first name chalko! last name dareal! dont ask me to make a carrd ever it is so much funnier if you just make shit up about me.
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hashtag cunty. i cannot go another day without consuming them live and whole
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i dont care about YOU, tmbgaresuck. i hope john linnell becomes your new step-dad and john flansburgh is also there being devious. soooooo. yeah. there.
tmbg soliciting places to crash at the end of a concert in their early days 'cause they couldn't afford to stay anywhere is a wild bit of trivia. "thanks for coming to the show !!! we're they might be giants, from brooklyn, new york. please can we sleep on your couch. anyone ❤️"
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can I be honest. I thought your little green dude was your OC but then I discovered he exists in other places
no. hes my oc. i am the creator of katamari damacy.
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tmbg are suckwouldnt you want to let them stay at your house to doccument the evil things they do in Private? you arent SCARED of them are you? :/
tmbg soliciting places to crash at the end of a concert in their early days 'cause they couldn't afford to stay anywhere is a wild bit of trivia. "thanks for coming to the show !!! we're they might be giants, from brooklyn, new york. please can we sleep on your couch. anyone ❤️"
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maybe people's John biases have finally truly evened out or maybe I've just found cooler TMBG fan bubbles but I genuinely manage to forget that for like 20 years, majority fan opinion was that viciously mean to Flans by default
#its such a sad mindset because like. i think people attachment to linnell specific style is understandable but too often it leads to#flans being cast aside and frankly i. still see it ofyen#people ignore it because no longer is flans being ecplicitly berated for his immutable charictaristics#now he just goes quietly. ignored i guess???? i still rarely see critical disection of his songs on the scale i see them for linnell#and it sucks. he has equal yet different merits but for many reasobs people see him as a personality rather than an artist#i dunno. it makes me sad. i think the dichotimizing of thrm feeds into it but i dont know#pleaseeeee. he writes half the damn songs
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Picture from Linnell's Instagram
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john flansburgh's ao3 account he uses only to anonymoisly critique tmbg fic and post his own to artificially inflate the economy. and no one stophim
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Just a guy made of dots and lines
#WOOHOOOOOO#HAAHYTAG AWESOME...#oh i did not notice you shouted me out in your tags. scary......#hi bluef00t. i was looking for an image of flans with his old gf and i stumbled here#very awesome image#vwry awesome art
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#omg. theyre babygirl. sorry i didnt mean to say that. i mean theyre babygirl. sorry. not wjat i meant. imean th#making me giggle. really great pencilwork and ive always loved this concept#save
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if john linnell and john flansburgh got in a fight we know who would win. #john
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anyone else sad abt how well never see john and jkhns skeletons 😭😭😭😭 i never even get to see my own skeleton and not theirs. but well never learn how it looks. and isnt that sad
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i found a VHS in the woods at 3am...I feel uncomfortable so I am drinking a gingerale to settle my stomach because this VHS was full of grotesque stuff like this.
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Day 344
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He is so kind going That's okay.. in the sweetest way possible I would've just mauled the guy
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