#Glass eye anon

[solidaritygaming-fanblog]

Ok so if we assume Jimmy is a listener, we can also assume he gets sensory overload. Now humans have the strength at three years old to take out their own ears. Combine this with the toy headcanon, we get,

When listener Jimmy gets sensory overload from being a listener, he tears out his own ears, and stuffing comes out. When Jimmy feels better, he puts the stuffing back in his head and sews his ears back on. His friends are horrified when they witness this.

From,

Jimmy's glass eyeballs anon

As someone who scratches at their neck when they get overstimulated in attempt to "tear my eardrums out". Holy Fuck

Glass eye anon I'd sell my soul for you btw.

Dude he's just like me fr

[canisalbus]

✦ Sanctuary ✦

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

Best succubus?

Sakie Satou from Demi-chan wa Kataritai

SHE IS AN ADORABLE ADORABLE SUCCUBUS!

[manofthepipis]

Can we take a look at Spamton w/o glasses if possible?? I suppose his eyes are in a bad condition since they were burnt out from seeing [[heaven]] (if I remember correctly), but still I want to check them out

hes defensive about those things

[askthreeyes]

what happens if we give three eyes a pair of glasses that has a third len for their top eye ?

It get's called a nerd by it's little buzzling.

[j0kers-light]

I just know Joker would be so fed up with a reader who needs glasses

Like no J, I didn't see you the other day when you were stalking me while I was shopping, sorry for not going over and say hi.

SORRY my visits to the ophthalmologist are that expensive, I'm just a girl who needs her eyes checked!!

"Bunny... what da ya mean you need... contact lenses...? Like lentils for t'eyes?"

omg I can't he is just so dumb when he wants to😭

Woah anon this one hits too close to home. I went to the ophthalmologist last Thursday and for the first time in my life, I need glasses. I am not adjusting well 😣

Let's get into it! I do hope you enjoy beloved! 🖤✨

Joker instantly makes fun of you. For starters, Frost had to help you back home since they dilated your eyes at the office and urged you not to drive. So you came through the door, looking like a lost cause clinging onto Frost.

For months you've been complaining about headaches and double vision, all on deaf ears. You had to take matters into your own hands and find a specialist to perform an eye exam.

Now you're finally getting help to correct your vision! Not like Joker cares. He picks on you by waving his hands in front of your face. You snap at him because you can still see.

"J move out the way! I'm not legally blind, this is only temporary." You grope at the air to prevent yourself from bumping into anything. You still run head first into a potted plant, knocking it over.

Joker thinks your protective glasses, he dubbed them "Ray Charles" are absolutely hilarious. They help with bright lights until your pupils return to normal but it does make you look, well, like a visually impaired person. "All you need is a cane, doll!"

Its days like this where you question why you love Joker. He's such a jerk.

Any support or help you wish to get from Joker is non existent. He is blissfully unaware about how serious your situation is. Thankfully the drops wear off but you have to endure Joker for the upcoming days until your glasses come in the mail.

Joker says the most insensitive things to you like, "Bunny what do ya mean you need uh, contact lenses? Like lentils for your eyes?" or "My Bunny is blind. Maybe I should call ya mouse instead?"

You groan for the umpteenth time and ignore him. You're not legally blind, just.. [insert level of impairment] His jokes aren't funny.

Finally your prescriptions arrive in the mail and you hastily put them on. Its like seeing the world anew. You smile and glance around the room and your eyes land on Joker, who has his jaw on the floor.

"Wow.. I uh.. ahem. You look... B-Bunny.. ya look nerdy. Did they not have a err better selection?" He looked away, hiding his blush.

And your happiness is squashed. Great. You're not his goddess anymore. You sulk around the apartment as you adjust to your new eyes feeling completely miserable. Along with the expected headaches, and discomfort, your mood is in the sewer.

It brings about.. let's say problems. Key word: Joker is the problem. He plays too much and your poor frames is his brand new toy. He bends them, loses them, and even worse? He completely breaks them all 'on accident'. Yeah right.

He just laughs each time saying, "I'll uhh buy ya a new pair."

Joker is a man of his word but your ophthalmologist gives you a disapproving look when you order your sixth pair of glasses in a two month period. Insurance has since stopped footing the bill, they're fed up too.

Your doctor suggests contacts which you think would be a better fit. It is not. Joker manages to ruin them too.

