#GIRL I LOVE SIMPS

[elenagoeslightly]

Lol I have a type

(and it is men who would do everything for you including giving up their heart. Literally speaking. brb crying.)

[thefriendoforatioisdead]

Genlong : ''I'm so perfect and nobody deserves me, I'm way above all these peasants, and I don't care for anybody''

Also Genlong :

Like GIRL PICK YOURSELF UP YOU HAVE A REPUTATION !!!!!!!!

[megamindsecretlair]

Girl you saw Aaron kissing on that white woman?

I hate to say it but that British black man with sum blue eyes like em PALE. (Of course I am saying this purely in suspicion)

Yeah, I seent it. So? Lmfao. Sorry. Ik folks are pressed but I simply don't understand the need to find something bad about this man?

We have so very few (practically nonexistent) Black men that we can love on in public. He's smart, sweet, talented, precious, a goofball, a nerd, and introvert, and has been nothing but precious around Black women. He practically lights up around us.

Why is it so hard to believe that he's just....a good guy? Because we have proof that he liked ONE yt? Dont they all?

But what really gets me is that folks think he's not capable of liking a yt AND a Black woman 🤔 like he has to be on one camp or the other.

And this is purely MY opinion. I'm not shaming anyone for caring. I understand. Its so beyond exhausting to feel like we're not wanted by our own counterparts. That they continually play in our faces and we love them anyway.

But until I actually see that he move funny around us, I just wanna love on him. I love that hes goofy and silly. I love that he can't dance. I love that he can sing and rap (though British rap is asssss, sorry Aaron daddy 🥲). I love that hes an introvert. I love hearing him say "opportunity, for me personally, legacy, honored, brother, bruv" and whatever else fly outta that beautiful mouth of his.

I love that hes "lightskinned". I love that I get to see him in Lanterns next year, however I can have him. Because I know Gunn will piss me smooth awf 🙄 I love that hes 6'3. I love that he works out. I love that he has tattoos. I love his big ass hands and that ass 🙌🏽 (that ass really needs to be worshipped)

I love that he dresses extremely well and couldn't pose for shit earlier in his career 🤣) I love that hes into the superhero genre as a whole (especially when everyone acts like it needs to go. Don't like it, don't watch. But don't ruin it for others who do like it).

I love that he shares a close bond with his family. I love how he lights up when he's comfortable. I love when he's in his feelings 🙌🏽🤪🥵 I love when he posts subtle thirst traps.

I love the Kelvin tiktok of him throwing his head back and laughing. I love that he can laugh about himself. I love his funny little laugh.

I love when he wears long sleeves. I love when he wears short sleeves. I love when he's tanned. I love when the camera makes him look pale as hell. I love when he wears glasses. I love when he brings those chains out 👁👄👁 .

I love when he hugs himself. I love when he has funny expressions. I love his big ears. I love his traditionally African features. I love his accent. I love that nasty tongue. I love his teefs Mr A is for All 32.

I love that he was a punk ass kid daring people to race him. I love that he had pimples. I love that hes finally getting the recognition he deserves. I love that he is only going to soar because he has a pure soul.

I love that he feels like our second chance with Chadwick. I love that his smile makes me melt. I love that every peek into his brain just makes me love him more.

I love that hes so cute I want to wring his neck. I love that I want to swing from his neck like a mf monkey 🙌🏽🤪 I love those tank tops he be wearing. Ooooof I love the hoochie Daddy shorts.

I love that hes Big Daddy. I love he went viral over an adverb. I love that hes into martial arts. I love that his thighs are so big. I love that he can lift 425 and pull damn near double that.

I love that he knows how to bring that ass outside. I love when he wears those shades. I love his photos. I love his juicy ass pink lips. I love that big headed, sloped shoulder, chameleon 🤪

I love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him

And if he turns up with a yt wife? Yes, that will hurt. But I'll always have Terry who canonically loves a Black woman from infinity to infinity (he instinctively believed Jess was the inside mole helping because he saw her as an ally)

Signed, A Certified Simp Named Mega

[the-genius-az]

Are there fanfics where they show love or court Azula? I'm exhausted that Azula is the simp. 😮‍💨

I also want to see obsessive simps chasing Azula, I mean, damn, she's the fucking Princess of the Fire Nation, she deserves some simps!

[yourgalgremlin]

“He’s so bbygirl <3” - James Fleabrain Potter

[lavlynyan]

Just saw a tiktok talking about Sylus is girl dad coded and you know what? After the new event card with him braiding MC’s hair, I can see that 😭

I NEEDDDDD more girl dad Sylus fics to read bcs that man is a huge teddy bear 😭

[bitchiswild]

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, sink to the shower, from the porch, to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratically, exponentially, logarithmically, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the coach, on the chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bouncy house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, cunt throbbing, fist clenching, ear riding, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrust, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blowing, soul snatching, overstimulated, vile sloppy, moan, inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, soaking,beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world needing, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy , can’t talk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheet soaked, hair soaked, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pudding popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango, they could put a nuclear bomb inside of me and I’d still ride.🙏🙏🧎‍♀️🫶

@xjgyxx

[mmmfanfiction]

I want ALL of them

[potatopassenger]

This is why Usopp was against you joining the crew Sanji

[dollya-robinprotector]

Mom says it's my turn to draw FemRobin.

[iceclew]

3rd Divicion Vice-Captain Hoshina Soshiro.

I did a thing, since he lives in my mind rent-free for weeks now anyway. ._.

my ADHD brain just won't stahp making up things about h-i-m.

(also added a tiny doge tributes, he left us recently ;_;)

*sighs in simp*

[rotten-gal13]

UGHHHHH I NEED HER TO PUT ME OVER HER KNEE AND SPANK ME SO HARD

[ssaraexposs]

Lucy my dear Lucy

[ravenpureforever]

So guess who finally watched JJK

[starrynightsxo]

"But kissing Locke never felt the way that kissing Cardan does, like taking a dare to run over knives, like an adrenaline strike of lightning, like the moment when you've swum too far out in the sea and there is no going back, only cold black water closing over your head."

- Jude Duarte, The Cruel Prince

[theginnit]

Can't believe she slayed for the first 2 chapters of the game and then never again wow