#He's an absolute genius
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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 249:
*Gordon is walking in the living room when he sees Edward mixing different poisons and pouring them into his coffee.*
Gordon: Edward, what in the actual FUCK are you doing!??! Are you trying to poison yourself?!?
Edward: Yes. Gordon. I AM trying to poison myself.
Gordon: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT!??!?
Edward: Yesterday, Daisy, Rosie and James tried to play "Dress the doll up" with me. And they ended up making me look like a fucked up Barbie doll. Percy walked in and took of picture of me and wanted to post it on all of his social media accounts. I was going to kill them.....
Gordon: Are you seriously going to oof yourself because of a stupid event!?!? Come on, being dressed up as an ugly doll isn't the worst thing in the world, right?
Edward: ....
Gordon: Right?!?!? *Sighs* Just put it away so that other engines can't drink this on accident.
Edward: Ugh....Fine....
*Edward then puts down his coffee and walks out the living room with Gordon. Unfortunately, Thomas saw the poisoned coffee cup and decided to take a sip*
Thomas: Ooohhhh, what is this? *Grabs the coffee cup* Guess I'll take a sip!
Thomas: *Drinks it*
Thomas:
#ttte#thomas and friends#thomas the tank engine#ttte shitpost#ttte memes#incorrect ttte quotes#ttte edward#ttte thomas#ttte gordon#ttte percy#ttte james#ttte mavis#ttte rosie#Props for yurishica for sending me that ask with a tired ass Edward putting shit in his coffee#He's an absolute genius
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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice
#jeeves and wooster#i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction#yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood#a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going#but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING#I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE#i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession#it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing!#the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason#jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text#wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind#the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london!#oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage#two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point#the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!!#this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time
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Ooh, you want to know what happens at the gay bar run by ex-pirates, ooh...You'll just have to read Tiger Tiger to find out...
(Inspired by this Disco Elysium comic)
#tiger tiger#remy bonnaire#Arno#jamis arlesi#f slur mention#(Remy is allowed to say it. Jury is still out on Jamis though.)#I love that disco elyisum comic so much. I have it saved in several places so I can find it to show people. I lost it once. Never. Again.#Hard lesson about redrawing/heavily referencing a beloved comic is that you will feel so inferior to its genius.#I did my best but I feel like I didn't hit the high notes I wanted. Such is art!#At the end of the day I have to remind myself that I'm still on a journey and not every piece is going to be my best.#Yeah I'm still on my Tigers propagana train. Toot Toot. All abord or perish to the Tigers.#I hear tigers are running the Olympics this year. That's right. It's tigers all the way down.#Obscure references aside; time to talk tigers spoilers:#I was absolutely losing my mind at Remy taking Jamis to the Starfall. He did *not* expect to be in a gay bar.#Jamis is our beloved bisexual lad but I don't think he's fully in tune with it yet.#How down right unfortunate that he is also the hottest cub in the room. Will he realize? What will he realize? Who Knows!#Thank you to everyone who checked out Tiger Tiger from my recommendations!#And thank you to my fellow Tigers fans for receiving my comics with open arms. Next comic will be about Rat Man.
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don’t ask me why i’m back at midnight i don’t know either. BUT EEEEEE
thinking about wolf!toji who when he finally gets comfy w touch and you are all comfy w teasing him and playing w his hair and ears and out of nowhere he nips your arm w his teeth
he’s just as surprised as you are— the action just came out of nowhere and just before he opens his mouth to apologize profusely and retreat into his old ways, terrified of becoming someone you are afraid of, you giggle.
“did you just chomp me to get me to stop? you’re the cutest thing ever!”
and he’s once again reminded of your near foolish fearlessness when it comes to him. how you trust him entirely and would never even fathom him in that angry, mean way he used to embody. no, from the looks on your face you’re just barely restraining yourself from grabbing his cheeks and cooing like a grandmother.
“yeah, and next time ‘m taking a finger with me”
okay i’m sorry im done I shall leave you be
OKAY SAGE SERIOUSLY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE??? THE WAY I LITERALLY HAVE A SCENE WHERE TOJI TRIES TO PLAYFULLY BITE YOUR FINGER IN THE NEXT CHAPTER....
anyways yes i fully believe he would snap his chompers at you the way dogs do... obviously not to hurt but that's just their way of playing yk??? first time he does it he literally goes rigid. you’re being silly, sitting next to him on the couch and poking at his ears without a care in the world. he rolls his eyes at the antics—you seem to enjoy the way his ears flick every time you touch them. he halfheartedly tells you to quit it and yet makes no effort to get you to stop, too busy focusing on your quiet giggles.
