#chris driedger

[ratatatastic]

happy kitties did end up making a stop at hook (as tradition dictates) after the game before they left the country

even leaving a team signed jersey while theyre at it <3

[tapedsleeves]

they're in love your honor

[wildaboutmnhockey]

Kraken admins stay creative

[starshipoftheseus]

chris driedger's trade to the florida panthers x richard siken war of the foxes

anyone else experiencing cosmic despair about the separation of the firebirds goalies of destiny or is it just me

[muldxr]

joey daccord's scorpion save | sea v. wsh, jan 11, 2024

[olivette-branch]

if you take the kraken to a party...

someone on twitter did the stars version, krakencord gave the idea, so I now gift you: the kraken if they were at a party.

tbh, i went off vibes alone, but this was so much fun to make

[shanewright]

love thy goalie 😘😘😘

[neonfretra]

continuation of my philipp grubauer as a horse design :3 the whole gangs here!

layers+design notes below the cut!

they are all wearing horse armor, which is incredibly funny because WHO is fitting they sheep for war

disclaimer: i dont know nothing about horse armor actually, i am heavily referencing image searches and these are aesthetic over function

to defeat the whole function of horse armor, they continue to not be able to seat a rider because HAHAHA chris barely reaches the tops of joey and grubis legs in this FORGET supporting a riders weight

the shoulder guards (a modified version of the peytral) and hip guards (the crupper) use the pattern of their blockers and pads. people were NOT joking, they sure are white across the board

the plate in front of their neck (which is the OTHER part of the modified peytral) is intended to mimic neck guards on goalie helmets. funny enough only grubi actually wears one!

the designs on said plates are the franchise logo (center) and the shoulder designs (flanking on both sides of logo) for their team!

the face plate (the chanfron) has a metal gilding on the front to mimic the cat eye cage design! there is plating underneath because a cage is NOT enough armor

still on the chanfron, the sides are extended down the face as decoration, with tentacles (chris and grubi) or wings (joey)

also decorative are loops that go around chris and joeys horns, which are, again tentacles (joey) or wings (chris)

LAST POINT ON THE CHANFRON! the colors and patterns are from their helmets but incredibly simplified because i am not accurately recreating them. they got city skylines on those man

both joey and grubi have cloth underlayers to look like jerseys

joey is in firebird visiting colors

grubi is in kraken home colors

dreidger doesnt have an underlayer because i think the wool is a sufficient barrier against friction LOL

chris is a whiteface sheep with black wool because of this post comparing driedger to a sacrificial lamb by seattlekrakenyaoi and the kraken as jellycats post by scoringchance

another name for whiteface sheep is penistone sheep. im sure well be very mature bout this one ^_^

joey is a luing cow with a curly brown coat because everyone says he has beautiful brown cow eyes

i prefered luing cows over the more popular highlander cows (the fluffy cow, also crossbred with shorthorn cows to make said luing cows) for the texture of their coat LOL

chris and joey both have netting wrapped around their horns, joeys draped between his to resemble the net

grubi is a dappled gray draft horse with a blonde mane

the horse

[squidsquadlove]

Well, I for one feel I have seen the VERY MOST IMPORTANT part of the Mic'd Up Winter Classic 2024 video, which is of course:

Chris Driedger in a toque... and eyeblack... and tiny little athletic boxer briefs... and that's all...

(I know I once said "let the man wear toques" and I still stand by it! I did not know I was saying "and nothing else" BUT I STAND BY THAT ALSO)

And for you Dumo enjoyers out there, a bonus for you:

I thought only Draisaitl was capable of manspreading like this, but where there's a will (and a large equipment bag) apparently there's a way!

(Note: New Winter Classic equipment bags! GOD they're nice...)

[huuuuughes]

DONT!!!!!!!

LOOK!!!!!!

AT!!!!!

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Devin 😭😭 CHRIS 😭😭 IAN 😭😭

Fuck I literally was not ready. I knew it was coming from someone but I was not prepared for it to be Kole. The music he put over it and just the genuine joy you could see them having in it 😫😫 i had the privilege and honor of going to 13 birds games this season.

Man I’m gonna miss these guys. My heart breaks for them. It’s a family out here in the desert. I will always be rooting for this kid!!

[starshipoftheseus]

01.01.24 (SEA vs VGK): JOEY DACCORD and CHRIS DRIEDGER ♡

[knivesareout]

[againstthegrainphoto]

*patpat*

[shanewright]

(fire)birds of a feather 🔥🔥🔥

[helmet-smooches]

kraken goalie crew @ T-Mobile park Dec. 31, 2023

[wildaboutmnhockey]

"Well I'm not taking Biz"