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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest
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Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?
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A story to boost the morale of a broken country.
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the fact that the verb to boycott in so many languages comes from the name of an english dude called charles boycott is so inspiring thank you to the gorgeous and proud nation of ireland never stop hating
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I don't care who you are, if you own a summer house you have to pay for my dinner idc if you're my friends boyfriend's parents, this one's on you actually.
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I say "oh don't worry he doesn't bite" and you're confused because you don't see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace
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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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great new tumblr glitch where all ads are now replaced with "snoop dogg just invented coinstar for cheese"
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you should be allowed to leave work as soon as someone pisses you off. the duration of my shift should depend on how stupid people are acting
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