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lilyimmsim · 11 months ago
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the crows would have absolutely loved monopoly
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astteriskk · 3 months ago
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me every time i read a new book: m-must not t-turn into a drdt f-fanfiction
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skitskatdacat63 · 2 years ago
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This is my personal crossover event of the century
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#one of my favorite actors and one of my favorite drivers interacting??? what???#alright whos gonna be the brave soldier and write the matt damon × mark webber rpf fic-#(i read a fic w james bond/seb so imo it really wouldnt be too far off to write Linus Caldwell/Mark LMAO)#ive known abt this event practically since i got into f1 but i feel like my thoughts abt it keep developing every time i look at them again#first time: huh okay wow brad pitt & matt damon taking w mark thats really wild. f1 drivers really do be meeting w high level celebs#after i watched fight club: wow wow!! i cant believe theres pics of brad pitt with mark thats crazy!#after i watched oceans 11: omg wait oh yeah! when mark was in jaguar he was sponsored by oceans 12!!! thats sick!!!#and then recently w my increasing love for Matt Damon: WAIT OH MY GOD MARK HAS INTERACTED WITH MATT!!!! (two worlds colliding feel ig)#but i was watching some interview w matt where they referenced this happening so its relevant in my brain again so i had to post abt it#but of course in the vid the specific pic on screen was him and mark interacting and i died. like seriously i can never escape f1 and mark#mostly im freaking out bcs its truly the crossover event of all time concerning my interests specifically#but the lore behind this is genuinely really really interesting#the fact that theyre promoting a heist movie specifically and then they put a $300k diamond in the nose of the Jaguar#and then the Jaguar crashed during the race and the diamond disappeared?????? cmon literally itself could be the plot to an Oceans movie#RBR/teams sponsored by RB were so much fun back in the day!!#they had several back to back movie promotions which all were pretty fun! just a shame neither team was good back then#it was Oceans 12->SW:ROTS->Superman right? i can't remember if there was another#such a shame that neither mark nor seb were in RBR in 2005 when RBR was promoting ROTS#i think i actually wouldve exploded if there were pics of them w hayden or ewan(my prev fandom haha)#f1#formula 1#formula one#mark webber#matt damon
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andromedasummer · 13 days ago
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reading thru the forgotten realms novels and playing bg3 like. how do i include 300 year old history from islands hundreds of miles from the swords coast across the ocean into my characters backstory.
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basiltonpitch · 1 year ago
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ok yeah i'm gonna start watching doctor who again like rn actually
ok maybe i should start watching doctor who again
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bodegadulac · 5 months ago
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So, people liked my review of phase 1 of the WCU, so let's review phase 2:
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This movie is baffling to me. You bring the CUI, set up Shen yu as the main fucking villain...
AND THEN THE MAIN VILLAIN IS FUCKING VICTOR?!?!?!?!?
What the fuck man.
But at the same one you have Colin becoming Defiant, showing character developement.
But also fuck you, Gwinneth Paltrow was a vague interpretation of fucking Ash Phoenix.
The dragon's teeth are fucking awesome.
But most of the movie is Dragon who crashed bonding with a little girl.
??????
I like that Dragon finally gets a gynoid body, it shows that she is now sure that she is human, even if she is a machine.
But thats the thing with this fucking movie. There are a lot of great fucking ideas weighted down by horrible studio decisions.
Also the new dragon suit is fuckinv over-designed lol.
6/10
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I fucking love this movie.
I love Hannah's arc trying to find Mel, and how she discovers she has become murder rat.
I love the plot of Gesselchaft infiltrating the PRT.
This really sold me on Scarlet Johanson as Piggot tbh. Even if i'm iffy on her ship-bait with Hannah.
I liked how Miss Millitia recruits Vista from the Brockton Wards. I think they are great foils of each other.
Just, overall a great movie with great coreography.
But really? Nobody suspected Juntin Nazheer was just a nazi?
9/10
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Underrated and Overhated in my opinion.
Yeah, it's kind of a mess with too many plotpoints. Like Jack is there and that goes nowhere, Theo has to balance his new membership to the chicago wards, dealing with his dad and the folk.
Topsy was a forgetable villain but i have high hopes for mockshow.
I liked raymancer, tecton and annex. Hope we see more of them.
Natalie portman as cuff was... a choice.
6/10
Give it a chance man.
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Just give James Gunn a group of unknowns and he will give you gold.
What a good fun fucking movie, man.
The crew has such a good dynamic.
I like the implications of a larger thing with the C tattoos.
The whole asylum breakout sequence was very entretaining.
This movie was really really fun. But with a heart. And thats the best a movie can be.
I heard most people tought that Gavel was a forgetable villain (or anti hero) and that him joining forces with Burnscar made no sense. It doesn't make sense but it gives us some great sequences.
