#incorrect ttte quotes

[unpopularvivian]

Ttte Halloween Headcanons: (1-12)

🎃How to Scare The Steam Team Without Traumatizing Them 🎃:

Thomas: Play extremely romantic or SPICY songs in his room, shed or any place where he normally hangs out in. He might joke about segg or romance and thinks it's funny but absolutely hates it when people start to become TOO comfortable with each other and start doing... Things that I can't name because I'm a minor. Baby by Justin Bieber would make him scream for Satan to take him out of his misery.

Edward: Second hardest person to scare in Halloween. One, he can surprisingly handle extremely dark topics. (I mean, he's a punk. What do you expect). Two, due to his insomnia giving him nightmares. Regular horror just seems like comedy to him. But, Edward does have one weakness: Sonrisas from Unicorn Wars. Has watched the film, loves it except for the parts where Sonrisas is in. In his words: Why the fuck does that orange bitch smiles in EVERY SCENE THAT HE'S IN??? A Sonrisas mask should do the trick.

Henry: Maybe dress up as Jason Voorhees and chase him around with an axe. Or cut some of his trees. (Although that last one would probably have you screaming your head off with an angry Henry ready to kick your ass)

Gordon: Get Bill and Ben roped in with your scheme and have them completely trash his room, shed or his express coaches! Gordon's face will be white as flour when he sees what you have done!

James: Fill his entire makeup collection with butter, nutella, egg yolk and anything else that is NOT makeup and put it back to her drawer. They will be screaming in less than 3 minutes when they're putting on their eyeshadow. Bonus points if you fuck up his clothes as well!

Percy: Number 1 hardest person to scare. Literally everybody has tried scaring him. But nothing seems to work on them! The only thing that would be closest to "scaring Percy" is Urbanspook. But even then, Percy looks more disgusted than frightened.

Toby: Literally any slasher movie, no matter how cheesy it is. Genuinely becomes horrified whenever a character dies even if they deserved it. His friends have no idea how easily spooked he can be. Not even Henry!

Duck: Just do anything that isn't the Great Western way. It's that easy.

Donald and Douglas: Throw a grim reaper costume onto a drone. Wait for the two to come and unleash the drone onto the two of them!!!! Chase them back to Scotland!!! To the moon!!!! To HEAVEN!!!!!!

Oliver: Send the mushiest Valentine's Day card to him. Go wild! Write it like you're simping for this man!!!!! (Unfortunately for Ollie, he is asexual)

Emily: Make the most disgusting Boba Tea with the most despicable ingredients that you can think of. Once you're done, just give it to her! Her reaction will be priceless.

[ryan1014n2]

Skarloey comes to a realization

[aryartzs-ttte]

Henry: You're so gay-

Thomas: You're so gay, that during pride month they would strap you to a pole and wave you around. But they can't cuz you're too heavy, you fat fu-

Henry: 🤨

[putuponpercy]

Harold: *watching the 60th accident this month happening from the skies*

Harold: My working theory is... They're stupid

[oliverfan72]

Thomas: It’s dark in here

Lady: Don’t worry dude I got this

Lady: *Uses her magic*

[autumnwander]

Thomas: Here you go, Gordon, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Gordon: It's cold.

Thomas: A nice cup of coffee.

Gordon: It's horrible!

Thomas: Cup of coffee.

Gordon: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Thomas: C U P.

[imitation-steamroller]

Nia: Lady, give me patience.

Ace: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Nia: If Lady gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[unpopularvivian]

Nah, but why would I imagine Edward purposely staying in the tunnel and just scares the shit out of Gordon once he enters it.

Gordon: *Going through the tunnel*

Edward: SURPRISE!!!!

Gordon: *Gets an engine equivalent of a heart attack* JeSuS-

I wonder if engines get the same excitement with tunnels as ferrets do when they get a nice tube.

⬛ <- 🚂 peep - peep!

I imagine a couple of engines really love making echos in the tunnels.

Thomas likes to see how long he can hold his whistle passing through.

Edward talks to himself in tunnels, he also likes the echos. "Hulloooooooooooo."

Henry gets anxious passing through but he doesn't panic, he's too busy sneezing from the dust.

Gordon just swears in them.

