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Also Vox can canonically hold a fight against Alastor. From Val’s lips it was said that he went toe toe with Alastor and Alastor BARELY scrapped by.

If yall haven’t noticed, Alastor is all bark and little bite. He can intimidate people because he can kill people “lesser” than him but when it comes to the people that actually matters, he can only taunt and insult them in hopes they’ll slip up.

I say this with my full confidence that Alastor would get absolutely recked by Camilla or someone like her.

I'm gonna use this post to ask you all for your most controversial Hellaverse opinions.

I know people often do these, but I don't want to hear any "staticmoth is better than radiostatic" mundane, palatable opinions. I want to hear your most contentious, your most divisive, your most polemic, your nastiest, deepest hidden opinions that on any other app would get you beleaguered. I want to hear the opinions that you're afraid of voicing because other fans will flip out. Run wild and don't worry about consequences, the comment section is a safe space, and I will delete any offensive comments or people trying to argue "no, you're wrong" because I want to hear OPINIONS

(A healthy, nonjudgemental discussion is, of course, welcome 🥰)

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Also, Alastor is more enjoyable when he’s sad and pathetic (derogatory). I don’t him otherwise.

People were VERY ableist when the “Vaggie vs Lute” fight happened. On top of being out of practice and just getting back her wings, she’s still missing an eye. She did pretty well for her first actual fight in 3 years. People PISSED me off when they said “she just won because of plot armor! Lure should have ended her there.”

No this is just what happens when you monologue for too long like Syndrome. Vaggie fought smart while Lute fought hard.

I'm gonna use this post to ask you all for your most controversial Hellaverse opinions.

I know people often do these, but I don't want to hear any "staticmoth is better than radiostatic" mundane, palatable opinions. I want to hear your most contentious, your most divisive, your most polemic, your nastiest, deepest hidden opinions that on any other app would get you beleaguered. I want to hear the opinions that you're afraid of voicing because other fans will flip out. Run wild and don't worry about consequences, the comment section is a safe space, and I will delete any offensive comments or people trying to argue "no, you're wrong" because I want to hear OPINIONS

(A healthy, nonjudgemental discussion is, of course, welcome 🥰)

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….I actually like Mimzy interrupting “Hell’s Greatest Dad”. It as getting chaotic anyways and I quote “IT’S MEEE” a lot now.

I have no takes for Helluva Boss.

I'm gonna use this post to ask you all for your most controversial Hellaverse opinions.

I know people often do these, but I don't want to hear any "staticmoth is better than radiostatic" mundane, palatable opinions. I want to hear your most contentious, your most divisive, your most polemic, your nastiest, deepest hidden opinions that on any other app would get you beleaguered. I want to hear the opinions that you're afraid of voicing because other fans will flip out. Run wild and don't worry about consequences, the comment section is a safe space, and I will delete any offensive comments or people trying to argue "no, you're wrong" because I want to hear OPINIONS

(A healthy, nonjudgemental discussion is, of course, welcome 🥰)

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I was going to say somthing about Poppy but idk if Poppy would count since Sally was the one that found her first.

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Chaggie Week: Day 6: What if?

What if Charlie and Vaggie met like this instead of the hat happened in the show?

(Yes I’m aware that Chaggie week is over and yes I’m aware that this is my first piece of Chaggie art I’m making public-)

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I’m loving this more than I thought I would….and now I need more. I can unironically hear their voices in Hell’s Greatest Dad (or I guess mom now?)

Chaggie Week Day 6 - Roleswap!

The prompt didn't say which roles they had to swap 🤭. So now instead of canon wholesomeness our girls are trapped in a popular non-canon toxic yuri. But goddamn are they popular.

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So I’ve seen some people suggest that Julie is the one that is silencing Wally. And I’m gonna say why that doesn’t make sense to me.

Julie has no reason to replace Wally. So far we’ve had nothing but good interactions between the two and Wally has never boasted about him being in the spotlight. (Bro didn’t even know his own popularity unit it was said in that interview a few updates ago.) In general, Wally doesn’t seem like the type to brag about his popularity.

And even when the two are alone they don’t speak ill of eachother.

SPOILERS FOR THE WH SPRING UPDATE:

Even when they were having their respective “dark moments” they never spoke ill about one another. Julie obviously has self worth issues but not from Wally. From that black flower and her inability to make it bloom. She seems to put a lot of worth in her abilities to bring spring and her not being able to caused her to have a mental breakdown.

So I think Julie was put in the spotlight for convenience and to coverup whoever was trying to silence Wally.

Another thing that I wanna bring up is that Julie seems to be a bit of a people pleaser. In the “Julie’s Guide to Being Joyful” story book, she’s seen making people smile. But she’s never given anything in return. As someone who was a people pleaser (and still kind of is-) Too much of this mentality is harmful and it’s obvious that when Julie doesn’t make people smile or doesn’t make the flowers bloom, she gets upset. (And in the flower’s case, so upset that she breaks character.)

