#HR IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!
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omg screaming crying throwing up on the one hand im glad nobody knows what my job is but also i need everyone to know that i dont work in hr fjskfkdjdkshhsfkfjsjdkdkh
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#stray kids#skz#bystay#changbin#jisung#hyunjin#hyunsung#usersemily#usersa#usernoona#userlau#mt#gifs#sorry i lost it when this happened#when you're trying to give an inspirational speech#but you're sitting between your friends#who start massaging each other's feet under the table#changbin would like to talk to hr#what is wrong with them (affectionate)
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so after the new content any thought on the opportunist?
He was, currently is and always will be a sleazy littol bird butt 🪶
#bear answers#stp spoilers#stp#stp voices#voice of the opportunist#slay the princess#slay the princess pristine cut#stp opportunist#drawing Opportunist again I see the OPPORTUNITY to draw him in different ties#different route = new tie 👔#honestly can’t really say anything unique#he’s a really fun character#who brings new kinda egoistical perspective#like the guy *does not care* about ethics#Opportunist is the type of guy to be HR’s best friend and boss’s pet#he WILL spit in your coffee if Nathan from the upper management said so#that’s the reason I designed him to be office core in a way#I was not surprised when he wanted to kill the princess in the Dragon route#(was happy I recognised him by writing alone btw)#also headcanon Skeptic and Opportunist being besties#or most likely just Opportunist kissing up to Skeptic#bc Skeptic is the most rational/logical from the group#I would imagine he would seem as a leader#(and we all know how Opportunist reacts to leader figures lmao)
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i just finished dark heir
#me foaming at the mouth during the last chapters: HE IS! FUCKING! SAVING YOU!#i am huddled around will kempen hissing like a mama cat none of these fuckers are allowed to look at him#dark rise#okay but like. cyrian at literally every moment in the book you see will anticipating things and making connections#that you never make. doing things like a leader & being fucking smart and strategic. and your dumb ass really thought.#hm. must mean i shouldnt listen to him about the magic staff that can literally stop the end of the world. must be evil.#me: [screams into the abyss]#i know i cant expect characters to react like readers and they DID all react like i knew they would but god it was so infuriating!!!!!#and heart breaking! god!!!! god!!!!! will reliving his mother's initial betrayal over and over and OVER again#and thinking about all the little moments we get where the novel tells us: if these 'evil' characters had just been accepted#instead of tossed aside maybe they wouldnt have fallen. if they had been protected instead of killed maybe they would have#become protectors instead of killers. maybe if will's mom hadn't tried to butcher him for the sin of his own birth#he wouldn't have been so scared to tell people he lied to them.#anyway im not normal about will kempen and if book 3 doesnt give me his friends fucking accepting him i'll kill someone#me looking directly at visander: i dont care how charming you are i'll murder your ass about it#i read this book in like 5 hrs im being very normal about it
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Love how Nandor canonically wants some guy to rail him while he watches Guillermo pull his pants down.
#WWDITS#wwdits s4e8 go flip yourself#nandermo#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#poor guillermo someone please call HR#the inherent homoeroticism of swinging really big hammers with your bros#Nandor wants a skylight installed in the bathroom ceiling#so he can “see Guillermo on the toilet haha”#while he's imitating being railed by a “guy friend” against the mancave bar#directly above the bathroom so the skylight would give him a clear view
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#high roller#mrs in the honorifics list congratws to the happy duck#up to the observer if this is brubuck or HR married themself#secret third option is his ex wife in that family feud animatic#just wanted to call her a broom 🧹#@ my friends sorry for putting this thing on your dash#toontown corporate clash#ttcc
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jaykyle au where they're theatre kids in the same school but they're not the actors jason's the scriptwriter/director and kyle is the prop manager (i don't know the official terms sorry) and they'd probably do an amazing job on the backstage setting if they could stop arguing for 5 whole seconds about their artistic visions and ideas and how "this would obviously work better this way"
#jason todd#kyle rayner#jaykyle#mypost#dc thoughts#vp of the club: maybe we should find some other people to do the job if they can't get along?#pres of the club: no they're both talented af and i want this to be raving success just knock their heads tgt and tell them to play nice or#i'll make them wear the get along shirt again#WAIT ONE SEC DONNA'S THE PRES and overseer she's pissed bcos kyle played the same role last year and he was chill then#wally's vp no 1 and backstage manager and he's thinking of kicking kyle out#dick's vp no 2 and main lead and he's thinking of kicking jason out bcos it's embarrassing and annoying to work with your younger siblings#kon helps kyle with props and bart is one of the actors and kon is jealous af about it he grumbles a little#roy is the fight scene choreographer#i'm trying to think of something for garth but the only thing that comes to mind i'm not sure are fitting enough#actor manager? weapon manager? oooh maybe pet manager if they have animals... human and pet manager???? hr department but including animals#ooooh maybe pet manager if they have animals#raven can play bart's love interest (in play) maybe (wally doesn't like it and neither does gar for very different reasons)#eddie deals with the contraptions they build for this bubble machines smoke machines lowering and raising anything mechanical#rose and cass helps with the weapons stuff they keep fighting too and roy is TIRED#connor plays the villain he didn't mean to or want to but he got dragged into it and he's really hot and gunned in for next years main lead#he doesnt want this#steph and mia are hair makeup costume department but bart and kon love to hangout and help too#jennie-lynn and bart are in-charge of socials#tim pops up a lot because so many of his friends (and brothers) are here and when he does he helps steph and mia#damian too pops up to help with pet management and sometimes prop art#this is much to dicks annoyance jason is already here can his little brothers LEAVE HIM ALONE SOMETIMES UGH#damian (taking cues from talia and bruce loverenemies dynamic and wanting an artist in-law): we should set jason and kyle up#dick: no / tim: hmm / dick: NO#i want to add the yj girls (cassie cissie greta anita) but i know too little about them right now but imagine they're there and the roles#are to be determined
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[ Previously... ]
@your-friend-silver
#post#ic#reply#mia#elias#your-friend-silver#the blacklight#i feel bad making new posts so much but by god does my pc hate adding more imgs if the reblog is like 3 replies in#woulda had this done an hr ago but had to go out smh
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at the asian american studies sponsored movie screening i run out of my seat to press a button for the presenter and you look away, not in shame, but in anger
go make your own movie.
