#must be something in the air

[mutant-what-not]

Spotted in Star Idaho

[wyrm-with-a-why]

I need to change my name to Meggy irl and dye my hair pink and get pink clothes and cute things and pink glasses and be a cute little fella

[bl00dhoundsfang]

lol some of you mfs are so fuckin silly.

i scroll through the könig tag and associated COD tags and just gotta roll my eyes at people who make smug posts like

“ooOo well ACKSHULLY he would be a SHIT PERSON and a RIGHT WING CHUD”

“ohoho well military ppl irl are DANGEROUS and TRAUMATIZED, why are you talking about him like he’s ur smol anxious boi”

“könig literally STABS PPL, ur INFANTALIZING HIM and people with ANXIETY”

“OH WELL MOST OF YOU PROBABLY DONT KNOW THIS BUT [proceeds to state a history/military fact that most people know like it’s obscure information]”

and “REALISM THIS, REALISM THAT”

like holy shit, who cares?? that’s why fiction exists, dummy: to make stuff up, to dramatize, to romanticize. we all have very surface level knowledge of these characters because that’s all there is. the rest of it is just people having fun filling in the blanks, and everyone’s interpretation is their own. it might not be the same as yours and that’s ok, but to make obnoxious posts like some kind of intellectual superior is some bullshit bruh. we’re all just fantasizing about little army men made of pixels, HUMBLE YOURSELF. you’re boring and insufferable and i hope you step in wet dog shit and don’t realize it until you’re stuck in traffic.

[nialltlynch]

had the worst fucking nightmare where i apparently handwrote a whole explicit fic in some nondescript notebook that my sibling had found and then proceeded to show everyone in my whole fucking family but nobody said anything to me about it until there was some big family gathering and my sibling passed the notebook around i wanted to dieeeeeeeeeeee

[metagalacticx]

i haven’t shared food on here in a while and this wasn’t a gift (except it was. from me hhaha)

[twinbrujahs]

Feeling more insane than usual

[infinite-orangepeel]

^^^^tryna get him to rail me but he won’t text back bc he’s “dead” 🙄

maybe i do want to be railed by a fictional character, what of it?

[hyuckieblr]

7llin’ With Dream | ep. 3 — Chenle

[artsarasp]

why whenever I'm at work i think of the coolest scenes for mqf in system possession so i gotta spend the entire shift muttering the lines to myself so i don't forget them

[thedeadthree]

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐆𝐄: 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃 ➸ irulanne . the rook .

𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒 . 𝐄𝐋𝐅 . 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 .

-`. template by @kanos . coloring . icons .

✧ ― 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 (ask to be added or removed or interact 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞!!):

@pavus, @wlwaerith, @shadowsofrose, @grapecaseschoices, @nokstella

@queennymeria, @risingsh0t, @carrionsflower, @leviiackrman, @griffin-wood

@confidentandgood, @aceghosts, @tommyarashikage, @shadowglens, @yharnams

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@kyberinfinitygems, @cloudofbutterflies92, @carlosoliveiraa, @shellibisshe, @adelaidedrubman

@lavampira, @capelizabeth, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @statichvm, @unholymilf

@aezyrraeshh, @imogenkol, @aceghosts, @full---ofstarlight, @ellierenae

[luck-of-the-drawings]

POOR GABRIEL MONTEZ! YOU NEVER SAW THIS COMING DID YOU? ALL YOU WANTED WAS POWER. SECURITY. SAFETY. & THATS EXACTLY WHAT YOU GOT! JUST IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR BODY. LETS JUST HOPE NO ONE FUCKS THIS UP. LETS JUST HOPE YOU WONT HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS.

[thatcoloradosunrise]

How do you pitch something like the Trust Bank Interface Machine. Like ok we're going to start assigning a "bead worth" to your deeds. Fine. But now because there's actually so many people getting beads we need a bocular bead mathematics machine. It's just getting more complex by the day. Don't worry though! Our bead machine keeps everything in order. We add on new calculations and buttons each traversal!

It delights me though. So I embroidered it :)

I think it would be fun if the Senior Notary had to wear special shoes to operate the pedals like real organists do.

Closeup under the cut:

Materials: cotton and metallic thread, cotton fabric

Stitches: satin stitch, french knots, bullion knots, backstitch, running stitch, split stitch

[ratatatastic]

We asked some players at NHLGlobalSeries for their best air guitar in honour of Finland's national competition... here's what we got 🎸 Panthers Cut.

[mxtxfanatic]

The way you spend most of the book thinking that Xie Lian just has incredibly terrible luck as a character trait, and maybe you even start to believe—in the most horrifying “I don’t want to believe this” way—that Xie Lian rescuing a child from a gruesome death is what cursed him to his terrible luck (as per what every other character tries to pressure Xie Lian into believing).

Then you find out that Xie Lian only has terrible luck because he gave his luck away. One of his banishment collars is literally to redistribute his luck as per his own wishes so that others born with less luck could receive more, and this wish in particular was probably very closely tied in to his rescuing of young Hong Hong’er, who Guoshi told him was innately unlucky and thus deserved death in order for the most beloved prince to continue living his privileged life as usual. And then he spends 800 years wandering the earth with shit luck, still helping others where he could and refusing to turn back on his morals like he almost did before, just because his luck had changed.

Xie Lian used his momentary faltering as a lesson to never let “bad luck” demoralize him from his own morals, and he really is a good person for this.

[alienoresimagines]

We need more Gale and catholic guilt, not in a religious sort of way but the something-is-wrong-with-me kind of way. Not only for the angst and to add on to his already suppressed emotions but also for those kind of thinking and spiraling after a night with John