I loved the silly cameos of some of the weirder Wildbow characters like the Snail, Chubster and Trainwreck.
ALSO THE MUSIC! I boight the soundtrack as soon as it came out.
Please watch it. It's very fun.
10/10
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It starts strong with the raid to the heartbroken, also helps set up Regent and Cherish. Damn those twins are creepy.
I really liked the earlier slice of life esque scenes in the rig.
The whole scene of the three blasphemies emerging and taking over the dragon's teeth to make a machine army was very very well animated.
Why is Colin Armsmaster again? I feel like we get robbed of his character developement... but the Lungbuster armor fucks so much.
Also, Flechette has a secret girlfriend she told nobody about. Lol. But i really like her new purple costume :}
I wonder what all the visions of the future mean. Will the slaughterhouse 9 kill everybody? I mean they have been teasing the shit out of them for years now.
Also we need to talk about how the studio bounces Piggot as a love interest for any other team member, like it feels so out of place man.
The final battle was neat, the fact that they finally reveal Scion as he kills the blasphemy's "BEHEMOTH" was surprising, cool, but it kind of killed al the tension lol.
How can i take anything seriously if thid golden man can appear and end the threat?
Also Regent dies i guess. We hardly knew ya.
Let's see what they will do with Cherish tho.
It's an okay movie.
6/10
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And to round this phase up we have a funny heist movie, Assault.
Velocity as an older mentor figure works.
I hope his daughter becomes Battery in the sequel lol.
Assault's crew is funny.
Madcap is a boring villain but the "let's free everyone in the birdcage" was an interesting premise.
Go see it if you have the time.
7/10
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tacky-optic · 3 months ago
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its that fanciful romanticistic day yet again so JIGZENI HEADCANONS be upon ye (in no particular order of importance or seriousness)💥💥💥
- zenigata is jig’s type. gotta get that outta the way first lmao
- favorite fic tropes: reluctant partners, wound dressing, cigarette lighting, slow burn, frenemies with benefits 
- and ok as much as id love this dark noir grizzled detective/hitman mobguy romance love/hate situationship whatever they're probably on the heathier end of the 10 possible lupin ships. they're both just too fucking honest and awkward about romantic sorta stuff yknow
- they both like really black coffee. like nasty "how tf can you drink this its literal tar" black
- zenigata runs hot, jigen runs cold-- obligatory "opposites attract" dynamic
- they both overthink things and small, awkward, semi-flirty situations haunt them for hours. they've brushed knuckles accidentally at a bar once i stg. worst day of their lives they still can't stop thinking about it
- really stand-offish around each other in public (virtually no pda outside of things people might not notice; nudging feet under a table, lighting each other's cigarettes (which is practically kissing for these people let's be real), hands brushing when theyre cuffed in the back of a prison van together, etc etc. normal guy shit)
- they feel obligated to not acknowledge each other, essentially. they're not SUPPOSED to acknowledge each other, it'd break the status quo, "why does that inspector that's always on the news suddenly care about his rival’s partner so much" -- people would get suspicious. best to simply not
- but when they're in private they NEED to be near each other at the very least. eyeshot/earshot. tbh this basically boils down to jigen lounging on top of zenigata. see temp boyfriends-- jigen uses that cop like a basking rock lmao
- facial hair... jig probably digs the five-o-clock shadow look but it usually means "bad mood" for zeni. real late nights, real big loss, real bad scolding from the higher-ups. lupin's dead for the third time this year and he's at the end of his rope about it. shit like that.
- lupin domesticated the shit outta jigen ok. he's the mother hen now. he knows what it looks like (and feels like) when someone's not taking care of themselves so he does the whole shebang-- cooking, cleaning, making sure everyone's hydrated n fed n not slowly rotting. he scolds lupin (plotting heists spiral) and goemon (training spiral) enough that they know to be more careful, but zenigata doesn't get that sorta constant attention since he's solo most of the time
- what im getting at is that jigen checks in after really rough shit ykno. things that might not hit their side very hard but he knows is devastating for zenigata. makes sure he isnt drinking himself into a gutter, makes sure he's sleeping, makes sure he isnt eating exclusively half-assed cup noodle, makes sure he gets cleaned up/shaved. then when zeni's tentatively grateful and Over It and threatening to arrest him again (in that order) he dips
- I FUCKING LOVE THE PATCHUP TROPE and i blame this fandom exclusively. there's this one jigzeni fic where zenigata admits to practically being the gang's third-pick medic and i really really like that idea. so yeah that mother hen shit goes both ways because thats just how zenigata is innately
- hes super cushy with jigen specifically cause jigen's kinda like when you try to clip a dog's nails when they do NOT want that to happen. theres always the looming threat that shit might get loud. and bitey. aaany moment now. but jigen sucks it up real quick when he sees how big this fuckin guy's hands are and how good he is with them winkwinkwink
- put these two alone together for too long and they'll blurt out shit that they BOTH need to hear but have always been too. idk. nervous? afraid? to say. probably afraid. they hate that it's so easy to talk about what's weighing on them
- mostly intrusive thoughts about lupin, but sometimes it's little stuff. i.e. "i actually don't like black coffee all that much but i can't bring myself to sweeten it up because i feel like i don't deserve it/it doesn't feel like i earned it."
