#Hes on thin ice
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weebssecretattic · 5 months ago
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Cole's contact, saved in Jackie's phone: "Cole"
Cole's contact, saved in Jackie's phone after he left her at school: "col"
Cole's contact, saved in Jackie's phone after he put bleach in her shampoo: "co"
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lesbianpegbar · 2 years ago
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also mukai would be a stem guy like. okay rich boy
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grandmasickomode · 2 years ago
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That stupid punk vampire from bg3 drained my tiefling barbarian dry on the first encounter in camp and she was just paying dead in camp like.
"ANYONE GONNA ASK. ANYONE. NO? WE'RE JUST COOL WITH THIS."
I should have made her punch him in the face for that but Chichi is too sweet and kind and gets it so she forgave him.
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mylittleredgirl · 2 years ago
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father’s day is funny in my family because my dad is so angry this holiday exists that it’s the one day of the year i am NOT allowed to call him. we are officially estranged for 24 hours a year. wishing him a happy father’s day is a declaration of hostilities.
and like he is a good dad with a good dad, there’s no traumatic backstory to this, he just hates The Man telling him what to do so much that it’s a personal affront that someone decided that anyone is supposed to feel a thing on a specific day or, god forbid, spend their hard earned dollars because shaving commercials tell them to. if a dad did his job right (be a good father who unconditionally loves his kids), his kids should love him 364 days a year but FUCK the 365th day to spite hallmark and gillette specifically and you know what. i respect it.
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mellosdrawings · 7 months ago
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So... heat waves are fun (not)
(Bonus : Mama Jamil)
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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago
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You drew him as such a baby here... so cute!
Oswald is just a lil guy.. Pit Bonnie get sent to super hell for bullying him
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peace-hunter · 22 days ago
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For the haunted au:
We already know they all hate Megatron and no one can understand what Optimus sees in him so they just assume Optimus has terrible taste in mechs and try to push him towards other bots to date instead.
Megatronus: what about that Femme Elita? She is strong, loyal, and has a good helm on her shoulders.
Optimus: what? What are you guys talking about now?
Solus: what about that doctor? Ratchet? He would be a great choice considering how reckless Optimus is.
Optimus: seriously what are you guys talking about!?
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they have Opinions™ about it yes. Optimus is absolutely mortified about it and would like to never speak of the topic ever again thank you and good night.
he also cannot believe bee would betray him like that. this is the second time he's been murdered by friendly fire OTL
haunted au
bonus:
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mangobeast · 8 months ago
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heat stroke
joining the trend, as a treat. as soon as i saw that photo shoot i knew what i had to do.
[on thin ice]
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almondcroissantsandink · 5 months ago
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my fave certified baddies from the until dawn remake
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nikolaj-costerwaldau · 1 year ago
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VIGGO MORTENSEN
as Aragorn, in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
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sam-reid · 9 months ago
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Assad Zaman as Armand INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.05: DON'T BE AFRAID, JUST START THE TAPE.
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isitdonproof · 11 months ago
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TMNT 2007
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mxmarsbars · 3 days ago
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each time i step outside, its social suicide!
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Tango from @watcheraurora's fic: King's Tide!
HIGHLY recommend this fic!!! Honestly WatcherAurora is one of my favorite ranchers writers EVER!!!
Tango's showing off his amazing swimming skills for his pretty human lol wheeee backflips!
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noxcheshire · 11 months ago
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HOT TAKE
But I like the idea of the phantom world being reincarnated into very unexpected people.
Like I still love the idea of Danny being Martha or Thomas.
Or Dani being another clone, or her being Damian, and Sam being Poison Ivy and or Martha, etc.
But I also like the unhinged nonsense of Sam being a clone in the dc world — ideally Kon, and Dani (or Dan) being Bruce, while Vlad is gasp Thomas Wayne.
HEAR ME OUT
JUST HEAR ME OUT
I just think the idea of Danny finding out that in an alternate world he married a nicer and age appropriate Vlad and had the son the guy has been demanding for so long in their world is hilarious.
The absolute mental breakdown that boy will go through: this is my son, and I love him, look at him go being a hero and kicking ass, but holy fucking Ancients above I fucked VLAD —
And on the other hand, can you imagine Bruce’s reaction? To his alternate mom being a sassy teenage boy, his alternate dad being an older guy ‘preying’ on this kid that absolutely HATES the guy, and being an absolute creep while his alt self **gestures to your choosing** is either a tiny girl menace or the biggest and meanest growling ghost that is BARELY tolerating being in the same space as the living.
But they also hate his alternate dad and would punch him into next week with Mom! Danny.
This man will being going THROUGH IT.
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clarkgriffon · 2 months ago
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Xander Harris + Outfits (Season 2)
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