#He does it every single time

[backpackingspace]

LISTEN I hope telemachus tries to lean on Athena every single time she shows up. It NEVER works. but he still tries. Because he loves her.

[chrisrin]

HE'S GONNA STEAL--NOT JUST YOUR HEART--BUT EVERYTHING YOU OWN AS WELL!!!

[jinikaris]

/ᐠ > ˕ マ Ⳋ birthday cat ⟢ 2024 birthday stream

[lotus-pear]

whatever happens, please don’t break

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

stepping on ur beloved pet on accident

[dumbandpoetical]

[cubbihue]

I get the feel Norm was out of the loop until recently. Thats what being stuck in a lamp does to a fella.

Final! With his stupid new master occupated with a tasty sandwich, Norm can start phase 1 of his plan. He spent years cooking up the perfect plan, now all he's gotta do is get H.P and Sanderson on board then-

- Wait why is Turner in Pixie HQ? Why is he a pixie? What do you MEAN he's the best pixie employee? He has a godBROTHER? THOSE TWO BOZOS KIDNAPPED TURNER??

HOW LONG WAS I IN THE LAMP???

Now he can't mess with Timmy so easily anymore. It and pisses him off.

I don't remember if Norm met Peri. I sent you that another ask. Had to break it up. Also love your art!

2/2

Norm may have been out of the loop, initially. But he picks up on the facts very quickly. Maybe a bit too quickly.

No Fairy have ever asked Timmy about his experiences when he was human. Nor did any Fairy ask him how it was like to become a Fairy. Norm's the first being in 200 years to do it and Timmy's.

Uncomfortable.

In one conversation, they learned more about each other than Timmy liked. With one response, Norm has learned more about Timmy's current state than Timmy realized he'd given. More so, Norm knows more about Timmy's fate than Timmy does himself.

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[william-snekspeare]

Why does my ferret make the worst face I’ve ever seen when he eats eggs

[cinnamonrollsledge]

BAND OF BROTHERS: EPISODE ONE + my favorite closeup shots

[potato-lord-but-not]

I love the expression you give people when they're confused or nonplussed

Like Arthur in the john and frankensteins monster post he's just kinda :V

It's so goofy and it gives my flat pancaked brain so much happy :D

hehe glad you find em amusing- idk why this prompted me to go search for more faces like this but here’s a nice compilation for you <3 (and also other faces I think are stupidly funny)

[emacrow]

For the longest time Danny did not want the crown nor did he want to be king. The floating eyeballs where somewhat overjoyed at that but knew they would need to find a reason to make him take up the crown.

Just so they could hopefully challenge him for the right to rule. That halfia did not realize what kind of power he had and yet did not seem to want.

Till one day he not only took up The Crown but The Ring to. Why one might ask.

Jazz his lovely sister and world renowned was asked to have a talk with The Joker. If he was king he had diplomatic immunity and he knew how to prevent people from becoming ghost too thanks to collecting most of John Constantine soul contracts

Only reason he will take the crown that day just to spector the talk.

Only he and Jazz can see how messed up Joker's soul was, not because the crimes he committed but much worse and deeper then anyone in gotham had known yet.

It was like someone had mold play-doe with this guy's cracked up soul, mixed up names of previous and present lives and past personalities like Jack Oswald White, Arthur Fleck, and Jack Napier and more others being a mismatched into each other into some sort of abomination Frankenstein and physical glued together into a single soul with raw glowing green chemicals in a shape of a smile. Obsessions mixed up with uncontrollable laughter, the color green and purple, very creepy stalker borderline level standard with Batman/Brucie and trying to get him to laugh, he hatred for the robin for getting batman to laugh at his joke instead of his jokes, and pure insane mayhem with life as a joke.

This was unnatural even to most fucked up Soul standards, yet pretty fascinating in a way that would explained why he survived so many life ending attempts on his life.

Jazz couldn't even psychoanalysis him without having a major migraines after 5 minutee with the pure amount of information that just keep going like a broken Dam bursting at the seam.seams..

The questions burns deeply with the both of them though...

How did this happen to him? Who done this to him? Was it even fixable at this point? And whom is the person messing with someone's Soul to turn someone into this..?

[vebokki]

every day sqq wakes up and has to make the herculean effort of looking upon luo binghe's face

[naffeclipse]

I got a curious little question that just spawned on my mind, What if in the scenario where Orca!Eclipse meet's any of the Siren!Reader's- Could be anyone you want. But strangely enough, They don't.. really speak. Or as we'd soon find out, Their voice was stolen. Think Ursula took Ariel's voice situation but a human did it. Considering what William Afton did, I'm sure there's a small portion of humans who also probably did some bad shit to sirens ToT

When greed and violence are thrust upon a poor siren, the results are crippling. The belugas are known for being canaries of the sea, and wouldn't that just be awful to have your lovely, hitch-pitched songs taken from you?

Eclipse would find it strange that this lovely little beluga siren he comes upon isn't singing or vocalization—lacking any vocal reaction to him. And when he gets closer to grab you, he spies the fear in your eyes and your frantic, flopping motions. It doesn't take him long to discover the jagged, marred flesh running across your throat. The scar is pink and thin, and he thinks it's fate that you survive being harmed so deeply. He grazes his claws gently over your neck despite your trembling.

Sign language is a form of communication but it varies from pod to pod as it's so rare to have a siren unable to sing and continue to live. You essentially have to create your own gestures and symbols and help Eclipse learn what you mean without speaking a sound, which is anything but simple. Eclipse, however, is nothing if not determined to establish this communication with you and if you get upset or frustrated, he encourages you to keep trying. He also promises to sing to you so you might never be without a song even if you can't cast one. Some days, you become frozen in your grief and Eclipse holds you, and he grieves with you in the quiet. It's not fair. You had such a beautiful voice. Why did those humans take it from?

Eclipse promises no one will ever hurt you again, and he shows you how you might still hum. It's not the same high-pitched notes you used to hit but it's music and it rumbles through you like songs once did. Eclipse loves to press his face to your chest and listen to the sweet sounds.

[its-a-me-mango]

🤨??? /lh just in case <3

mango why do you have his number hey mango, mango get back here hey, hey get back why do you have his number he-

[cherriesandsulphur]

"Well met. I am Raphael. Very much at your service."

[arctic-bookclub]

something about how phil has missa’s volume turned up because of the time missa was playing on a laptop at a hotel with a low volume mic, something about how despite his mic being normal now phil hasn’t turned his volume down not even one bit despite always changing everyone else’s volumes when needed, something about how regardless of how many people are in the room missa is always the loudest in phil’s pov, always the easiest to hear, something about how you can always hear missa over everyone else from phil’s pov, something about how that doesn’t bother phil in the slightest, something about this never being aknowledged by phil and something about it not needing to be, for it’s how it’s supposed to be