- neither can bring themselves to tell the other that That Doesn't Make Sense and is In(s)ane. they both know it's nonsensical and neurotic but they both feel the same deep deep down, too. they get why. they hate it they HATE that they align on a intuitional level
- but once they break that initial barrier of extremely awkward silence where they just KNOW they're thinking the same thing, they can not and will not shut up about how they're feeling
- don't get me wrong. jigen totally vents to lupin (and to goemon and 10000% to fujiko too) but only zenigata can match that same level of angst he has and that's what makes said venting actually, genuinely, deeply relieving. because fuck, he gets it
- they're a tag team of worry. hype men of worry. there's this one mike birbiglia bit from "old man and the pool" -- can't even enjoy a comedy special without this pairing whacking me upside the head with a two-by-four, smh-- that is apparently jigzeni to me:
- "she's worried, and then because she's worried, i'm worried. we're like an anxious improv group. like... i initiate with a worry. she "yes and..."s the worry with some misgivings. i close out the scene with some neuroses, and then sometimes we have sex, and that's so fun."
- on that note, jigen's Worry is very much internal whereas zenigata's is very much not. this is borderline fascinating to them. "how're you so calm all the time" versus "how're you so hopped up on all this energy all the time". the answer is waiting till 2am to unpack by screaming into a pillow and/or drinking till they zonk out
- they tend to gravitate to certain places for what i guess you would call "noncommittal company"-- ambience, if anything-- and since they tend to be holed up in the same areas random bar encounters happen frequently
- they talk about drinking habits a lot. preferred drinks, cocktails, brands-- they're both big fans of whiskey
- jigen buys them both a bottle of real high-their top-shelf shit after particularly rough yet successful heists (the ones where they team up to take out nazis or whatever the hell) and zenigata (after a lot of convincing) never really turns jigen down when he offers him a glass
- okay so either these two happen slowly over many, many months (with the backdrop of many, many years behind them) or they happen IMMEDIATELY, no unpacking, no real deep thought from either of them. if they don't have that “ah, fuck it” moment then they've got a lot of silent pining to look forward to (which i rant about [here])
- damn i think thats it. im pretty shit at coming up with really cushy slice of life bits lmao, it always devolves into deranged character analysis
- some day i will comprehend the art of cozycomfy 'this is how they like their toast' stuff......some day
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gailsfrog · 26 days ago
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HES BACK
PUZZLES IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I Literally amost cryed bro ive been screaming that entire 41 min runtime idk abt yall-
Ok first off Karen/Katana's Dynamic with Mr. WPNZ IS SO INTRESTINGG ghgfkjgh sdkg Like OMG are they gonna be a fam again? no :(
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Guys im TOTALY normal with him- HES TOTALY NOT FKUCKIN HOT ghkfghgh
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HEAD GUN >:3
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Ok but the eye thing tho??? ?????
He has Chainsaw hands >;3 MURDER DRONESSS
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hehe Rizz
Katana thats COOOLL
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BAHEAHE FRR
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I screamed very loudly.
Buisnes partners. Ok them together back then kinda sweett
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Bro left to get the milk 💀
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I never expected to hear the word 'pregnent' in SMG4 (asside from Smg3's serch hisory ep lol)
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The playfull bickering for a sec hereeeeeee
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teehee THIS IS SO GOOFYY MR. WPNZ LOOKS ADORABLE AJEKAE HAEL
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OK BUT THEIR CHEMISTRY IN THIS WHOLE SCENNEEE AEEEE
Its soo cutteee
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tehehe
Ok but Mr. WPNZ has a point lol
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Our kid IM GONNA DRAW HIMMMMMMMM EAHEAK E
OK BUT THIS TO THE SCENE BELOW MEE AAEE
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I thought they gonna kiss for a sec lol
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HELLL YEAHHHHHHHHHH HE IS SOO A MODERCYCLE GUY (Now put puzzles on the back hehehehe)
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First biggest plot twist.
Their wepond limbs :D (cool idea >:3) So ig Mr. WPNZ Geneticaly was born a gun. :T
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CRIES* THIS IS CUTEEE
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Ok by this point i was likE O m g gh fd ghksjdf g and then like wheres 4???
