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[fiendishfyre]

When Hagrid messaged James and Lily's old friends for photos to put in the album for Harry, do you wonder if Remus sent one? I am inclined to think he didn't because there is no mention of it. Harry doesn't even recognize Remus if the man sent one with him along side Jily. And Remus was definietly know to be friends, Hagrid would have seen the four (mwpp) together all the time and know they were close and old friends....

[amerasdreams]

the more I move toward reality the more I realize how inadequate I am for it.

[the-markus-stickmin-collection]

…..(*falling for ya starts playing*)

Markus: 0-0

[5-7-9]

Funny how right leaners (dudebros) coopted Batman because of the toxic masculine male power fantasy of being a rich white dude that beats criminals up, would need to also share it with the autistics that find Bruce’s Brucie persona a form of masking and his desire to be alone as a result of not understanding social cues and having sensory issues with loudness and his general awkwardness with people and how direct he is-

So fun to see which one people prefer over the other :)

[arturobean]

holy shit polls why do i have this

[aestherin]

wala po akong ipapakain, ubos na pera ko kaka hospital kasi puro na ko kagat, when kaya magiging rabis free hays -anon na matagal ng may rabis hanggang ngayon di na nagaling tapos malapit na maging sugar baby ni pantalone at childe dahil wala na talagang mora

kayang kaya mo maging sugar baby nina pants at childe DAHIL you have rabizz🫶 keep slaying bhie

(pag sugar baby ka na share your blessings pasagap po ng biyaya tnx hehe love u)

[thatonecrookedsmile]

I would say that, considering his history, he's not that wrong, but even I have doubts as to whether that would be right. But at the end of the day, this is just a joke that's been in my head for a while, sooooo…eh.

Oh hey, an attempt at a comic? Made by me? That I didn't give up during the process or lost all motivation? What was my only attempt at this, 2019? Damn, it's been a long time.

I thought about leaving this here without editing or any colors, just the natural ones from the paper and pencil. But something in my head said "HAHAHA, no" so I went back to work. I had to put this idea down on paper this time (literally). If another year passes without me being able to execute this idea, I would lose my mind.

This scenario was inspired by this video by Jehtt, inspired by the original meme by Windii. Credits to both of them.

For a long time I wanted to joke - especially on the anniversary - that I wanted Sammy to only have less than 5 seconds in the next game (or in other words, take his screen time in DR, and shorten it even more). You know, just for the funnies (unless..?) But,thanks to the news released at the beginning of January this year about The Cage, I legally can't do this joke anymore…this year. Don't worry, after that comes out (and finally gives Sam the screen time he wants,hopefully) and we start to crawl into the Bendy 3 production era, I'll make this joke when I can.

Anyway, happy birthday Sammy Lawrence. You may not be my favorite character in this franchise, but there are some things I can actually appreciate about you. Plus, you made me laugh a few moments before (you know what I'm talking about) so there's that.

And happy 7 years to Chapter 2, and by extension, Susie, Norman, Alice, the Searchers, (Johnny????), and Beta Ink Bendy. (I would mention Jack too, but he was only introduced with the release of CH4, so technically it's not his birthday yet, but I'll consider him here).

And now? May I be able to do something for CH4's anniversary. Wish me luck,cus I'll need it.

(it might be really late now, but it's still the 18th where I live, so it's still his birthday, so I still won)

[cocosupme]

GUYS GUYS I just had a thought right now it s theory time babey

Had anybody seen the recent update of qsmp newsletter I saw the jaiden part where it had a text saying "when I don't remember you..."

Im pretty sure ppl had went to youtube and saw what it came out,

IT WAS specifically the first vid tht popped up and enters the song AND the lore of marceline and the ice king bcs it replayed the scene of the episode of the song. What I'm tryna get in here is tht the ice king USED to take care of marceline when she was younger, but now since he went insane from the powers of the crown. It made him forget about her thus went to their seperate ways until she grew up to be an adult.