and then without any warning, he finds his teeth nipping at your arm. you freeze. he freezes. he knows it wasn't hard enough to draw blood but it appalls him that he even bared his fangs at you in the first place. the guilt that washes over him is almost dizzying, intensified by a strange sense of fear. that's it—he's now exposed himself as the uncontrollable animal he's always been. you'll see it now, just how dangerous and scary he is.
he's waiting for your anger with bated breath, but all he hears is a chime of laughter. he glances at you, and finds the most amused grin he's ever seen. "i hope you know that lil chomp is not stopping me."
he blanches. "that... it didn't hurt?"
you raise a brow. "of course not. it basically felt like a tickle."
toji's head spins. the way you catch him off guard is scary. he always needs to backtrack and remember that you don't view him through that lense—that to you he's nothing more than an overgrown puppy. which, to him, is extremely ridiculous. but only someone as naive as you could stare at a wolf hybrid who has known nothing but violence and say that his teeth are nothing but a tickle. you are so stupidly compassionate, sweet in a way that warms his tongue—addicting and vice-like.
"you know these teeth have bitten off literal flesh, right?" he questions. you grin, eyes crinkling in a strangely familiar way.
"so? not like they'd do anything to me." your smile is blindingly smug, and toji's shoulders relax. once again, you are too trusting. it infuriates him—how correct you are. there is a pulse against his ribcage that seems to steadily speed up the longer he looks at you. so frustrating.
you reach up and jab your pointer finger into his cheek, and he doesn't think twice before trying to snap at it. your laughter echoes through his ears as you pull your hand away quickly, and the wry grin on his face seems all too natural.
"not do anything, huh? careful, next time 'm taking that finger with me."
#[𐐪— lovely mutuals. 𐑂]#— sage <3#HHHHHHHH SAGE IM SO UNWELL#HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY DO IT MORE WHEN HE REALIZES YOU LIKE IT#idiot (affectionate)#you lil genius mwah mwah#sorry for not answering this immediately i had so many thoughts and needed to write it all out#also never leave me be wtf??? bother me forever#especially about wolf toji mhm#anyways yes wolf toji certified biter it's canon#toji x reader#toji fushiguro x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#wolf toji#tsbcac
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#columbo#season 2#a stitch in crime#columbo you're remarkable. you're a genius. you're gorgeous. you're a demon. you're a doll. i want to kiss you on your curly little head#youve got it all. except proof!!!! :P lolol#stop being mean to him. he's already dead#this might be columbo's lowest moment in the entire show aside from when he's literally pranked in ''columbo cries wolf''#he has absolutely nothing. he's completely owned#which is why i have this part memorized. lol
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when the table reacts like this
#“he just proposed”#i love you so much ashley#genius#absolutely wild#everyone loves a ball ep#idk why i was hearing negative feelings about c3 before#campaign 3 is amazing#i love all these characters so much#c3e13#critical role#campaign 3#matt mercer#travis willingham#robbie daymond#marisha ray#sam riegel#ashley johnson#laura bailey#liam o'brien#taliesin jaffe
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Okay this shot of Colin is giving me the vibes of this little part of their first night together:
He's figured out that he loves her before this moment but he's just feeling so much that he also can't believe it's all because of Penelope, his lifelong friend who he didn't even see any other way before this season. He's like: "What the fuck and how the fuck are you making me feel these things" and I LOVE IT
He also looks like he was crying (or maybe that's just me) but that would also bring the whole scene on another level
#that little wonder in his face is absolutely incredible#i've said it once and i'll say it again#luke newton is an absolute genius#his micro-expressions make the whole scene so much better#cause its clear he's not just hot for pen in that moment#he's also like wow i love you so much and im not even sure how that happened#polin#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton s3#luke newton#nicola coughlan#bridgerton 3#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington
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i have a raging intelligence/dumbification kink. i loooove smart girls, i love when women are smarter than me, it makes me so horny. my girlfriend was explaining prime numbers to me because i didnt know what they were and i was like, "you are so hot can you explain hard shit to me while you choke me on your cock and laugh and call me a dumb puppy for not understanding and not being able to focus?"
#youd think itd be easy to find anyone smarter than me but its very difficult actually im actually a very intelligent person#so theres been exactly one other person who could match me and he was a man and also my sub#but my girlfriend? absolute genius#shes so smart#this may play into my misandry kink but#t4t nsft#trans nsft#ftm nsft#st4t nsft#ftm sub#ftm bottom#ftm breeding#ftm cnc#ftm puppy#t4t#st4t
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(ln8 spoilers) jinshi thinking except for my godly looks i am just average and then his smartass goes and kills around five birds with just one brand. someone whose status is so high that even his name can't be said by anyone except the emperor jinshi branded himself with the crest of the empress vowing loyalty to her assuring her he doesn't wants to take the place of her son. one-upping his "bro" with this who refuses to let him leave the line of succession wouldn't let him become a commoner doesn't wants to let him become a servant to the royal family. only slaves get branded and if this ever got out there will be chaos in the court. gyokuyou tho considers jinshi like a brother and he did swear loyalty to her but if she ever tried to cross his family her clan's brand on his body would be enough to prove her as an adultress which would be bad for her and her clan.
