#Hazbin hot takes

[red-balloon12]

Also Vox can canonically hold a fight against Alastor. From Val’s lips it was said that he went toe toe with Alastor and Alastor BARELY scrapped by.

If yall haven’t noticed, Alastor is all bark and little bite. He can intimidate people because he can kill people “lesser” than him but when it comes to the people that actually matters, he can only taunt and insult them in hopes they’ll slip up.

I say this with my full confidence that Alastor would get absolutely recked by Camilla or someone like her.

I'm gonna use this post to ask you all for your most controversial Hellaverse opinions.

I know people often do these, but I don't want to hear any "staticmoth is better than radiostatic" mundane, palatable opinions. I want to hear your most contentious, your most divisive, your most polemic, your nastiest, deepest hidden opinions that on any other app would get you beleaguered. I want to hear the opinions that you're afraid of voicing because other fans will flip out. Run wild and don't worry about consequences, the comment section is a safe space, and I will delete any offensive comments or people trying to argue "no, you're wrong" because I want to hear OPINIONS

(A healthy, nonjudgemental discussion is, of course, welcome 🥰)

[truly-fantastic-me]

I'm pretty sure Chaggie haters are just jealous of their cuteness more than anything else.

"ugh Vaggie and Charlie are so boring-"

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over their cuteness.

[hazgraph]

♫ If hell is forever, then heaven must be a lie. ♫

[trustuswithyourposts]

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Angel Dust: "Ya know what your trouble is, toots?"

Vaggie: "You, currently. And usually."

Angel Dust: "Nah nah, I'm talkn' about ya lack of self love!"

Vaggie: "Angel Dust, so help me Charlie- if you tell me to go get myself off-"

Angel Dust: "I would NEVER!"

Vaggie: "Good."

Angel Dust: "That's like, step three on the loving yourself list. Step one for ya is walking around with ya wings out, like ya ain't ashamed of havin' them."

Vaggie: "I AM ashamed of having them?"

Angel Dust: "Well at least ya not in denial over it."

Vaggie: "Why should I love having murder wings. I don't like having murder wings. I fucking murdered people with my murder wings."

Angel Dust: "So? There's more than one way to slay with wings like those~"

Vaggie: "I'm leaving."

Angel Dust: "Did ya even SEE the look Charlie Puff gave ya?"

Vaggie: ".... what look."

Angel Dust: "That look, when you did that biiiiiiiiig stretch and throaty groan after getting beat up by Carmine an' walking home with a shit load of weapons. The look like Charlie was thinkin' about what to EAT that night, if ya know what I mean."

Vaggie: "...."

Angel Dust: "HA! Ya know EXACTLY what I mean, don'tcha!?"

Vaggie: ".... does just seeing someone stretch their wings... does that really do it for people?"

Angel Dust: "Ya ever caught me ogling old Whiskers when he yowls about back pain while actually straightenin' up for a change?"

Vaggie: "Yeah."

Angel Dust: "Yeah~"

Vaggie: "Huh. So, what's step two of the self love thing?"

Angel Dust: "Not haven' to use ya girlfriend as an excuse and reason to love yourself like a dumb lesbian."

Vaggie: "Okay well I give up-"

Angel Dust: "Step six is the BEST sex with said girlfriend that either of ya have EVER had. Like I'm talkn' the mind blown, legs go numb, no one is left standin' for DAYS afterwards kinda s-"

Vaggie: "Angel Dust, stop."

Vaggie: "Let me get a note pad and pen first."

[123puppy]

Context

[husk-says-no]

Hot Take-

Hustle culture is just capitalism with a caffeine addiction. Calm down, Greg, nobody’s impressed you woke up at 4 AM to send emails. Sit down and have a drink like the rest of us failures. 🍺🍸

[gabrielsbubblegumbitch]

I will die on this hill

I constantly see those takes that Vox is wholly responsible for Val's position as an Overlord but it doesn't make any sense. Why on earth Vox would see this unhinged man and think Ah yes I need to make this idiot a powerful idiot. I wish nothing else but to form a fragile alliance and become highly dependent on his mood swings.

Like if Valentino was so bimbo brained and useless Vox would just get him into a contract instead of allowing him to build his own empire. Val has to be good at something else than serving cunt and sucking dick.

[usedtobethelegendcreator]

The fandom: Husk must have been the best Overlord out there! He was caring and kind-hearted and nice!

The show: He was fucking horrible, actually. :)

How did so many people come to the same conclusion when the show directly contradicts it? Is it because of his romance with Angel? Is it because they want Husk to be a powerless little meow meow that needs to be saved from Alastor? Is it because of the AUs where Husk owns Angel’s soul, and they still want to have the romance?

He sold his soul to save his power, he was gambling in souls, and it takes two to play a game of cards. Husk was a despicable Overlord, and his thralls breathed a sigh of relief when Alastor took him down, because they no longer had to wonder if they’d be gambled next.

And, while I’m on the topic, those Husk-owns-Angel AUs? What happened to the big bad power dynamic of Overlord-thrall? Is that suddenly out the window?