James likes to complain in them, but he also loves singing too. (Good acoustics)

Percy tries to get through them quickly because they're dark.

Toby takes his time travelling through just so he can admire the stonemasonry. "Look at how those brick arches curve, now that's real craftsmanship"

Duck just tries to listen out for other engines passing through. (He's serious but still gets a kick out of the odd goofiness)

Donald will make ghost noises.

Douglas just screams for no reason.

Oliver tries to enjoy the brief peace and quiet.

Emily jumps out of her livery whenever she hears Henry sneeze. She also makes a note to tell Gordon off. "You said number eleven!"

Rosie likes to yell "suprise" when she exits. (More pizzazz if there's an engine on the adjacent track entering)

Nia always whispers "ooooh, it's very dark in here!" She also gets a little nervous passing through. (She doesn't like ghosts and keeps hearing them for some reason)

Rebecca goes through as fast as possible because she loves seeing the light at the end get bigger. "I love seeing the sun again!"

Diesel deliberately releases more fumes to upset the next engine passing through.

Diesel 10 practices his evil laugh.

Charlie chokes in the tunnel because of Diesel. He promptly makes fun of him for it later.

BoCo is sensible unless he's in a jokey mood, then he's terrible for blaring his horn.

"Well that was dreadful, won't be going through there again."

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 209:

The Narrow Gauge Gang When They Mess Up:

Luke: Uh oh!

Rusty: Shoot!

Peter Sam: Oops!

Rheneas: Crap!

Skarloey: Oh my god!

Duke: Curse this!

Sir Handel: Goddamn.

Duncan: FUCK-

[konnosaurus]

ttte as incorrect quotes part one of.. probably quite a few haha! i like to think thomas heard his driver n fireman say that to each other once and has been waiting to use it ever since heh!

(this is part one) | part two | part three

[putuponpercy]

"NWR IS UNFAIR! THE FAT CONTROLLER IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONCESSIONS! PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!" — Percy after having his scarf rights revoked

[unpopularvivian]

*Later*

Bill: Are ya sure we won't get caught?

Ben: Oh come on! I mean, we mess around with Gordon for about 100 times and we never got into any trouble-

*Suddenly, the door gets obliterated by a frying pan with a fuming Toby ready to commit murder while Henrietta, BoCo, Edward, Percy, Thomas, Emily and a bunch of other engines are trying to restrain to him*

Toby: I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TWO UP AND I'M GOING TO BURY YOU TWO ALIVE BY MYSELF!!!!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR ALMOST RUINING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH GORDON!!!!!!

Henrietta: Toby! My dear! Slow down! Don't do this!!!!

Percy: HOW IS HE STILL MOVING?!?!?!

BoCo: Please! Don't kill the twins!!!!

Edward: *Shoots a glare at Bill and Ben* If you two want to live, then you better start sprinting!!!!!

Bill and Ben: *Starts running* NOT COOL!!!!!! NOT COOL!!!!!!

(Yes, I know this is a ttte Christmas shitpost. Yes, I know this is September. Shut up it's never too early to celebrate Christmas)

Coal (silly stupid Xmas dialogues)

Bill and Ben: *trashing their room*

BoCo: Clean up, you two! This is a mess!

Bill: No! We wanna get some coal for Christmas!

BoCo: *sigh* That’s a punishment for naughty children.

Ben: Oh, we know that!

Bill: We actually just needed a lot more of it for something!

BoCo: ...

BoCo: What have you been doing?-

*at Tidmouth*

Gordon: I swear I don’t despise you, Toby! That wasn’t my actual gift to you!-

Toby: *holding his unwrapped present, a lump of coal* You know, if you wanted to, you could’ve just said you were stuck on a present idea.

Emily: Maybe secret Santas aren’t the best tradition for us to do every year?..

[thebunnylord]

What the ad agency wanted

What they ended up getting

[autumnwander]

Gordon: Do you want to know your gay name?

Henry: My... my gay name?

Gordon: Yeah, it's your first name-

Henry: Haha. Very funny Gordon-

Gordon: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Henry: Oh- oh my god.

[the-island-of-quotes]

Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?

[naurasweetarudesu]

Peter Sam: "OMG, DO ANY OF YOU PEOPLE EVEN HAVE WHIMSICAL JOY AND CHILDLIKE WONDER????"