He misplaces your contact case. He uses your contact fluid for a new laughing gas compound, he distracts you and much to your horror-- you sleep with your contacts still in.

Along with the stress of new glasses, the sudden change in your life, and Joker's lack of concern, you're bound to break down and it happens one day when you're working on your laptop in the living room.

Joker sneaks up behind you and steals your new (seventh pair) of glasses right off your face. You react accordingly but with the loss of your visual aid, the room is blurry and you can't focus.

"Joker give me back my glasses! I can't see without them!"

You hear his signature laugh a little to your left and turn that way. You can barely see his figure holding your glasses up to his face. He whistles low.

"Geez, Bunny! I knew ya couldn't, ah see, but this? This is pathetic!" His words sting and make you falter reaching his side.

The one person you need the most to be supportive, and on your side during such a life changing event, is your bully. Why can't Joker be more understanding? You don't know you're crying until Joker is standing before you. He's close enough for you to see him clearly.

And he doesn't look happy. "What's gotten into you?"

He doesn't even know?!! That just makes you cry even harder. Your tears are Joker's kryptonite and he groans to himself before yanking you into your arms.

"Bunny..... stop that.. You know I haTe it when you cry." He rocks the two of you back and forth but you aren't moved by his weak attempt at an apology.

"Then why are you being so mean to me?! You keep breaking my glasses, I can't see without them, I'm... I'm so tired and—"

Joker shuts you up with a kiss and your body betrays you by kissing him back. He pulled away so he could see your e/c sparkling up at him.

“You've been soooo stressed lately. I thoughT my jokes would help ease your mind! I just wanted you to smile."

"You made fun of me and called me a nerd!" You pout.

He sighed and placed your glasses where they belong. The way he was looking at you made you adopt a slight flush to your cheeks.

"I didn't mean to be mean, Princess. These make ya look hot, very hoT. Like the sexy author I know ya are."

You looked away, mumbling. "You... you think I look hot?"

Joker laughed and spun you around in his arms. He then attacked your face with sloppy kisses while his eager hands roamed your body.

"Think? Oh I know my goddess is stunning with or without glasses. You. Are. Beaut-Tee-full and the day I say otherwise, be a dear and uh.. stab me with a knife."

He smirked hearing your joyful laughter ringing out. Oh how he missed it.

[anonymous-hopeful]

Lets try something interesting for the ship hcs. Dr Afton x Steven please? 👀

Ooh definitely an interesting one. I've never seen Afton x Steven before, so this'll be fun!

Headcanon below!

Most people know and understand Dr. Afton to be a fairly smart individual- he's a psychologist after all, he's been through years of school, college, the like. He'd like to think he's smarter than most as well...not so much a mark of arrogance as much as it being a factual matter.

Brains are important to him, but he's never said he had anything against brawnier, stronger people. He finds a good, strong personality attractive, actually. Something about an opposites attract magnetism- he could write a theorem about it, but that's for another time.

Enter Mr. Steven Rudboys, both the exception and the rule.

Before the two were neighbors, they met on a military base during a strategy briefing for the pilots. There was an argument about flight pathing- the scientists were saying one thing and the pilots were saying another. It was about to get out of control when Steven spoke up with his own solution that neither side considered.

It took a while for both sides to discuss the idea, but somehow, it made complete sense...which sent Afton's brain into overdrive. He was smart? And strong? Was it possible for such a person to exist? *Obviously yes, but it's the 1950's and Afton is just a little dense*

That's where the attraction started, and every time they crossed paths after that, Afton stopped Steven simply to hear what he had to say. Steven slowly noticed that Afton was really going out of his way to talk to him, but he never minded. It was cute having someone so interested in what he had to say.

[solidaritygaming-fanblog]

Ok so if E2! Jim was a toy... What if he had glass eyeballs, and once, E2! Joel popped out one of those eyeballs as a joke (like a got your ear joke except it's a glass eyeball) and all that was behind Jimmy's eyes was an endless void that when stared into drove you into insanity. Let's just say there's a reason why Joel eventually made piece with Jimmy...

I

IM ACTUALLY GONNA CRAZY

I SAW THIS ASK AND STARED AT JAW SLACK EYES WIDE FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES.