What I'm thinking about the Jaiden lore here is tht Jaiden is the ice king and cucu is marceline. When cucu brought Jaiden to the federation, they gave Jaiden a book which it shows:

Cucu said Jaiden helped them and specifically cucu too. Sooooo I'm thinking she became a caretaker because if she became a caretaker of the subjects/experiments here and later on something big happened and she had to be removed by the feds and had her memory wiped (which is bad bcs they have the power of doing tht and can remove her memory at any given time) annddddd yes but I'm not so sure on my theory who knows....

Just me being crazy bfr she comes back huhuhuhuu

[theophagie]

angel katsuki and demon izuku is canon. hori is so real for that

Personally I see it more as them pretty much being each other's angel while also being absolute demons to others in battle xD

[dirty-bosmer]

WIP Wednesday

Wow, wasn't expecting to do one of these today as I haven't written anything in... well, months 😅 Thank you for the tag @tallmatcha. The timing is fortuitous.

From the next chapter of my fic, The Illusionist:

He was going to kill her. She could smell it on his musk. Sour sweat overripe with the kind of fear that drove men to destroy strange things they didn't understand the shapes of. It was in his eyes too, a far away, hollow quality, all bored out and looking at her as if from across a vast sea. He was receded from himself. He’d become small, looked like a lost little boy stranded from his mother, and how could she do anything but pity him, all alone on that distant shore? 

The quiet droned around them. There was no sound in the house but that of the hot breath whistling through his nose. He loomed, but Nim felt no anger, only a vague sadness to know that they’d come full circle. That here in the home they’d built together, they stared each other down like strangers. 

“Well?” she said. There was a dull pain in the seat of her body, that dark place that held all her ugliest wounds, and the pain throbbed in the shape of Lucien’s hand, his fingers. The ghost of his touch burned cold. 

Lucien removed his hands from her fluttering stomach to grab her, to replace his knife and mark her again with the promise of its violence. But Nim was not afraid of violence anymore. Her first act of creation had been bathed in it, and wasn’t every labor a vicious thing? To be wrenched from the womb, birthed into this world without permission, to draw that first breath and herald new life with a scream— her existence had been one brutal act after another, and this was as all new beginnings were. This was a gory fight for life. 

“It’s not there.” Lucien’s voice was chalky, full of sea salt because he’d swam so fast to get away from her he'd nearly drowned. Her throat bobbed and the knife kissed deeper. The thin cut seared beneath the sharp lip of the blade. “It’s another one of your lies.” 

But all lies held their own truths, the silly boy. Mephala had loved her enough to teach her that, and Mephala should have taught Lucien better.

Tagging: @justafoxhound @atypicalacademic @chennnington @skyrim-forever @wispstalk @nuwanders @zomboidatomic @burningsilence @dumpsterhipster @dwellerinroots @nientedenada and any of my other mutuals/followers who are working on things, be it art or writing. Please tag me I want to see :D

[notveryshrugemoji]

I got IDed at the dispensary last night and I was like “shit let me run to my car!” And the kid was like ahh, I’ve IDed you before it’s fine. I laughed and said “I can show you my Facebook profile” and he said “oh if you have Facebook you’re definitely over 30” when I tell you I scream laughed omggg hahahahaha

[pampamtiger]

i lessened my phone time but at what cost? i still use it at night lol. i think i need to reverse it and only use it during daytime...

[natsbaby]

Im so ready to do the 12 grapes at midnight thing this will be sooooo much fun

[just-some-random-blogger]

AHHHH

Can I request a Matt smith x reader where in real life theyre married and in the show theyre hot sibling lovers 🥵🥵 anyways 👀 theyre doing a bunch of press junkets, interviews, games, etc. and its sooo fluffy☺️ and domestic☺️ and I just want to envision my life with Matt smith 😭

+ some star points if an interviewer asks about their 😏 scenes and they get really embarrassed but cute 🥰🥰😫😫😫☺️

I Can't Help It

Matt Smith x (ME PLS I WANTHIM) Actress!Reader

Summary: The tumblr girlies were absolutely wrecked when they found out their resident girlboss was dating their superwholock tumblr boy.

