#GIVE ME GAY OLD MEN
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Wayne ambushes Eddie in his room one afternoon with a serious look on his face; his brows furrowed, and his mouth pulled into a disappointed frown. Eddie's only ever seen that expression once, and it was when he broke Wayne's favourite mug.
"Son, are these yours?" He asks.
"What - oh, fuck." Pure fear washes over Eddie as he finally notices the very explicit magazines in his uncle's hand. He'd bought them years ago when he first started questioning his sexuality; he'd shoved them under his shirt and ran all the way home to avoid accidentally bumping into someone. He'd only had to peek at one page that featured a very handsome, very naked man to realise that, yep, he definitely likes men.
But he'd forgotten to throw them away. He stares at the offending magazines in Wayne's hand and runs through every excuse in his mind, but none of them make sense.
"Those aren't mine." Is what he brilliantly lands on. The crack in his voice and the embarrassed flush on his cheeks gives him away immediately. Wayne just sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose, almost like he expected that answer.
"Well, they aren't mine." He looks at the magazines in his hand and says something that has Eddie choking on his own spit. "I don't buy this brand; the pictures are bad quality, and mine are actually safely hidden away, unlike yours." He says it with a straight face, but a small smile slowly creeps onto his lips, a smile that says he's not really mad at him. "Put these under your mattress like everybody else does." He places the magazines onto Eddie's desk and then just... leaves.
He leaves like he didn't just admit that he buys gay porn magazines as well.
The fact he'd said it like they were discussing the weather or sport is what stuns Eddie the most. It had taken him years to get the courage to even say the words 'I'm gay', and here's his uncle, essentially coming out to him by discussing porn mag preferences.
#smth silly for you#GIVE ME GAY OLD MEN#GIVE THEM TO MEE#stranger things#eddie munson#st4 vol2#wayne munson
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The morning warmup
#gopher art#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#heavymedic#red Oktoberfest#ahhh i have other things to draw today. the commissions... the school projects... gay old men give me strength#sorry for posting so much o just finally dont feel like dying when i pick up the pen#it will continue to happen. this is finals week.
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They are everything to me.
#hyperixating on THESE two is kinda painful. like wdym half the fandom doesnt like them. they are so awesome??? sickos...#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel charlie#charlie hazbin hotel#hazbin charlie#vaggie#hazbin hotel vaggie#vaggatha#hazbin vaggie#charlie x vaggie#vaggie x charlie#hazbin#chaggie#rainbowmoth#varlie#fallenstar#its always the wlw ships too. like wdym yall d ride mlm??? it be the 12 yr old girls too 😒 /hj#charlie ass? yes pls. also yes i gave charlie a tail. i always give random characters tails if i think they deserve it#i think..... i think im getting better at anatomy guys 😨 (im delulu)#definitely better than my first chaggie posts if yall remember that 😭 oh how i have improved for real... maybe ill make a improvement post#i jst wanted to draw ass bro. i know thats not how psnts work#i want tjem both to be so in love eith eachother that it makes me sick. genuinely please let them be such freaks rhat it makes ne bleed#also can i jst saw how annoying those shoulder pads are?? WHY DO ALL THE MEN + CHARLIE HAVE THEM. MAKE HER DIFFERENG SHES THE MC???#omg i just noticed it looks like shes grinding on her knee. ignore that. but maybe she is who knows?? 😝#dynamic pose test. i think its alroght but i still have stuff to improve... im practing 😈#ugh i just want more charlie being madly in love with Vaggie. not you guys. you guys are doing great mwa mwa /p but i mean the show! like#wheres charlie being lovey to vaggie?? shes literally the embodiment of love why cant she show idk... MORE to vaggie? i 💜 chaggie but... ☹️#gay people make me sick /j#yes. charlie IS lovey to Vaggie.. but.... idk its not to the life sacrificing extent like vaggie does? idk maybe i want fan service like 🤨#OH like charlie going demon mode for vaggie. FINALE DONT COUNT. she already was demon mode. i need vaggie almost DEAD and char swoops in id
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I'm not sure if this will take off but I'd love to be indulged. I just read through an old reddit thread where butches talked about what colognes they wore and liked, and got to thinking that it'd be fun to do the same.
