first name chalko! last name dareal! dont ask me to make a carrd ever it is so much funnier if you just make shit up about me.
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effeminate tmbg: we love to not make 24th album and. effeminate...? hey what the hell
cool chalko: i so sorry
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JR: I wanna a- 'cause, you should be huge, you should be enormous, and I'd like to see you financially set for life, ideally.
JF: it's gonna happen!
JR: it's gonna happen, and you've already- you had hits, and you will have more hits. but I'd like to see you have like, just something which is just so big it become- almost like Happy Birthday. I want you to write a song like--
JL: -- we wanna write Happy Birthday--
JF: -- I'd like- I'd like to see the day where you feel weird that you know us.
JR: I already feel [JL laughing] slightly weird.
JF: no, but I mean- really weird.
JR: -- I already wouldn't admit to it to everyone [JL laughing].
JF: I mean really weird.
JR: really weird.
JF: yeah. "you know, they came in--"
JR: -- like you were Rod Stewart sitting here, and you were his new wife.
JL: right.
JR: which that - once again, that could possibly happen.
JL: right, exactly.
JR: um, but why d- do you not sit down- 'cause I know, you know, you have the ability--
JF: -- what did you just say?! he's my wife?
JR: ... we know you're married--
JL: euughh. move on, move on.
JR: it's very- it's very- and in many cultures, this is not just- it's not just admittable, it's - desirable. I want you to know that. [beat] so--
JF: -- I'm like, uh, standing on the shore [JR laughing] and the boat is going out--
JR: -- I'm going away! [JR and JL laughing]
JF: I'm like, "ohh, byeee Jonathan!"
#FUNNY AS HELL SORRRY#they dont even try to play off of it really they just sound shocked#audio#audios#whatever. i support jonathan ross. too many interviewers pretend they arent mean and insane to tmbg and i respect his bluntness#ask john flansburgh if linnell is his wife. Sure.
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everytime I look at your blog I feel like that "my coworker is losing his damn mind" image
sillysymbol youve never felt like you were in 1984 until you hear people telling you mclennon had basis in reality while knowing almost nothing about the beatles. ive felt like im in MATRIX and YES i will TAKE MY MED 💊 TOMORROW OKAY and i WONT CARE because thats what happened to day. but its nighttime now so its coming back. do you think john flansburgh could have been successfully courted by a beatle
#dont care about john lennon dont care about paul mccartney i just want tmbg to get gay honestly#and thats okay . an important part of life. and if john lennon was alive once again i'd kill him for sport and then write yaoi
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which john looks over and says "hey no it's not" in they got lost?
JF: John L.
#john linnell sings all of they got lost so this doesnt confirm anything#sorry. i just cant let vimbry win anytihng
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TMBG dump
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i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it
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#im sorry world i cant hold it in anymore. i need to poke his belly. sorry. and after that i'll put him in a kawaii blender#im getting cuteness agressuon bro aughhhhh. old man built like a newborn puppy save meeeeee#tmbg#fav#fave
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why are you always saying “serene” now
i am obsessed with the image it envokes..... the image btw

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He's 84 now...
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Sparks with Todd Rundgren
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apparently they shared hotel rooms at some point so no one can tell me off for inaccuracy. and yes he really slept with his saxiphone every night i called him and he told me a serene tale no i cant tell you bc he said it was secret
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Hi! My friend and I were debating if the guy in front of you is Linnell or not.
Results were inconclusive. Hopefully you can shed some light!
Very cool picture regardless.
JF: I don’t think so, but I am not sure whO it is. Judging by my glasses this is 1992.
#this post makes me some variety of evil because i think im partially face blind or something#like. especially with linnell because ive mixed him up both with a picture of dan miller that looks nothing like him from the early 2000s#and an image of a literally random guy in a red turtleneck that barely looked like him AGAIN. he had a mustashe. how did i do that#and so im obviously absolute crap at identifying him under tenuous photo circumstances so i REALLY thought this was him#and this time the face lined up more than. well. the other times#so i was like well at least this is probably him. at leas i can be confident in that. i have assurance this time#and then turned out to be wrong for TIME NUMBER THREE#because its just another damn guy that kind of looks like him.#and my friend tommy was like “yeah idk i never htought it was that similar”#and im pissed off because i swear to god i know for a fact if i was tasked to shoot 50 linnell impersinators and miss the real guy#in an imaginary scenario where i have to do that#i would shoot the real guy and leave someone that only looks like him at 240p and from a downwards 7/8th view#anyways cool picture wish my brain worked a little better though#and thank you tdk shirt blog
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John Turturro on working with Christopher Walken in Severance.
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