and jinshi did this in front of these two people and maomao so now she is the only one who can see him naked and the emperor cannot order him to marry anyone which was something that was definitely gonna happen had he not done what he did. as a bonus he gets to spend more time with maomao after a long time and he did all this while saying the exact words: empress gyokuyou, your enemy i shall never be in front of maomao reassuring her because she once muttered i don't want to be an enemy to empress gyokuyou and he had heard her but before he could tell her that he had no intention of doing that either he couldn't because of the lishu incident. one of the major reasons maomao hadn't accepted her own feelings for jinshi one of the obstacles he promised to remove for her. even though he doesn't even know that maomao's concerns about her becoming gyokuyou's enemy had to do with his birth secret his true status. that no matter what he is the rightful successor. something jinshi himself isn't even aware of and yet without knowing that he did this to deal with it all in a single way most preferable to him: masochism
#(this is very messily worded but hey this time there's a paragraph break at least)#kusuriya no hitorigoto#the apothecary diaries#light novel#jinshi#no maomao doesn't think that jinshi is stupid or that has no critical thinking skills and like ?????#my guy has self-esteem issues yes but he is smart enough that maomao compares other people with him even lahan#and lahan is actually a genius#i will not stand for jinshi slander especially the one that undermines him#he's done so many smart things but i have been in awe of him for this esp#maybe bc i get him not wanting to be the ruler#not wanting to marry some rando (i think he is demisexual so that's another reason)#this whole plan was just so perfect and 🙇🏽♀️#anyway does anybody else think suiren was absolutely willing to prepare the brand not only because she supports jinshi#but also because she is the biggest jinmao shipper and maybe SHE suggested him to get maomao there#the thought of jinshi marrying anyone other than maomao must have been scary for her#if in the future jinshi does ends up becoming the emperor jinshi and she are going to go crazy over the harem issue#knh text
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dc alternate universe where everything is the same but instead of Smallville Clark's pod crashed in letterkenny Ontario
#my genius frightens me sometimes#also in this au bruce has a heavy new jersey accent he can turn on and off at will#superbat#clark kent#superman#literally the only difference is clark having the absolute insane accent/speech patterns
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I LOVE how Mike’s face is the second biggest on this poster. Literally name one thing he did this season besides get into arguments with every person he loves and get bonked on the head a couple times (ilyyyy my useless little guy)
#he just sat in his basement and cried#i LOVE him#he’s me core#doing none of the work but somehow getting by#Give my girl Robin a higher place though that absolute genius. She’s actually the only reason I watch s3.#(Also Hopper and Joyce were quite literally the main characters so idk wtf they’re hiding for)#mike wheeler#stranger things#byler
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LINDA HAMILTON as Sarah Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day (dir. James Cameron)
#Linda Hamilton#Sarah Connor#Terminator 2#Judgment Day#giffedbyme#junkfooddaily#cinemapix#dailyflicks#filmedit#James Cameron#He's a genius#The very first Sarah shot is this one#Like he wanted us to believe that she's insane#Absolute genius#And Linda#What can I say of her?#My favourite female character
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i have a theory about shinji, gin, and aizen, but i'm not really sure how to word it.
we never really see shinji and gin interact all that much, which makes sense bc both of them have significantly more important relationships with aizen, but at the same time it's a little odd how much there isn't.
like. gin cut hiyori in half. shinji is understandably pissed about that, but he aims that anger at aizen - and this seems to be one of the very few things in the bleach world that honestly isn't on him bc he never told gin to do that, he never even implied it. hiyori was never a threat to him. hell, we don't even know if she was charging in the right direction; if anything, attacking her implies that she was which is a really stupid thing to do when you're surrounded by a bunch of people who super want you dead and would kill you if they could be sure you weren't tricking them into stabbing each other (ofc it could also be a fakeout but still)
but i don't remember shinji's beef ever really being with gin, even tho he didn't seem to anticipate that gin was working with aizen the whole time during tbtp. so like does he feel responsibility there? cuz gin went straight from academy to 3rd seat and shinji could plausibly feel like that sent him right to aizen bc he doesn't know that gin was always aiming for that. did he blame himself? does he feel like he should've seen it coming? does he still see him as some weird genius kid? does he just view gin as an extension of aizen, which is both dehumanizing to an extent but also entirely fair bc gin did that to himself?