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DA CASTLLEE
Bros drinking milk insted of alkihol lol
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SMG4!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR OKAYYYYY Awh he bandeged :(
(Ima start typing b4 my pic number runs out :')
Ok but Smg4 is like a bartender here EE
Smg4's voice is so sweeeettttt (Smg3 i get you bro)
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Ok those lill guys are so cuteeeee
*4 reaches hand across* Hes so supportave for herrrr hgkjsdh kdfg Like a husband but like their more of freinds lol
*Mario getting a sandwitch* It dont look like they have beef ok lol
Im quoting this blue man bro cuz its gonna take like 5 screenshots :P
SMG4: "You can't change someone for who they are... But maybe... That's okay, That's why you're there, right? To teach them when they mess up. To be there when they need it... You're in their corner of the ring through it all, supporting them so they can grow and be happy (sobs) "I imagine as a parent... That's what you'd want more than anything" *Mario chokes on the damn microwave*
OK BUT FRR SMG4- BRO COOKED ON THISS LIKE WOW
"My grandpa gave me that microwave" Bro you were birthed out of a USB you dont have Grandparents-
Wpnz guy heist:
*gets annoyed with kids* :'o yeah Karen right :T
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Yeah he a villan alright.
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dang you know it intence if they dont bleep stuff out
Ok but the fight scenesss (PEAKK)
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Do the red eye thing have importantce? Gives me smg0/niles vibes a bit. and when puzzles screen goes all realistic eyeballs
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Declawed :( oWW probably hurtsss
poor karen bro 😭
yay the kids saved her :>
They kick ass here tho
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Him being all "AAAAAAAAAAAAA" goofy ass
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Cant be dead right?
Ok where are karens glasses bro
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:3
My reaction to the whole MR WEPONDS AND PUZZLLES AHAEAEAE
Fu last pic opTION hg jkhkdfg
im wording this :0
HES ALLIVEEEE fgjfhkjfdhkjdh
grey light?
SHadow guy??? Marty Huh?? The HITMAN INC GUY??? ?????
TV STATIC HUH???????? "cat got your tounge" Pun intended.
And allone" IS THIS PuZZ?
" A FREIND" DEAD GIVE AWAY I WAS LIKE AEEEEEE *Screams* NO WAY- ITS PUZZLES
BRO WHILE THE SCREN WAS GLuTCHING I WAS LIKE
NUH UH
NO WAY BRO NOO WAYY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MR PUZZLES???
MR PUZZLEs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*walks arround room screeching*
*REPLAY* MR PUZZZLES
*TRYES NOT TO CRY* *curseing* HES BACKKKKKKKKK
Mech is Cute btw hehe
Ok but for like Mr. WPNZ and Mr. Puzzles. Ive seen post abt the ship YES >:D and now they gonna be freinds?? Its gonna be * I N R E S T I N G* >:D Cuz their like oppisite Puzzles has a tee hee voice and WPNZ has a lower voice. But their both mechanical ee and It seems Mr. WPNZ might have Screen-ghost powers? Im currious on how their dynamic is going to work. Cuz Mr. WPNZ Is like A helluva boss ahh Assassian and Mr. Puzzzles Is an Ex-Tv show guy I wonder if puzzles is more cold hearted after the Puzzlevision stuff and Puzzle park stuff. I hope hes a goober stillllll EE. It'd be SOO COOL to see Mr. Puzzles lock in possibly with the help of Mr. WPNZ and ACTUALLY Kick ass at being a villan LIKE What if he gets a new model or something where Mr. WPNZ Gives him weponds or they fuse?? Like if they fuse what if Smg3 and Smg4 Fuse LIKE (I still cant think what 3 and 4 would look like fused :T)
Also, remember how Mr. Puzzles has like Daddy issues? since im pritty shure his dad was abusive and and an asshole. (screw that guy idk if hes still allive.) and Mr. WPNZ is litarally a dad. GUYS THIS IS INTRESTINGGGGGGGGg AEEEEEE
As for Marty, I think hes gonna be a reoccuring side villan. I think Smg3 used to be like that. YEaarrrsss ago so yea :> im guessing next week were either gonna get a Mario reacts (fr karen???) or like Smg3 and Smg4 talking abt stuff, or a remastered lol :3
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lizdenys · 1 month ago
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Outer Wilds (Video Game) AO3 Tags appreciation post
Of course, no one cares about spoilers quite like Outer Wilds fans care about spoilers:
major outer wilds spoilers
Slight game spoilers
DLC Spoilers / Echoes of The Eye spoilers
art book spoilers
allusions to the dlc but nothing in depth
spoilers for a small but important part of the story
don't read it unless you've played it
as in plot and quite literally a solution to a puzzle, so don't read if you want to solve them all yourself
DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED ECHOES OF THE EYE OR FINISHED THE MAIN GAME
all the spoilers ever for everything outer wilds you have been warned
idk what else to tag pretty much everything is a spoiler
I can't even write tags without spoiling
DO NOT SPOIL YOURSELF MY GOD
I'm a little afraid of posting this because it might spoil something inadvertantly
Spoilers!, but this is outer wilds, you probably know the drill
so don't spoil yourself!!
