe you can draw your favorite One Piece ship?? Personally I think if Zoro and Sanji kissed a lil they'd calm tf down lol
I do find Zosan pretty delightful--LOVE a rivals-to-rival/lovers pairing--and for that matter, Franky/Robin is GREAT and whips ass and both pairings were on the candidate list. But lbr I'm a huge sucker for that captain/first mate intense loyalty "til death do us part and you're not allowed to die" shit. plus Luffy being all but canonically ace means I can bring my no-holds-barred-all-romance-no-sex moirail agenda to yet another pairing which is GREAT for me emotionally. eue
What I'm saying is yo ho yo ho a pirates little late afternoon nap holding hands like otters so I don't drift away for me yar har
#One Piece#Roronoa Zoro#Monkey D. Luffy#Zolu#Splickedydoodles#I just meant Luffy's hand to be hanging down but it DOES look like he's just napping with a handful of titty. and honestly. good for him.#first mate roronoa ''canonically biggest bust size on the crew'' zoro your chest looks heavy can i hold it for you U_U#Listen the way Oda draws bodies is not attractive especially as his art's evolved. sorry sensei art is subjective and so on. but!#I'm looking disrespectfully at the Zoro translated into my art style in my head lmao. Anyway I couldn't bring myself to put a shirt on him#Sorry or you're welcome. whichever applies here lololol
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so, Astarion and Finch. which one of them watches the other fight and thinks "that's so hot"?
finch finds astarion's skill and deftness with a blade VERY sexy admirable but i think the person who has that immediate "HOT" moment is astarion himself.
there is probably something immediately attractive to astarion "technically not a murderhobo but only because he dresses nice" ancunin about seeing a man who (for the most part) tries to favor persuasion decide that a situation is bad enough to call for killing someone
and swiftly, effectively, and mercilessly
following through with that decision.
#ask#anon#bg3#bg3 tav#astarion#astarion x tav#like oh okay he was capable of this the whole time#a stray pedigree's envy for (and attraction to) a mutt guard dog#so it turns out we both have teeth you just show yours off less (lustful)#honestly finch would've made a great durge but i'm NOT replaying him#he's just a guy who decided the best way to fight fire is with fire. even if that means a little self-immolation#bloodoath#oc: finch#blood tw#my art
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#i love Arc i love him so much#i live his quirks and i can't wait to see more of it#also#Force you are so freaking attractive i honestly dont know how i will survive their series#perfect 10 liners the series#perfect 10 liners#p10l#arcarm#arc x arm#forcebook#force jiratchapong#book kasidet#forcebookedit
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Herlock doodles, trying to figure out how I want to draw him♡
#my heart goes doki when I look at him#oh my gooooddddd get out of my head#I honestly think he shouldn't be as conventionally attractive as he is in the game#eyebags and crooked teeth suit him so well I can't explain but it's SO HOT#he makes me hehehe he got me like teeheeee >///<#I'm so sorry.#the great ace attorney#ace attorney#herlock sholmes#dgs#dai gyakuten saiban
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Finnick one-of-the-most-stunning-sensuous-people-on-the-planet Odair
Katniss: 😒🙄
Gale good-looking, You-can-tell-by-the-way-the-girls-whisper-about-him-when-he-walks-by-in-school-that-they-want-him Hawthorne
Katniss: 😐🤷🏽♀️
Peeta not-entirely-hopeless, once-the-stylists-get-hold-of-you-you’ll-be-attractive-enough Mellark
Katniss: 😏😍
#I love that there are more attractive people surrounding them wherever they go#but it’s so unimportant#everyone else’s beauty is just a footnote to Katniss#katniss everdeen#let the record show#moving on…#finnick odair#But I can honestly say he’s never been attractive to me#gale hawthorne#It makes me jealous but not for the reason people would think. Good hunting partners are hard to find#Gale does look striking in the uniform I guess.#Peeta Mellark#He looks so clean and healthy and beautiful I can hardly recognize him.#I also become a little fixated on his eyelashes#His face takes on a special look when he concentrates.#I can remember Peeta’s [body hair] now as I bathed him by the stream. Very blond in the sunlight#thg#everlark#catching fire#mockingjay
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mayhaps this is a hot take but I truly dislike “Loid gets murderous and overprotective of Anya dating Damian” content
