#He’s just like that

[frownyalfred]

the most canny DC characters are the ones who can look at one (1) Bruce Wayne and immediately say, with great certainty, there’s something wrong with that man that goes back at least several generations.

[stark-lord]

Constantly plagued with thoughts of Edwin now knowing he enjoys being courted and Charles (compulsive charmer) with a whole new arsenal up his sleeve (laser focus on Monty’s whole deal)

“I mean, my smile is prett-y convincing” yeah yeah okay I can see where this is heading. Outlook not so good (for me)

[beck404]

Nick writing “i love Nick Nelson” on Charlie is so funny

also go check out the latest Heartstopper update!!

[bookwyrminspiration]

oh. so there’s not actually a stipulation or special circumstances that require them to eat the monsters to defeat the dungeon or something. they’re just poor and Laois is Like That

[circle-around-again]

Maul seeing kenobi on the news just randomly: *goes EKEKEKEK like a cat seeing a bird*

Savage: sometimes I worry brother

(This isn’t a zabrak instinct btw)

[reamnosart]

I don’t think Ik was thrown out of the car for being gay. I think his dad found a human bones collection or smth in the basement and decided enough was enough

[cantagirldrawinpeace]

Food for the acedeu enjoyers 🩵❤️‍🔥

[chipistrate]

Gregory and Vanessa are both the kind of people to sacrifice themself for each other tbh

3 star fam contemplating how to trap the Mimic and Vanessa is about to offer to lure him in, when Gregory suddenly runs off and quickly returns with the Mimic chasing him like a wild animal and Vanessa and Freddy are like “GREGORY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????”

[jesus-said-chill]

Ryan having to apologize on behalf of Shane during ghost hunting investigations is so funny to imagine. He’s a menace.

[corrupteddoodles]

inspired by @proxy-pages ty for the idea hes absolutely wearing eyeliner but he will not admit it

[frownyalfred]

having Batman as your dad is so cool (training, adventure, being treated like an equal) but people also forget that Batman is Bruce without the cowl, and Bruce is the kind of asshole who’ll watch you faceplant after a missed flip and go “hn….suboptimal.”

[bugcatcherkit]

I think I keep reblogging posts with mob and teru and after I’ll go “wait that was a terumob post” and I do it not because I ship them but because I keep accidentally viewing it through My Preferred Lens on their dynamic and not the one that is obviously being portrayed. I am a Teru-unrequited-crush-who-has-to get-over-it guy

Are they gay and in love or Does one have an unhealthy attachment to an ideal of the other person rather than the person themselves and does the other person literally barely think about them at all outside of the times they (usually coincidentally) meet. No both can’t be true to me I’m sorry. They just have mob and tsubomi’s dynamic x2 but with more time spent around each other

Pick your poison though. “Teru doesn’t know he is gay and in love (unhealthily) and thinks this is just what Meaningful Friendships are about” and “Teru knows and thinks all his interactions with Mob are romantically charged on both ends, they just haven’t said anything about it yet”

And for both Mob is like “Teru? He’s a nice friend. I wonder what he’s been up to we haven’t talked in a while”

[valoflunar]

If regulus took the skittles ice skating Evan and pandora would get the hang of it right away and would skate peacefully with reg, Dorcas would swear multiple times at her skates and then give up trying and Barty slips so much that he might have frostbite on his ass but gets the hang of it 30 minutes before they leave the rink

[husky-and-starch]

Most Fandoms: hyper focusing on one minor aspect of the character and amplifying it in fannon

Starsky and Hutch fandom: Has a character with a weird plant obsession that nobody acknowledges in fannon (the character is Hutch)

[dogwaterdish]

Bakugou: Ah, ready for another fantastic day of being better than Deku.

[capricioussun]

I’ve mentioned before I hc Stretch as not really being into pranks all that much. But what he will do is increasingly strange, inexplicable things mostly only he finds funny. Putting something where it doesn’t belong (extreme edition). Making very, hyperspecific tools for something it’s likely easier to do without them and installing them in other peoples houses. Making custom shirts/clothes that border on or are just completely incomprehensible. Turning the entirety of the inside of their house into a haunted house (nowhere near Halloween) or a person sized “hamster cage” complete with huge plastic tubes, or similar “renovations” (though the outside remains unchanged).

And it’s important to note no one ever sees the build up to these things. They just…appear, one day. And everyone is certain he’s doing it alone but have no idea how. Well, at least the more extreme things, the mundane ones are easier to believe