#Ghost is such a dweeb

[pupyr0arz]

keepsakes. Ghost: Polaroids. He’s a classical kind of guy, and he likes writing on the other side of it. He wouldn’t put them all over his walls though, he has a neat folder that sometimes he sleeps with. He’d show you a handful if you asked, but he has a private folder that will probably be buried in the yard. He’d laugh if you mention how serial killer like it is.

Gaz: audio. He loves loves loves your voice and he records you all the damn time. He spends way too much on microphones and sleeps with headphones on. USB after usb after usb. He’s saved every voicemail you’ve sent him and edges on being hard to reach just so you’ll send more. He wouldn’t have a hint of his collection until he asks you for a special recording.

price: he has more than a couple of tapes of you. Cameras in the corners, in the stuffie he hands to you, clipped to his shirt. He talks shop with you about cameras, the GoPro he uses on his bike and he thinks it’s funny you don’t know how acquainted you are with them. Would never tell you. dreams about wedding tapes. Also a big fan of solid media, vhs tapes and whatnot.

soap: he draws you. For a while you’re his only muse and his sketchbook is filled with your face, your hands. He steals photos when he gets the chance so he can put them to paper. He keeps his best drawings, and the ones he doesn’t want you to see, locked away. He’d draw you happily if you ever implied you wanted him to.

[kismet-cat]

there's a certain moment in ghost trick that hit me oddly hard when i first played it and that i keep coming back to. it's lynne's final death — when she jumps to save kamila from the explosion in the sub while yomiel is still possessing her. specifically, that moment from yomiel's perspective.

because, like. obviously lynne didn't (primarily) mean to save him, but... i can't help thinking how that might have felt for him. yomiel, a character defined by the trauma of having no one (left) who gave a shit about him after dying-but-not-really. yomiel, who has not had another person really "see" him or care about him for ten years. him, in a matter of seconds, going from threatening this girl with a gun (again), after everything that led the both of them to this point, to her, immediately, instinctually, leaping toward "him", reaching out to "him", trying to save "him".

(and of course, it wasn't "him". it's not him that she cares about (hah, imagine that!). it's not him that she saw. even if their eyes met. but, for those brief seconds... maybe some part of him believed that it was. maybe he let himself believe it.)

it's such a shame that he canonically doesn't remember it, because it sets up him saving her at the end of the chapter with the robo claw perfectly. ah well.

[wein-bitte]

💀: What's your favorite food, Johnny?

🧼: Your arse.

💀: [stares at the entire 141, who are also in the room]

🧼: [taps fake mic] Your. Arse.

[crovvpunk]

he is so pathetic and cringefail i love him

[bl00dhoundsfang]

lol some of you mfs are so fuckin silly.

i scroll through the könig tag and associated COD tags and just gotta roll my eyes at people who make smug posts like

“ooOo well ACKSHULLY he would be a SHIT PERSON and a RIGHT WING CHUD”

“ohoho well military ppl irl are DANGEROUS and TRAUMATIZED, why are you talking about him like he’s ur smol anxious boi”

“könig literally STABS PPL, ur INFANTALIZING HIM and people with ANXIETY”

“OH WELL MOST OF YOU PROBABLY DONT KNOW THIS BUT [proceeds to state a history/military fact that most people know like it’s obscure information]”

and “REALISM THIS, REALISM THAT”

like holy shit, who cares?? that’s why fiction exists, dummy: to make stuff up, to dramatize, to romanticize. we all have very surface level knowledge of these characters because that’s all there is. the rest of it is just people having fun filling in the blanks, and everyone’s interpretation is their own. it might not be the same as yours and that’s ok, but to make obnoxious posts like some kind of intellectual superior is some bullshit bruh. we’re all just fantasizing about little army men made of pixels, HUMBLE YOURSELF. you’re boring and insufferable and i hope you step in wet dog shit and don’t realize it until you’re stuck in traffic.

[ghostherlig]

okay that johnny cash meme gave me flashbacks because when i used to play MK as a very small and stupid child I for some reason would think people were talking about my favorite mortal kombat character johnny cage when they would say johnny cash

AHA- i cant say i ever got them confused but my dad used to always (and sometimes still does) go "JOHNNY CASH??" whenever i say johnny cage 💀 it's always been in jest but it still crack me up bc all i can imagine is johnny on a johnny cash cover- 😭😭

[slavhew]

POV youre about to get your organs harvested

[aliquamprimus]

Assigning Papa Prime colors before even interacting? More likely than you think. Panic and baby. -primeguarded

[ send me a color! ] Meme

I assure you I am not very cool.