One where you’re the star
and everything’s my fault
the way you want it to be. I know, it’s easy
to let someone else hold this grief
and sit in the bathtub,
all dressed up to go to the party.
Maybe in this movie it’s your party
and I the party crasher,
holding cymbals and a baseball bat, et cetera.
But we don’t stop getting older when we’re angry
and you’re only twenty,
can’t listen to lullabies at night,
can’t sleep without a blanket
over your head like you’re scared
of your own shadow. God, go
write your own movie.
You could do it,
you’re still
pretty. Angry? Me too.
The bathtub’s overflowing,
the bathroom’s flooding
with whatever you couldn’t say
to the poet with their palms glued shut
in a cheap simulacrum of prayer.
Didn’t you say you were tired? Angry? Me too.
Upset? Unhappy? Me too. Hungry? Lonely? Me too. Me too.
Standing barefoot in the grass
I remembered the month of bad weather.
How I parted the fog with broken hands each night,
looking for your voice.
Oh, I will not forgive you.
Not like this.
With your fingers splayed
against the brute February sky,
lips cracked open like windows,
waiting, like you always are, for me to say the first word.
#my writing#my words#there are many reasons i like tumblr. for example the number of people who keep getting older is very impressive#but also it is nice because unlike my goddamn poetry account (self inflicted damage) half my friends irl do not follow me here#so i can put this poem down. it’s not public grief here it’s anonymous grief! woo#anyway i have just survived possibly the most brutal four weeks of my life and this is including getting dumped a week#before the dance concert in which my ex and i were in more than half the items together. this is including that#but i am OUT#and this poem was written while i was still in but i am O U T#lord being hurt and hurt and being mature and brave and smart makes your HR voice get really good#not by choice#for survival purposes#i am wondering if i should get this laptop. as my water bottle exploded and destroyed my old laptop#i think i will do it#yes. i think so#it is time to start taking care of myself. and so on#so here’s this poem. i wanted to share it because it’s raw and unedited and it has some lines that i think are neat#if it makes you feel some stuff that would make me very happy
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constantly thinking about how when iris and barry were doing the therapy thing and talking about all the trauma/grieving they'd been through iris lists leonard snart as a trauma on par with her fiancé and her mom and then barry says "we've been to a lot of funerals" going crazy over the implications. did they have a funeral for snart. is she including him because barry is traumatized over that loss or is she too. why did she include leonard snart in that list and not fucking henry allen. why is snart's name the one that makes barry cede and admit they've been through a lot. what the fuck is going on.
#it was probably just a name drop for fans but. fucking INSANE.#list of people iris and barry are grieving: eddie ronnie iris's mom hr laurel SNART?????#dead fiance dead close friend dead mom man who sacrificed himself for me dead close friend and. the guy my boyfriend was obsessed with.#iris what is going through your mind. fascinated.#the flash#leonard snart
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HELLO if you have a graphic design portfolio and are interested in some freelance work pls send it my way 👀 we are hiring juniors to do various social media graphics for Figmin
#auropost#either reply to this or send me a dm#or email me at ewan at rosecreative dot art#not writing out my email normally so the spambots don’t scrape me#anyways starting pay is 25/hr#and i’m looking for examples with text and photo manipulation#idk what tags to use for this so send it to your designer friends if you’ve got em!
