#incorrect ttte quotes

[unpopularvivian]

(How The Steam Team React To Pain)

Thomas:*Hurts His Toe* AHHHHHH FUCK

Edward:*Trips Over Some Boxes* WAS THAT FUCKING YOU *Beats Up The Boxes*

Henry:*Screams Like The Show*

Gordon:*Doesn't React But Later Does*

James:*Sobbing In Pain*

Percy:*Screams*

Toby:*Gets Back Up And Shakes It Off*

Emily:*Does Ariana Grande Singing Screaming*

Nia:*Cussing In A African Language*

Rebecca:OWWWW THIS FUCKING HURTS AHH SHIT...!!!

Yeah no, stubbing your toe is pretty bad.

But it's even worse when it's 3am in the morning and you hit a corner.

*Silently sobbing because I stubbed my pinky toe on a chair leg*

[ryan1014n2]

Skarloey comes to a realization

[aryartzs-ttte]

Henry: You're so gay-

Thomas: You're so gay, that during pride month they would strap you to a pole and wave you around. But they can't cuz you're too heavy, you fat fu-

Henry: 🤨

[putuponpercy]

Harold: *watching the 60th accident this month happening from the skies*

Harold: My working theory is... They're stupid

[oliverfan72]

Thomas: It’s dark in here

Lady: Don’t worry dude I got this

Lady: *Uses her magic*

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 603:

Edward: *Taps fingers with a smug smile on his face*

Gordon: *Taps back with a raised eyebrow*

Emily: What are they doing?

Henry: They’re talking in morse code. I don't know why Edward would want to learn how to communicate in morse code though.

Edward: --. ..- . … … / .-- …. .- - / --- .-.. -.. / -- .- -. ..--.. / .--. . --- .--. .-.. . / --- -. .-.. .. -. . / .- .-. . / … …. .. .--. .--. .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. - …. / …. . -. .-. -.-- .-.-.- (Guess what old man? People online are shipping you with Henry!)

Gordon: -. --- .-.-.- / - …. . -.-- / -.-. .- -. .----. - / -… . .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / …. .- …- . / - --- / -… . / .--- --- -.- .. -. --. .-.-.- (NO. THEY CAN'T BE. YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING.)

Emily: I think we have the answer why.

Edward: …. .- …. .- --..-- / .--. . --- .--. .-.. . / .- .-. . / .- .-.. … --- / … …. .. .--. .--. .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. - …. / . -- .. .-.. -.-- .-.-.- / .--. … ---… / - …. . .-. . / .. … / .- / .-.. --- - / --- ..-. / ..-. .- -. .- .-. - / --- ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / .- -. -.. / . -- .. .-.. -.-- / -.- .. … … .. -. --. .-.-.- (Haha, people are also shipping you with Emily. PS: There is a lot of fanart of you and Emily kissing. >:])

Gordon, slamming his hands on the desk: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW-

[unpopularvivian]

(I got curious)

How would half of the steam team (Thomas, Edward, Henry, Gordon, James, Percy and Toby) react/deal with this yellow mf?

She's only baby :<

I feel like everybody would scream their lungs out except for Percy.

Why?

Because Percy likes creepy stuff.

[unpopularvivian]

(Scenario where the engines have randomly turned into their model series counterparts over night)

STH (approaching the sheds): "Good morning, you lot! Just coming to check in– oh my god"

The engines:

(Not a single thought behind those eyes)

Edward's driver: "Sir, they were like this when we got here. They've just been smiling. All morning"

Thomas's driver: "Not gonna lie, I'm scared to touch them"

Gordon's driver: Especially Gordon, he looks like he's high....

Emily's driver: You think Gordon looks creepy?!? Just look at Emily, she's staring into my soul!!!!!

Sir Topham Hatt: Okay, let's see if they can still talk...

Sir Topham Hatt: *Clears throat* Uh, good morning engines!

The engines: *Ringo's voice* Good morning sir! What a lovely day we're having!

Sir Topham Hatt and the drivers:

[unpopularvivian]

*Board meeting between the railway owners of Sodor in dead silence.*

Sir Topham Hatt: *Silently pulls out a comically large brief case with a tiny ass laser pointer and activates an old projecter to throw a display of three gauges of engine on the wall.* Gentlemen, I am here to open your eyes. We aren't owners of engines, We own several large metal dogs.