[emystic]

"Yeah, I can see why you're too much of a baby to ask her out...I mean my lil' Lu-lu-kachoo is pretty and popular and you're kindaaaa...none of that!"

"Thanks, asshole."

[dorkustm]

@crisisbabe , for richie ! bros for afterlife amirite?

while the whole being dead thing isn't great, and pete still feels guilty about what happened-- how he played a part in richie and ruth's deaths, especially richie's, he tries his best to... enjoy it? it's a little weird, he doesn't know if he'll get used to being a ghost, but at least he had his best friends to spend the afterlife with, right?

"oh my god, dude. they managed to sell the waylon place, that's how they found..." he recalls with hushed excitement, although he falters before he says 'max.' max is gone for good, his own death made sure of that, but old habits die hard and he spares a glance over his shoulder, just in case. pete pushes on. "anyway, i dunno if whoever bought it is keeping it now, but... y'know. maybe we should check it out? i know it doesn't exactly bring back good memories, but..." they're dead. what's the worst that could happen?

[wingsmadeforflying]

Jon asking Martin if he's secretly been a ghost will never not kill me.

[evilminji]

"DO BETTER!" Says Now Televised Fanboy

He, Dash Baxter is a Phan-Stan!! It's kinda his thing. See, he's a fancy ass talk show host now. Married Paulie, moved out of Amity, actually DID something with his life. His parents? Did not approve. Long n short of it? He got kicked out.

Paulie's parents were PISSED.

Retaliated by giving him all the help he needed getting EVERY scholarship he qualified for. He went to a really nice college. Missed his girlfriend like mad. But she was off in Metropolis, terrifying weaker men. Conquering the fashion scene.

And SOMEHOW? Thanks to that long talk he had with Phantom (*incoherent fanboy gibbering noises* SO COOL!) he's worked to be... more of a LEADER, you know? Less of an asshole. Cause he's popular. People copy him. He can't be an asshole.

So, somehow, when he's punching out some try-hard that thinks he's hot shit for bullying a Nerd? He and the nerd get talking, right? Cause the guy got his glasses completely fucked up. And it's what Phantom would do.

But GET THIS? Guy's never HEARD of Phantom! Is super curious, cause he runs a small time Hero's show on the web. And, Dude? Is it your LUCKY DAY! Cause you just met THE number 1 fan of Phantom, hands down!! He makes his VERY spirited case, about why Phantom is THE best Hero to ever have lived. And this guy?

Entranced.

In AWE.

Just straight up BEGS him to join his show. Cause apparently? He was BORN for it. Which? Yeah. He HAS been giving speechs to the team for YEARS now. And Talking at fan meet ups. Leading fan meet ups. Hosting parties... actually, now that he thinks about it? He DOES do a lot of public speaking? Huh.

But still, he's about to say "no", when?

Dude mentions? He'll get to talk about Phantom.

SOLD!

It. Blows. Up. Absolutely EVERYONE is in love with his pretty face, hot bod, and STRONG opinions. But they ALSO have no idea who Phantom is! Paulie! This is CRIMINAL! Horrifying! What is going ON!?

Some bullshit information black out, apparently. At least according to her... friendly Nemesis? The Goth Dweeb. Who's engaged, apparently? So good for her. Unsurprisingly, it's too the OTHER Dweebs, but still. Bout time she started planning to drag them to a court house. She's the only one with any spine in that group! If she waited for THEM to propose?

Not even as Ghosts, man.

They'd get distracted by shiny nerd shit and whimp out.

Still... a world where NO ONE knows how Awesome, Phantom is? Not on HIS watch!

So he works it in. To every segment. It becomes "his thing". Oh? Super man saved a kitten from a tree? Cute. Well PHANTOM saved a bus full of Ghost Puppies from a shady, rouge, Goverment agency. Do BETTER, Superman!

The Flash, who is a cheap knock-off and stole his name, took down an Ice Villian? Adorable! PHANTOM stopped a Rouge WINTER SPIRIT with the help of YETI WARRIORS then assisted in giving FREE medical care for anyone who needed it! Here's a picture of him making GHOST ICE SNOWMEN for small children! Do BETTER, Knock-off!

What's THAT you say? Wonder Woman fought a GOD in down town paris?

