#Guys im still alive
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vodkabutgay · 3 months ago
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[221B Baker Street apartment]
Mrs Hudson: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million?
Sherlock, to John: You can stab me, and then we can buy a big-ass place in Yorkshire.
John: You can stab me too, then we will have 20 million in total.
Mrs Hudson: Is 20 million enough though?
Sherlock: Then we will find other people to stab.
Lestrade: I'm lowkey scared of this conversation.
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shibaincubus · 19 days ago
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Me core ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ꕥ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ ꕥ
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I love myself even on the bad days (certified cat lover)
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Pondering and chasing for success ᓚᘏᗢ
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manifesting ┊͙ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈
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tw1nkee28 · 6 months ago
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Hello hello, it's been a while‼️ but I am here to say, my very long hiatus has come to an end and I am HERE‼️‼️ now, I've had a ton of fixation changes since my last post, and I may not post often, but I will be posting again on this account.
During the time of my break I've been posting on my alt account @tw1nkeealt so if you'd like to go check out some art that I've posted there it'd be greatly appreciated <3
I have missed you all so very much, I'll be trying to post as much as possible as I get back into this routine
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naturecalls111 · 1 month ago
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unorthodox murder mystery
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riathedreamer · 7 months ago
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@red-vs-red No for real, I love you all, I'm gonna miss RvB too, I know what you're all saying, and thank you for the kind words, but I'm also laughing my ass off with how it lowkey sounds like I died alongside RvB. Like "Ria is dead" moodboard:
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thank you for the wonderful fic. it's been an honor serving for the glory of red team with you. 🫡
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Words to live by:
Suck it, Blues!
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satorusluver · 1 year ago
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Big boys ❤️
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Tags: smut (MDNI), fem reader, size kink, missionary
Word count: 280 ish
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Once again thinking about how big n beefy Nanami and Toji are and how they would completely dwarf you during missionary. They would probably feel so heavy on top of you but in the moment it feels so good - hard, broad chest against your soft one, strong arms with biceps the size of your head holding you in place and making you take everything they give you. Their hips would slam into you with enough force that you need them to do just that, and your own hips push back against their movements to take their heavy cock even deeper inside you, almost in your womb itself.
They're big boys with fittingly big girths that are wide enough to make you feel like you're being split in two, and it takes regular lovemaking to keep your tight hole used to their size enough to fit them comfortably. And when you start to get close, your greedy little cunt tightens and clenches around them even more as they pound into you, practically holding them hostage inside you as broken moans and cockdrunk praises fall from your lips.
They have different styles of fucking, though. Nanami's thrusts are smooth and skilled and he generally only goes hard enough to leave you a little sore the next day (unless you acted like a major brat in which case see photo above) whereas Toji's thrusts are always almost bed-breakingly rough and animalistic, the force of him ramming into your soft thighs and ass hard enough to ensure you will not be sitting comfortably for at least two days.
Rest assured though, they will both make your legs shake and your throat sore from screaming their name.
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lilyimmsim · 6 months ago
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the crows would have absolutely loved monopoly
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sourapplesauces · 18 days ago
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i miss my sillies
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haunted-xander · 8 months ago
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GIVE ME MY BODY BACK
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mohntilyet · 17 days ago
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they hated illario because he was a d1 yapper who was bad at assassinating people and was so annoyingly drunk and grief stricken at his cousin’s wake that viago had to drug him to shut him up (so what if he was also the guy who set his cousin up to die/disappear) . and also for working with the venatori and selling out the antivan crows i guess.
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beentobeetle · 2 months ago
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Chat…. I haven’t drawn in 5ever… here’s some Postal Dudes…
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anemonet · 8 months ago
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has anyone here concidered listening to whisper by jack staubers micropop on loop
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acetrappolad · 6 months ago
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riddle wip
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squid-seraph · 10 months ago
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im so ready for side order yall dont even know
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katescribblesabit · 1 year ago
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ahahaha I was totally normal after the lore yes yes
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kakooshi · 5 months ago
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My Hero Academia is ending in 5 chapters so that there will be a sequel where Bakudeku are married and they start a hero agency with Shouto as their sexy secretary. And they all fall in love while trying to navigate post-war society and make it a better one for both heroes and villains. It's true, HORI TOLD ME.
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