#incorrect ttte quotes

[unpopularvivian]

(Scenario where the engines have randomly turned into their model series counterparts over night)

STH (approaching the sheds): "Good morning, you lot! Just coming to check in– oh my god"

The engines:

(Not a single thought behind those eyes)

Edward's driver: "Sir, they were like this when we got here. They've just been smiling. All morning"

Thomas's driver: "Not gonna lie, I'm scared to touch them"

Gordon's driver: Especially Gordon, he looks like he's high....

Emily's driver: You think Gordon looks creepy?!? Just look at Emily, she's staring into my soul!!!!!

Sir Topham Hatt: Okay, let's see if they can still talk...

Sir Topham Hatt: *Clears throat* Uh, good morning engines!

The engines: *Ringo's voice* Good morning sir! What a lovely day we're having!

Sir Topham Hatt and the drivers:

[ryan1014n2]

Skarloey comes to a realization

[aryartzs-ttte]

Henry: You're so gay-

Thomas: You're so gay, that during pride month they would strap you to a pole and wave you around. But they can't cuz you're too heavy, you fat fu-

Henry: 🤨

[putuponpercy]

Harold: *watching the 60th accident this month happening from the skies*

Harold: My working theory is... They're stupid

[oliverfan72]

Thomas: It’s dark in here

Lady: Don’t worry dude I got this

Lady: *Uses her magic*

[unpopularvivian]

Nah, but why would I imagine Edward purposely staying in the tunnel and just scares the shit out of Gordon once he enters it.

Gordon: *Going through the tunnel*

Edward: SURPRISE!!!!

Gordon: *Gets an engine equivalent of a heart attack* JeSuS-

I wonder if engines get the same excitement with tunnels as ferrets do when they get a nice tube.

⬛ <- 🚂 peep - peep!

I imagine a couple of engines really love making echos in the tunnels.

Thomas likes to see how long he can hold his whistle passing through.

Edward talks to himself in tunnels, he also likes the echos. "Hulloooooooooooo."

Henry gets anxious passing through but he doesn't panic, he's too busy sneezing from the dust.

Gordon just swears in them.

James likes to complain in them, but he also loves singing too. (Good acoustics)

Percy tries to get through them quickly because they're dark.

Toby takes his time travelling through just so he can admire the stonemasonry. "Look at how those brick arches curve, now that's real craftsmanship"

Duck just tries to listen out for other engines passing through. (He's serious but still gets a kick out of the odd goofiness)

Donald will make ghost noises.

Douglas just screams for no reason.

Oliver tries to enjoy the brief peace and quiet.

Emily jumps out of her livery whenever she hears Henry sneeze. She also makes a note to tell Gordon off. "You said number eleven!"

Rosie likes to yell "suprise" when she exits. (More pizzazz if there's an engine on the adjacent track entering)

Nia always whispers "ooooh, it's very dark in here!" She also gets a little nervous passing through. (She doesn't like ghosts and keeps hearing them for some reason)

Rebecca goes through as fast as possible because she loves seeing the light at the end get bigger. "I love seeing the sun again!"

Diesel deliberately releases more fumes to upset the next engine passing through.

Diesel 10 practices his evil laugh.

Charlie chokes in the tunnel because of Diesel. He promptly makes fun of him for it later.

BoCo is sensible unless he's in a jokey mood, then he's terrible for blaring his horn.

"Well that was dreadful, won't be going through there again."

[konnosaurus]

ttte as incorrect quotes part one of.. probably quite a few haha! i like to think thomas heard his driver n fireman say that to each other once and has been waiting to use it ever since heh!

(this is part one) | part two | part three

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 209:

The Narrow Gauge Gang When They Mess Up:

Luke: Uh oh!

Rusty: Shoot!

Peter Sam: Oops!

Rheneas: Crap!

Skarloey: Oh my god!

Duke: Curse this!

Sir Handel: Goddamn.

Duncan: FUCK-

[lordvonbunnyv]

When life throws you lemons

Thomas: eat them

Edward: make a nice lemon meringue pie and share it with friends!

Henry: I AM THE LEMON!!!! I AM NOTHING BUT A BIG OL’ CRATE OF LEMONS!! DO YOU KNOW WHERE LIFE IS GETTING THOSE LEMONS FROM!? THAT CRATE THAT IS ALSO ME!!!

Gordon: protest for life to stop giving you so many lemons.

James: yell at it to stop because it will ruin your paint work.

Percy: put them all in a box and simply return to sender. And then have the entire box hurled right back at you.

Toby: do absolutely nothing. Whoever is throwing the lemons will get their comeuppance eventually.

Duck: apologies for being in the way of the lemons and move out of the way.

Donald: tell life to stop and throw the lemons right back at them even harder.

Douglas: they’re just lemons, what’s the worst that they can do to you? Splatter all over you?

Oliver: really? Fruit? That’s the best it can do?

Emily: take all of the lemons and sell them at a farmers market.

Diesel: make it everyone’s problem.

Whiff: lemons make for good batteries, maybe I can take them and somehow get them to power the entire island? Alternative power sources are all the rage nowadays.