like. there are sm reasons I dislike it
first off, just fundamentally, I hate that trope. I think parents being protective of children in general is cute, and even maybe protective against their partners to an extent, but it rlly feeds into the Western (esp American) notion of parents owning their children. it gets even grosser when it’s the dad and his daughter, it’s just a branch of ‘women and their purity having to be guarded until they’re properly married’ sexism
secondly, if this is pre-reveal (either Damian comes over/talks to Anya in front of Loid and it’s p obvious he has a crush, so Loid, of course, course notices, OR somehow, post-canon yet not revealed, they get together), Loid would absolutely use that to advance Operation Strix lol
obviously Loid is NOT a bad or uncaring father, he is absolutely not that, BUT he does also very vehemently care about achieving world peace thru his spy work, AND ANYA UNDERSTANDS AND EVEN AGREES WITH THIS (to the highest extent she can as a child, at least). he would never partake in extensive manipulation that’d harm Anya emotionally (or even Damian tbh, his whole goal is to create a world where no children have to cry) but he would DEFINITELY encourage their relationship in order to eventually, somehow get to Desmond the ghoul-eyed freak
thirdly, even if this is POST-reveal, I still don’t think Loid would be unreasonable. sure, he may apprehensive due to Damian’s family and more concrete examples of Anya growing up (MAYBE bc honestly I think Loid would be ecstatic with every milestone in Anya’s life considering how genuinely supportive and proud of her that he is) BUT. but
he, again, not only wants to create a world where no children have to cry, so he clearly values the youth and their quality of life, but ALSO KNOWS abt how shitty Damian’s father is. personally, I think he’d be GLAD that Damian has a safe place to come to, with ppl who’ll support him (unconsciously, bc Loid is very oblivious to his own emotions lmao)
anyways, tldr; the “Loid being super hostile to Damian dating Anya” trope is tired and sucks and we should move onto appreciating a trope that honours the CORE of sxf, more found family, where Damian joins the Forgers, even before he and Anya potentially marry (even before they date if possible tbh)
#xjl thoughts#spy x family#sxf#twilight spy x family#loid forger#anya forger#damian desmon#sxf loid forger#sxf anya forger#sxf damian desmond#damianya#double tbh I don’t even rlly like damianya that much#not only bc this trope is quite prevalent but also like. Anya shows no sign of being (romantically) attracted in any of the fan content#she doesn’t need to be/act so in the show bc she’s a kid and also has A LOT going on rn lol but like#most damianya content I see is Damian blushing at her but no clear. reciprocating? ig? other than not actively rejecting him#she’s honestly looks more neutral and unaffected than anything usually#and also I’m not super into sxf for the romance (yes even twiyor)#I don’t dislike twiyor#I actually quite enjoy it (how would I even stomach the show if I didn’t)#but I much prefer content about Anya’s relationship with Loid and Yor respectively#but yea this rant was spawned from me eventually searching for possible Damian and Loid content and seeing like. almost entirely Loid want#ing to beat up Damian content and just. ugh. it’s 2024 leave that ‘a father has to protect his daughter’ bullshit in the 1950s man
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Pregnancy as a kink makes me uncomfortable so man am I glad your pregg Flug stuff is explicitly not kink oriented!
yeah I... don't wanna judge anyone... but it's more than that, it's downright terrifying to me. Blame my hormones bc I'm expecting irl but wow... I'm very sensitive and it feels dehumanizing. but ig that is kinda the point of the kink(?)
it's so common in fandoms!
I'm completely vanilla anyway tho, so not surprising.
I've tried to pretend for a super long time that I'm into kink, but most of them are off putting and I consider them intrusive thoughts, not fantasies. I'm kinda fluctuating between sex-repulsed and neutral (aroace) even fictional... ig kink just isn't for me. I tried so hard to get over it. I know some people in my asks/requests are gonna be disappointed but I'm sorry💔
I'm slightly ashamed of how boring I am and I have serious trouble connecting to anyone in fandoms due to this actually🤕 feel like the most NT autistic person ever.
anyway here's a doodle!
