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OP: so this is the ‘intense regional downpour’ on the weather forecast

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OP: so this is the ‘intense regional downpour’ on the weather forecast

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take your kids to work day!!

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Tomato.

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Illustrations from The Flying Islands of the Night by Franklin Booth (1913)

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girl on tiktok was saying that getting cosmetic surgery is about women taking back their bodily autonomy in a time where our rights to our bodies are being taken away

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Rating deaths by how big of an event they were on tumblr .com:

Popular celebrity - Category 1, it makes people sad and leaves the site in tact

Anita Bryant - category 2, it was notable and there was joy but didn't completely upend the site

The Pope - category 3, people are still waiting to see the Fallout but it seems big and post worthy, but not extreme, people are talking about other things still

Henry Kissinger - category 4, it was so good to see, and was a massive moment but didn't last, everyone knew it happened

Queen Elizabeth - category 5, the crabs were inescapable, people celebrated int he streets, it was a hood and joyous day

Elon Musk - the fabled category 6

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pope lived for one last 4/20 and then said peace i'm outta here #respect

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if you play your cards right tumblrs blacklist will protect you from all sorts of horrors

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i think me receiving more and more leaks/tips that start with "im about to get fired anyways, so..." is a pretty good recession indicator im ngl

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someone do trump next

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The thing about harry potter is that it's Not a matter of ~ problematic media ~ it's a "the creator is directly funneling shit tons of money into the Kill All Trannies Foundation". This is our anita bryant. Can you grow a fucking spine and morals and stuff? If we were in the 70s some of you would be talking about how orange juice is your safe food or something. She's the actual devil I think that's more important here

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unfortunately you sometimes need to be nice to Christian socialists (ideology) in hopes they'll develop materialism at some point and stop preaching to people. this is one of pronoun's (atheist version of god) little tests

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not my circus not my—

what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.

they're my monkeys now

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adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here