Duncan: tell life to take the lemons and !!!$&$$!!! !!!&@&&$!!!!

[unpopularvivian]

*Later*

Bill: Are ya sure we won't get caught?

Ben: Oh come on! I mean, we mess around with Gordon for about 100 times and we never got into any trouble-

*Suddenly, the door gets obliterated by a frying pan with a fuming Toby ready to commit murder while Henrietta, BoCo, Edward, Percy, Thomas, Emily and a bunch of other engines are trying to restrain to him*

Toby: I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU TWO UP AND I'M GOING TO BURY YOU TWO ALIVE BY MYSELF!!!!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR ALMOST RUINING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH GORDON!!!!!!

Henrietta: Toby! My dear! Slow down! Don't do this!!!!

Percy: HOW IS HE STILL MOVING?!?!?!

BoCo: Please! Don't kill the twins!!!!

Edward: *Shoots a glare at Bill and Ben* If you two want to live, then you better start sprinting!!!!!

Bill and Ben: *Starts running* NOT COOL!!!!!! NOT COOL!!!!!!

(Yes, I know this is a ttte Christmas shitpost. Yes, I know this is September. Shut up it's never too early to celebrate Christmas)

Coal (silly stupid Xmas dialogues)

Bill and Ben: *trashing their room*

BoCo: Clean up, you two! This is a mess!

Bill: No! We wanna get some coal for Christmas!

BoCo: *sigh* That’s a punishment for naughty children.

Ben: Oh, we know that!

Bill: We actually just needed a lot more of it for something!

BoCo: ...

BoCo: What have you been doing?-

*at Tidmouth*

Gordon: I swear I don’t despise you, Toby! That wasn’t my actual gift to you!-

Toby: *holding his unwrapped present, a lump of coal* You know, if you wanted to, you could’ve just said you were stuck on a present idea.

Emily: Maybe secret Santas aren’t the best tradition for us to do every year?..

[putuponpercy]

"NWR IS UNFAIR! THE FAT CONTROLLER IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONCESSIONS! PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!" — Percy after having his scarf rights revoked

[the-island-of-quotes]

Rosie: *Sees Marklin* Get the hell over here you son of a bitch! Thomas: *Exists in front of Rosie* Rosie: Get the hell out of the way! *Throws him out of the way only to find Thomas before looking back and seeing Thomas behind her, then back and forth before forcefully shoving him out of the way, and attempts to shoot Marklin but is out of Ammo.* Rose: *Sigh* *Grabs Thomas's hand and spins his yo-yo at top speed so the rope breaks and it bounces like a ping pong ball before hitting Marklin* Rosie: Finally! @gold-dust599 's Thomas: What the heck was that?

[naurasweetarudesu]

Peter Sam: "OMG, DO ANY OF YOU PEOPLE EVEN HAVE WHIMSICAL JOY AND CHILDLIKE WONDER????"

[dragons-and-magic]

Gordon: In light of what you did for me, you may hug me for 4 to 5 seconds.

Rebecca: Forty five seconds?! :D✨

Gordon: No! Four to f-

Rebecca: *hugging him* No take backs!😁✨

[steam-beasts]

Random incorrect ttte quotes

(Context; Takes place in BWBA. Nia likes Henry. Just an interaction I thought up. I tried to make Thomas's personality resemble Trampy's Thomas btw)

Thomas: Hey...Nia?

Nia: Hmm...? Oh! Hello, Thomas!

Thomas: Yeah, hi...uh, why do you keep staring at Henry like that?

Nia: Like what?

Thomas: You stare at him as if you've never seen a big engine before. Can't blame you though, he's quite fat, isn't he–?

Nia: THOMAS! Don't say that, Henry doesn't look fat at all! He's strong, kind and quite...handsome, I must admit.

Thomas: Okay, whatever...wait...did you say Henry's handsome?

Nia: N-No–!

Thomas (putting two and two together): Oh my god. You have a crush on fucking Henry–

Nia (flustered): I-I..yeah?! Maybe?! So what if I do? Henry's such a sweet engine!

Thomas (if he could pinch the bridge of his nose, he would) : Out of all the engines on this whole island, Nia...you're so lucky he's became soft–

Nia: What's wrong with Henry?! Henry's kind, loves nature and animals like me, and he's patient!

Thomas: Yeah, 'kind and patient'...sure...you wouldn't be saying that back when the first Sir Topham Hatt was here

(Thomas then gets an idea)

Thomas (deviously smirking): Nia, have you ever heard of "The Railway Series"?

[thefluffyrailway-official]

𝐓𝐓𝐓𝐄 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 (#010?)

Sir Handel: Now, you must be very careful of the detours and don't go too fast.

Savella: OK! Don't be careful of the detours and go as fast as the express! Got it!

Sir Handel: NO! NO SAVELLA! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU MUSTN'T DO!

Peter Sam: Maybe we should try some reverse psychology... Let's see Savella, you must ignore any detours and go as fast as the express all the time. Understood?

Savella: ... That's what I just said, isn't it?

(Silly gurl)