Mr Percival: *Spits out his tea*

Thin controller: Did you forget to take your pills again sir?

Sir Topham: No guys seriously, I'm not insane! Look here! *Rapidly flipping through slides and swinging the laser pointer* Really useful engine = Goodboy! Confusion and delay = Bad dog! Special Specials = Treats! Shunting = Play time! Pulling trains = Walks. We are literally operating the worlds largest dog parks!

Lady Hatt: He's outta line, but he's right.

Sir Topham Hatt: Besides, all of the accidents that the engines make are literally things that dogs do all the time!!!!

Sir Topham Hatt: I mean, just look at Thomas, James and Percy!!!!! These three definitely radiate yappy dog energy!!!!

*Thomas, James and Percy crash into various things in the background*

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 656:

Sir Topham Hatt, teaching Edward how to shunt trucks: Now, make sure you apply enough force to be able to push them, but not hard enough to derail them-

*Sir Topham Hatt then accidentally falls onto the ground*

Edward: *UGLY SEAGULL LAUGHING*

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 538:

Mavis: Women.

Gordon: No.

Mavis: Why?

Gordon: Men.

Mavis: No.

Gordon: Why?

Mavis: Women~

Thomas: No.

Mavis: Why?

Thomas: Sweets.

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 646:

Duck: Wanna bang tonight?

Duck: I meant hang. Duck auto-cucumber.

Duck: God donut.

Duck: How the duck do I turn this off????

Donald, exasperated: *Without hard Scottish accent* It's painful watching you struggle man.

[unpopularvivian]

Context: It's a New Year Party on Sodor, and a lot of people are drunk

Furgus Duncan: And that is why Engines tend to be on higher alert

Mr. Percival: Well, that's good to hear because somebody got to be on higher alert tonight.

See people dancing and talking just a little tipsy

Mr.Percival: This snake juice is literally rat poisoning everyone's waste

Meanwhile:

Thomas wobbled a bit: [ hiccup ] I b-been working on this railroad as long [hiccup] I can rember I'm older than Edward [hiccup] and🎶 he my dad🎶 he my dad 🎶 Boogie woogie woogie

Duncan holding Rusty: O k you have enough of this stuff (Took Thomas's cup)

Rusty just laughed uncontrollably as he cuddled Duncan.he took another sip at his drunk: come on, Donuts Just let them boogie it out [ppptttt] 😆 🤣 😂

Duncan: And that's enough for you too, Rusty

Milly: Start cursing in french

Other:?????

Gordon: When people hear me thunder down-the-line, they know I'm there. Like bubba boi

Peter Sam: Hey, turn this music down. 🎶Pos-it oben love and stuff🎶 makuraini sauce

Use the cuts back on, and others begin dancing to music

Furgus Duncan: You may be right.

Mr. Percival: Well, I'm hoping that this doesn't escalate.

*Oliver, Douglas, Donald and Duck suddenly crash onto the ground from God knows how many floors that they have been up on*

Toad: Mr. Oliver?..... 😨

Oliver, drunk-dazed: ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!

All of the engines: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 209:

The Narrow Gauge Gang When They Mess Up:

Luke: Uh oh!

Rusty: Shoot!

Peter Sam: Oops!

Rheneas: Crap!

Skarloey: Oh my god!

Duke: Curse this!

Sir Handel: Goddamn.

Duncan: FUCK-

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 94:

Gordon: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. 

The Steam Team: Awwww- 

Gordon: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." 

The Steam Team: Oh.

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 371:

*When Rosie first comes to the island of Sodor*

Rosie: *Gasps loudly* O-Oh my lord! I-It can't be!!!!!

Thomas: Oh no another admirer!??! I can't take this-

Rosie: No!!!!! Not you!!!!!! *Shoves Thomas out of the way*

*Rosie then excitedly points at Emily*

Rosie: YOU!!!!!!

Emily: What? Me???

Rosie: I WANT YOU!!!!!!

Rosie: I WANT TO KISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Rosie: I WANT TO MARRY YOU-