#fucking red bull man....

[pearblossomrain]

rotting construction helmet better count his fucking days because he's about to discover exactly how "undisciplined" an asian girl raised by a cantonese grandmother can get.

[wishfuldivine]

Nah, y'all already done pissed off my guy. I fucking love him for this! LMFAO

[orengesz]

Who the fuck gave kym illman the living right to capture Carlos from this angle??!

HIS FUCKING HIPS. I JUST CAN'T RIGHT NOW.

Knees weak, brain is mush.

The hip bone, the little squish bit, his shoulder blade through the shirt ruffles, the curve of his lower back 😭

[rb9]

i firmly believe that people who idolise schumacher but shit on max never actually watched schumacher race bc lordy

[lestappen-inchident]

Max: Go big or go home!

The entire grid: [tears in their eyes] We are begging you, please go home. Please, just this once.

Max:

Max: I’m going BIG.

*Dutch national anthem plays in the background*

[strwbrryfire]

max verstappen you better chew up that lightning mcqueen wannabe and spit him back out.

[brocedesforlife]

"I have other people who are my real friends. My true friends."

[dreamsuvivor]

I would like to take back my previous statement about being impartial towards this bich… honestly fuck him and that horrible team, I can’t wait for his Perezification

[separatetheyolk]

“Yuki will go to AM for the 2026 season!!”

N O.

Alonso is signed until AFTER the 2026 season, Stroll will not be going away any time soon. He will be like a coffee stain in your wooden coffee table that you just CANNOT get rid of no matter what you try.

Yuki will be without a seat for the 2026 season. And I doubt he will come back for the 2027 season.

[lyslsstuff]

Good. fucking. Morning.

[ghostwnby]

I can't stop thinking of that one interview with Sebastian where he's asked what's the most attractive accent and without hesitation he answers British.

This man has only one thing on his mind and that's Lewis 💀

[fanfanfanfaire]

Someone explain to me how Checo gets to renew his contract when his crash in Monaco was SO BAD it put him in lead of the Destructors Championship by over $400k and Ferrari is only 24 points behind in current standing.

[lewishamiltonstuff]

You know what's fucked up about this entire Horner situation?

They were never gonna let him go. They did the investigation just to fulfill a formality. They even set the grounds for today's announcement by already posting yesterday:

"Any statement from Red Bull GmbH is expected to reflect a thorough and fair investigation, but matters of confidentiality are likely to limit the amount of information shared publicly."

By this, they just meant that whatever bullshit we post tomorrow (translation: we're not kicking him out) it'll be fair and impartial. And if someone asks us any questions (translation: we know we'll get the backlash) we can't say anything because it's a matter of confidentiality and we can't share private information (translation: you can fuck off, we don't have anything to prove him innocent, so we'll use the confidentiality clause).

And that is exactly what they did! They posted that their investigation was "impartial" and "fair" and it contains "private information".

They had been setting the stage for this all along!! Who are they trying to fool though?

I hope she takes him to court and drags him in the mud.

[fcb-mv33]

🤌

[rb9]

fia sees a homophobic country and say let’s race there

fia hears a driver say fuck and all hell breaks loose

[formula-1-yapping]

The fia after Max’s 90000th fuck over radio:

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