#GO CHRISTIAN THO

[elleselanguitsansfin]

it's hailing today and the gloom outside is casting peculiar shadows around my room...

[watchingwisteria]

aziraphale, the one who gave the first human exiles his flaming sword as both a source of protection and warmth, who did not look on them as sinners deserving of destruction but people entitled to the best chances possible, has never once looked at crowley, a heavenly exile, with anything other than compassion and a desire to protect. from their first meeting, he never wanted anything bad to happen to him. when crowley slithers up to him in eden, he treats him like an equal rather than an adversary. when crowley appears, his eyes fill with love and excitement, his gaze turns soft and hesitant, his whole body seizes with joy of seeing him. crowley might typically the one to seek him out, but aziraphale has always welcomed him home.

[finalgirlsamwinchester]

guy who so desperately tries to find god. who wants to have faith in a higher authority to guide him out of the hole he's in. from the weight of guilt from simply existing, as the person he is. but every time he thinks he's answered his higher calling it turns out he's made the Morally Incorrect choice and his path to goodness and holiness was the road to the devil all along

[toubledrouble]

You know what we should bring back?

Older christianity. I mean the anti government, anti military, community based christianity. The one that cared the most about peace, equality, mercy, kindness, and radical love. The one with shared property. The one that didn't conform to society but instead existed mostly outside of it. The one where noone considered one sin worse than another because in the end, we are all sinners trying our best to be better.

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2econd 2ight 2eer

[thisvegetabledoesntfallinlove]

reblog to fuck your friends nasty, platonic-style

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

[ahopefulbromantic]

Me: I wish I could just live with my friends. Have our little commune or qpr or whatever. And I wish we would cook together and do the dishes together and pray together and talk together about God or anything else really and sing together and sit together in the living room and play games together, and I wish everyone was celibate without any angst about it so that no one would leave us when they find a chance for a romantic partner. And we could even adopt and raise kids together like a family. And I wish-

My Guardian Angel: Idk sounds like a convent to me.

Me: ...oh.

[rickybaby]

TBH this news now actually makes George being seen all over the place with Toto this off season make even that much more sense. Like I couldn’t explain before why it was causing a wiggle in my brain every time they popped up together. Like I get having a good relationship with your TP but it was starting to seem weird and now we get this news about Lewis.

WAITTT speaking of being seen all over the place, wasn’t known criminal Flávio Briatore spotted at toto’s birthday??? Does that mean FERNANDO TO MERC 2025???

I honestly believe that toto found out at about the same time Will was tweeting yesterday or else they wouldn’t have been scrambling to hold emergency meetings today. Lewis really walked into Brackley this week, saw another zero pod car and decided to return Fred’s calls

[highfunctioningfleshrule63]

[cowboyshit]

I’m going to get to go to the show this wednesday after all 🥳 funnily enough since I’m like 99.9% sure hangman isn’t going to randomly pop up, this will be the third aew event I have gone to live and all three times, no hangman

[beardedhandstoadshark]

I know people like to give Hylia designs a lot of eyes because Christianity™️

But consider instead: Mouths

her statue has only a smile visible

her whole thing is about hearing her voice

Godess Harp + Music

Zelda tends to be capable of telepathic speak in some form

the two games where Links connection to Zelda is important to the plot both put an emphasis on her smiling

her big statues in Skyward Sword straight up mechanically sing

and also: Eyes are Ganon's thing (and by extension Demise)

Also the juxtaposition between the "classic Christian divinity" symbol of eyes on Demise/Ganon and the "classic eldritch being" symbol of mouths on Hylia would be pretty neat

[just-an-enby-lemon]

The thing about "love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling" is that it really doesn't fit marriage proposals because it is actually a sad and very catholic coded tbh sentence about humility and worthiness from someone who was at their lowest and it ressonates with me for the parts I agree but also for the parts that I don't and that make me think of an anxious teen on his knees doing one ot the most important rituals (the Confirmation) for a religion he doesn't really believe and that doesn't really accept or believe in him because he wants to make his mom proud and happy (De Profundis was hard for a lot of reasons but I was not expecting my catholic upbriging to be one of them).

The other thing about "love is a scrament that should be taken kneeling" is that everytime someone points out it's not actually about romance they complete it with "is tots about bjs" and like I can see why better than I can see romance but previous perfomance does not equal future results Wilde can write things that aren't puns nor inuendos (shocker I know). So it's not about blowjobs. But like if you want to use it as so, go wild, have fun. Just don't spread it as if it was intencional.

[anonymocha]

There’s like 0 other lesbians at school hope this changes at uni 🙏

[lunasilvis]

Jesus f chr*st... just spent the noon flipping the entire 2nd level of the house upside down, because we apparently got a bad mold issue beneath the skirting boards and walls

Going to stay elsewhere for the night. Anyways, I think I found the root cause of my body being so inflamed the past 2-3 yrs, the raspy voice and persistent cough + the disruptive sleep quality 👍 yeess

[duckyfann9871]

The asexual x allo dating dynamic is so wack because you guys will have sex like once a month and they’ll be really needy for you but you’re like “?? We literally JUST had sex!” And they’ll be like “no we didn’t, it’s been like 2 weeks” and you have to remember how some people literally do this like every other day HOW