Batfam playing dnd cus why not
Tim, the dm because fuck Bruce being it: I swear to God Damian, for the fifth time, no you can not be a half Demon half Angle assassin that is 20th level, we are starting at level two and just pick from the common races!
Damian, crossing his arms: than I shall play a 'teefling' and I demand to the Rouge, Drake.
Tim: Well tough shit brat, Steph already chose that, be a paladin so Bruce can't take it.
Damian: Tt I shall kill brown and take my rightful class...but for now I shall play a paladin.
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Tim: Cass, honey, darling. Sweet summer child...what?
Cass, grinning ear to ear :roll to seduce dragon?
Tim:
Cass:
Tim:
Cass, playing a bard: ;3
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Dick: okay so I hope up on the table, over this guy and then try and hit the big bandit dude?
Tim, questioning God as why he was born: Dick. Your playing a Barbarian. You have a dex bonus of 2.
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Jason: Alphandrill the wise will draw her oaken wand, it was taken from the same tree her grand father planted many centuries ago that was stuck by lighting, wielding it with determination, she points it at the bandit leader and shoots out a blast of molten flames! They glimmer with a sparkle of electricity as it strikes out against him!
Jason: does a 12 hit?
Tim, so done with this: no
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Bruce: okay so I just roll right? With the...short sword?
Tim: ur actually Batman how is dnd stumping you.
Bruce: I played second edition growing up with Harvey and Ollie, I hardly ever got past the first fight
(Que Bruce having Vietnam flashbacks to his carefully crafted characters dying in the grind stone that was Dnd 2e)
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Tim: Thanks for joining Alfred, I know that you probably don't even know how to play but it's making Bruce really happy to have everyone together
Alfred, who was an actor for so many years: worry not master Tim, I think this old dog can show you pups a few tricks~
(Alfred pulls out a pre-made mini, it's made out of bat grade materials, he knows the rules front to back)
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Duke: this...is a lot? Tim I have Dm'ed a bit if you want me to...why are you looking at me like that.
Tim, frothing at the mouth: you...you wanna take over? Does this mean...I can play?
Duke, seriously reconditioning becoming apart of the wanye family: y-yes?
Forever Dm Tim: sweet baby Batman your going to get fucked Duke, but thank you so much for this...
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