the thing is, since we never really see them interact much, it's kind of only interesting on shinji's side of things, bc gin doesn't really care about much outside of whatever the fuck he thought he was doing and the version of rangiku that he has in his head who needs back something that the real one doesn't ever seem to have realized she lost to begin with. gin's so disconnected with basically everybody that most of the time you can usually assume his thoughts are just "lol. lmao" and there's no reason to think that doesn't extend to shinji as well (gin has deep thoughts on: aizen, ichigo, and matsumoto (massive asterisk on that one ofc) and i think everyone else is kinda set dressing to him lmao the guy is Fucked Up)
anyway i think it's interesting to toy around with that relationship as it was in reality as well as how it might've been perceived, but also in the sense of both of them being sort of opposite ends of the manchild spectrum - shinji leans into his childish side but still has a fairly adult worldview, and gin is able to pull off maturity to an extent but was never able to escape a deeply childish mindset
#bleach#meta#hirako shinji#ichimaru gin#aizen sousuke#sarugaki hiyori#matsumoto rangiku#kurosaki ichigo#this whole post should also come with a huge asterisk that i'm deeply critical of gin's backstory in general and usually try to ignore it#but. since it is canon. it is a part of this post#and yes btw kira is absolutely included in the ''lol. lmao'' part of gin's fucked up little head#i should also note that to shinji it's very possible gin's situation looks like. uh. well grooming kinda#so he might view gin as a victim that he could've saved but can't anymore bc. well. he has jackass-itis now and it's terminal sad to say#but seriously the fifth division was involved with the academy right?#so this super genius kid comes out of nowhere. graduates in a sixth of the usual time. jumps into one of the highest ranks available.#third seat mysteriously went missing juuuuust in time for gin to snatch that seat up too. quite the coincidence#so now he's suddenly aizen's immediate subordinate. and seems to get along with him better than you'd expect for a brand new graduate.#but aizen worked in the academy - he was a hugely popular teacher#so maybe shinji saw gin trotting along behind aizen in the middle of getting hollowfied and thought ''well shit that's on me''#it wasn't ofc. there was no way he could've known or done anything and neither gin nor aizen would've let him know enough to try#but he doesn't know that himself and unless aizen decides to share then he just. never will#and gin will never care bc he fucked himself up so badly idk if he even really knew how to care anymore
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actively exploring an 'opposite' au of sorts which started out as a 'switching role' au--
aventurine is a doctor (statistical analysis) and a member of the genius society. he's so good at predicting what'll happen that some people think he's psychic, and every company out there wants him on their official payroll instead of a contract.
dr ratio's work was stolen by the ipc, and he dropped everything to try to get it back and erase all copies of it, as a world-destroyer is horrifically dangerous in the ipc's hands. at this point, he's just trying to take down the ipc.
sunday & robin were picked up by the ipc after their planet's destruction, and are currently stonehearts (anglesite & moonstone).
#i have no one else planned & there's no guarantee i'll expand this beyond a handful of ppl lmao.#but its fun to try to keep canonical characterization consistent while changing their outcomes#hsr#aventurine#sunday#robin#veritas ratio#dr ratio#thoughts#aventurine is known as dr ananke perenna -- surname from the dr who bought him who was studying fate/fortune#he's wildly disliked by erudition pathstriders for his first name which he took off the name of the study he was bought for#except by higher ups who're fully aware of that. he sees it as 'if it makes them uncomfy that's on them. they were fully aware of this'#aven's whole thing is that he's uncannily lucky & incredibly smart. he doesn't have dr ratio's brand of love for humanity#he'd absolutely be a genius society member in some way. in this case no one's aware of how he joined; it was a revelation around the aeons#eldritch horror-esque; he understood & then the understanding was removed from him. so he can't explain it in a way ppl would understand#oh. the astral express & stellaron hunters are planned to be swapped as well here.#the lovers’ crossroad au
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THE WAY RYAN SAYS HIS NAME AND THEIR HUG AND THEM APOLOGIZING TO EACH OTHER AND REAFFIRMING THEIR FRIENDSHIP AND. I’m normal about this. NORMAL
#Puppet History#Watcher#Ryan Bergara#The Professor#I watched the season finale today and actually cried I did not think a silly little show about puppets would make me cry#THE METEOR AND THE BEAUTY OF EARTH…SHUT UP#Shane Madej you madlad. You absolute genius#I hate you so so much /j#I’m so glad the gang’s all back together 🤧#Shima speaks#I can’t get over how he says ‘Professor!!!! 🥺🥺🥺’#ME TOO RYAN#I’m so glad he’s okay UUFHDH UGLY SOBS#Video
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which was more culturally significant: the renaissance, or this scene from haegeum?
#going absolutely feral rn#min yoongi you are insane#i want to make out with himmm so bad#he's a genius the song and the mv are a MASTERPIECE#agustd d#agustd#haegeum#haegeum agustd#min yoongi#yoongi#bts#bangtan#yoongi bts#agust d#d-day#yoongi mv#haegeum mv
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