#the archivist inquiries of the public#tumblr polls#polls#poll time#also honestly i'm a bit of a frag head#if that's the proper term#which i didn't used to be but then i started enjoying more and more being a pleasant sensory experience for people#and also sometimes the reactions of the girls gays and theys is. ahem. quite nice too#also i love wearing cologne and doing it better than men#it's like dress up but it isn't but if it makes homophobes mad then yes it is and i'm flipping them off while i do it#archivist talk#personally in my collection i've got one million lucky valentino's born in roma and then TF's oud wood and i recently got another#called bohemian lime#lush's lord of misrule is also ... mamma mia#i've got others but these are just the ones of note based on how other people have reacted lol#also shout out to old spice deodorant in all its many scents except for the part where it gives me a rash hate that part#lesbianism#dykery#butch posting#butch#butch lesbian#butch dyke#a butch dyke wants to know man talk to me#thatbutcharchivist
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you cannot even imagine the level of emotions I feel because of how real this interaction looks..
#skysolo#star wars#luke skywalker#han solo#you guys they are alive and well and live a happy married life on a gay farm#TRUST.#jj abrams when I fcn find you..#give me my old men yaoi crumbs I BEG
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guys i miss icemav 😔
#give me my old men back!!#i have a lot of gay ships but they are top tier#anyway i watched tgm and got emotional about them again#don’t mind me#jj rambles#icemav
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How DARE women to be openly attracted to a gay man!? Terrible, absolutely terrible, didn't you know that any kind of attraction must immediately cease once you hear that you're incompatible with that person's sexuality? That's why gay men never EVER lust after straight men, how could they! And if the gay man encourages the female lusting by, say, recording something that's specifically targeted at them, it must mean he's in debt/pressured into it and not that he wanted to do it and maybe thinks it's fun, nevermind easy money. No, the terrible women are at fault, they are all homophobic and must be ridiculed!
#I'm not straight btw#doesn't keep me from lusting after a gay man like all the evil evil straight women tm#and I'm old enough and have a personality that goes beyond my sexuality enough to not give a shit#also I know that I have the exact same chances some gay men or other queer people have with him#absolutely zero#that doesn't keep me from finding him hot either
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Hold my head inside your hands I need someone who understands I need someone, someone who hears For you, I've waited all these years For you I'd wait 'til kingdom come Until my day, my day is done And say you'll come and set me free Just say you'll wait, you'll wait for me
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holy hell I think it's done? I don't normally do much fanart but my brother and I wanted to understand why all the tumblr girlies are so obsessed with these day old men so we binged this show which immediately grabbed me by the throat and hurled me into the gay old men fervor and wouldn't let me do anything else until I finished some kind of tribute ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
few more process shots+thoughts beneath the cut ♥
okay so I know you have to be kinda careful about making someone's face all black... but I usually dislike clearly human halves on most monster designs, and red wouldn't work either, so I just kind of tried to lighten it closer to the orangey scales on his snake face and hope it worked out?
you can see the other design ideas I had for naga!crowley in the thumbnail sketch but it diverged enough that actually I'm gonna probably just keep that as a separate design for perhaps a future character, like a tiefling/salamander npc for the next campaign perhaps 🤔
this one took a lot longer than usual due to trying to actually somewhat accurately capture an existing person's face, trying to put more effort into detailing the scales, and a style of hair I don't draw as often haha. wahoo @ being able to rather fittingly apply my monsterpeople habits to some fanart for once :)
I immediately threw together a playlist for them that I keep listening to on repeat and "til kingdom come" is the last song on there, which has been giving me blorbo heart hurty for over a decade now
genuinely felt a tangible kind of relief like 'ahhhh...' when I finished the lines cause this art was all-consuming til I let it out 8') I really really wanna keep drawing these two but feel like a week or two is all I can reasonably take away from commissions at the moment... but if I can power through another real quick maybe I'll allow myself some smorching doodles heehee
#good omens#good omens crowley#aziraphale x crowley#aziracrow#good omens aziraphale#angel#naga#snake#snake crowley#wings#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#david tennant#michael sheen#tail touching is something that can be .... . so intimate#monster touch in general tbh#give me wing hugs give me coiling give me Inhuman Cuddles#PS cheers to my pal eskiworks for teaching me the ways of feathered wings in all her streams#I still struggle more with them than my innate membraned ones but much less these days~#PPS “gay old men” in the most gender neutral way possible#in the same way I refer to my own attraction as universally 'gay' :P#plz enjoy you lovely and voracious fandom you#happy to finally set this free
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I could save him
#ron jakowski#ron jakowski my husband#gay#some body give this fag some brown eye contacts pls#his blue eyes are peircing my soul#i want to give him a good ride#ill make him beg#i bet he crys#like a good boy#hope he can handle my 12 inches 😊#old men#old man fucker#grand theft auto#gta#gta v#gta 5#ron jawkoski gta#give me an hour
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why does no one talk about the subculture of gay men who are intensely interested in roller coasters. like why do they know all the stats and mechanics and stuff and HOW can they afford to ride so many?
