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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 603:
Edward: *Taps fingers with a smug smile on his face*
Gordon: *Taps back with a raised eyebrow*
Emily: What are they doing?
Henry: They’re talking in morse code. I don't know why Edward would want to learn how to communicate in morse code though.
Edward: --. ..- . … … / .-- …. .- - / --- .-.. -.. / -- .- -. ..--.. / .--. . --- .--. .-.. . / --- -. .-.. .. -. . / .- .-. . / … …. .. .--. .--. .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. - …. / …. . -. .-. -.-- .-.-.- (Guess what old man? People online are shipping you with Henry!)
Gordon: -. --- .-.-.- / - …. . -.-- / -.-. .- -. .----. - / -… . .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / …. .- …- . / - --- / -… . / .--- --- -.- .. -. --. .-.-.- (NO. THEY CAN'T BE. YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING.)
Emily: I think we have the answer why.
Edward: …. .- …. .- --..-- / .--. . --- .--. .-.. . / .- .-. . / .- .-.. … --- / … …. .. .--. .--. .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- / .-- .. - …. / . -- .. .-.. -.-- .-.-.- / .--. … ---… / - …. . .-. . / .. … / .- / .-.. --- - / --- ..-. / ..-. .- -. .- .-. - / --- ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / .- -. -.. / . -- .. .-.. -.-- / -.- .. … … .. -. --. .-.-.- (Haha, people are also shipping you with Emily. PS: There is a lot of fanart of you and Emily kissing. >:])
Gordon, slamming his hands on the desk: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW-
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Skarloey comes to a realization
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Henry: You're so gay-
Thomas: You're so gay, that during pride month they would strap you to a pole and wave you around. But they can't cuz you're too heavy, you fat fu-
Henry: 🤨
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Harold: *watching the 60th accident this month happening from the skies*
Harold: My working theory is... They're stupid
#ttte#incorrect ttte quotes#ttte Harold#i love the thought of him just floating over Sodor watching all the batshit stuff that happens#and is like 'hah rails am i right'
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Thomas: It’s dark in here
Lady: Don’t worry dude I got this
Lady: *Uses her magic*
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Nah, but why would I imagine Edward purposely staying in the tunnel and just scares the shit out of Gordon once he enters it.
Gordon: *Going through the tunnel*
Edward: SURPRISE!!!!
Gordon: *Gets an engine equivalent of a heart attack* JeSuS-
Also:
Toby, looking at the stonemasonry of the tunnel: Oh wow... These bricks are really well carved! They're-
Henry: *Sneezes in the tunnel*
Toby: *Is covered in snot* Henry I fucking hate you.
I wonder if engines get the same excitement with tunnels as ferrets do when they get a nice tube.
⬛ <- 🚂 peep - peep!
I imagine a couple of engines really love making echos in the tunnels.
Thomas likes to see how long he can hold his whistle passing through.
Edward talks to himself in tunnels, he also likes the echos. "Hulloooooooooooo."
Henry gets anxious passing through but he doesn't panic, he's too busy sneezing from the dust.
Gordon just swears in them.
James likes to complain in them, but he also loves singing too. (Good acoustics)
Percy tries to get through them quickly because they're dark.
Toby takes his time travelling through just so he can admire the stonemasonry. "Look at how those brick arches curve, now that's real craftsmanship"
Duck just tries to listen out for other engines passing through. (He's serious but still gets a kick out of the odd goofiness)
Donald will make ghost noises.
Douglas just screams for no reason.
Oliver tries to enjoy the brief peace and quiet.
Emily jumps out of her livery whenever she hears Henry sneeze. She also makes a note to tell Gordon off. "You said number eleven!"
Rosie likes to yell "suprise" when she exits. (More pizzazz if there's an engine on the adjacent track entering)
Nia always whispers "ooooh, it's very dark in here!" She also gets a little nervous passing through. (She doesn't like ghosts and keeps hearing them for some reason)
Rebecca goes through as fast as possible because she loves seeing the light at the end get bigger. "I love seeing the sun again!"
Diesel deliberately releases more fumes to upset the next engine passing through.
Diesel 10 practices his evil laugh.
Charlie chokes in the tunnel because of Diesel. He promptly makes fun of him for it later.
BoCo is sensible unless he's in a jokey mood, then he's terrible for blaring his horn.

"Well that was dreadful, won't be going through there again."
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ttte as incorrect quotes part one of.. probably quite a few haha! i like to think thomas heard his driver n fireman say that to each other once and has been waiting to use it ever since heh!
(this is part one) | part two | part three
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(Scenario where the engines have randomly turned into their model series counterparts over night)
STH (approaching the sheds): "Good morning, you lot! Just coming to check in– oh my god"
The engines:

(Not a single thought behind those eyes)
Edward's driver: "Sir, they were like this when we got here. They've just been smiling. All morning"
Thomas's driver: "Not gonna lie, I'm scared to touch them"
Gordon's driver: Especially Gordon, he looks like he's high....
Emily's driver: You think Gordon looks creepy?!? Just look at Emily, she's staring into my soul!!!!!
Sir Topham Hatt: Okay, let's see if they can still talk...
Sir Topham Hatt: *Clears throat* Uh, good morning engines!
The engines: *Ringo's voice* Good morning sir! What a lovely day we're having!
Sir Topham Hatt and the drivers:

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I need an episode where Rusty is taken to the diesel works to be repaired and being basically a dog that was raised by cats, being terrified out of his mind with having to sleep with the other diesels and the whole episode he’s like,
“WHERE ARE MY STEAM DADS?!?”
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*Later*
Bill: Are ya sure we won't get caught?
Ben: Oh come on! I mean, we mess around with Gordon for about 100 times and we never got into any trouble-
*Suddenly, the door gets obliterated by a frying pan with a fuming Toby ready to commit murder while Henrietta, BoCo, Edward, Percy, Thomas, Emily and a bunch of other engines are trying to restrain to him*
Toby: I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TWO UP AND I'M GOING TO BURY YOU TWO ALIVE BY MYSELF!!!!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR ALMOST RUINING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH GORDON!!!!!!
Henrietta: Toby! My dear! Slow down! Don't do this!!!!
Percy: HOW IS HE STILL MOVING?!?!?!
BoCo: Please! Don't kill the twins!!!!
Edward: *Shoots a glare at Bill and Ben* If you two want to live, then you better start sprinting!!!!!
Bill and Ben: *Starts running* NOT COOL!!!!!! NOT COOL!!!!!!
(Yes, I know this is a ttte Christmas shitpost. Yes, I know this is September. Shut up it's never too early to celebrate Christmas)
Coal (silly stupid Xmas dialogues)
Bill and Ben: *trashing their room*
BoCo: Clean up, you two! This is a mess!
Bill: No! We wanna get some coal for Christmas!
BoCo: *sigh* That’s a punishment for naughty children.
Ben: Oh, we know that!
Bill: We actually just needed a lot more of it for something!
BoCo: ...
BoCo: What have you been doing?-
*at Tidmouth*
Gordon: I swear I don’t despise you, Toby! That wasn’t my actual gift to you!-
Toby: *holding his unwrapped present, a lump of coal* You know, if you wanted to, you could’ve just said you were stuck on a present idea.
Emily: Maybe secret Santas aren’t the best tradition for us to do every year?..
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"NWR IS UNFAIR! THE FAT CONTROLLER IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONCESSIONS! PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!" — Percy after having his scarf rights revoked
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Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?
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*Board meeting between the railway owners of Sodor in dead silence.*
Sir Topham Hatt: *Silently pulls out a comically large brief case with a tiny ass laser pointer and activates an old projecter to throw a display of three gauges of engine on the wall.* Gentlemen, I am here to open your eyes. We aren't owners of engines, We own several large metal dogs.
Mr Percival: *Spits out his tea*
Thin controller: Did you forget to take your pills again sir?
Sir Topham: No guys seriously, I'm not insane! Look here! *Rapidly flipping through slides and swinging the laser pointer* Really useful engine = Goodboy! Confusion and delay = Bad dog! Special Specials = Treats! Shunting = Play time! Pulling trains = Walks. We are literally operating the worlds largest dog parks!
Lady Hatt: He's outta line, but he's right.
Sir Topham Hatt: Besides, all of the accidents that the engines make are literally things that dogs do all the time!!!!
Sir Topham Hatt: I mean, just look at Thomas, James and Percy!!!!! These three definitely radiate yappy dog energy!!!!
*Thomas, James and Percy crash into various things in the background*
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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 538:
Mavis: Women.
Gordon: No.
Mavis: Why?
Gordon: Men.
Mavis: No.
Gordon: Why?
Mavis: Women~
Thomas: No.
Mavis: Why?
Thomas: Sweets.
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Context: It's a New Year Party on Sodor, and a lot of people are drunk
Furgus Duncan: And that is why Engines tend to be on higher alert
Mr. Percival: Well, that's good to hear because somebody got to be on higher alert tonight.
See people dancing and talking just a little tipsy
Mr.Percival: This snake juice is literally rat poisoning everyone's waste
Meanwhile:
Thomas wobbled a bit: [ hiccup ] I b-been working on this railroad as long [hiccup] I can rember I'm older than Edward [hiccup] and🎶 he my dad🎶 he my dad 🎶 Boogie woogie woogie
Duncan holding Rusty: O k you have enough of this stuff (Took Thomas's cup)
Rusty just laughed uncontrollably as he cuddled Duncan.he took another sip at his drunk: come on, Donuts Just let them boogie it out [ppptttt] ��� 🤣 😂
Duncan: And that's enough for you too, Rusty
Milly: Start cursing in french
Other:?????
Gordon: When people hear me thunder down-the-line, they know I'm there. Like bubba boi
Peter Sam: Hey, turn this music down. 🎶Pos-it oben love and stuff🎶 makuraini sauce
Use the cuts back on, and others begin dancing to music
Furgus Duncan: You may be right.
Mr. Percival: Well, I'm hoping that this doesn't escalate.
*Oliver, Douglas, Donald and Duck suddenly crash onto the ground from God knows how many floors that they have been up on*
Toad: Mr. Oliver?..... 😨
Oliver, drunk-dazed: ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!
All of the engines: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Incorrect Ttte Quotes 209:
The Narrow Gauge Gang When They Mess Up:
Luke: Uh oh!
Rusty: Shoot!
Peter Sam: Oops!
Rheneas: Crap!
Skarloey: Oh my god!
Duke: Curse this!
Sir Handel: Goddamn.
Duncan: FUCK-
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