#that's autism for you#I'm sadly really picky and easily grossed out by things#I'm not even trying to be judgemental#I wish I was such a person that is just chill with everything but I have more icks than likes#so my fandom experience is like 80% discomfort and trying to avoid things without shutting out the majority of content in the first place#from what I heard I seem to have this problem particularly in this fandom bc the series is horror.#and I ship a toxic ship.#but I neither enjoy horror nor this trope. so what the fuck am I doing here#how did I get here. I'm lost guys#but yeah; it naturally attracts more people that are into quite dark or hardcore things#and I'm just sitting here with my soft dick in my hand wondering where it all went wrong#i don't belong here#I can't relate to 99% of people#honestly? I just... like Flug....... I just adore the autistic scientist#and I wanna SMOOCH him but I can't identify too well with myself or thus my sona#so how the fuck am I gonna smooch and love on this man#I need SOME second character for this!!#well Black Hat is pretty cool and easier to draw than the rest; I like his design...#so here we are.#I'm not really in it with my heart. I don't understand the essence of this ship. I'm a fandom blep#that's why a lot of content is probably disturbing and upsetting as hell to me.#but that's just my theroy..... a Joshi™ theory#sorry for rant I am bored and tired😔#enjoy#villainous#villanos#dr flug#kenning flugslys#my art#ask reply
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Bungou Stray Dogs: Dead Apple and how “ability users” (opposite to “normal people”) learning to accept themselves through the acceptance of their own abilities is a queer metaphor of acceptance of own's sexual orientation and gender: an essay by me
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#About: Dead Apple. Watched this a while ago with a friend and it was a lot of fun!!!#If you're reading this: thank you so much for hanging out with me I had such a good time (ㅅ´ ˘ )♡#Next to general considerations: wow they were right that Bungou Stray Dogs movie sure can Bungou Stray Dogs#It's always nice to see the detailed animation and elaborate backgrounds of movies. The animation quality compared to the manga is–#definitely noticeable and it's nice to see. That said... I still like the season 2 art style more? And I'm speaking strictly of art style.#The s2 one looks more soft and smooth while the da one is so much more rough.#The plot is... Very bsd-esque I don't think there's anything to add.#In my opinion Kyouka's arc is the one that turned out best tbh. I really like her narrative development and personal growth in this movie.#I like the complexity of her state of mind. how full of contradiction she is. I especially appreciate the recurring small changes of–#expression that indicate how she thinks differently from Atsushi even if she doesn't voice them. The fight between her cynicism and her–#kind nature. It's all very interesting.#Atsushi's development is interesting too. Although all the open questions about his ability we still have kind of leave me frustrated#I don't feel very strongly about Akutagawa in this movie? I mean‚ he's there. The ss/kk scenes are always great and in character and a joy–#to witness no matter what they do. He just doesn't shine particularly? Or at least personally I dont find the “proving my strength against–#myself” narrative arc to be particularly interesting. Imo it was a lot better flashed out in the da stage play! With the complexity that–#the dialogues with Chuuya added to the character. Dazai attacking him. And especially Aktgw understanding that Rashomon wasn't testing Aktg#but rather only expressing that unstoppable rage that is also Aktgw's own. About that I checked out the play and I really liked it!!#I only watched highlights (aka: ss/kk and chuu/aku scenes) but there's some stuff I really like. I like the conflict between Aktgw and–#Chuuya and how Chuuya messes up with Aktgw at first maliciously and then amiably. It's interesting how Atsushi himself observes that Kyouka#and Akutagawa get along. And especially the sskk almost-handholding and Atsushi saying Akutagawa has a nice profile were cute akjdhbsawhjb#Next. Da really is shipping paradise (╥﹏╥) Sorry but... It is. oda/zai. daz/atsu. ss/kk. s/kk. fuku/mori. chuu/aku. It really has everythin#and the moments are so good!!!! What else. Wish we'd see more of Tsujimura. And Christie. And women in general tbh.#Also‚‚‚‚‚ Atsushi's tiger form in this movie is ATROCIOUS. I've said it before but it's crazy how a franchises that relies so heavily on–#fanservice came up with something this hideous. Man the movie overall was pretty but Atsushi sure wasn't. Firmly stand by the belief–#that only Akutagawa would find that form attractive.#Oh last note. honestly if we're ready to accept a movie where an antidote has effect AFTER the person has effectively died then we really–#can't complain about any kind of insanity the manga brings up#random rambles
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I’m very confused by the idea that Book 1 Zuko has “dark and sexy” energy tbh.