Excellent work Wonder Woman. Flawless as always. But YOU, god-boy, are a disappointment! All that power! And WHAT do you use it for? Are you even supposed to BE here?? PHANTOM uses his power to HELP people! Is awesome and knows TONS of better gods! You're just salty you didn't make the cut!

DO BETTER!

And obviously? No one believes him. There's no record of this "Phantom" guy. The pictures look fantastical and vaguely glitchy/glowy. Not quite right. They GOTTA be photo shopped. Manipulated somehow. But? As a shtick? A fake "perfect Superhero" is kinda funny and unique.

And it's one hell of Fake Hero!

A Dead Champion? Who fights gods and monsters? Rouge agencies? Sassy and tragic? With a mysterious past? Pretty cool! There's even an Offical Comic from some guy that went to the same high-school as Baxter!

Of course, as Baxter get more and more popular? The "meme" hero, Phantom, get more well known? People get more interested in where Dash grew up. You know, just a bored Google. Maybe see if the hero was based off a local legend or something. But... huh...

The Town website?

Weirdly? Sanitized.

Like... like aggressively sanitized. All smooth edges and no details. Very "move along, citizen". Ha ha... it's part of the joke right? They get it! They'll just look up local restaurants or som-....

Wait...

Hey, guuuuys?

Are you finding ANYTHING?

And! Nothing. And I do mean NOTHING! Triggers the "oh? Secrets???" Instincts of a Hacker, like finding a hard blank wall of "KEEP OUT". Especially when it's somewhere it rightfully shouldn't BE.

All it would take? Is ONE person, of decent skills and an account on Certain Forums, getting bored enough to Google the Dude On The TV(TM)? For the GIW's lil walls to come crashing down. Because yeah, you can stop ONE hacker. Even two. Probably five or six.

But how about thousands?

Hundreds of thousands?

From every time zone. Competing. Just to see what you HAVE and don't want them to see. Maybe they do something with it, maybe they don't. But fuck it, you're being RUDE and now they're CURIOUS. And THEN? Oh. Oh holy shit.

Not a meme.

Very real.

Not a joke.

The walls come crumbling down, down, down. Ripped apart by hundreds of hands. Emails sent to every sort of agency. The JLU line inundated with emergency tips. Not a joke. Not A Joke. Holy Shit, IT WASN'T A JOKE!

Phantom is REAL!

And there, on TV, stands the Man. The signal FINALLY breaching containment. Fighting off the invading God of the week. Built like statue, hair like an aurora borealis of white fire held almost delicately in place by a CROWN of ice, a suit made of void and starlight. Inhuman. Beyond human.

Here to help.

A laugh that crackles like ice and the snap of winter, rolls through the air like coming storms, rich and somehow warm. A smile that bares teeth, yet turns so KIND when he looks upon humanity, as though we are precious and worth fighting for. A living star.

A... a once living star.

And in the center of it all? Wearing his BESPOKE, custome made, Number 1 Phan full body outfit? That's right. Dash Baxter. Ha! You fuckers doubted him! Behold his blorbo and WEEP, ya fuckin casuals! The BESTEST of boys! The FINEST of Heros! Superman? Could NEVER.

And now? The weather!

@babbling-babull @nerdpoe @the-witchhunter @ailithnight @hypewinter @hdgnj @mutable-manifestation

[shmalk]

141 is filled with alphas, not a single omega in sight. there are a few betas, but they're either low-ranking or transfers that were never going to last.

like you! (beta!reader) who works at reception and takes calls, scans badges and is the first point of contact for the task force.

none of them know your name, none of them even speak to you - maybe price, when you transfer a call to him, he'll mumble a thank you. or even laswell, when you bring her a coffee.

it's nothing, really, you don't mind.

only, one day, a totally normal friday, you've done the exact same style in your hair you always have, and you're wearing more clothes than you were yesterday.

price wants a coffee, sure- you make it, just the way he likes, and head towards his office. you knock, and wait a few seconds until you hear 'come in.'

the office is silent, it usually is - but this time there's more than just price inside.

they're finishing up just as you enter, soap and gaz sitting in front of the desk whilst ghost leant against the back wall.

"my apologies, captain." your voice isn't exactly quiet - why should it be, you've done nothing wrong, but its still respectful. price just nods as you place the cup down on his desk.

