#Funny Love Quotes

[daughterofchaosstuff]

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

[everwalldigan]

To anyone who thinks Bruce has a clear and consistent favourite child I raise you this: it is infinitely funnier for Bruce to have a complicated and elaborate “ranking” system of his kids that only he’s privy to.

Picture this: Batman, dosed with truth serum, gets asked as a gag from one of the goons holding him captive who his favourite bat-vigilante is and instead of giving a straight answer, he launches into this whole explanation about the ranking system and who’s in the current lead, who’s hanging behind, etc. At some point (this is a mystery to everyone involved) a whiteboard appears and he starts explaining his system like he’s a football coach before an important match. Out of nowhere he starts pulling out little cardboard cutouts of his kids and pins them to the board. At some point the red string comes out.

Jason hasn’t killed someone in a week? Automatically promoted to favourite. Tim hasn’t caused an international incident in the past month? Puts him a few points ahead that keep decreasing the longer he refuses real sleep (20 minute power naps don’t count Tim! Says powernap inventor Bruce Wayne). Cass gave him a hug this morning and wished him a good day? Favourite until he gets a call from dick telling him (without shouting!!!!) that he’ll be there for this week’s Sunday dinner. Duke accidentally scratches the Batmobile? Demoted to the “in trouble” zone (which, honestly, that’s where his kids spend most of the time in😭). Damian did not attempt to free all the animals in the zoo they visited? Favourite. Until Bruce found out he was just trying to conceal the cat hidden in his room that Bruce explicitly forbade him from keeping.

Dick arrives at the family dinner with a busted shoulder and a bruise the size of Texas on his face? Gets demoted so far down that even azraeil scores higher than him. He’s in the “in trouble” zone for a constant month after that. Oh one of them survived an almost death? Favourite for at least the next week. At least. Multiple people survive an almost death? EVERYONES the favourite. The least favourite is the growing grey hairs on his head.

The end of day results are decided by who bothers to wish him goodnight and if all of them have fucked up in some way the past week then Jon (Kent) becomes the automatic favourite until someone cracks a joke that Bruce actually finds funny.

The favourite child changes daily, hourly even, and his kids are aware this system exists and keep trying to crack the code but he always Knows and just smirks smugly.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[n-u-b-e-s-n-e-g-r-a-s]

[punsify1]

Laugh Your Way Through Love With 200+ Crush Puns And Jokes That Hit All The Right Spots

Got a crush? You’re in for a treat with our collection of 200+ crush puns and jokes that will make your heart race and your sides split with laughter!

Perfect for sharing with your special someone or just enjoying on your own, these puns will add a spark of fun to your day. Whether you’re looking to break the ice or simply enjoy a laugh, these puns are sure to hit the spot and make you smile.

Crush Puns and Jokes That Will Have You Smiling and Laughing

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. 🪄

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. 🗺️

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. 🥒

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. 

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te! ⚛️

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? ☀️

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for. 🔍

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. 🏡

If looks could kill, you’d be a heartbreaker. 💖

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future. ⏳

Read: 200+ Crush Puns and Jokes to Make Your Heart Race and Your Sides Split with Laughter

[noisycowboyglitter]

Dads Deserve Love Too: Celebrating Valentine's Day with Dad

Happy Valentine's Day, Dad! This special day isn't just for romantic love; it's also a perfect opportunity to celebrate the enduring bond between fathers and their children. Dads, those unsung heroes of everyday life, deserve recognition for their unwavering support, guidance, and love.

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From teaching us to ride bikes to offering sage advice during life's challenges, dads play an irreplaceable role in shaping our lives. They're our protectors, our mentors, and often our first best friends. Their dad jokes may make us groan, but secretly, we cherish every corny pun and silly quip.

This Valentine's Day, let's shower our dads with the appreciation they deserve. Maybe it's time to return the favor and treat him to his favorite meal, or plan an activity you both enjoy. Whether it's watching a sports game together, going fishing, or simply sharing a quiet moment, the gift of your time and attention is priceless.

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Consider creating a heartfelt card filled with memories and inside jokes that only the two of you share. Or perhaps compile a playlist of songs that remind you of him - from the tunes he played on road trips to the melodies that soundtracked your childhood.

Remember, dads aren't always the best at expressing emotions, but that doesn't mean they don't feel deeply. A simple "I love you, Dad" can mean the world to him. This Valentine's Day, let's celebrate the first man who stole our hearts and continues to hold a special place there.

So here's to you, Dad - Happy Valentine's Day! Thank you for being our constant, our rock, and our hero.

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Funny Valentine's Day puts a humorous spin on the traditionally romantic holiday. It's for those who prefer laughter over sappy sentiments and silly gags over serious gestures. Picture couples exchanging cards with cheesy puns or goofy caricatures instead of heartfelt poetry. Restaurants might serve heart-shaped pizzas with ridiculous toppings, while gift shops stock shelves with comical couple's t-shirts and novelty items.

Singles celebrate with anti-Valentine's parties, complete with broken heart piñatas and "love stinks" themed games. Comedy clubs host special shows poking fun at dating disasters and relationship quirks. Even workplaces get in on the act with silly costume contests or "worst pick-up line" competitions.

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Funny Valentine's Day reminds us that love doesn't always have to be serious – sometimes, the best way to someone's heart is through their funny bone.

[haley-harrison]

Calypso: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Odysseus: You know who else is beautiful?

Calypso (blushing): Who?

Odysseus: Penelope.

[batcavescolony]

*Talia visiting Damian*

Talia: Damian, how are you? *glares at Dick*

Damian: I am doing well mother

Dick: *from behind him* *mouthing: why the fuck are you here?*

Talia: oh that's great! I see you have a new pet? *Mouthing back: to see MY son*

Damian: this is Haley, Grayson's dog, she's staying with me while he goes on a mission.

Dick: *flipping Talia off where Damian can't see* yep, he's so good with animals

Talia: I'm aware *throws a knife at him*

Dick: *throws it back*

[daily-spooky]

[a--z--u--l]

Tumblr es una mezcla entre un psiquiátrico, un prostíbulo y un diario. A cuál pertenecen?

[redbubble-artistshop]

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[daughterofchaosstuff]

hookup culture is actually wild to me because I have to literally be in love to even hold someone's hand.

[futuristic-koala]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[n-u-b-e-s-n-e-g-r-a-s]

[punsify1]

Get Ready To LOL With These 200+ Witty Dating Puns And Jokes Perfect For Flirting And Fun Conversations

Looking for the perfect way to woo your date with laughter? Dive into our collection of 200+ dating puns that are sure to break the ice and add some humor to your love life.

Whether you’re planning a romantic evening, sending a flirty text, or trying to make a lasting impression, these puns are the perfect way to make hearts flutter and smiles widen. Explore these puns to keep the conversation lively and memorable.

So, whether you’re a hopeless romantic or a pun enthusiast, get ready to laugh your heart out and maybe even find true love through a clever line or two!

10 Dating Puns to Make You Swoon

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you! 🚗

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for! 🔍

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest! 🏦

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te! 🧪

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you! 🩹

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection! 📶

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a “cute-cumber.” 🥒

Are you Australian? Because when I see you, I go “down under”! 🌏

You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 🎩

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard! ❄️

Read: 200+ Dating Puns and Jokes to Make You Laugh Your Heart Out and Find True Love.