#GUYS...

[parientou]

💚🧡

[trickytrick]

guys

guys.

[mjrtaurus]

Alternative, healthier Crocomom/dad/parent theory to juxtapose the previous one I posted.

Luffy was still a Cryptic pregnancy, because if he and Dragon had known, they would have very likely aborted so as not to bring a child into a world that would be irrationally dangerous for them (See: Ace and Robin being hunted like dogs by the WG for the "sin" of their heritage). But Dragon and Croc would have embraced this surprise baby boy with open arms and open hearts.

But they still would have to give their baby up. They both knew this. To make sure their son has the very best bet of survival in this world, he would need to have as few ties to his parents as humanly possible.

They couldn't even bear to name the boy, knowing they would have to let him go.

It... tore them both up. It ended up with the two men growing distant, and eventually having their relationship fizzle out. They still loved each other, yes, but the magic just wasn't there anymore. It all went away with their baby boy.

Cut to Alabasta.

Crocodile is fully transitioned by this point, thanks to Iva. He's a Warlord now, he's feeding the Revolutionaries a steady influx of information on World Government activities, but he's seeking out Pluton on the down-low to wipe the WG off the face of the earth.

He is, unfortunately, not as merciful or patient a man as Dragon. He wants shit done and he wants it done as fast as possible, consequences be damned.

This attitude also contributed significantly to the distancing between himself and Dragon.

And now Luffy arrives and starts to put a wrench in his plans.

Crocodile doesn't recognize him. Not his face, as he'd all but blocked it from his memory. Not his name, as they chose not to name him.

As for the surname? Well, he and Dragon had an unspoken thing between them. Neither of them knew the other's full name so that information wouldn't get out if either were captured and interrogated.

Crocodile didn't know Luffy was their son until Sengoku dropped that particular hazardous info bomb in Marineford.

So, he did as any crocodilian parent would do when their hatchling is in distress and wrecked house.

His goal? Draw as much attention to himself as possible. Instigate total chaos.

Stopping Ace's execution and jumping in the middle of the crowd to announce how petty you're feeling? Attacking Whitebeard with reckless abandon in broad daylight in front of his crew?

Bet.

He wanted all eyes on him at Marineford so none of them would be on Luffy, which worked on just about everyone but a volcanic freight train named Sakazuki.

The horror of realizing he had stabbed, mummified, and poisoned his own son back during the Alabasta coup only hits him later when the dust has settled.

And man does it hit him hard.

[sentrysapper]

[pezhead]

Not gonna lie. Those Nastars look delicious~

@turtleorangepizzapie @nova-blues

@tmntaucompetition

[morgue-me]

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE TO THE ACE ATTORNEY FANDOM

(please look at the first letter of each word)

[dedisgone]

HOLD UP

someones probably pointed this out already but im watching mumbos sl pov right (also! im watching grian's and trying to watch martyn's as well if anyone wants to talk about jt!)

as hes heading to go bother etho for wool, hes. this text pops up for a split second

GUYS IS MUMBO AN ETHOGIRLIE

[scrollonso]

if i speak...

[fandomwe1rd0]

How Rick and Birdperson at blood ridge sounded to a dudebro who are still in denial about Rick's sexuality

Rick: Hey my heterosexual bro, do you wanna to platonically run away with me, y'know as straight bros do.

Birdperson: Huh? Oh, no bro. Even though that does sound like a totally platonic heterosexual activity, that is not something I would like to do right now

Rick: Oh well fuck you bro

[butdaddyilovehimmm]

GLOVESGLOVESGLOVESGLOVES

[mini-leafster]

wait guys ik how to get her out

MAPLE!! LEAFY JRS IN DANGER!!!!

Ohhh no. Nononono...

Ow ow ow..

[sunnydayaoe]

[bazoonga-bazinga]

listened to it at work this morning completely unaware of the emotional damage i was to incur...

[sentrysapper]

[liminal-lesbian]