"thanks, that's all." he dismisses everyone in the room, and you wait for the boys to file out before you do, soap and gaz both giving you a cheeky smile.

ghost is the one to hold open the door, standing just adjacent to the doorway with his arm sprawled against it. its a heavy door, and you swallow as you pass him.

"thank you," you all but mumble out as you rush past him - straight into the break room.

you can't help but rant about the situation to your roommate whilst you're packing up your things, your phone tucked between your jaw and shoulder.

"i mean- he held the door open for me and i couldn't even look him in the eye to say thank you!" you stress, throwing your bag into your passenger seat before leaning back against your car. "god, all i wan't right now is a plate of sushi and some boba."

"too bad its pizza night, dweeb."

"thats not fair! i could loose my job, i should be allowed to eat my comfort food when im stressed out."

you stress about it over the whole weekend, and when you return back to work on monday you try to act as casual as possible. of course, you don't see ghost - price doesn't order a coffee, and youre break time comes around quicker than you expected.

you had brought- oh, theres- your favourite sushi, and a boba drink sitting where your food was supposed to be. in somewhat messy hand writing, on a small piece of paper, theres your name.

signed ' s. riley. '

i am a sucker for sweet lil moments like this !!

in my head i think that simon would like a beta, or an alpha, but in this lil snippet (which is CERTAINLY getting turned into a fic) he's big and broad and gets worried when he's with alphas because they can't think straight, he tells them what to do and he does it.

but you? you dont react to his scent or chase him down to get him to court you - so, of fource, he courts you. <3

[tb-png]

childhoods dreams - 🧼👻🧢

ghost doesn’t even realize the panic he’s causing, he’s too sucked into bullying a child on twitter

FUNFACT! in the 2nd image, it’s a bit too blurred out, but ghost IS typing “[insert 3 letter acronym that starts with k and ends with s] dweeb” (it’s gonna get him sused and hes gonna get mad before logging in to his 50 alternate accounts)

not sure what they’re worring about considering they’re military, but hey, we all got our fears lol

[ectokelpeigh]

When I say “Johnny 13 & Danny: enemies to brothers” here’s Johnny’s POV:

Ugh this little hall monitor of a “hero” is soooo annoying right Kitty

Apparently he’s wanted by the police again. But for something he didn’t even DO. He let that little circus nerd frame him. He can’t even be wanted right

I guess SOMEONE’s gotta show him how it’s done. Here’s how you really mess with authorities, kid, watch and learn

Dude has anyone told you you suck at being a ghost? It’s not even fun picking on you. I guess SOMEONE has to teach you so it’s a fair fight

Kitty did you hear Walker locked the kid up again?? Who am I supposed to mess with now? The Box Ghost? Lame. Guess I gotta bust my favorite punching bag out now

Kitty you’re not gonna believe it. To thank me for busting his sorry ass out of ghost jail (which i did as a PRANK, duh) he stole a bunch of street signs and made them into a collage that says “COPS SUCK ASS”. What a dweeb. No I’m not crying shut up

[galacticstationsblog]

Wow I didn’t know a lot people wanted to know more about my Ghost family Au

This Au is still a working progress but it does take inspiration on BoxTroll, Epic Mickey

summary Dire Crowley owns this little abandoned Mansion dub the ramshackle, no one knows where it came from, nor who originally own it, but the biggest was why didn’t he sold the house or at least renovate it and with this Mister Dire’s respond was.

“I wouldn’t wish to have this mansion with many stories of past life before us to disappear, now that wouldn’t be so gracious of me”

Which was…..half the truth, in reality, this was was already home of many ghosts and specters, not a single living soul found that mansion.

Well until one snowy day, one of the ghost notice a basket with a dim blue glow near a tombstone, curious the checked to see what could be in the basket to make it glow, maybe an offering for a pass loved one?

Turns out what the basket contains was a baby wrap in a blanket with a small kitten monster snuggled against them, they couldn’t find any evidence on who their parents or guardians nor any magic trace they could had left.

So with no other options left the ghost of the ramshackle decided to raise these baby as their own

(That’s all o have for now and for those of you asked how did Crowley react, i can only described with this meme)

I do plan on expanding this Au more so stay tuned

EDIT(sorry if it took to long to tag you guys, just going through stuff) Tag list:

@twistedcece @solomonarchive @the-shadowed-one @ask-alextheangel @yasminzys @zomberi @malleushorns @sh0jun @shrimpsterprefect @braingoaaaaaah @dweeb-central @yuus-sentient-teddy @boredfaneliza