So here's the requisite Outer Wilds "There will be spoilers!" warning because there will be spoilers throughout this post from this point on, okay?
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's start this off like every run, with a cozy campfire, shall we?
Campfires
Campfire stories
there will be mallow roasting over a campfire
Marshmallows
S'mores (OMG how much I wish someone - anyone - got to make a s'more.)
And Riebeck is a big marshmallow
Implied/Referenced Drug Use
just two high buddies chillin and talking about stuff
Now that we're all enjoying perfectly-roasted marshmallows, let's get to it:
breaking spacetime in pursuit of science
they/them pronouns
it is more difficult than I thought to avoid gendered words
Based on my friend's inability to fly and ability to land anywhere
feldspar is a newbie to anxiety
Dark Bramble scary
Third wheeling except your crush is in love with the entirety of space
quantum tomfoolery
the tyranny of linear time
Something about the horror of eternity
the fabric of spacetime is hanging on by a thread
infinite possibilities brain go brrrrrrr
impulsive feelings about chert today
the hatchling just wants to share their findings they're so excited
little tiny bit of cosmic horror
this was written in about 20 minutes (I really need to know if this "about 20 minutes" was, in fact, 22 minutes.)
they're gonna be fine in 22 minutes just
this heist could have been a meeting
Hornfels needs an advil
somebody go save hatchling im begging get this kid a marshmallow
they can have one happily ever after as a treat
Feldspar and I both have no idea how to raise a baby in general
there is so much trauma in this owl
this literally came to me in a dream
Gabbro is depressed in this one because you can't convince me being so blase about losing their ship, and being able to meditate through a supernova is the hallmark of someone mentally well
gabbro is also doing so fine and normal and also does not have any hearing problems (lie)
They all need a hug, Except the anglers
Someone invent therapy for these three, They're going to need it so badly
Spacetime needs therapy after this
Anyway let's go die horrifically in space! ::D
trauma bonds
also i totally stole the main premise for this fic from a mod
when gossan goes low slate goes lower
hatchling was not supposed to be a kazoo player but they're really stubborn
i just think the player should be allowed to play an instrument (Me, too.)
Quartz-Typical Disregard for Ethics
canon typical disregard for affliction
There is an eject button for a reason
does it count as major character death if they come back?
Is it still considered the end of the world if its the entire universe thats dying?
the possibly applicable archive warning is major character death, but you knew that already didn't you?
the many deaths of you
Canon-Typical Suicide, thats an insane tag but its Outer Wilds sooooo
Five Stages of Grief, with a 6th secret stage (Can we call this "the sixth location of grief" please?)
i really tried not to make it sad at the end but the loops are tragic man
I Made Myself Cry
Okay, let's wrap up with all the varied "not beta read" tags this exquisite game lends itself to, nay, demands:
No beta we die like REDACTED
no beta we die like. well. you know
No beta we die every loop
no beta we die like the hatchling
no beta we die like hatchling (horrifically)
no beta we die like gabbro, chill and overstressed
No beta we die like real hearthians
no beta we die like everyone in outer wild does
No beta we die like the sun
no beta we die like the sun every 22 minutes
NO BETA READERS WE DIE LIKE THE STARS
no beta we die like the universe
No beta we die like any time-looper worth their salt
No beta we die like the homeworld
NO BETA WE DIE LIKE NOMAI
No beta we die like 5/6ths of best girl (I teared up reading this tag.)
no beta we die like the prisoner (I nearly sobbed reading this tag.)
No Beta We Just Cry
No beta we die like the fish (Not gonna lie, this one is my personal fave.)
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cherry-pop-elf · 6 months ago
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I don’t really like putting all of the Weasley’s in Gryffindor. I was thinking, Percy and Ravenclaw, obviously, and maybe Ginny in slytherin? I don’t know. I could see Charlie in Gryffindor, but he also gives Hufflepuff vibes from what I’ve read of him. (I have not read the books.)
I’d like to know your thoughts do you agree with these? Do you disagree? Do you have any additional ones? Or do you just prefer all of them in Gryffindor?
Nah nah I totally agree on this.
