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Heres how i would imagine someone going back in time and explain f1 to someone who drives a horse carrige in the 13th century would go:

Time traveler: We use 1000 horsepower karts! In the future!

13th century person: How many karts are there?

Time traveler: 20

13th century person: HOW DOES ONE FIT 20,000 HORSES ON A STREET??!!

Time traveler: oh dear…

13th century person: HOW CAN ONE PERSON HAVE ENOUGH TO HAVE 1000 HORSES?!

Time traveler: we dont use horses- *sigh* we use engines-

13th century person: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HORSES??? WHAT IN THE STABLES IS AN ENGINE???? IS IT A NEW HORSE BREED??? HOW DOES IT WORK??? DOES IT NEED A NEW TYPE OF GRAIN???

Time traveler: no- its- *sigh #2* you know what? You’ll find out in the future. *leaves*

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Max if he wore armour:

(Found this in a uquiz. Idk who made it though. But whoever did credits to you!)

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My idea of how the drivers would play monopoly:

Max: rages when he loses. Flipping tables possibly.

Charles: plays the game fairly normally and tries to keep everyone calm and preventing a whole grid brawl

Bottas: decorating the board and pieces and making it ten times more fun looking

Lando: makes up rules and tries to gaslight others into thinking it’s a rule.

Daniel: same thing as Lando but does it jokingly and corrects himself and tells everyone he’s joking

Oscar: trying to stop Lando from gaslighting everyone and trying to get everyone to stop believing Lando’s lies.

Lewis: Giving advice on how to play the game and reads out the rules (and also calling Lando out on his lies)

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The fia after Max’s 90000th fuck over radio:

(Got this on Pinterest)

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(Found this on pintrest)

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Lewis: *arguing about the Hungary incident with Max*

Max: “nuh uh”

Lewis: “THE FUCK YOU MEAN “nuh uh”?!”