I’m speaking as an unapologetic Zuko simp btw.
But honestly if you’re above the age of like, 12, and think Book 1 Zuko is dark and intimidating…I’m embarrassed for you. He acts like an overgrown toddler throwing a tantrum and that’s the point. He’s supposed to come off as spoiled and childish. Very unsexy.
And it’s important to the beginning of his character arc too. Book 1 Zuko is naïve, brainwashed by the ideals he was raised with, and has no outlet for his trauma because the idea of what he experienced being abuse is forbidden to him. Questioning the way he was treated by Ozai is treason in his mind. He’s all bark and no bite, angry but doesn’t know what to do with himself, unaware of the realities of the war, and so very young and inexperienced. It’s a brilliant foundation for his character and the man he grows into.
#and like#ive seen some 🥵 gifsets of dallas liu#but i honestly didn’t find him attractive on screen as Zuko#because he very effectively portrayed Zuko in this childish rage kinda persona#and personally i find ‘teen having tantrum’ to be a turn off#so anyways stop accusing Zutara shippers of this#natla#atla#zuko#zutara
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bailando, bailando 💃💃
#a lot of dino gifs but this was his weekend#the hugs with rene 🥹🥹🥹#ive spent all night trying to figure out why dino gives me the vibes of a monkey in this#like in the ones where hes sitting on the massage bed#i really cant figure it out#is it the cap? the smile? the ears?#he's so cute istg#honestly if i didnt just see him as just my swedish little brother… i think id be a liiittle attracted to him by now#gonna stop right there because i dont need to crush on even more boys#ollie cute as always too#kimi trying to shove whipped cream in dinos face too…… ofc#and ofc i had to include sacha 🤭#f1#f2#f3#dino beganovic#prema racing#ollie bearman#kimi antonelli#favorite pics of my favorite boys 💘
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#my art#my doodles#fawx & stallion#224bbaker#madge stallion#james stallion#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#sherlock being attracted to james is literally such a gift#also yes - he gets a classic ‘glasses + longer/different hair & facial hair’ disguise#until it gets disproven I would like to think the bastard fooled everyone with the bare minimum#honestly the whole podcast is a gift but the last episode??? I will never recover#and you are pushing me right back into my old sh hyperfixation wow who’d have thought… joking I’m joking; knew this was always gonna happen#but DAMN what a joy#doing so many beautiful incredible correct things with both watson and holmes I’m losing my mind#making holmes absolutely besotted though?? I owe you my life. I NEED to draw him interacting with rdj sherlock (the simp himself)#madge and ‘fitzy’ besties??? YES. hampton and john conversation? I’m gnawing on cement. also john’s talk with dennis??? hello??#THE SCARF.#THE FORKS.#lord I was not prepared#one of the two podcasts that have made me teary eyed in the last few weeks. the highest praise for them because damn it’s hard nowadays#anyway I could yell forever but I should have been sleeping hours ago so
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It's interesting to me how incredibly passive Jess seems in his relationship with Shane overall. I feel like a lot of what we see is her initiating something with him (even having to interrupt his reading repeatedly to do so! And he seems like he'd rather be reading, honestly) and him just... going along with it. The only times he seems to pull HER in is when he's deliberately trying to get a rise out of Rory. I'll probably never know exactly how things started with them, but I'm kind of left with the impression that Shane was definitely the one who expressed interest in him first, and he just went, "I might as well," because he felt like it would be stupid to say no to someone who wanted him just because of someone who probably didn't.
#Gilmore Girls#Jess Mariano#It's just so interesting that we never see him express any real interest in ANYONE but Rory during the entire show#Like was he even attracted to Shane really??#I mean obviously they do physical stuff with each other.#But he honestly seems like he could probably take it or leave it when they're not actively in the middle of it#Like her main appeal was just that she wanted him and (he felt like) no one else did#Anyway. I have an interesting theory about Jess that might be pret-ty unpopular. 😂
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People ask Donna why she's NOT into the doctor and she's just like "????. Have you seen him? No tits no ass no nothin he's more useful as a bookmark than a boyfriend"
#doctor who#tenth doctor#donna noble#honestly its like. so fucking funny to me that it is established how Donna#doesn't find him attractive quite a bit for the alien thing#but maybe even more so for shes just. fuckin NOT into skinny guys. queen 💖
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