I think with how the story is that there was a feeling of expectation for them to all be in a house, like how the Weasleys went crazy when Ron became a HeadBoy, and needing to give insight to the reader the Weasley’s morals and personality’s.
Especially since there are so many Weasleys to keep track of, and we don’t really interact with much. Like Charlie being cut out of the film entirely, and the fact Bill was introduced was soon as year 4 and that’s when he met Fleur like ugh
So I guess here are some little headcanons about possible alternative houses for the Weasleys
Alternative Houses For The Weasley Siblings
Bill Weasley/Ravenclaw
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From what we have learned from Hogwarts Mystery ((which I’m trying to play through but fuck the game play sucks. FOR THE WEASLEYS!)) We learned that he pretty much was taken into Gringotts as soon as he finished school
THATS NOT EASY!
Gringotts is the best and safest bank in the world for a reason. They take in ONLY THE BEST. But over here we have a 17-18 year old working there.
Much like with Luna for her open mindedness for knowledge and her special interests for magical animals Bill shows that with Cursebreaking
Ravenclaws are special for being utterly brilliant for the special interest they have. Bill has a clear passion for history and Cursebreaking. Enough to show he was worthy to work at Gringotts
He clearly is very brilliant, open minded, curious, quick witted, and has so many quirks that show Ravenclaw would have supported him perfectly
To be a curse breaker you really need to be passionate to learn more and more. It’s a ever changing career that will introduce new things, and you need to think outside of the box to handle
There is also the fact you’ll need to know a shit Tom of History to handle a job like that. And we all know every gay kid had a phase of either Egyptian History or Greek History (ha jokes on you mines Norse! But uh. Yeah I also dabbled in Greek and Egyptian rip-!) And will you look at that he was stationed in Egypt for a while
Very Ravenclaw
Charlie Weasley/Hufflepuff
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We don’t really get much info on him ((also forgive me I haven’t been able to play through much of Mystery because the gameplay just. Sucks so bad)) But we know for a fact he is passionate as hell about Dragons
On one hand that could mean he’s a Ravenclaw, but I argue Hufflepuff.
He is part of a Dragon Sanctuary after all. He takes care of dragons, new born dragons, and helps run it. He clearly has the passion and nerve to make sure he has what it takes to care for such dangerous beasts
Very much a Newt 2.0
You need to be patient, hard working, open minded, well rounded, and as loyal as a dragon to handle such a job like that
He even went as far as to come save Norbert(a) by the drop of the hat from Ron. Clearly a sign of loyalty and compassion to do whatever it took to take care of dragons. We even know that from how Norbert(a) is still alive and well by the time of Deathly Hallows
You really need to have a strong heart to have the time and energy to care for baby dragons and the loyalty to jump at the sound of Ron asking for help. To pull off this insane heist to practically break into Hogwarts to collect the baby
So Hufflepuff coded
Percy Weasley/Slytherin
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This almost feels self explanatory
Percy is extremely ambitious about his goals. His goals are at the forefront and he is willing to push whatever buttons he needs to reach them. Which, as shown, put quite the divide with his family. A sub plot point really we are shown through out the books
Also he kinda has pure blood society standards a little bit don’t lie
He also has quite the perfectionist attitude, rather intense, and just really has a heavy focus on self image. To be seen a certain way by people. Much to the expense of his family
He really radiates the toxic traits that Slytherin have. Slytherin have good traits, just as much as Hufflepuff’s will have bad, so don’t worry about me type casting here.
Just take a moment to think it over and well…..
Percy really is a Slytherin
Fred And George Weasley/Slytherin
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Now the twins show plenty of Slytherin traits as well, but in a different way compared to Percy
They also are very determined to reach their goals. To the point they took a hella massive risk with leaving school before they could finish. They took a calculated risk and won
They are very ambitious, and if they have a goal they’ll find a way to reach it. Very much how they are so successful. They don’t let the haters keep them down. Even with how unsupported their own mother was they knew they could do it
They also have that edge all the same. They know how to pull that charm to get what they want, and aren’t scared to get their hands dirty.
