chalkodareal
chalkodareal
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first name chalko! last name dareal! dont ask me to make a carrd ever it is so much funnier if you just make shit up about me.
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chalkodareal · 4 hours ago
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chalkodareal · 8 hours ago
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effeminate tmbg: we love to not make 24th album and. effeminate...? hey what the hell
cool chalko: i so sorry
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chalkodareal · 8 hours ago
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JR: I wanna a- 'cause, you should be huge, you should be enormous, and I'd like to see you financially set for life, ideally.
JF: it's gonna happen!
JR: it's gonna happen, and you've already- you had hits, and you will have more hits. but I'd like to see you have like, just something which is just so big it become- almost like Happy Birthday. I want you to write a song like--
JL: -- we wanna write Happy Birthday--
JF: -- I'd like- I'd like to see the day where you feel weird that you know us.
JR: I already feel [JL laughing] slightly weird.
JF: no, but I mean- really weird.
JR: -- I already wouldn't admit to it to everyone [JL laughing].
JF: I mean really weird.
JR: really weird.
JF: yeah. "you know, they came in--"
JR: -- like you were Rod Stewart sitting here, and you were his new wife.
JL: right.
JR: which that - once again, that could possibly happen.
JL: right, exactly.
JR: um, but why d- do you not sit down- 'cause I know, you know, you have the ability--
JF: -- what did you just say?! he's my wife?
JR: ... we know you're married--
JL: euughh. move on, move on.
JR: it's very- it's very- and in many cultures, this is not just- it's not just admittable, it's - desirable. I want you to know that. [beat] so--
JF: -- I'm like, uh, standing on the shore [JR laughing] and the boat is going out--
JR: -- I'm going away! [JR and JL laughing]
JF: I'm like, "ohh, byeee Jonathan!"
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chalkodareal · 2 days ago
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everytime I look at your blog I feel like that "my coworker is losing his damn mind" image
sillysymbol youve never felt like you were in 1984 until you hear people telling you mclennon had basis in reality while knowing almost nothing about the beatles. ive felt like im in MATRIX and YES i will TAKE MY MED 💊 TOMORROW OKAY and i WONT CARE because thats what happened to day. but its nighttime now so its coming back. do you think john flansburgh could have been successfully courted by a beatle
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chalkodareal · 2 days ago
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which john looks over and says "hey no it's not" in they got lost?
JF: John L.
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chalkodareal · 2 days ago
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TMBG dump
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chalkodareal · 3 days ago
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chalkodareal · 3 days ago
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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds
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chalkodareal · 3 days ago
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i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it
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chalkodareal · 4 days ago
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chalkodareal · 4 days ago
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why are you always saying “serene” now
i am obsessed with the image it envokes..... the image btw
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chalkodareal · 4 days ago
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He's 84 now...
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chalkodareal · 5 days ago
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Sparks with Todd Rundgren
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chalkodareal · 5 days ago
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apparently they shared hotel rooms at some point so no one can tell me off for inaccuracy. and yes he really slept with his saxiphone every night i called him and he told me a serene tale no i cant tell you bc he said it was secret
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chalkodareal · 5 days ago
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Hi! My friend and I were debating if the guy in front of you is Linnell or not. 
Results were inconclusive. Hopefully you can shed some light!
Very cool picture regardless.
JF: I don’t think so, but I am not sure whO it is. Judging by my glasses this is 1992.
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chalkodareal · 5 days ago
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John Turturro on working with Christopher Walken in Severance.
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