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I don't consider most people evil, but female HR managers are kinda close
#HR after friend asked to use vacay to visit newborn grandchild: (sighs in frustration) ugh [employee] why are you making this so hard on me#edit: oh right. i forgot. he was telling her not asking AS A COURTESY and they still got fucking assmad about it#i wish you a very much hope your employees leave you for better 👋
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"You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling"
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guess who finally listened to chappell roan
#pov: you are chen about to get told by your best friend of over a decade and a half to fuck off while she drinks herself to death over her-#-dead bisexual-awakening fling#i tried markers seriously for the first time with this drawing and im very happy with how it came out#i Did end up choking on the fumes since i coloured for three hrs straight though#learned a very valuable lesson to take breaks while using alcohol markers because my throat still hurt the morning after 💀#ig this would count as a second part to the northern star ricardo drawing#which actually tracks because i got recommended the artist for this as well#and this one was also a drawing where i tried a new technique#ortega there is something about you that makes me want to experiment#<- words said by sidestep moments before making an irreversibly bad decision#anyway. back to listening to my kink is karma on loop#ortega#fhr#pulp draws
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if life is categorized by Before Loss and After Loss then I exist in the before but with a countdown to the after. and the countdown is always always present and debilitating. the loss will be debilitating too but i cant help myself. i will always suffer twice.
#i cant let go of it. i cant even enjoy good moments without thinking about how they'll just be memories one day#how they're already memories since moments pass so fast#everything is I'll Miss This and i already miss it and i cant believe once you're gone you're gone forever#and ill never ever see you again. and your shell is in the ground but where did the rest of you go?#should i look at your body one last time? on one hand itll be the last time i see you.#on the other hand it will be the last time i see you.#and the memory of you will die with me too. as if neither ever existed#it impacts me so much too bc i dont feel close to anybody really...and i dont make friends easily#so whats going to happen when the people who have always been there arent there anymore?#im going to be alone for so much of my life.#i will record your voice so im ready for when i cant hear it from the source while also knowing it wont be enough and one day#ill be wishing it lasted longer. it could be 12 hours long and ill want more.#how do you surpass this? it hasn't even happened. when it happens i don't know what ill do. considering my whole life has been#the timer. the countdown. hours and hours of anticipatory grief#and then ill be next. me. some of all thats left of you. it cant be true.#sorry. this gets worse every single year and its been going insane lately#id surprisingly been managing it well for months somehow ! it wouldnt cross my mind...and now its there again#like it accumulated and its all coming out right now. ive been crying for hrs tonight and last night#one day his things will just be things. things ive made and given him will be in my hands again.#talkys#i want to go hug my dad but then ill just cry over how one day i wont be able to....! how do i store it? how do i save it?#how do i preserve it forever....even as i take my own last breath....#i cant believe im the only one of me. and my dad is the only one of him.#i wouldnt want to be reborn as anyone else. i cant believe one day i wont get to draw or eat or be comfy in bed anymore.#i cant take it !! im so scared. ill be scared until the end. and you wont be there to hold my hand. im going to be alone.#and none of those years of grief and joy and memories will matter.#i wonder if it would help to tell him about this. i need something to hold onto for when it happens. anything. but i also know it'll make i#hurt more; obviously. just another piece of him that'll be gone one day
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the post grad why did i get an art degree what am i even doing what do i want in life where am i going crisis has finally hit i want to. lie down in the dirt. or something
#WHAT AM I DOING!!!!#i get up i go to my stupid retail job i stick labels on bags they pay me fucking thirteen bucks an hour i come home i lie on the couch#too tired to draw in too much pain to go anywhere no energy to reach out to college friends to do anything fun#no idea where the even start with getting an industry job no clue what i even WANT at this point#trying to remember what i loved so much about comics i want it BACK i HATE this#WHAT IS THE POINT!!!! WHAT DO I WANT WHERE AM I GOING!!! WHAT COMES NEXT!!!!!!#there's no clear career trajectory i can't do freelance i need structure i can't work too much i need free time#my brain doesn't work every job requires me to move across the country the irs just took fucking three hundred stupid dollars from me#my friends live in different states i can't get a job without experience i can't get experience without a job#i can't work on my portfolio with no energy and no time and i dont have any money and everything is so expensive all the time#i can't get anywhere bc i dont drive and im too stressed to think about taking driving lessons again#and WHAT DO I WANT!#THE MOST INTERESTING THING I DO EVERY WEEK IS GO TO PHYSICAL THERAPY!#I AM EXCITED EVERY WEEK FOR PHYSICAL THERAPY!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!#anyway WHATEVER i need to go to bed#delete later#i got into spx. today. so. had to have a crisis about how i felt when i attended spx (energized. excited. a part of something. ambitious)#versus how i feel now (tired. unmotivated. kind of apathetic about art. disconnected)#i dont miss the stress of school but i miss being around other artists. ppl who speak your language and who want the same things you want#ppl who are excited abut art and that makes YOU excited about art. ppl who get you#i miss that i want that back#whatever. its 1am i gotta go shower i have an 8.5 hour shift tomorrow. wahoo. $13.50/hr lets go
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people are so niceys to me............. lies on the floor for a million years
#hellkitepost#(⚠️ some parent death chat in these tags)#was meant to be going to a gig yesterday but just could not do it after the Day i had had#so my best friend basically invited themselves to my flat and then my girlfriend came home and we watched stupid shit on youtube for 2 hrs#and it was really good. weh. exactly what i needed#(top tip if you think “yeah i'll read all about my mother's death and process that in time for the evening and then head out” no you won't)#(bet you don't know how many grams YOUR mum's organs weighed)#(you think 'wow that's really cool info!' and then you think about the process of obtaining that information)#(cool regardless)
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