chalkodareal
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first name chalko! last name dareal! dont ask me to make a carrd ever it is so much funnier if you just make shit up about me.
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chalkodareal · 40 minutes ago
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please tell me this isn’t actually flans
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chalkodareal · 2 hours ago
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please tell me this isn’t actually flans
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chalkodareal · 9 hours ago
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my kink is more subversive and avant-garde than yours. your kink could be easily understood with a few googlé searches but mine requires lengthy knowledge of classical and modern literature. and it’s more taboo as well.
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chalkodareal · 9 hours ago
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that man wont be a twink by the time im done with him
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chalkodareal · 17 hours ago
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can we start calling Jaoi enjoyers “fujohnshis”
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chalkodareal · 17 hours ago
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Is it wrong to get cuteness aggression from a 64 year old
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chalkodareal · 17 hours ago
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chalkodareal · 17 hours ago
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i did it. no hating because im PEAK.
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chalkodareal · 17 hours ago
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IM GOING TO CHANGE MY PFP. IM GOING TO UNIFY.
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chalkodareal · 18 hours ago
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im so glad i have impacted one or more tumblr user heart emoji. sorry im mainly just reblogging this piece again because im PROUD OF MYSELF!!!
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x chromosome and y chromosome rule the world. whatever. im not putting this in the tm.bg tag OR the x and y tag. if such a thing exists
EDIT: added gloves to xander. Sigh
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chalkodareal · 18 hours ago
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if i change my pfp will u guys be mad
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chalkodareal · 18 hours ago
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that one bitch that's too Reply!
that one friend who's too Reblog
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chalkodareal · 18 hours ago
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that one friend who's too Reblog
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chalkodareal · 19 hours ago
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im very familiar with how in tomodachi life you cant be gay so in order to have gay people you must make one mii a girl. how do you decide which boy miis to force fem so they can be gay
mainly just vibes, and based off who i am most willing to give up male clothing for. i actually have three sets of gay john miis including x and y and with the young johns it was a total tossup honestly. linnell ended up being the woman but i kind of regret that because i dont think his face goes well with most dresses. the old johns its actually the opposite. this is mainly because of john flansburgh's "slay" factor. x and y was something i had no opinion on because i mainly made those in a spiteful haze. but after some consideration york ended up as the girl which i REALLY regret because now he gets pissy when i make him wear his suit instead of his sweetheart dress. so. yeah
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chalkodareal · 19 hours ago
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I’m sorry chalko, those men are post-menopausal
actually im pretty sure x and y are still prettyOh you mean john and john real life . Okay well i can still get them both pregnant im not a damn coward
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chalkodareal · 19 hours ago
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MAN WITTH THE, FIGURE OF RHA PREGNANT WOMAN WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HASHTAG NEED
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chalkodareal · 19 hours ago
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AND I DIDNT SET THEM UP BY THE WAY. THE BATTER FROM OFF DID THAT SO DONT GET MAD AT ME.
my xander and york miis broke up today. nice to know nothing is sacred in the so-called land of the free. why cant we have nice things anymore?
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