And we know there’s lots of dirt on those hands
Very much able to win over crowds with ease, and are very aware of how they can use what they have to reach their end goals
They have that edge and we know they would be unstoppable if they had Slytherin’s under their wings
Very much Slytherins
Ron Weasley/ Gryffindor
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Nah Ron is as true to a Gryffindor as they come
Even as early as his first year he got it proven quickly
He’s very bold, blunt, and brave. Willing to stand his ground. Sometimes even when he’s wrong, but hey he’s willing to speak his mind and not be afraid of what he has to say. Not willing to be swayed to easily
Sure he can have rather low self confidence but the moment someone like Hermione, Harry, or his family members are insulted or done wrong he’s jumping out of his chair and throwing hands
He’s willing to face the unthinkable for the sake of others. Aka when Bellatrix was torturing Hermione. He loved her entirely and his brave heart was willing to face insanity for her sake
If he’s gonna die it’s gonna be standing. Never on his knees. Time and time again he was facing his fears head on when he hated it. He was willing to follow those spiders despite how crippling his fear was. To face death even as young as eleven because his moral code said it had to be done
He is a TRUE Gryffindor
Ginny Weasley/ Gryffindor or Hufflepuff
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Honestly? This is a toss up. She shows very strong elements from both. So this could very well be a case of her being in Gryffindor for more so to follow her siblings but not have it really affect the end goal
She shows very strong traits for both so it’s really hard for me to really give a concrete yes or no to which house
She’s very much a brave girl, living in the moment, stubborn as all hell, and will stand her ground
She also has shown she can be rather caring and comforting. Such as in the deathly hallows when students had to take refuge in the Room Of Requirments. We don’t get much on that aspect specifically but to help take care of her fellow frightened students had to involve a lot of patience and gentleness.
She also has a strong friendship with Luna. Best friends really. Something like that leads me to think she would be very open minded then and well rounded to be able to look through such a different lens compared to her own
It’s really a tight toss up. She can fit in either house very well
So if I had to be held at gun point she would be in Gryffindor for the sake of family more so than actual house choosing
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Hope my little headcanons could be enjoyed and open your own minds to different ideas!
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memecucker · 1 year ago
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anyway copyright infringement isnt theft because the legal definition of "theft" requires that the act involves the depriving the rightful owner of their property ie; they do not have it anymore. If you build something on land someone else owns that can be considered "theft" because you are depriving the owner of their ability to use that plot of land. If you build a building that is an exact copy of a building someone owns that is not "theft" because they are not deprived of the original building but if they own some kind of IP right to the likeness of the building they could potentially sue over that. When people started using "art theft" to refer to like, Deviantart drama about someone being accused of tracing, that was supposed to be 'theft' in a figurative sense but it is not actually "theft" in any meaningful legal sense.
If a newspaper or something talks about a major "art theft" they are talking about someone snatching away an art piece such that its legitimate owner is deprived of it. This can even apply to digital media such as how the original master copy of Food Fight was allegedly stolen. But if you hear about say "a private detective who specializes in art theft" that is referring to someone that investigates heists and not someone thats like, really good at telling if something was traced
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linkedin-offficial · 10 months ago
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Omg I absolutely adore bandits. To see your little bandit oc gives me so much joy haha.
Is there anything else that you know about them? Or even your pokey? Those are absolutely wonderful mario enemies and I’d love to hear more about the ones you have!
they are full of mischief thats for sure!
for starters they share a hideout with yasei, that duplighost obsessed with birds. yasei stays in an abandoned cabin deep in the woods outside of twilight town, so luckily its slim to none when it comes to visitors. this however means lots of plotting and scheming happens when it comes to thievery. yasei doesnt nessesarily enjoy their presence, but he tolerates it because more often then not, he gets something nice out of whatever heist they plan (be it a new form to scare people with, or coins to buy more birds)
of course thats only if they tag along though, in which most cases he doesnt. most of the time it's just wiley and flaxen, with wiley doing most of the hard work and thinking (despite not really having many braincells to do thinking with.. which is saying alot!)
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but still! they manage. it definitely helps that yasei only really cares about his birds and the occasional scream of a bystander. but other then that, they are all pretty much like neutral roommates that help eachother out from time to time. a sort of a mutualism based relationship, you could say!
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padmestrilogy · 2 years ago
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andor is absolutely slower than the average star wars & it does have plenty of "people talking" scenes. HOWEVER. it's as much an adventure as the rest of em!! in the first ten minutes our protagonist goes into a brothel looking for his sister and then kills two cops. then he joins the rebellion and flees his home village on a motorcycle while exploding the whole joint with bombs. then he joins a heist team and they steal a shit ton of money from the government while the space aurora borealis happens and half of them die in the process. then he goes to prison (unrelated to heist) and helps stage a massive prison break with gollum. then he goes back to his village to rescue his ex gf who has been tortured by cops & meanwhile the village stages a massive protest where they beat the government with bricks & more bombs. thats so much adventure. that's so much spectacle. that's not even factoring in the side plots. the only difference is these big action set-pieces aren't strung together & get to breathe! we build up to them! so it's more rewarding! it's
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kingcunny · 5 months ago
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a good 90% of my wish for a jaehaerys era hotd is so we could get an aemons death episode.
in my hbo series aemons death is the cliffhanger for the previous episode and the next one starts with the kinglanders finding out about it.