#like i thought it was just my old manager but i keep being given more examples#GRANT OBRIEN#coasterheads give me feedback- is there a notable population of gay men within your ranks?
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If I see ONE MORE young Wolfstar and none of them as their middle aged selves I am going to lose it
Why does EVERYONE draw them as their younger versions!? We meet them when they’re older!!
#DO YOU GUYS HATE OLDER MEN OR WHAT#it’s giving ‘fujoshi fantasy’ where the men have to be young and sexy for some girlies fantasy#LIKE WHY IS EVERYTHING THEM IN THEIR MAURADERS ERA#WE GET IT YOU SEXUALIZE GAY MEN GET OUTTA HERE#it feels GROSS#signed a gay man#and I know there’s most likely gays guys who do this stuff but I’m focusing on how gay men have been sexualized by many women and so#they gotta be young and sexy to be appealing to the girls#nasty shit#just give me my fucking old man gay romance#wolfstar#Harry Potter
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There was no gay flashback in this episode :(
#give me my old gay men flashbacks bones!#I don't care about whatever else you animate! Just give me the old man yaoi yearning!#old man yaoi#fukuchi ouchi#fukuzawa yukichi#fukufuku#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs
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I'm absolutely obsessed with all the one star Nimona reviews that say it was a great movie except for one single scene that ruined it by shoving their politics down our throats
#Nimona#My brother in Christ the trans allegory is so heavy handed you can tell from the first 5 seconds of the trailer#Multiple different people saw 2 men saying I love you to each other repeatedly and didnt realize they were gay until they literally kissed#They probably wouldve felt better if Ballister and Nimona kissed at the end#I mean she is secretly a 1000 year old dragon#Honorable mention to the 2 star review that said it didnt give enough time to the queer characters#Fam I dont know what movies youre watching but clearly Im missing out#Anyone wanna meet me after work and shove their lgbt politics down my throat? 😏
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you know, Idk if I have to say it, but, cut off those people who drain you. You shouldn’t always have to text first, your friendship shouldn’t end because you stopped talking.
And I know it sucks, that feeling of crippling loneliness. But when shit was absolutely the worst for me, when everything had fucking crashed and burned, I met a few people who finally reminded me what it meant to have someone care, and you’ll get it soon
#This is nothing like what I normally post but like#No genuinely. It fucking sucks and I may have been like#the most depressed I’ve been in my life#Fighting only the time I was with my ex for top place#But like. I’m also getting better. I only text like three people regularly but it’s better than having like#8 people who didn’t give a shit about me#And like#idk I think adhd makes you weak to just#wanting ANY kind of connection because otherwise you become absolutely bored and boredom is painful#The energy drain kills you#Also general red flag in people though I hate using that phrase#If someone won’t let you be in pain#watch out. When I dealt with someone manipulating an old friend into believing I was a horrible person a ‘friend’ slowly got annoyed at me#Trying to deal with it without ever offering help or advice#When someone’s first response to your pain is “oh my god will you shut up about that” they will not care about your pain ever#Also in general. Don’t hang out with straight men who appropriate gay culture#because they’re still like. Patriarchal and sexist assholes with a fake cover#Because Guess what!! When you say homophobic shit but your not gay#your just homophobic!!!!
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Some of the clarity was lost in the painting process and just because this was painted in my sketch book that isn't very big but it's old man Mike in the security breach era. He is rotting <3 The concept post
#He sees Ness again and it's awkward as shit because like they were boyfriends but Mike had to break up with him to go after his dad (?)#(i dont know. the game lore to movie lore is complicated.)#But then they meet again nd are like “Wow I am still deeply in love with you but you have hurt me/I have hurt you.”#“And I don't know if you're/I'm worth forgiving.”#Give me sad old gay men or give me death.#Both are dads now and hehehe old men who r sad is my fav genre.#securitywaiter#security breach#mike x ness#fnaf mike#mike schmidt#dreamtheory
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one thing that drives me crazy about the disco fandom is how most of the smut isn’t for Culmets despite the fact that they’re the most popular ship and it’s not even because I’m a little freak who loves a good smut fic from time to time but bc so many other fandoms and even other parts of the Star Trek fandom are obsessed with yaoi and gay smut but because they’re both canonically about late 40s-early 50s people simply don’t write smut about them and instead boring ass het couples who are the same age
#Pike says stuff#Listen I just think more people should let the gay men fuck#The old man fucking fandom when the old men fucking aren’t spirk or garashir or qcard is like a desert out here#Cmon bitches give me more smut for the first canonically gay couple in star trek#Ig I need to get on writing some but my writers block is so bad but I promise I will do it one day#Some of the sapphic shippers are on thin ice but most of them are valid and I enjoy seeing their work
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