#GUYS...

[snowcoming]

people going "thats why this batkid is the best" and the reasoning is just like: they went through hell, got back up, they lost everything and keep losing but keep trying even when its exhausting, they're the only human there, theyre extremely smart and good at fighting

like bbg

give me reasons. i wanna know your reasons. this is every batkid. if youre gonna give a strong argument, give good reasons. not something that describes everyone. it's really funny lmao and is not proving ur point hehe

[parientou]

💚🧡

[blorbocedes]

what do you MEAN they're in a Venice ballroom together rn

[queenbread]

I'd like everyone to know glassdoor has a page for the SCP foundation

this very official website to help see employment and stuff has this, and honestly, it might be my favorite thing ever, here are some of my favorite reviews on it

[trickytrick]

guys

guys.

[mjrtaurus]

Alternative, healthier Crocomom/dad/parent theory to juxtapose the previous one I posted.

Luffy was still a Cryptic pregnancy, because if he and Dragon had known, they would have very likely aborted so as not to bring a child into a world that would be irrationally dangerous for them (See: Ace and Robin being hunted like dogs by the WG for the "sin" of their heritage). But Dragon and Croc would have embraced this surprise baby boy with open arms and open hearts.

But they still would have to give their baby up. They both knew this. To make sure their son has the very best bet of survival in this world, he would need to have as few ties to his parents as humanly possible.

They couldn't even bear to name the boy, knowing they would have to let him go.

It... tore them both up. It ended up with the two men growing distant, and eventually having their relationship fizzle out. They still loved each other, yes, but the magic just wasn't there anymore. It all went away with their baby boy.

Cut to Alabasta.

Crocodile is fully transitioned by this point, thanks to Iva. He's a Warlord now, he's feeding the Revolutionaries a steady influx of information on World Government activities, but he's seeking out Pluton on the down-low to wipe the WG off the face of the earth.

He is, unfortunately, not as merciful or patient a man as Dragon. He wants shit done and he wants it done as fast as possible, consequences be damned.

This attitude also contributed significantly to the distancing between himself and Dragon.

And now Luffy arrives and starts to put a wrench in his plans.

Crocodile doesn't recognize him. Not his face, as he'd all but blocked it from his memory. Not his name, as they chose not to name him.

As for the surname? Well, he and Dragon had an unspoken thing between them. Neither of them knew the other's full name so that information wouldn't get out if either were captured and interrogated.

Crocodile didn't know Luffy was their son until Sengoku dropped that particular hazardous info bomb in Marineford.

So, he did as any crocodilian parent would do when their hatchling is in distress and wrecked house.

His goal? Draw as much attention to himself as possible. Instigate total chaos.

Stopping Ace's execution and jumping in the middle of the crowd to announce how petty you're feeling? Attacking Whitebeard with reckless abandon in broad daylight in front of his crew?

Bet.

He wanted all eyes on him at Marineford so none of them would be on Luffy, which worked on just about everyone but a volcanic freight train named Sakazuki.

The horror of realizing he had stabbed, mummified, and poisoned his own son back during the Alabasta coup only hits him later when the dust has settled.

And man does it hit him hard.

[slarkzin]

The Mango :D

[pezhead]

Not gonna lie. Those Nastars look delicious~

@turtleorangepizzapie @nova-blues

@tmntaucompetition

[sentrysapper]

[overflowingteacupoflove]

no. no it's not. legit just don't interact with it...?

[vic-fandom]

Why do I want life?

so, the new episode, huh?

[fictional-characters-are-hot]

Guys...

GUYS...

GUYS...

[hvr-22]

JOHNNY IN DUAL RULERS OH MY GOSH!!!!!🐬🌈🐬🌈🐬🌈🎉🎉🎉🎉

[murderofravens]

in-ho freudian slip… accidentally calling him dad… save me now

this was literally me physically holding myself back from writing that into dusk till dawn

[morgue-me]

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE TO THE ACE ATTORNEY FANDOM

(please look at the first letter of each word)