#HI RAT!!!

[hexcii]

the last ask made me want to bury my face in Sun's (and Moon too, if he'd let me) fur ajhsjsb :>

They would both let you! Only problem is that they might not let you go-

I also wanna bury my face in it, so soooffffttttt

In reference to this ask

[spoonmoment119]

how was the tomato

twas yummy

[hekuuu]

a little self-indulgent comic :>

[michelledrawz]

Had a dream that my partner and I were trying to find a single seat on a very crowded bus, and among all the human passengers was a rat taking up a seat. I was like "Why not just take the seat and hold the rat in your lap?" and partner was like No, that's HIS seat

[arkangelo-7]

The dichotomy of Batman and Robin is so fucking funny because on one hand you have a brooding, dramatic millennial with a rigid moral compass and a sense of extensional dread, and on the other you have an emotional support child that is somehow the literal embodiment of both sunshine and straight-up murder.

[murdertrashbabyrat]

When Wade handed Logan his dog and said “hold please” and Logan DIDN’T immediately drop the dog? I knew then that the Wolverine has officially become wrapped around Deadpool’s little finger.

Not to mention Logan straight up talking to the dog. Fully talking to the dog knowing neither Wade or Nicepool are even paying attention. Logan is a sucker for every Deadpool including Dogpool.

[mrghostrat]

who am i to refuse a warmup crowley meme

[stump-not-found]

Second or Third Contact

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4

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they're about to be really normal about things

[lowpolyanimals]

Rat by @a-little-rough-around-the-edges

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Be wary not of the beast, but the hand that tamed it.

(Read more dog training tips over at Tiger Tiger)

[avaisdramatic]

Gorgug x Mary Ann Skuttle is the purest concentrated form of an “enemies to lovers” plot on a technicality, but is devoid of anything that ever seems to make that trope appealing to people,

And I think that’s extremely funny.

[backpackingspace]

Penelope: cupping odysseus's face: I would gut us both and entangled our intentions. I will stitch our skins together and tie us into knots you will never be able to unravel

Odysseus: peppering kisses across her face tearing up: that's the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me

The rest of court watching them: uM

[rat-king-they-them]

[cameronmitchelljohn]

hi tumblr look at my rat

[inkblot-embalmer]

i think tumblr likes when i post these freaks. are we all excited about captain waking up and also the PLUSHES????

[mxflowercheck]

So, I'm listening to TMA (ep 93) and well, the whole "You are tied to the Institute, and the Institute is tied to me" revelation from The Rat Bastard (Elias) happened recently And I'm just getting into the lore, I don't know shit, so when I had a silly idea, I asked my friend: "Hey, Elias is the heart of the Institute or whatever he is , will it hurt him if you kick shelves or slam the door on purpose?"

They said no (sad), but that doesn't stop from thinking about a crack fic like this? Like:

Elias, with a slightly twitching eye: everyone stop. Immediately. Melanie, scribbling on the table with a knife: stop what? Daisy, methodically breaking the corner of the baseboard with her heel: don't know what you're talking about Basira, forcefully throwing a tennis ball at the wall: we're just having our lunch break Martin, stumbling and spilling boiling water on the floor (again): Yeah, I was going to make us some tea.… Elias: I would advise you to come to your senses and- Tim, actually returning from lunch and slamming the door so hard that plaster falls from the ceiling: hi everyone! Elias: Murderous eldritch screeching

also I like the headcanon that Jon has a cane. So in this lil au I imagine him taking his cane, walking around the Archives and hitting the shelves with it, whe he's particularly annoyed by Elias