Word Count: 1k+

Warnings: Crackfic, i use y/n im sorry im not that strong, head empty only matt, a bunch of made up stuff because plot!, fluff, typos, etc.

A/N: NAH ANON YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I WAS WHEN I SAW THIS I WAS LIKE I GOTTA ZOOM THROUGH ALL MY REQS FOR THIS IASFHASFAS. i swear my anons and i share the same brain fr we all just want the same loser dont we PLSSSSSS [foams in the mouth] Also, idk if you've ever read any of my chris evans fics, but what you want me to do for matt is what i did for him & IM ABOUT TO HAVE A FIELD DAY IM ON CRACK HELLO ALSO ALSO, i get you probably meant they're targaryen sibling/lovers, cause otherwise ALFHKAFA MISS ME W THAT BS, but i decided on doing something different all together so lolol i hope you like it nonnie <3 idk what you feel about matt smith but im still going to tag you anyway holla Tagging: @pinksirensong what do you feel about matt smith HAHAHAHAAHHA

It all started with this tweet that was prompted during a brief interaction at a movie premiere:

@fannygurl007: yeah but matt smith and y/n interacted for 20 seconds and i want them to get married and have babies [clip attached]

being liked by Matt's mom.

Then all hell broke lose.

And hell hath no mercy.

It lead with intense investigations of:

@ihave100problems retweeted: AWFHASL:FHAH WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY WHISPER TO EACH OTHER?!?!? 👹👹👹 @thedoctorswife retweeted: IN FRONT OF MY SINGLE ASS?? THEY FLIRTED IN FRONT OF *MY* SINGLE ASS??? JAIL @mattsmithbithc retweeted: "Oh, I think you look so pretty ------- yeah, that's great -----" HELP WHAT ELSE DID SHE SAY @mattsmithbithc replied: I THINK SHE SAID SMTH ABOUT HIS SUIT BUT IDK WHAT SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP @tennantsmith1 retweeted: you really can't trust men look at the way he's looking at her. i bet it was love at first sight for him. was anything between us even real </3 @mmmyehs retweeted: what's that? my matt smith and y/n cutouts gon sleep outside? I HOPE YOU KEEP EACH OTHER WARM IN HELL @y/nloml666 retweeted: NAH NAH NAH BUT MY BISEXUAL ASS WANTS TO BE IN BETWEEN THAT SANDWHICH @datass00 replied: me watching that vid like [image attached below]

Then these things popped up on youtube:

proof matt smith and y/n have been dating all along 🤡🤡

Clip #1

I stick my hand in a jar and pull out a folded piece of paper. "Who's my celebrity crush," I read out the question, turning back to the camera, "I have long list," I refold the paper as I push it beneath my seat, "and the unfortunate king of that, currently, is Matt Smith."

*cut to a bunch of 🤡🤡�� and really loud background music*

One of the staff asks, off camera, "why unfortunate?"

"Well," I chuckle, crossing my arms, "if you know me, then you know when I like something so, so much, I end up hating it." I straighten up, "yeah, Matt Smith may or may not have been subjected to verbal abuse as of late."

I chuckle as I hear a few of the staff wheeze.

I raise a hand and cut through the air, "affectionately, affectionately."

Clip #2

There is an abrupt cut to a sound of a crowd cheering.

Matt leans in, scrunching his face as he brings the mic close to his lips, "sorry, love, what was that?"

*The clip is replayed twice and captioned [IM SORRY THE WAY HE SAID THAT WAS JUST SO HOT I HAD TO REPEAT IT]*

The crowd is gracious enough to quiet down, keeping their fangirling internal.

"Is there an actor or actress that you have not yet worked with but always wanted to?" the lucky fan asks her question again.

Matt hums, leaning back on his sofa chair, repeating the words for good measure. He pulls the mic away as he thinks, then brings it back, "you know what, I have been lucky enough to work with some amazing people," he starts, "but-"

The crowd cheers.

Matt smiles and releases a chuckle, waving the mic around, "but," he carefully says, "I have recently watched Vampire in the Locker for the first time."

The crowd cheers again.

"Yeah, and thought y/n was absolutely fabulous in it."