a plot. rhaenys, 18, pregnant, grieving the sudden, unexpected (and unintentional. she probably doesnt know that but we would.) death of her father finds out jaehaerys intends to name baelon his heir over her. even though aemon, through however many episodes weve seen him alive, always reinforced he intended for rhaenys to follow him as queen. regardless if he and jocelyn have anymore children. (*i* dont think they wanted too but i dont think thats an answer jaehaerys would accept. ‘youll change your mind! :)’)
b plot. baelons grief taking the form of his revenge crusade. but because hes out killing hes not there for a bulk of the argument about him being chosen over rhaenys. when he gets home hes so broken he just accepts it without thinking. after killing thousands of people for his brother he doesnt even regard his wishes or his only child. what his father wants is more important.
(c(omic relief) plot. 15 yo viserys recruits 11 yo daemon on his heist to ‘try and cheer rhaenys up’. at least until baelon comes home and them witnessing his public breakdown and following depression makes it less funny. baelons depression through the following episodes highlights his disregard for his sons. now that he doesnt have his brother and sisterwife around to ‘humanize’ him and youre forced to actually look at his actions.)
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saccharine-spice · 1 year ago
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so many pmd fan stories and ocs that ive seen alot of times the main characters are set on the “caring and/or cool partner pokemon and amnesiac human-turned-pokemon that are the same age” that i wish there was more variation.
like, there are SO many team dynamics that i wish more people used, the possibilities are endless
younger mon and parental figure form a team, found family sorta thing
two pokemon who HATE eachother but have to form a team because theyre forced to
a team that has to go their separate ways because the paths their lives lead go in different directions of eachother
these idiots dont know shit! watch them try and battle this calamity!
bad guys that commit crimes! heists! look at them blow up this bank! theyre awesome!
and that’s not even considering teams with more than 2 people, the more the merrier! be creative with it!
(absolutely zero hate to any stories/ocs that are the “human and partner pokemon” team, i love any pmd content, just wish more aspects would be explored.
theres also something to be said about the usual “oh there’s this world ending thing happening and we need to stop it!” plot but thats another can of worms
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futon-stalker · 24 days ago
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Something thats always gotten me about dnd is that it’s simultaneously absurd and serious. My character in the last campaign i played in was named Eli. Tiefling fighter, flavored as a cowboy.
He had a horse named “The Horse” who he loved dearly and who saved him and the party from doom several times. The Horse, as far as i can remember, was never ridden. He would just show up at convenient times and do his thing, which was absurd. He sometimes carried Karot.
Karot was a kobold that the party kept as a pet. He was enslaved by the first villain we took down and very malnourished. We took him in, fed him, and led him into all types of situations. The DM clearly did not anticipate him and we weren’t allowed to use him in battle but he was fun. He liked treats. He came in handy a couple times when we had to trick our way into another operation that was supported by kobolds. Ultimately though, he was a bit. In the middle of combat someone would shout, “Where’s Karot,” and the DM would have to come up with something out of the line of fire for him to be doing. We bought him a little suit with a giant bow tie.
Eli had two weapons. A revolver he called “The Chap” and an enchanted sword called “The Thronginator.” The Thronginator was very plot relevant and had previously belonged to another member of our party before the guy playing him had to take a break. He came back later with a different character and i got to keep the sword. When someone was killed with The Thronginator we called it “getting throngled.” Several of our enemies were throngled. When making an attack with it, instead of saying “i roll to attack,” it was “i will attempt to throngle him.” Upon a successful throngling the victim suffered extensive injuries and often death.
The plot relevance of my beloved Thronginator was also very fun. It had belonged to a fallen hero, one who had helped defeat our bbeg originally—centuries prior—before she re-emerged. At the very end of the last session of the campaign, we were in the cave where the heroes and bbegs were buried. They came to us as wraiths but we didn’t know who was evil and who was good. The bbeg had An Orb that drew us to it. One of the other guys touched it and was sucked into a kind of mind realm where he failed his check and succumbed to the will of the bbeg. Seeing this, the orb was Throngled. I passed my check with flying colors and shattered the orb, casting the bbeg back into darkness and freeing my party member. The spirit of the hero who had been the original bearer of The Thronginator appeared to Eli and thanked him. We had won.
Half an hour prior, when it seemed we had lost, the same player and i attempted to pull off a Japanese(?) style fast marriage and double suicide, but didn’t because no one in out party could officiate a marriage. His character was essentially Greg house but younger and named Vander, which he ripped from arcane.
Many absurd things, like heisting and pit fighting, were done over the course of the campaign. Fundamentally, the story of it was about friendship and inner strength—something inherently serious.
dnd is, in my opinion, as great as it is because of this duality. It is not something most things can do and dnd executes it perfectly.
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