ANON PLEASE COME OFF ANON TELL ME MORE I LVOE THIS PLEASAAAAASEEEE.... id sell my soul I LVOE T HSI DOSJFAJHJAHJAHJAHJAHHA

[bookofmirth]

unpopular opinion probably but i think sjm should have let rhys die at the end of acowar instead of bringing him back it would have made for better a story instead of what she's currently doing with his character, like feyre dealing with her grief while trying to be the ruling high lady and also trying to be there for nesta, she even could have kept the pregnancy plotline just moved up the timeline a bit and at the end of acosf while feyre's dying during the birth have rhys' ghost or whatever pop up that only her and nesta can see and he helps nesta save her somehow

This would be so interesting from a character exploration perspective. Feyre has already gone so much, so to lose Rhys in that moment, it would hurt so good to see how she dealt with the grief and then finding herself in power, alone. I would totally write that fic, I love writing angst.

You know what would be interesting is knowing how Feyre would have handled the birth stuff without it being hidden from her, if it weren't used as a way for Nesta to finally snap and then reconcile with Feyre at the end. And at least then, Feyre wouldn't be relegated to the background of her own story.

I do think death would be preferable to what Rhys has been up to since acofas. Not to mention it would address the fact that there are NEVER actual stakes in her stories since she doesn't kill any major characters.

[crackships-and-manips]

Casey Deidrick and Madelyn Cline

[katyspersonal]

ANON??????7? JFDSFDSGSDHFD DSSDFDSJFJS??????

(Context for the rats running gag: ( x ))

(Whiteboard between me and @val-of-the-north )Anon I was absolutely LOSING it at the fact that someone wanted to see MORE of the brain damage Whiteboards fhfdsjhfhsd help xjfddfhs Sorry tho I don't know if that could be made into a habit, staying focused on a particular joke was a bit challenging XDDDD Thank you so much tho XD

[ghoul--doodle]

Since you mentioned swap aus a bit ago, what would the swap!monkies look/act like? :0

Here’s a few of them! In this particular case Capuchin and Atlas have swapped and so have Quinn and Bea

Capuchin is a lot more rash and irritable compared to normal, and in this version his powers are limited- just for a different reason!

He’s also… not very secretive. Atlas in their regular story is incredibly secretive, they tell no one anything about what they’re doing- and most are under the impression that Capuchin is dead. In the swap au Capuchin isn’t so secretive, and it gets him into trouble sometimes. Being open about what he’s doing though allowed him to gather support and allies in the form of Quinn and Bea!

Quinn in the swap au is a lot more naturally confident in himself. He’s a lot more relaxed, and a hell of a lot more reliable. He doesn’t feel like he has a character or role to play, so he just acts as he would normally. He also has a much better grasp on his powers than he would normally.

Lastly Bea! She’s very bitter and antisocial in this case. She pushes those around her away in most cases unless she takes a particular interest in something. This Bea specialises in setting traps and making weapons.

She also doesn’t need her glasses as much in this case, so she sticks to wearing goggles with prescription lenses

[freckliedan]

i kinda want to know what do you consider new phannies? i’m not really asking for myself i got into them in 2015 so i think i qualify as not new but i personally think of like 2019ish or later as new even though that’s like 4 years now 😭

there's layers of old but i think anyone who got here from 2019 onward will forever be a new phannie to me! i'm forever delighted by the fact that people are still discovering them but you simply have to have experienced the closeted era to truly count as an old timer and there's nothing that can change that!

i do think there's levels of fandom-age, too. like, original phillies who were around before dan & people who were around before the halloween leak of the vday vid in 2012, that's true phandom olds to me. there's a difference between the aftermath/radio show era, when i showed up, & the tatinof era once they'd settled in to the closet, but having been around in any regard at any of those points makes you some level of old timer.

the endpoint/turning point towards coming out was them moving out of the first london apartment & dan rebranding, so like, spring 2017 through the gaming channel hiatus is an era where like? if you showed up then you're not a newbie, you've been around the block, but it also doesn't qualify you as fandom old bc the horrors were mostly over by then.

none of that is coming from a place of pretentiousness or judgement either! just being honest that nobody escaped the trenches of the past unscathed.

[xiewho]

i love love love the way you draw gorgug!! you give him so much personality :)

ouhhh omg thank u so much 😭😭 he’s my favorite bad kid so i tend to overthink a lot when i draw him haha but im really glad u like the way i draw him :’)

[reinabeestudio]

blorbo type: sunglasses

you jest but.

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

*that* au? What does that mean

A series of unwise decisions and misplaced mischief on my part that I would like to think about as little as possible