#oh my god like oh my goddddd embarassing

[maraczeks]

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[dizzybevvie]

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[ihateloginwallsfuckyou]

rant warning

genuinely fucking hate my brother holy shit i hate him

first of all i hear him talking LOUDLY. basically SHOUTING about how much he wants to violently hurt me (detailed too) (nothing is done about this)

second of all HES LITERALLY JIMMY!!!! IRL!!!!! IM RELATED TO JIMMY MOUTHWASHING!!!!!!!!!! Not only for his personality but also his actions. How . Nice . That i have to Be related to this THING

third of all I HAAATTEEEEE HIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM OH MY GOD SOMEONE PLEEEASEEE GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO GO APESHIT!!!!!!!

EVERYDAY!! WAKE UP, I EXIST, HE STARTS TALKING TO ME ABOUT HOW MUCH HE HATES ME, HOW MUCH HE WANTS TO HURT ME, ETC ETC ETC!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! HE EMBARASSES ME INFRONT OF *EVERYONE* TOO!!!! PEOPLE AT SCHOOL WILL BE LIKE "oh.. hes your BROTHER? damn.." AND ITS LIKE YEAH. I KNOW. I *KNOW.*

HES LITERALLY A NEO NAZI I HEAR HIM SPOUT RACIST NONSESE ALL THE TIME ITS LIKE OH YM GODDDDD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPP!!!!

and then hes like "heh.. i have MORALS :) unlike some people" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST NO YOU DONT YOU ARE A RAPIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FUCKGING HATE MY RBTOHERRRRRRRR OH YM GFGODDDDDD

[drchristineputnam]

Hi there! I just had a question...I noticed you get many of KJ Charles’ and Jordan Hawk’s books on audio, and I was wondering which of them do you like the best? That is, I’ve read all their books, but never heard any of them on audio. If you could only choose a few on audio, which would you recommend getting? Which ones are the audio versions especially good? I’d love to hear what you think! ^_^

Aww thank you I haven’t gotten any of Jordan’s audiobooks yet mostly for money reasons but I’ve listened to the Hexslayer preview and I really liked it so I’m definitely getting that one once I can :D

OH MAN BUT MATTHEW LLOYD DAVIES. GODDDDD. He did both Society of Gentlemen and Sins of the Cities (and apparently will be doing the magpie lord books too???? GOD YES) and his narration is INCREDIBLE. He does very diverse voices for all the character and they’re all just. SO AMAZING. I can’t decide which of his voices is my favourite, although it’s probably Silas’. ITS SO GRUFF AND GOOD AND I ADORE IT. 

Oh also if you own the ebooks through amazon, you usually get cheaper price for the audiobooks! I vaguely remember the Society audiobooks being just few bucks each :D

Also I listened to the previews for Think of England and Wanted a Gentleman and ughhhhhhh those are done by other narrators and are so wooden and weird and NOPE NOPE NOPE. And KJ said Simon Feximal will be done by Gary Furlong, who does Cat Sebastian’s books whose voice I really enjoy so I’m looking forward to those!!

[maraczeks]

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