[miicycle]

Hot take from a radioapple fan:

Charlastor isnt morally fucked up (other than Alastor obviously hoping to gain something) (which btw is interesting to explore in general). Let people do as they wish.

And before anyone dares to come here and mention episode 5, Alastor tricked you so fucking good if you genuinely believe he sees her as his daughter. He sees potential in her power, nothing else. And fanon can change anything, so even if he did mean it, people are 100% allowed to delete that episode from their brain or view it as they wish.

And people going "But Charlie is in a loving relationship with Vaggie!" Yeah okay, LUCIFER STILL HAS HIS DAMN WEDDING RING! But yall don't want to discuss that, do ya.

So tired of the hate between the fans. Scroll past, censor tags, anything. Just don't hate on people who ship stuff. I wanna be able to hang out with one of my best friends without worrying about our differing opinions regarding a silly fucking cartoon! 💕 At the end of the day, theyre two old, silly, powerful morningstars and hes a vintage asshole. Get a grip.

Tldr: I ship radioapple and dont mind charlastor's existence. A close friend of mine, literally a bestie if you will, has shipped Charlastor since the pilot and the fandom's lack of media literacy had us tiptoe around each other for a while.

Anyways, it's just a show about the BIBLE.

[dewdropdinosaur]

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Day 1: Devil’s in the Details - Alastor x Reader Day 2: Merry and Right - Alastor x Reader Day 3: String You Along - Lucifer x Reader Day 4: White Christmas - Vox x Reader Day 5: Stuff Your Stocking - Alastor x Reader Day 6: For Goodness(Snow)Flake - Lucifer x Reader Day 7: In the(Saint) Nick of Time - Angel Dust x Reader Day 8: Tough Chestnut to Crack - Alastor x Reader Day 9: Egg-Snog - Alastor x Reader Day 10: Ghost of Christmas Present - Vox x Reader Day 11: Mistle-hoe - Lucifer x Reader Day 12: Fleece Navidad - Lucifer x Reader

[kingcaspian43]

hot take

but people who hate popular things are just as annoying as people who overhype popular things.

edit: more annoying than people who overhype popular things*

[mintaikkcorpse]

You can tell Angel has daddy issues because he is currently crushing on a depressed drunk 70 year old man

[erraticprocrastinator]

Reposting this on Tumblr because, why not?

I’d like to add, now that I’m free from X’s character limit, that I am aware that there are a select few people out there who do write or make art for certain ships with the goal of criticising or “fixing” the relationships and identities in canon, but, at least from what I’ve seen, I truly don’t believe that this is the majority of Hazbin shippers (or non-canon shippers in general). Especially for a show with such heavy queer representation, with a largely queer audience, where most of the popular fan ships are also queer, I don’t think most people are approaching this with erasure in mind.

I know that I, for one, definitely didn’t start shipping RadioApple because I wanted to ignore or change Lucifer and Alastor’s identities in canon. I just found myself drawn to the characters, and their potential for chemistry outside of a canon setting, and decided to let myself have fun with those ideas — which, until now, I kind of thought was supposed to be the purpose of fan content, anyway. I don’t ship them because I don’t like who they are in canon, or because I want them to ever get together in canon (I don’t!), just like I think it’s generally assumed that most people who make gender-bend content don’t actually want the characters to be a different gender, or that people who kill off their favourite characters don’t actually want it to happen.

I’ve truly never seen this be such an issue in any fandom other than Hazbin, even for other LGBTQ-friendly animated shows. I know that this fandom can be pretty hostile in general, but I can’t pretend that I don’t find it disheartening when the comments of almost every adorable piece of fanart I find are littered with things like “but Charlie is with Vaggie!”, “Alastor is ace so this would never happen” (a topic that honestly deserves its own post), or “Angel can’t be with XYZ because HuskerDust is confirmed!”. We know guys. We know. That’s why we sit here writing fanfiction, making fanart; to explore ideas we haven’t seen in canon, or that haven’t been expanded on yet. Fandom is supposed to be a safe space for people who want to test their creativity, not a place to jump on each other because of it. As always, if something isn’t your cup of tea, you’re free to scroll past, click back, or filter out. There’s no need to rain on content that ultimately isn’t harming anyone, especially, and I really can’t emphasise this enough, especially if you support non-canon ships in other fandoms.

[mooneyedmoth]

8 hours of continuous work with me vaguely remembering to eat food at about hour 5.

[arteicetb]

Despite my hyperbolic nature, my criticisms of Helluva and Hazbin do come from a place of genuine concern and hope for the show. I wish nothing but the best for the artists who are busting their butts on this show, they’re great, but sadly visuals can only take a show so far if the writing doesn’t improve. That’s my bone to pick with this series because it’s both fascinating and disappointing how far it goes for some characters (Fizz, Stolas) than others (Barbie, Loona, most the women honestly). If ppl enjoy the direction it’s going in, cool, glad they can. They have every right to share what they love about the show however…those of us that loved the demon show about Imps we thought we were gonna get also have a right to be critical about it.

That being said, I want to make a video reacting and rationalizing our “Helluva/Hazbin Hot Takes”🔥🔥🔥

Such takes range from reasonable to outrageous and I wanna hear them all!