#Funny little au

[gamecrash716]

A babysitter au

This is purely comedic do not take this too seriously

Madeline, getting tired of Priscilla hanging out with Cody and Frankie when she has to leave for business, gets her a babysitter

Scratch that, two babysitters

A pair of thieves, Evan and Myles

The only reason she ever decides to take them in is due to the fact that the twins have delt with the Burns before

She obviously threatens them with jail if anything goes missing

However, her plan fails as the two twins befriend the older Burns siblings

[hualianff]

Tiny Xianle Quartet

Just imagine you’re walking around with tiny dianxia nestled in your front shirt pocket. He would wave “hello!” to anyone passing by with the friendliest smile! Just tiny dianxia with his mini bamboo hat and simple, white robes happily nestled near your chest. 

Then, as you continue your stroll, you see a lone dandelion with the stem still attached floating nearby.

“Huh, that’s weird,” you think, then blow the dandelion away.

The distant sound of a high-pitched “Gegeeeee” can be heard. It turns out to be tiny HC who was using the dandelion to catch the wind and bring him to dianxia, but his plans are thwarted by the giant human who decided to blow him in the opposite direction :(

(XL: 😳😳 “I thought I heard-“

HC: 😭😭😭)

HC crash-lands in the grass, tumbling over himself a couple times. Once he’s right-side-up, he can only watch as the big human continues walking forward with tiny XL in tow.

HC resorts to scurrying after the big human, smacking away the large blades of grass that dare stand in his way. When you finally notices a little creature trailing behind, they scoop HC up in one hand.

“GYAHH- UNHAND ME, MORTAL,” HC demands, banging his little fists on the hand.

XL lets out a surprised squeak. “San Lang!”

“Gegeee! I’m here! I’m here to save you!” HC exclaims, still struggling in his entrapment.

“It’s okay! I’m not in any danger!” XL replies. “But I’m glad you’re here anyway!”

XL turns to you, and places his hands together in a pleading gesture: “Can you just put him in the pocket with me? I promise he won’t cause you any trouble.”

You nod in understanding. With one last indulgent squeeze of the tiny creature, the human drops HC into their shirt pocket.

Twin grunts of “oofs!” are heard, along with a small shuffling inside the pocket.

Immediately, two smol heads pop out from inside the pocket.

“Thank you for accommodating him. Between you and me, San Lang loves walks. He’s secretly very grateful to tag along,” XL says.

(HC, at the human: 🥊🥊

XL: “San Lang, stop being rude!”)

Even as tiny fists poke harmlessly against your chest, you can’t help but laugh whole-heartedly. Tiny dianxia just has that effect on you. 

“It’s my pleasure,” you say. “The more, the merrier.”

(HC: “did u just call me merry-“ 😡

XL quickly covers HC’s mouth.)

The trio continues their walk, passing many flowers and a stream that shimmers aqua blue.

When you walk under a cherry tree, you suddenly feel two thumps on the top of your head. Pairs of tiny feet seem to be padding along your hairline. You lift a hand up to rub your head, but the tiny feet keep evading their reach.

HC and XL are too busy whispering among themselves to pay attention to the commotion upstairs.

A heavy sigh escapes your lips. An itch is developing on their scalp that really needs to be scratched. You decide to shake your head side-to-side, and using both hands, grab hold of two more smol bodies in your clutch.

MQ: “you idiot, why’d you jump down too? You gave us away!”

FX: “it wasn’t me! That bird shook the branch and caused our cherry to fall”

XL pauses his story: “oh heyy guys! What brings you here?”

You look at XL with a raised eyebrow.  “More of your…friends?”

HC: “hey I’m not just a-“

XL: “Yes, more friends! Though I could’ve sworn they were busy doing something else…” 🤔

MQ huffs while FX glares at the rascal in red clinging to XL like sticky tape.

“What should I do with them?” You ask XL. 

To FX and MQ’s horror, HC leans close to whisper in XL’s ear. 

XL: “Hmm, it’s a little tight in here, so maybe-“

Cut to the next scene where FX and MQ are unceremoniously shoved into the human’s back pockets.

[notherpuppet]

Role reversal AU

[zoeyhorse]

i don't even know what to call this one, it came to me in a dream

[keferon]

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker in snow bots AU :D

Them and their stupid winter crop tops. I’m gonna call them Pneumonia duo

[toughbunnyforever]

bkdk ponyo au bc it's summer

[stemmmm]

ok a third one. i've got a third one

context: 1 2 3

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 61-64)

* I-I don't think we were talking about the same thing...

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[paintedcrows]

they make me feel unwell

(continued: Stan & Young Ford)

[nebulanightsky]

Someone asked to see the bonus, and I'm giving them the bonus..

YALL GETTING CROSS WEARS A FAIRY DRESS DOODLES

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

me and my personal demon manifested irl who is also my daughter on a adventure to find my other daughter

[sirshiba]

screenshot redraw !!

(s1e02, the legend of the gobblewonker)

[tenowls]

teacher getou au...... wauh

[starry-bi-sky]

i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes

all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.

i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)

[funkycloewn]

The aftermath:

The reason why Jax is intimidated by Ragatha lol

Moral of the story: Don't foolishly joke around like that smh

Credit to @sm-baby for the Carnival AU!

[mipmoth]

Yamask Ingo in sinnoh chilling doing pokemon stuff idk eating a berry

[That moment when little]