Someone in the crowd says loudly, "same!"

The crowd, along with Matt, laughs. He straightens up and points, "that person gets it!"

But what it really took was this Instagram post to destroy the internet:

@imthebesty/n: ok but you cant get mad a me, i was there during superwholock. at least one of us won!! ps, he's a horrible cook, i promise you don't want him. i took one for the team 😇

That paired with headlines like:

Y/N confirms relationship with Matt Smith on Instagram with hilarious caption

Matt Smith cooks horribly, according to girlfriend, Y/N, who confirmed rumors with Instagram post

"I took one for the team," Y/N says in Instagram post, referring to dating Matt Smith

Tumblr but all stayed sane:

winchester-pie: Are you normal, or are you losing your mind overthinking one of the superwholock girlies is secretly y/n 369,278 notes dont-talk3me: When I gaslight people, it's bad, when y/n gaslights people, it's taking one for the team? 16,586 notes uowbish: I'm gonna say it: I DONT CARE THAT YOU'RE DATING MATT SMITH YOU SHOULD BE DATING ME [image attatched] 99,345 notes sh3l0ck3D: thinking about how y/n once said that she wrote fanfiction that was popular online. i should have known it was superwholock, she unhinged as fuck. 836,084 y/nb00tyluv: OK but i genuinely think y/n and matt smith talked for 5 minutes then decided to date after that 74,670 notes prettyeyebrows: ok but tell me y/n doesn't look like the type to make memes like this [image attached below] 424,245 notes

The cherry on top was when Vogue magazine graced the world with this brilliant interview:

I introduce myself and turn to my side, smiling at the man next to me.

"I'm Matt, and today we-"

"Smith."

Matt turns to me, words going dry.

"You're Matt Smith," I correct, blinking at him.

Matt looks at me for a good moment then raises a hand between our faces, turning back to the camera, "and today, we're going to be-" he cuts himself off with a laugh when he hears me laughing.

He drops his hand and gives me a look before continuing, "we're going to be answering some questions for-"

Matt points to me so that I finish his sentence.

"Vogue magazine!" I say, making the man beside me clap his hands.

The most played part of that interview is this scene:

Matt is reading from a card, "if you could have something of the other's, what would it be?" He chucks the card away, turning to me just as I turn to him.

I mutter under my breath as I think, "something of the other's?"

Matt furrows pouts his lips out in thought.

A beat of silence passes.

We then simultaneously trail off as we both whisper, "like a baby."

I wheeze and lean into Matt, dying of laughter. He snorts and beams like a boy on Christmas, dropping his jaw low.

"No," I warn as I raise a finger through my chuckles, "behave."

Matt throws an arm around me as he lets out more deep laughs.

"The fact we both keep answering the same thing means me hang out too much."

He scoffs. "Clearly not enough though," Matt notes, making me glare at him and shake him off. He withdraws his arm, face still awfully pleased.

I give him a look, "your mother has been ingraining that ideation in your head too religiously."

"I mean," he grabs my hand. He looks at me for 3 whole seconds before sighing and saying, "you would make a great mother."

I purse my lips and sighing as well. I lean into him a bit as I softly admit, "and I think you would make a great father."

For a moment, the two of us look at each other.

I pull my hand away from him, moving to grab another card.

Here are a few of the most liked comments on that video:

Jason Stone: I have absolutely no idea who either of these people are and only watched this video because it autoplayed. Do I want them to get married and have babies though? Yes. Yes I do. 88.9k likes kpopinmybloodstream: matt the entire video:😍🥰😘 y/n the entire video: 😍🥰😘 me the entire video: 😍🥰😘 but single as fock 🤡🤡🤡 103k likes sowrr88: if i cant have what they have, i dont want it 94k likes

[cuddlebugmonster]

I'm checking up on you to see if you're aight!! ..... Are you alright..?

HAHAHAHAAHHA good one

....wait that wasn't a joke ?

[annoyangle]

Hey, I bought your book. Can you stop harrassing my nightmares now?

BUY ANOTHER THREE COPIES AND THEN I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

HAHAHAHAAHHA!