So now you’re probably wondering “who’s the villain?”

Before this update I thought it was Home. But after the “ringing” audio I don’t think it’s Home either. Why would Wally be open to talking about his frustrations and “different means of communication” if Home was evil. The only thing I can say is that Wally doesn’t know that Home is evil but he’s within Home all of the time.

There was a theory made by someone else that the Restoration Project members are the actual villains and the more I think about it, the more I’m comfortable with that theory. We don’t why the WHRP is doing this. We don’t know what the goal is. We are just told it was to bring WH to the light and get people talking about it. But they strangely keep their motives vague and surface level. And they seem to be obsessed with bringing this show back.

What do you guys think?

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Yes yes….BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

Everyone keeps mentioning the early Spring that was triggered by Julie

Then Sally is mentioned with tulips in the Darling Broadcast

Then Julie freaks out about a black tulip that hasn't bloomed

In the vids you're either looking at random scenery, down at the tulip, or up at the sun

The tulips describe Sally as being full of sunlight

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We know what you are, Poppy-

GAY

I know what you are Bea Joyful

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I’m starting to think there isn’t a villain from main cast- I think the Restoration group are the villains.

The more lore I get from Welcome Home the more I question who is actually the antagonist, because at first I genuinely believed it was Wally. Then his house, but now I’m definitely getting that “Home is keeping him captive but only because he’s evil” vibes. And it doesn’t help for the Halloween update he was literally the devil, and that might have been just a red herring but idk. Anyways, JULIE CENTERED UPDATE YAY

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This is actually pretty accurate to how things went-

“Head In The Flowers.”🌷👁️

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Guys I can’t access the

https://www.welcomehomerestorationproject.net/regardforgetfullnesssilence

link or the ringing link. Is this the same for anyone else? What’s happening? Is this on purpose or a glitch?

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The way I see it, the characters can only leave Home when it’s convenient for the story. Otherwise they have to stay in the Home cul-de-sac

ok maybe this is nothing, but also its goddam fucking somthing

at first seeing these two plowing through a deep field of snow to get out of Home and see J's fam didn't seem like anything to pay attention to. But then on the trip home after spring got sprung?

thats... weird. Like if you were an illustrator for a kids book, you'd probably choose to show the way back through what was a giant field of snow as like a grassy plane full of flowers right?

but no, its these... clouds

its like they aren't traveling through the real world to get back to Home, its like they're passing through some void that they can't even perceive as anything more than hazy pink mists. And on top that? Eyes closed

they do not see it, they just move through it

that just really stuck out to me because when you look at any of the maps of Home?

Home is always completely closed in

no roads out, no indication that there is anything outside of home

like yeah characters have family that visits and many of them came from other places, but i think its very much a closed world like in the movie Pleasantville:

characters can only "leave" on rare occasions and how they come and go is obscured to both them and the "audience"

bet if you were to ask Julie or anyone for exact directions on how to get to their family's homes, they'd start out speaking with confidence but then slowly come to the realization that they have no goddamn idea

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I don’t think Wally’s the villain here. I think he did something or found something that got him in trouble and now someone is trying to keep him quiet. If he REALLY is the villain, he’s an accidental one. Because why would he be worried about him and us getting in trouble?

WH SPOILER

I...I don't know how to describe what I felt with this update, everything about it was...WONDERFUL, Julie, her brothers, Frank, the neighbors! EVERYTHING! And about the secrets...what scared and impressed me the most was...Wally...in the ringing audio...I've never seen him so...determined, desperate and...ANGRY, HE WAS VERY ANGRY, THE LAUGHTER AT THE BEGINNING HE SEEMED LIKE HE WAS GOING CRAZY BUT HE WAS HOLDING HIMSELF BADLY NOT TO...Maybe Wally really is the villain or that phrase "desperate times come with desperate decisions"

And also Julie saying "SHIT" I will never be the same person.

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I tried going on there a few hours back but it was blocked. I guess it’s open now.

I don't think Home is who's evil in WH, Wally is hiding and Home is literally with him to keep him safe, talking with him

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Someone had a theory that the actual evil are the Restoration Project members and we’re supposed to be the “black sheep”. Hence why our collective avatar is the only human Wally talks to. Maybe we’re the only member of the restoration project he trusts.

I don't think Home is who's evil in WH, Wally is hiding and Home is literally with him to keep him safe, talking with him

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I did I find it weird how he was talking about other means of communication while still with Home. It’s as if Home is in on it.

I’ll admit I was one of the people who suspected Home to be evil, but now I’m not so sure. I can at least be somewhat sure that Wally isn’t full on evil here though.

I don't think Home is who's evil in WH, Wally is hiding and Home is literally with him to keep him safe, talking with him